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Tuesday January 31, 2006

Paging Jane Fonda!
Naomi Wolf Needs Support!

The Web is alive with talk about how Jewish author and feminist Naomi Wolf (the advisor who rightly told Al Gore he needed to access his "alpha" male) has seen Jesus!

Yes, the fabulous author of "The Beauty Myth" (a 1991 critique of the beauty industry for making women feel insecure about their attractiveness) told Scotland's Glasgow Sunday Herald that while in therapy for a troubling writer's block, she had a waking dream in which she sat next to Jesus. Only she wasn't herself in the vision, she was a 13-year-old boy.

"I actually had this vision of Jesus, and I'm sure it was Jesus," said Wolf. "But it wasn't this crazy theological thing; it was just this figure who was the most perfected human being that there could be – full of light and full of love."

"There are a lot of people out there just waiting for some little Jewish feminist to cross over," she goes on to say. "I don't claim to get where this being fits into the scheme of things, but I absolutely believe in divine providence now, absolutely believe God totally cares about every single one of us intimately."

This revelation has thrown everyone in America back, it seems, to the days when Joan of Arc heard voices. Wait a second...that was in France. Closer to home, how about the time Hillary Clinton, through the guidance of Jean Houston, talked to Eleanor Roosevelt?

Like Clinton, Wolf is being castigated right and left. Rosa Brooks of the Los Angeles Times writes:

"...we Americans have always been enthusiastic about religion. Speaking in tongues? We can do that. Visions and fainting fits? We can produce entire revival camps full of synchronized fainters. Don't like your old religion? We got a new one. Found Jesus while you were temporarily inhabiting the body of a 13-year-old boy? Not a problem, Naomi. We've got a church for you somewhere."

I find this snide tone so unfortunate. My first questions for Wolf would be: "Was Jesus all energy and light, or did he actually assume a human form? Did he have long hair and dark skin? Would you mind writing this up for Beliefnet? For God's sake, why didn't you come to us with this in the first place?"

"Wolf emphasised that her spiritual renewal strengthened her commitment to feminism as her life mission," says the Herald. "'I believe that each of us is here to help repair the world,' she said. 'My particular mission seems to be about helping women remember what’s sacred about them or what’s sacred about femininity.'"

Hallejulah! I've seen her speak. She is gutsy. She was the first major feminist, after all, who said after her first pregnancy that she was rethinking her stand on abortion because as she'd held a life within her, she realized that it was a life, and it would have been murder to abort it. I loved her for that.

Feminists today are still refusing to cut a deal on partial birth, taking John Kerry down with them by insisting he hew hard to a 100 percent pure abortion stand. I learned from Wolf that I can lament all that, and still be pro-choice. Perhaps she will now have a role in brokering some nuanced views between the religious right and left, but sadly, I feel that she's going to have to fight for her credibility with the mainstream press.

Here's the bottom line: We shouldn't ridicule anyone's religious transitions or spiritual experiences. Salvador Dali had it right in his paintings: the world of the spirit sometimes look like it's on LSD. In fact, that's why some seekers of the '60s took mind-altering drugs, so they could access the spirit world more readily. The poet William Blake--and many, many other religious people over the course of human history have had uncanny visions and visitations. Everybody's experience is different, with its own twists and bits of absurdity.

Personally, I haven't had my Jesus experience yet. An angelic Barbara Bush once appeared to me in a dream to tell me that she'd changed every light bulb in my dreary apartment-building hallway. She thought "the way" had been too long and dark for me. And once, while listening to a marvelous preacher named Gordon Cosby
in Washington, D.C., the lights in the sanctuary began to bend and warp. I took this as a realization that I was listening to a very holy man.

And you don't think I'm nuts, right?

Tuesday January 31, 2006

Feminists Can Be Religious

Here's what a thoughtful blogger named Hugo Schwyzer has to add to the Naomi-Wolf-saw-Jesus dialogues:

"From the Sunday Herald interview, I don't know if Naomi Wolf has come to Christ or not. Brief visions are important, but they are not -- in and of themselves -- real conversion experiences. Still, I'm glad that she's interested in helping integrate feminism and spirituality in the task of tikkun olam, the "healing of the world" so essential to the Judeo-Christian vision. In doing so, Wolf is connecting to a long-standing tradition in American feminism that goes back to the abolitionists and the suffragettes, back beyond Stanton to the likes of the Grimke sisters -- a tradition of championing women's complete and radical equality while embracing a real and living faith in Jesus."

