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Laughter is the best medicine… I would rather laugh at myself than cry, so I thought a thread for appropriate jokes many of us could relate to would be uplifting and cheering. I received this first one from my cousin who loves me…
Grandma & Grandpa’s Road Trip
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around — in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man.
He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her — the more agitated he became. He just wouldn’t let up one minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her ….
‘While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.’
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posted May 14, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Children’s Letter’s to God
Dear God,
I went to a wedding on Sunday and they kissed right in church. Is that OK?
Neil
Dear God,
What does it mean You’re a jealous God? I thought you had everything.
Jane
Dear God,
Thank You for the baby brother, but I prayed for a puppy.
Joyce
Dear God,
If You watch me on Sunday I’ll show You my new shoes.
Mickey D.
Dear God,
Did You mean for the Giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma
Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own bedrooms. It works with me and my brother.
Larry
Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked You for anything. You can look it up.
Brian
Dear God,
Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was a day of rest.
Tom L.
Dear God,
Did You really mean “do unto others as they do unto you?’ Because if You did then I’m going to fix my brother!
Dana
Dear God,
We read that Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said You did. So, I bet he stole Your idea.
Sincerely,
Dora
Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of the people in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our whole family and I can never do it.
Nan
Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation and was my father mad. He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You won’t hurt him anyways.
Your friend (But I’m not going to tell You my name.)