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If you don’t find the humor in this, my sincere apologies. But we need as many laughs this holiday season as is possible.
CHRISTMAS DISORDERS and CAROLS
1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..
6. Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells….
11. Oppositional Defiant Disorder– You better not cry – Oh yes I will
You better not Shout – I can if i want to
You better not pout – Can if i want to
I’m telling you why – Not listening
Santa Claus is coming to town – No he’s not!!
posted December 6, 2012 at 4:03 am
Love it! Love it! Love it!
Thanks for the laughs. I so needed this – as the bipolar down elevator is transporting me to bottomless pit of darkness.
Merry Christmas & a Blessed New Year to you, Therese.
posted December 6, 2012 at 10:33 am
that was very funny. i wrote them down for all my crazy friends.
posted December 6, 2012 at 10:49 am
This is just great! LoL
posted December 6, 2012 at 4:02 pm
Great good fun! Thanks for a good chuckle!
posted December 8, 2012 at 11:52 pm
This was great! I needed a good laugh today. Thanks!
posted December 22, 2012 at 11:23 am
That’s the way I sing those songs,Oh boy I’m not alone for the Holidays or am I
posted January 3, 2013 at 11:10 pm
I don’t think it’s funny. I actually saw this passed around at work one year. I wonder how many of the comments here have a child with schizophrenia and a parent with dementia that they’re taking care of in addition to dealing with their own depression & anxiety, not to mention losing a job because you’re too slow & can’t remember instructions due to depression.