If you want to know more about the historic connections between religion and feminism, check out this Beliefnet.com interview with Helen LaKelly Hunt, author of "Faith and Feminism: A Holy Alliance."

Monday January 30, 2006

Purse Feng Shui, Part II: Sporting the Right Charms

For three Chinese New Year's in a row now, I have purchased a new beaded Chinese charm to hang on my purse. It's only about three inches long, and its bright colors are noticeable as it dangles down from my purse strap. These charms have become my reminders to stay spiritually awake. I also like the way they look. I once took a Feng Shui seminar with Nancy Santo Pietro, author of "Feng Shui and Health: The Anatomy of a Home--Using Feng Shui to Disarm Illness, Accelerate Recovery, and Create Optimal Health." Both she and her right-hand assistant are always resplendent in crystal necklaces and earrings, with Asian charms at their belts or on their handbags. If you flip through any fashion magazine these days, you are apt to see similarly glittering spiritual influences.

I'm no slave to fashion, but I do believe in dressing energetically in colors or with accessories that make me feel alive and ready to get to work. If you're not drawn to these Chinese New Year charms I'm referring to, I ask you to think about everything you wear or carry in a new way. (Not too much to ask, eh?) Even your jewelry, when it is an expression of your vital energy, can inspire peak performance and give you a boost. The Chinese New Year is a nice time to reorganize and consider what you tote along as you move through your day. Is it holding you back or moving you forward? Your life's work is important. Do your clothes and accessories connect you to your higher purpose and enhance your innate spiritual beauty? If they do, as you age, people will respond more to your dazzling energy than to your technical attractiveness. Women who figure this out really hold the keys!

Even though it is the Year of the Dog, the selected animal of the year is the rabbit. FengshuiShopper.com explains why and features several reasonably priced rabbit charms for you handbag, backpack or belt. Some folks even buy them for the collars of their pets!

Monday January 30, 2006

How to Feng Shui a Purse: My Own Humorous Method

The time has come to face the facts. I cannot live with my purse any longer, in its current chaotic state. Only the powers of the Asian art of Feng Shui alignment can help. If your handbag is insanely disorganized too, just follow these easy steps. Same rules apply for backpacks.

1. Buy a new wallet at a large department store.

2. Come home. Rest.

3. Put on some spiritual background music.

4. Locate a sturdy cardboard box (16" square should be fine), several large manilla envelopes, and one of those black "Lawn & Leaf" garbage bags.

5. Sit down on the floor with your purse and all the above equipment.

6. Pray for healing, and for a better-organized life.

7. Ask your purse's permission to empty its contents. If your purse says, "No," then explain to it that it's only a matter of time before you buy a far more elegant bag at Saks Fifth Avenue (of course this isn't true, but it is easy to fool a purse).

8. Empty the contents of your purse into the box (you may briefly stand up to get some air).

9. Remove from the box anything that looks like food, and throw that in the Lawn & Leaf bag.

10. Take the tattered receipts you have saved for years, and place them in one of the manilla envelopes. Label this envelope "Receipts." Bless your receipts, especially those business-related expenses you will probably get reimbursed for at a later date.

11. Oh shoot, I forgot to mention the little makeup mirror. Feng Shui practioners believe that mirrors stored next to or within a new wallet may help to improve your financial status. I've seen sweet little lipstick mirrors at dime stores that are framed or wrapped in soft fabrics. They would work. They are made for women who apply lipstick after meals. I have never mastered this ritual art form, but I sit mesmerized before women who pull it off. Perhaps for others like me, that mirror's mere presence in your purse will be benefit enough.

12. Where were we? My, this Feng Shui-ing a purse is a big job! I'll break here, for fear that people who do not like long blog items will stop reading. But believe me, I have more to say!

Friday January 27, 2006

Top of the Morning

"Mommy, you know, I can HEAR my mind," said nine-year-old son Gordon this morning. "In fact, I am listening to it right now."

"Oh, that's great!" said I. We are in the car, and just a block from their school. "What is your mind saying?"

He pauses a moment and then giggles. "It just said, 'That's so funny, I forgot to laugh.'"

