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Saturday November 21, 2009

Deer Me!!!

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You can see some squirrely things in this world.  But this one is right up there.  Can you hear the conversation at the local barbershop between Bubba and Ernest?

"I'll bet you a buck you can't ride down the street on your bike with a deer on your shoulders"

"I'll be I can. Who do you think I am Bambi?"

"Oh really? well prove it. You start riding and I will film you through my windshield riding along behind so you don't get clipped."

"You're on! My wife is never gonna believe you gave me a buck, your so tight."

"Ah come on, you know how deer you are to me. Besides, what else do we have to do here in Chitlin Switch Notch Vermont."

"Alright.... but your part in this is you have to roll down your car window as we ride and serenade me singin'  'Doe, a deer a female deer....'  You catch me drift."

"Unfortunately I do, but I am just glad I am not that deer."

"Why not?"

"Would you like to ride down the road on a bicycle in the middle of winter buck naked?  I think not!"

          

Saturday November 21, 2009

Remember the Alamo--- Tony Alamo

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The story of Tony Alamo is bound, someday, to be made into a movie.  It's so bizarre, so improbable, so full of incident and crime and sin that it makes some soap operas look clean!   The horrifyingly saddest part of this story is that Alamo was viewed and viewed himself as a conservative Christian minister.  In the eyes of the world, it gives all such persons a bad name. And on top of everything else it plays on and plays right into the ultra right wing paranoia in America about a "NEW WORLD ORDER' secretly masterminded by the Pope, as an attempt to turn America into a Fascist state.  One can only imagine Alamo's reaction to the revelation last week that Catholic bishops aided in getting the health care legislation changed so that abortions wouldn't be funded with federal money.  Dan Brown couldn't have thought up a conspiracy story this good, or a nefarious character as amazing as Tony Alamo.
Tony Alamo makes 'Malakh' in The Lost Symbol look like a regular guy. 

Perhaps however you have been vacationing on the planet Xenon, and have not followed the story of Tony Alamo from the 70s until last week when he was sentenced to 175 years in jail. Since he is now 74,  that's a wrap folks.  He will not be 'ministering' (and I use the term loosely) again outside of a prison.

Let me summarize for you the story of Tony Alamo. Again, you can't make this stuff up. Truth is always stranger than fiction. Let's start with his real name--- Bernie Lazar Hoffman, born in 1934 to Jewish Romanian parents in Joplin Missouri. We don't know as much as we would like about his childhood and youth except that at some point his family moved to Montana and Bernie was a newspaper boy for the Helena Independent Record. Where the story really surfaces is in the 1960s when Bernie turns up in L.A.  Initially Bernie decided to pursue a career in music under the names Mark Abad or Mark Hoffman. He was briefly put in jail on a weapons charge during this period in his life. It was in 1961 that the man married his first wife Helen Hagan,  whom he remained married to until 1966 when they got a divorce. Bernie's actually met his second wife, Susan Lipowitz, a Jewish convert to Evangelical Christianity when he was still married. Susan was in L.A. trying to become an actress. She was married to a hoodlum in L.A. and was nine years the senior of Bernie Hoffman.  After she managed to get a divorce,  Susan and Bernie got married in Las Vegas and legally changed their names to  Tony and Susan Alamo.   Who knows why they picked Alamo, but at least it was a memorable name.  Susan and Tony remained married until her death due to cancer in 1982. 

Together the couple set up in 1966 the Tony and Susam Alamo Christian Foundation in dear ole Hollywood, a place known to look the other way at the wild and wacky. It has been called the place where the odd get even, or at least they get recognized and can pass for normal. So far the story is exotic and eccentric but not yet bizzare, or was it?   As a sideline, the two set up a business venture selling sequined suits, ala Elvis, only Elvis had left the business and the building. If you look at the pictures of Tony during this period of his life it is clear he was trying hard to channel Elvis. In fact this went on for a long time. Below find a picture of Tony in 1986 a sort of combo of Elvis and Don Johnson from Miami Vice----

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The suit sideline however got Tony a visit from the suits, and Tony landed in prison for tax evasion in connection to this business. This would be the first of some six times he would be tried and convicted for tax evasion of some sort.  You would have thought he would have learned after a time or two.  Instead, he decided that this justified his demonizing the American government, something he would be increasingly prone to do.  It is indeed amazing how many fundamentalists use the psychological technique called projection-- namely projecting their own faults on some other person or some external institution they feel they have an adversarial relatrionship with.

