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Dramatic Chipmunk caption contest

Monday June 25, 2007

Write a caption to accompany this video. Stuff like: "Mr. Larison, we're pleased to inform you that you've been selected to receive a free one-year subscription to Commentary." Or: "Andrew, there's a mean-looking mohel down here with some masked...
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Comments
reddopto
June 25, 2007 2:05 PM

Don't mess with me homo sapiens! I eat Chip n' Dale for breakfast.

Erin Manning
June 25, 2007 2:20 PM

"Mark Shea will be appearing on an upcoming episode of 24?? As a Professional Government Torturer (TM)???!!!!

hma
June 25, 2007 2:30 PM

"What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?",

Dale Price
June 25, 2007 3:11 PM

"Wal-Mart has started stocking Crunchy Cons."

"A tiger? In Africa?"

"After a secret synod held at the Phanar, all of the Orthodox Patriarchs have decided that liturgical dance is now a mandatory part of the Divine Liturgy. The Patriarchs further ruled that said dances will be performed by male converts between the ages of 30-45."

"To Serve Chipmunk is a cookbook!"

"'Read The Secret'? I wrote it!"

Eric W
June 25, 2007 4:24 PM

YouTube points out that it's a prairie dog, not a chipmunk.

Eric W
June 25, 2007 4:25 PM

It's a prairie dog, not a chipmunk. ;^)

reddopto
June 25, 2007 4:25 PM

Acorns, ACORNS! I don't gotta show you no stinking acorns crunchy con!

Norris
June 25, 2007 6:08 PM

"Don't test me, or you too will suffer the fate of Mr. Lemmiwinks!"

or

"Frau Bleuker!"

mm
June 25, 2007 6:42 PM

"No, Marcy. I LOVE your enormous panties!"

tmatt
June 25, 2007 9:41 PM

Drat it!

Some one beat me to the punch with "Frau Bueker!"

Norris
June 26, 2007 12:01 AM

ON ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition! Dun dun duuuunn!

Norris
June 26, 2007 12:02 AM

er, ah, id est, NO ONE, etc etc

Norris
June 27, 2007 6:56 PM

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!"

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Rod Dreher is an editorial columnist for the Dallas Morning News, and author of "Crunchy Cons" (Crown Forum), a nonfiction book about conservatives, most of them religious, whose faith and political convictions sometimes put them at odds with mainstream conservatives. The views expressed in this blog are his own.

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