"Mom, MY mind keeps telling me that I'm stupid," chimes in eleven-year-old Joe.

"OH gosh, honey," I say, stopping the car. We've just pulled up to the school. I turn my face around. "You are smart for noticing that. THAT is your critical voice. I know a lot about that. We can work on that."

"Well, the way I get out of it is that I think that if I'm stupid, then my mind is also stupid," he says. "So my mind is stupid for telling me that I'm stupid." Therefore, he seemed to conclude that he's not stupid. Right?

"Right."

What to do? Their Friday morning begins with a school assembly and I don't want them to be late. "This is a wonderful and huge conversation we are going to have later. You are really, really, really smart to notice what your mind is saying. You are definitely not stupid."

He nods, throws his backpack on his shoulder, waves, and walks off.

I watch him, and feel like crying.

Friday January 27, 2006

Marital No-No?

This month's issue of SpiritLed Woman, a glossy Christian woman's magazine that's getting better and more interesting, has a piece on marital relations that gave me pause. In it, the writer encourages married women to refrain from masturbating. While alone,...

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Friday January 27, 2006

Home Design with Good Karma

I picked up an issue of the hot new home design magazine "Domino," and I was happy to see that it's a publication with a clear-seeing eye out for people who can't afford the latest red refrigerator or hand-painted wallpaper....

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Friday January 27, 2006

Blog Heavy

I think I am working too hard."I know you are working too hard!" said Mr. Chattering last night. "Read Andrew Sullivan, read the great bloggers! You can save yourself some effort by sticking with just a few ideas, instead of...

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Thursday January 26, 2006

Pass Which Salt? There Are So Many!

Not long ago, my foodie friend Laura (a gifted graduate of the Culinary Institute of America) held up the serving of dinner at a small dinner party because her husband was on his way home with precisely the right kind...

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Thursday January 26, 2006

How Love Grows

My love involves the love before;My love is vaster passion now;Tho' mix'd with God and Nature thou,I seem to love thee more and more."--from "In Memoriam" by Alfred Lord Tennyson...

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Thursday January 26, 2006

Another Chance at a New You

Did you cast out your sins, along with your pocket lint and kitchen breadcrumbs, last October for Rosh Hashanah? Perhaps you made resolutions, kissed, and tossed confetti on December 31st. Even if everything worked, even if you're functioning nicely, feeling...

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Wednesday January 25, 2006

Look Mama, My Doll Breast-Feeds Her Baby Too!

What a great way to quietly inculcate in a growing girl the idea that she too may one day nurse her own baby. And you shouldn't have to seek privacy by throwing an old nursing blanket over it! This doll...

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Wednesday January 25, 2006

Building a Better Miso

Ever wonder why the miso made from store-bought miso paste isn't as good as the miso you're served in Japanese restaurants? Not long ago, I asked the man behind the counter of our local sushi carryout about this, and he...

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Wednesday January 25, 2006

Bridging One Generation Gap

"Who is the audience for this thing?" my 91-year-old father asked, trying to show interest but clearly perplexed.I had my laptop out, and I was kneeling beside him, scrolling through my weblog, stopping at items he might like. He awkwardly...

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Tuesday January 24, 2006

A Spiritual Look at Fitness

If you are fatigued by those "Seven Days to Better Abs" articles (too often advanced by women's magazines with chocolate cake photos on their covers), this month's Vegetarian Times features an article by Shelley Levitt that will assist you in...

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Tuesday January 24, 2006

The Mindful Mr. Gere

Over the years, as I've watched Richard Gere talk about his love for Tibetan Buddhism, I have struggled to get past my snobby skepticism that a handsome actor once married to a gorgeous supermodel could tell me anything about reality....

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Tuesday January 24, 2006

The Latest Chastity Belt?

In the January/February issue of The Atlantic Monthly, writer Caitlin Flanagan says--after lengthy analysis--that some young girls may be performing a brand of highly impersonal oral sex on boys as a last-ditch effort to appropriately postpone deeper experiences (like intercourse...

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Tuesday January 24, 2006

The Gere Foundation: Interesting Facts

Afer I write a blog item these days, I try to locate a free photograph on the web to accompany whatever I've written. So just now, when I went on the prowl for a Richard Gere photo, I decided to...