This problem of course is not confined to fundamentalist Christians of a more cultist ilk, it can be found in any and all sorts of fundamentalism, whether connected with a recognized religion or not.  Fundamentalism is not really a point of view on the religious spectrum as much as it is an inflexible and unchangeable mindset. I have not infrequently met fundamentalist liberals, utterly convinced that their views are unassailble, immune to critical scrutiny or dispute.  But if you thought the Alamo story was a little far out, thus far, you ain't heard nothing yet.

Susan Alamo, as it turns out was the better preacher of the two (they viewed themselves as some kind of Pentecostals), and throughout the 70s she was doing the preaching whilst her husband channeled Elvis the Gospel singer. This was also a practical move since she managed to stay out of jail, but Tony went back and forth to the slammer on various charges.  By this point the Alamos had a syndicated TV show, and then something drastic happened--- Susan died right about Easter time, on  April 8th 1982.  Unwilling to accept this outcome, Tony claimed that his wife would very soon rise from the dead, and so they kept her body on display whilst their loyal followers prayed for her resurrection. But resurrection did not happen and the saddest part of this part of the story is that Susan's body was not returned to her family for another 16 years!!  Tony was to go on and marry twice more, and the pattern of tax evasion continued as well. When he was convicted in 1994 he stayed in jail until 1998.  Tony however was not idle.  His Alamo tracts became famous or infamous and continued to be distributed by his followers both in Arkansas to which his ministry had migrated, and elsewhere.  The essence of his preaching was a mishmash of things political and apocalyptic.  In this respect he sounded rather like Rev. Hagee of San Antonio.  Here is the pith of what you might find in one of his tracts according to Wikipedia--

The tracts predict impending doom and Armagedddon and invite the reader to accept Jesus as their savior. The tracts condemn Catholicism, the Pope and the American government as a  Satanic conspiracy behind events such as 9/11, the attack on Pearl Harbor and the John F. Kennedy assassination. Tracts currently being distributed include a picture of Alamo circa 1986. In a tract distributed shortly before the seige of the Branch Davidian establishment in Waco,Texas, Alamo protested the media's use of the word "compound" to describe the campus of his seminary and the word 'cult' to describe his ministry. As it turns out, there were more similarities between David Koresh and Tony Alamo than one might have realized at that point in time.

The rapidly accelerating downward spiral is chronicled adequately and basically correctly by Wikipedia (entry accessed Nov. 15, 2009)---

"On September 20, 2008, federal and state investigative agents raided the Arkansas headquarters of the ministry, which is a 15-acre (6.1 ha) compound near Texarkana, Arkansas, as part of  a child pornography investigation. This investigation involved allegations of physical and sexual abuse and allegations of polygamy and underage marriage. According to Terry Purvis, mayor of Fouke, Arkansas, his office has received complaints from former ministry members about allegations of child abuse, sexual abuse and polygamy since the ministry established itself in the area. In turn, Purvis turned over information about the allegations to the FBI.  Alamo denied the child abuse allegations.

"On September 25, 2008, Alamo was arrested by Arizona police and FBI agents in Flagstaff Arizona, on a federal warrant out of Texarkana, Arkansas, federal court (case number 08-40020) on charges that he transported minors (as early as 1994)over state lines for sexual activity in violation of the Mann Act. On October 17, 2008, he pleaded not guilty, and his case was set for trial.

On October 22, 2008, Alamo's former followers testified in court during a preliminary hearing that Alamo had practiced polygamy and had taken a nine-year-old girl as a wife.

On December 2, 2008, a judge in Arkansas unsealed a federal indictment that included eight new charges against Alamo. The 74-year-old Alamo, who remained jailed while awaiting trial, originally faced two charges of taking minor girls across state lines for sex. The eight new counts were similar and involved four new alleged victims. His trial began on July 13, 2009, and on July 24, 2009, Alamo was found guilty on all ten federal counts.

On July 28, 2009, shortly after his conviction, Tony Alamo again made headlines by calling himself 'just another one of the prophets that went to jail for the Gospel.'

He was sentenced to 175 years in prison on November 13, 2009. Alamo must return to court on January 13, 2010, for a hearing to determine whether five women who testified about sexual abuse will be paid up to US$2.7 million in restitution."
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What lessons can be learned from sad tales like this, and that of David Koresh, and in a milder vein, that of Ted Haggard (see my old blog post in the archives under the heading 'Looking Haggard....").   Firstly there is the not incidental matter of accountability. Low church Protestants have difficulties with this issue, and isolated cults who sequester themselves in compounds have an even worse time with this issue. 

