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Love Note #26

Tuesday February 26, 2008

Categories: Relationships
There are three kinds of kissers: the fire extinguisher, the mummy, and the vacuum clear. -Helen Gurley Brown...
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Cully
February 26, 2008 12:13 PM

Helen forgot the most wonderful one (at least I hope she *forgot* and not that she never knew) - The FIRE Starter. hmm hmm hmmmm

Larry Parker
February 26, 2008 1:24 PM

I'm a fire extinguisher.

I can't help it that a woman's kiss stimulates every sensory organ in my mouth -- almost all of which, alas, are salivary glands. (Sigh.)

Margaret Balyeat
February 26, 2008 9:38 PM

Pkay, once agaib, the dure extinguisher, the bacuun cleaner andn even Larry's fire starter area;; self explnatory or easily figuredour, but what the He[[is a mummy kiss? Yes, I'm still waiting for SOMEONE to wrirw "Therese For Dummies"...:O: I've "been around the bedpost" long enough that i've undoubtedly givenreceived it,(There's nothing new under the sun" after all, but the name leaves me clueless! (Not the movie, either!)

Lynne
February 27, 2008 9:17 AM

I believe the "Mummy" kiss is the dry-lipped uninspiring kind of like kissing a pool table. Am I close? Reminds me of high school...UGH!

Richard
February 27, 2008 1:31 PM

Mummy kiss? Kissing on a pool table? I guess I have been single too long but wouldn't the kiss on a pool table have to take into account whom you are kissing?

Therese, I think maybe some of us do need that book; "Therese for dummies." Now I am going to go out and get a copy of "Kissing for dummies."

Richard

Lynne
February 28, 2008 9:16 AM

Re: Richard NOT kissing ON but kissing A pool table. In other words...like kissing your grandmother. Generic, passionless and boring...got it? The Hoover vacuum kiss is'nt much better. Are we actually discussing sensuality here?

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