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Monday January 23, 2006

Yogis Blog on Yoga Conference

If you hated missing that vast Yoga Journal yoga conference in San Francisco ten days ago, Yoga Journal's website provides blogged synopses of numerous workshops. "Our breath is our constant companion, a lover who has picked us up from the...

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Monday January 23, 2006

Spare Your Brita the Sunshine

Two months ago, I considered blogging about how you really have to wash your Brita pitcher out now and then, since mine had grown a slight but eerie green slime when I wasn't looking. But then, I discarded the idea...

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Monday January 23, 2006

Golden Bode: Restoring New Spirit to the Winter Olympics

It's hard not to be endeared to the U.S. ski team's bad boy Bode Miller. The free-thinking athlete--thought to be a candidate for several gold medals--was homeschooled by hippie parents who allowed him time to ponder the meaning of existence...

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Friday January 20, 2006

A Woman's Divine Mission

"Woman, how divine your missionHere upon our natal sod!Keep, oh, keep the young heart openAlways to the breath of God!All true trophies of the agesAre from mother-love impearled;For the hand that rocks the cradleIs the hand that rules the world.--third...

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Friday January 20, 2006

Replacing Mama

My father is recovering from double pneumonia and gets out of the hospital today, so I'm going to South Carolina this afternoon. I'll be able to cook, keep Dad from driving himself to the grocery store, and forbid him from...

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Friday January 20, 2006

'God Too Big For Only One Religion'

"Beware of confining yourself to a particular belief and denying all else, for much good would elude you--indeed, the knowledge of reality would elude you. Be in yourself a matter for all forms of belief, for God is too vast...

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Friday January 20, 2006

Bin Laden Has Spoken

Osama Bin Laden has spoken after a year of public silence, arousing rage, contempt, and worry among the American public. It's the worry I'm interested in. Worry isn't good for anyone; plus, you never know if you are worried about...

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Thursday January 19, 2006

Sublime Spiritual Writing Alert: Here's How the Heart Works

"...So much held in a heart in a life. So much held in a heart in a day, an hour, a moment. We are utterly open with no one, in the end--not mother and father, not wife or husband, not...

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Thursday January 19, 2006

Oprah's Softer Smile

Oprah Winfrey is lovable and powerful. She's a force of nature. I was happy to see, though, that the most recent cover of her magazine featured the big O herself in a tranquil pose that didn't shout, "Hey, have I...

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Thursday January 19, 2006

Craving Spiritual Renewal and Retreat

I am chattering to myself about the upcoming summer. True, it is six months away. And true, I honor living in the moment.But I'm thinking about which summer camp might be right for the two Chattering sons, AND I'm wondering...

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Wednesday January 18, 2006

A Top Critic Tries the Alternative Cereals

On a lighter note, Marian Burros, cookbook author and veteran New York Times food writer, has evaluated the allegedly-healthier breakfast cereals found at alternative grocery stores. She discovered that many of these well-intentioned products are actually high in sodium, and...

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Wednesday January 18, 2006

The Case for This Open Casket

"I think the elaborate, expensive display of an open casket with all the makeup in the slumber room enforces the belief that the person is only asleep, and in my personal opinion would only help to prolong the stage of...

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Wednesday January 18, 2006

Beliefnet's Community of Caretakers

I appreciated all the loving thoughts directed towards me and my father last week. It is clear, from the energy of the posts, that there are many over-taxed caretakers out there. Did you know that Beliefnet.com has an active Caretaker's...

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Tuesday January 17, 2006

Do You Thank Your Hands and Arms?

If I were to write a science-fiction novel set in the year 2100, I would have all the characters look pale and wasted, and I would have their forearms bound up in tattered Ace bandages due to overuse of the...

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Friday January 13, 2006

Please, In the Name of God

I was on the subway today just before noon when a woman walked through the sparsely populated car and nervously placed seven white index cards near the seats of seven passengers. Without establishing eye contact, she just placed her cards...

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Thursday January 12, 2006

Share the Care and Spread the Word

Although my 91-year-old father came through his throat biopsy with a clean bill of health, a combination of general anesthesia and exhaustion from a conference he had attended the previous week kicked his immune system into disorder. He collapsed at...