When you have a church structure where there is little or no accountability for the minister, no ministerial supervision of the minister, no district superintendent or bishop or elder or board of deacons or accountability partners to call ministers to account, we have seedbed for sin in the making from the top down. Tony Alamo is simply one more example of this classic problem when you do not have some sort of hierarchial ministerial accountability structure whether it is based in the local church or in the parish or in the diocese or in the conference or in the synod.

Secondly there are the sexual issues.  When ministers are placed on an unassailable pedestal, the potential for abuse of power is considerable, and it often manifests itself in sexual aberrations. If you study the issue of power relationships you quickly learn that people in the subordinant power position who look up to the minister find it difficult if not impossible to say no to the person they look up to and admire. This is all the more the case if we are talking about a man much older than a woman, and in Alamo's case it involves young girls.   Unfortunately in Alamo's case the whistle blowing transpired far too late to prevent polygamy and other sorts of sexual abuse. 

Thirdly there is the issue and problem of the cult of personality, which is so much a part of American culture, and especially Hollywood culture.  Of course at bottom this is a form of idolatry, and no church should be promoting idolatry. Obviously the bright lights of TV and the context of mega-churches with super-sized pastors are breeding grounds for problems which further the cult of personality.   This word just in--- its the Lord's ministry. It does not belong to this or that minister, and we can all be replaced, indeed we shall all be replaced. 

My advice to those reading this is as follows---- support no TV ministries by sending them money!!  You are too far removed from the pastors in question to help with the accountability process, and in fact all the body of Christ in a particular locale has an obligation to help with the accountability process.  Just as all politics is local, so all church is local when it comes to this matter of accountability. If you are not part of the worshipping community in that place you are not really fulfilling your role in relationship to this or that ministry.  

I would also urge you to not attend a church which furthers the isolation of the minister from his people. I am referring to the mega-church. Of course there are some responsible mega-churches who have devised some ways to avoid doing the accountability thing poorly, and avoid the depersonalizing tendencies of church services where you can become a nameless face in a crowd.  But it is an ongoing struggle, and it would be better if the mega-church stopped super-sizing itself and went into the church planting business full scale.  Some do, some don't, but when it comes to worship it ought to be personal-- a place where you are known and know others and you, like the minister are accountable to this expression of the body of Christ.    

One of the major problems we have in American society is the misreading of the whole notion of the separation of church and state. The church-state divide should never protect those in the church from prosecution when they commit crimes of whatever sort, especially not ministers who should be held to a higher standard of  ethical rectitude. Ministers must work hard to be above reproach in their personal lives. And this word just in, something maybe deeply personal and not private at all. If you commit a crime in your home, you have no right to privacy. If you commit a sin in the church which is also a crime, you have no right to claim the protection of the separation of church and state.  All human beings have a strong capacity for self-justification, even Christian human beings. This is why we all need accountability. This is why Jesus' brother James says to his audience-  "confession your sins to one another, not merely to your priest or counselor or spouse or friend in confidence.

Tony Alamo's story should be seen as a cautionary tale.  My word to all ministers who thing they are bullet proof and above the law, including perhaps even the law of God is----- Remember the Alamo. 
 











Thursday November 19, 2009

Christmas Ideas Part Two:-- Disney's a Christmas Carrey???

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Jim Carrey has already grinched his way through a previous Christmas, and now he gets to see if he can top that by Scrooging his way through this one.  I went to see this movie in 3D and one has to say that both the motion capture technique and some of the 3D effects are marvelous, but this movie has the same problems that the first edition, in 1843, of Dicken's Christmas Carol had.... too spooky for the kids, particularly the small ones, and too dark and defuse to convey adequately the warmth of Christmas, except briefly at the end of the film.   Robert Zemeckis who directed this hour and half extravaganza in visual effects says his next project is doing a motion capture of his hair so it can be drapped over his noggin more fully.  But its not what's on his noggin but what's in it that is the issue here.   First the good news.

The good news is that Jim Carrey does a good job of being Scrooge, and Bob Hoskins is fine as old Fezziwig, and Gary Oldman puts in a fine performance as well.  And honestly the motion capture in 3D and some of the set pieces just blow you away.  But there are other scenes which are quite underwlhelming.  

The ghost of Christmas past follows very faithfully the description in the original version of a Christmas Carol, but the poor spirit ends up looking like a dripping candle while he tries to wax eloquent.  He has too much of a Cheshire cat grin as well.  And the jolly red giant ghost of Christmas Present laughs excessively, endlessly,  annoyingly.   Too much time is spent dragging Scrooge through the air and doing chase scenes that are pretty pointless.  Too little time is spent on what makes Christmas special.  We do actually get some Christian Christmas carols (since Dickens wrote well before most of the secular American one's were written) and we do see people going to church, but Jesus is hardly mentioned at all, and in fact there is one disparaging passage taking a pot shot at ministers of the Gospel, which is both pointless and unnecessary, which is why the critics are about equally divided in the thumbs up or thumbs down category on this movie.

