If you don't find the humor in this, my sincere apologies. But that is not going to keep me from sending it next year, too. Sorry.
CHRISTMAS DISORDERS and CAROLS1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells....
11. Oppositional Defiant Disorder-- You better not cry - Oh yes I will
You better not Shout - I can if i want to
You better not pout - Can if i want to
I'm telling you why - Not listening
Santa Claus is coming to town - No he's not!!
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Depression--- Crashing through the Blues, ine a one-man hopeless spree...*Everybody!*
Ok, I was howling by 10 and 11! I love a good laugh early in the morning.
Loved it last year -- love it this year. Sia -- very funny.
Oh, my God, that is HILARIOUS!!! The one about OCD really made me laugh--all those "jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells" (etc., etc.)!!!! LOL! Even just thinking about it makes me crack up again. Way to go, Therese!
therese the things you come with.i love them each year there my new Christmas traditions.better than anything on T.V or radio.your make my holidays so much more merier.
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