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"Mr. Larison, we're pleased to inform you that you've been selected to receive a free one-year subscription to Commentary."
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"Andrew, there's a mean-looking mohel down here with some masked weirdos who say the vice president wants to have a word with you about circumcision and the Geneva Conventions. Are you in?"
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"Hey Rod, did you see that somebody at CAIR wrote a rave review of 'Crunchy Cons'?"
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"Bad news, Jonah. Dreher's coming on the next NR cruise -- and he's doing the cooking."
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"Dad, I know you're crunchy guy and all, but when they open the Bush Library here in Dallas, can I be a docent?"
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"No, Marcy. I LOVE your enormous panties!"
Drat it!
Some one beat me to the punch with "Frau Bueker!"
ON ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition! Dun dun duuuunn!
er, ah, id est, NO ONE, etc etc
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!"
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