If you are a movie buff, and also you want to get the feel of some of the oddness of Dicken's original version of the story, and you love 3D and motion capture, this is an interesting film with some good acting and as a bonus Andrea Boccelli sings an actual Christmas song during the final credits.  But on the whole this movie is too scary for most younger children, it ends too abruptly without the full effect of the final warmth of the story and the transformation of Scrooge, and of course--- once again, Christ is left out of Christmas.  This film is far from X rated but it is about Xmas I am afraid-- peace on earth, good will towards one and all, but not in any real connection with Jesus. 

A long time ago, Ann and I were in Ely north of Cambridge England and went into an antiquarian bookshop, where a whole set of older hardbound editions of Dicken's completely works was for sale.  We bought the lot, and within them you discover not merely the classics like David Copperfield, but also Dicken's own retelling of the story of Christ. If you ever read Dicken's own little synthesis of the Gospel story for Victorian audiences, you will see he would not be entirely pleased by how this movie turned out. But still it would be humbug to say that this movie has no redeeming features, and so we end with its ending--- 'God bless ye every one.'


Monday November 16, 2009

Christmas Ideas Part One: 'Skipping Christmas'

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You may well have missed this one.  It's a small book, pocket sized, and though it says a novel on the cover, its really a novella-- 177 pages even with gracious spacing. You can easily read it in a day, or on a long plane ride and its enjoyable from start to finish. 

I thoroughly enjoy John Grisham's fiction, and even his non-fiction but this is something entirely different.   In a small way this little story could be compared to Dicken's A Christmas Carol (not to be confused with Disney's A Christmas Carey... err Carol).  This little novella came out in 2001 without the usual fanfare of his lawyer novels, and I actually found this book at a second hand sale in Grafton Vermont at the tiny Grafton library.  And guess what?  Its really worth the read and is a keeper.

The story is told of an accountant named Luther Krank (think Scrooge) who decided that Christmas was a big waste of money.  He hated the pressure to be sucked into the neighborhood parties, tree decorations, putting up of lights and Frosty the snowmen etc.  He calculated that he was throwing good money after bad to the tune of more than $6,000 plus dollars every Christmas.   Its enough to give an accountant endless Mallox moments!

So this Luther may not have 95 theses but he does have a big idea and he comes up with a plan. Instead of getting sucked into all that secular Christmas stuff, how about a nice Caribbean cruise for ten days beginning on Christmas?  After all their only daughter was away in the Peace Corps and there was no law saying they had to keep Christmas like this--- they could skip it!  So Luther and his wife Nora decide to pass on the whole deal--- no buying the tree, no buying the fruitcakes etc. But this is much easier said than done.... as these two were soon to discover as they rapidly became personae non grata in their neighborhood,  Mr. and Mrs. Grinch in the flesh. 

The story moves rapidly and is easy reading, but the further you get into, the more you realize that like Dicken's story, you have fallen into a morality play that has a point, and as you will see if you read this little winner it has its hilarious moments along the way as well.  

John Grisham is not merely a good story teller, he's also a Christian, and I gather a Baptist Sunday school teacher on occasion.  Here is an enjoyable tale, with no X rated or offensive parts, and it prompts the right kind of reflection on the difference between the real meaning and focus of Christmas, and most of what happens in America starting right about this time of year (why the heck has Disney already started showing A Christmas Carol long before Thanksgiving?).

Here's a little warning.  You may like Luther's idea so much that you too may be tempted to skip Christmas this year. Let me warn you now, that you too may discover there is a price to pay for skipping Christmas, and I'm not referring to the lack of tax deductions.  For instance, you may have relatives who tell you---- "just put this book down, and back away slowly!!!"  You're dealing with social dynamite here.  

Monday November 16, 2009

2012-- Noah will you build me an Ark?

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Last summer the movies went to the dogs. Fortunately for the movie industry, most Americans love dogs. There have been some dogs this fall in the theater as well, and one kind of movie most prone to be both loved by the public and panned by the critics is a disaster movie like 2012. Sure enough that is what is happening with the film this post is focusing on.  Roland Emmerich is famous for such disaster movies (remember Independence Day and the Day after Tomorrow.  Now he is giving us 2012, only he is giving it to us in 2009--- the future is now!  Who knew?