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Wednesday January 11, 2006

The Rainbow River

The rainbow river is a laughing stream,Down in a valley, by a mountain that is pine-tree tall.The rainbow river has a small boy fishing with a worm,And a jam jar by the waterfall.Don’t make a sound, don’t disturb the ground.The...

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Wednesday January 11, 2006

Kids' Books on Peace

Here's a lovely list of books for children on the subject of peace....

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Wednesday January 11, 2006

'Just Another Diamond Day'

Oh my, if you don't own British folk singer Vashti Bunyan's reissued 1970 album "Just Another Diamond Day," get ready to be playing it all day every day for several weeks. Bunyan was a beautiful, waif-like hippie who was thought...

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Tuesday January 10, 2006

What I Meant by 'Inner Buddha'

When groping to describe Howard Stern's innate innocence as a youth, especially when his feelings were hurt by his father, I said yesterday that within that period of suffering, you could see Stern's "inner Buddha." And last night, a reader...

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Tuesday January 10, 2006

Drop Your Coffee

Mr. Chattering and one of our sons once saw a stranger accidentally drop a full paper cup of coffee onto the street. "Oh!" said Mr. Chattering. And our son asked innocently, "Why did you say 'oh'?" Mr. Chattering answered:...

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Monday January 9, 2006

'The Web of Interconnection'

"Even when we don't know what to do to make things better for someone, or when whatever we do seems likely to be of little consequence, we can have faith that we are not isolated individuals in a fragmented world....

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Monday January 9, 2006

Tibetan Christmas

Like me, my friend Lee is raising Jewish children in a blended-faith household. And when she was asked by her two sons what she wanted for Christmas last December, she said "world peace." (Cute. Don't you love it when moms...

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Monday January 9, 2006

Finding Howard's Inner Buddha

On a similar subject, I felt awful all weekend for making fun of Howard Stern's childhood of silence and deprivation last week. (He has said that his dad never listened to him.) And of course, if you consider Stern from...

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Friday January 6, 2006

Understanding Howard Stern

You know, I am having a hard time seeing shock jock Howard Stern as any kind of American hero. There he is, with his long dark tresses and sunglasses, putting his fist up in the air like a militant Black...

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Friday January 6, 2006

My Gratitude Prayer

I have sent a white balloon filled with grateful happiness into the sky, along with a pledge to cultivate an even richer relationship with my 91-year-old father, who this week learned that a growth in his throat is a benign...

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Friday January 6, 2006

Giving Babies Screen Time and Religion

Beliefnet sent me "The Praise Baby" collection, a "fun, interactive video" with worship music "that provides a nurturing environment for baby's spirit and mind." It's published by DeepMedia.com. Hmmm. Sadly, this video is not too deep.On the DVD, you'll see...

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Thursday January 5, 2006

'There is Joy in Self-Forgetfulness'

"Sometimes, it is true, a sense of isolation enfolds me like a cold mist as I sit alone and wait at life's shut gate. Beyond there is light, and music, and sweet companionship; but I may not enter. Fate, silent,...

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Thursday January 5, 2006

The Bright Side of Going Nowhere

When I took a Buddhist "Gesture of Awareness" workshop with Charles Genoud last fall, he assigned our group of thirty the following exercise: we were to walk around the large dance studio, randomly mixing directions, gliding around each other, not...

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Wednesday January 4, 2006

For the Love of a Chiming Clock

As the new year opens to winter's blossom, I find myself wistfully thinking about time. And this morning, as I entered our house after shopping, I heard our old chiming clock mark the hour. It was running slow, so I...

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Tuesday January 3, 2006

Keep a Fire for the Human Race

Keep a fire for the human raceLet your prayers go drifting into spaceYou never know what will be coming downPerhaps a better world is drawing nearAnd just as easily, it could all disappearAlong with whatever meaning you might have foundDon’t...

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Tuesday January 3, 2006

Cooking the Traditional Twelfth Night Cake

Do you know that today I called the best bakeries in my area and none of them sells a traditional Twelfth Night cake? With the resurgence of interest in old religious celebrations, I'm rather surprised. I want to serve a...

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Tuesday January 3, 2006

Casting Back with Jackson Browne

In addition to the religious music I've been playing lately, I've found Jackson Browne's new album "Solo Acoustic, Volume One" a lovely influence. It's his first live album in twenty-eight years. Many of the songs are acoustic renditions of his...

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