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Group Beyond Blue: The Humor Thread

Wednesday May 14, 2008

Categories: Mental Health

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Group Beyond Blue member Budog started a thread at Group Beyond Blue on Beliefnet Community called "The Humor Thread! Everyone Needs a Good Laugh."

Join the conversation that starts with his post:

Laughter is the best medicine... I would rather laugh at myself than cry, so I thought a thread for appropriate jokes many of us could relate to would be uplifting and cheering. I received this first one from my cousin who loves me...

Grandma & Grandpa's Road Trip

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around -- in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man.

He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her -- the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.

As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her ....

'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.'

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Tricia
May 14, 2008 12:48 PM

Children's Letter's to God


Dear God,
I went to a wedding on Sunday and they kissed right in church. Is that OK?
Neil

Dear God,
What does it mean You're a jealous God? I thought you had everything.
Jane

Dear God,
Thank You for the baby brother, but I prayed for a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God,
If You watch me on Sunday I'll show You my new shoes.
Mickey D.

Dear God,
Did You mean for the Giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own bedrooms. It works with me and my brother.
Larry

Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked You for anything. You can look it up.
Brian

Dear God,
Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was a day of rest.
Tom L.

Dear God,
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?' Because if You did then I'm going to fix my brother!
Dana

Dear God,
We read that Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said You did. So, I bet he stole Your idea.
Sincerely,
Dora

Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of the people in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our whole family and I can never do it.
Nan

Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation and was my father mad. He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You won't hurt him anyways.
Your friend (But I'm not going to tell You my name.)

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