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posted July 17, 2009 at 9:03 pm
The Bartender says Minister why are you walking today where is your bike, and the Minister says someone stole it, the Rabbi said your a Baptist and the next time you preach at your sermon speak of the ten commandments, hell fire and damnation and the priest say might as well say 5 hail Mary’s and so the next day the Priest the Rabbi and the Minister walked in the bar and the Priest said Minister I see you got your bicycle back, the Priest said did you say 5 hail Mary;s and he said yea it couldn’t have hurt so I did and the Rabbi asked did you speak of hell fire and damnation and he said yes, but as I started talking about the 10 commandments and when I got to the shall not commit adultry damn if I didn’t remember where I left my bicycle.