2012 is indeed coming soon, and if you believe certain modern readings of the Mayan
calendar so is a doomsday scenario for most of humankind.  The only question left is, as the poster suggests--- who will survive?    As a general rule I am not a big fan of disaster movies which are long on special effects short on plot and involve minimal decent acting. Of course we all have a natural curiosity about the future and we have of course been getting regular warnings from scientists about climate change and polar caps shrinking and the like.  Most of us however have not drunken the Mayan Koolaide.

This movie is not however about an ecological collapse of the world, but about a natural disaster, natural in the sense that solar flares are said to have caused the earth's core to boil which in turn causes the earth's skin to shift, and shift and shift, which of course produces earthquakes, volcanic eruptions tidal waves etc.etc.  So how does a world which hardly has its act together get itself co-ordinated to survive such a series of disasters? Inquiring minds want to know.

Let's start with the pluses in this box office blockbuster  ($65 mil in the first weekend in the U.S. and apparently over 200 mil already worldwide). First of all there are some decent actors in this movie, like Danny Glover, although he places a remarkably boring and sedate President of the U.S. and John Cusick who plays a divorced writer, with Amanda Peet is his X. My two personal favorites are Oliver Platt reprising his role as a White House insider from West Wing days, and as the comic relief-- Woody Harrelson as the hippy dippy prophet radio talk show host camped out at Yellowstone and giving regular updates about the end of the world.  The world is in a big pickle, and his way of coping---- eat big pickles!!  Alrighty then!!  We could have used more of Woody in this film, and less plodding, plodding, plodding plot. This movie is way too long---  as in do you really have 2 hours and 38 minutes to watch a not that great disaster flick?   Well, if you are of the Playstation generation the answer may be--- "What's the big deal?  I play games for way longer than that, and the visuals in this movie are awesome."

Awesome they are, as the CG has gotten so good that everything looks real-- even the most implausible parts of the story. One thing of course that is truly annoying about these disaster movies is how many times you have to suspend your disbelief as your intrepid heroes dodge one disaster after another and another and another. John Cusick has more lives than nine cats who have drunk from the fountain of eternal life in this movie. He takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.

Those who are interested in apocalyptic scenarios will find this movie mildly interesting, and yes there are some Biblical references in the film--- the President prays Ps. 23 before his demise,  Woody Harrelson says the Bible mostly got the picture of the future right (that's just what we need, an endorsement of the Bible from a character that appears to be both a survivalist and a nut job-- he even looks like Beavis and Butthead combined).  

I'm sure that there will be better movies this holiday season, at least I live in hope. But as for 2012, the Bible doesn't suggest that year will be anything particularly special. But then, none of us know, really. 

God has only revealed enough of the future to give us hope. He has not revealed enough to provide a reliable basis for calculations or prognostications.  And the reason he has not is of course clear--- we are supposed to live day by day by faith, trusting God for the future, for though we do not know what the future holds, we do know in whose hands the future is held....... and its not the Mayans. 




Saturday November 14, 2009

School's Out Forever-- The Rise and Fall of the Religionsgeschichtliche Schule

I was reading a withering review (no not by me) of Robert Price's recent salvo, Jesus is Dead, published by one of the atheistic presses. This book is not merely an assault on the idea that Jesus rose from the...

Thursday November 12, 2009

E Pluribus Unum-- Social Identity and Diversity in Acts

(My friend Mark Fairchild, who is a professor of Bible at Huntington University invited me to come give some lectures at his school in Indiana. What follows here is the Forrester Lecture on Diversity delivered Nov. 4, 2009.Kudos to Mark...

Tuesday November 10, 2009

'This is It'-- And Dat's All Folks

Michael Jackson was many things, and when he died at 50, his demise was so sudden, and so much like the demise of Elvis, that inevitably comparisons will be made.  For sure, had it not been for the Beatles, Michael...

Monday November 9, 2009

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Monday November 9, 2009

Catholic Bishops Play Important Role in Passing Healthcare Bill in the House

As it turns out, it was the elimination of funds for elective abortions from the healthcare bill that finally satisfied conservative Democrats in the house, and got the healthcare bill passed. The persons perhaps most responsible for eliminating the...

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Bible scholar Ben Witherington is Amos Professor of New Testament for Doctoral Studies at Asbury Theological Seminary and on the doctoral faculty at St. Andrews University in Scotland. A graduate of UNC, Chapel Hill, he went on to receive the M.Div. degree from Gordon-Conwell Theological Seminary and a Ph.D. from the University of Durham in England. He is now considered one of the top evangelical scholars in the world, and is an elected member of the prestigious SNTS, a society dedicated to New Testament studies.

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