As reported by my correspondent, calling from the minivan:
"Why you got married?"
"Because I love Daddy and wanted to be with him forever."
"Why I wasn't there?" -- gets teary -- "Why I wasn't invited."
"Because you weren't here yet."
"Was I staying with Granmom?"
"No, honey, you were in heaven with God. Mommies and daddies have to get married first, and then they have babies."
"Why I wasn't there?"

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Easing a child's mind by proclaiming heresy can have only a deleterious effect. Ideas have consequences. WWWS? (what would Weaver say?) ;-)
What ever happened to the truth? Are kids not deemed worthy to hear it anymore?
Sense of humor, please.
From the likes of YOU Rod? We'll appreciate it when we see one.
Lord, did C&C get a degree in eternal ankle biting?
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