
There are three kinds of kissers: the fire extinguisher, the mummy, and the vacuum clear. -Helen Gurley Brown
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There are three kinds of kissers: the fire extinguisher, the mummy, and the vacuum clear. -Helen Gurley Brown
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I'm a fire extinguisher.
I can't help it that a woman's kiss stimulates every sensory organ in my mouth -- almost all of which, alas, are salivary glands. (Sigh.)
Pkay, once agaib, the dure extinguisher, the bacuun cleaner andn even Larry's fire starter area;; self explnatory or easily figuredour, but what the He[[is a mummy kiss? Yes, I'm still waiting for SOMEONE to wrirw "Therese For Dummies"...:O: I've "been around the bedpost" long enough that i've undoubtedly givenreceived it,(There's nothing new under the sun" after all, but the name leaves me clueless! (Not the movie, either!)
I believe the "Mummy" kiss is the dry-lipped uninspiring kind of like kissing a pool table. Am I close? Reminds me of high school...UGH!
Mummy kiss? Kissing on a pool table? I guess I have been single too long but wouldn't the kiss on a pool table have to take into account whom you are kissing?
Therese, I think maybe some of us do need that book; "Therese for dummies." Now I am going to go out and get a copy of "Kissing for dummies."
Richard
Re: Richard NOT kissing ON but kissing A pool table. In other words...like kissing your grandmother. Generic, passionless and boring...got it? The Hoover vacuum kiss is'nt much better. Are we actually discussing sensuality here?
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