Call me a prude, or say that I don’t have much of a sense of humor.
Say what you want, but I am not all that concerned about who replaces Charlie Sheen on the CBS comedy “Two And A Half Men”.
Word that it will be Ashton Kutcher doesn’t particularly excite me because I am not a fan of the show.
The half-hour program was kind of cute and funny in its early seasons with Jake being a not particularly bright kid being raised by his mostly decent dad (Jon Cryer) … and with growing influence from his his Uncle Charlie (Sheen).
Sheen’s character is completely obsessed with sex, however, which made the “humor” obvious and he became a one-trick pony.
One of Kutcher’s recent movies (“No Strings Attached”) is about his character having an unmarried affair with a supposed “friend” (Natalie Portman).
That said, the move to “Two And A Half Men” will be a seamless one for Kutcher.
But I won’t be watching … I’ll be changing channels.




Matt Aug has been a reporter, writer and editor for over two decades and has been published by USA Today, Newsday and NFL.com. Matt watched black and white television growing up and was around before HBO began!