Didn't Nostradamus predict this?
Friday February 9, 2007
I trust you heard the news today that Zsa Zsa Gabor's elderly husband claims to have been having a longtime affair with Anna Nicole Smith, and says he might be the father of her baby. Guy says he even thought about adopting Anna so he could be with her without divorcing Zsa Zsa. True fact! My colleague Mike Hashimoto has done some research, and determined how had this adoption gone through, Anna Nicole and Paris Hilton would have then been related.
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Rod Dreher is an editorial columnist for the Dallas Morning News, and author of "Crunchy Cons" (Crown Forum), a nonfiction book about conservatives, most of them religious, whose faith and political convictions sometimes put them at odds with mainstream conservatives. The views expressed in this blog are his own.
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GAK...The ANNA thing. I heard they aren't even sure whether Anna was the mother. Maybe Marcotte or McEwen is the REAL Mother???? Those two are M*****F***ers after all.
I can't understand why the paternity tests aren't being done ASAP. At least when that is over the poor little girl has a chance,however slim, of being placed in a loving family, hopefully with a distant relative (no, not with Paris).
A sad true living soap opera indeed. More important, this is a family values issue. One more score for former VP Dan Quayle on the chalkboard.
Thanks for giving me something to laugh at on Monday morning...
Yes, and now we have the possible plot twist of this baby being from the frozen sperm of J. Howard Marshall, known generally on here as The Old Dude... Hoo - kaay. Ay - Yi - Yi - Yi - Yi.
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