Behold, the world-historical magnificence that is Newton Leroy Gingrich:
Pressed by The Examiner about whether his political baggage renders him unelectable, Gingrich compared himself to a famous French statesman. "This is like going to De Gaulle when he was at Colombey-les-Deux-Eglises during the Fourth Republic and saying, 'Don't you want to rush in and join the pygmies?'" he said.
No, actually it's more like asking Cousin Oliver (Robbie Rist) to join the cast of "The Brady Bunch" in hopes of reviving a series that had jumped the shark.


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Robbie is a semi-regular poster on another message board I frequent. My old band played with his old band out in Colorado a few years ago. Nice guy.
http://www.robbierist.com/
Posted by: jaybird | July 24, 2007 10:12 AM
Is Newt Gingrich the Ted McGinley of the Republican Party?
Posted by: Insane Kitten | July 24, 2007 12:45 PM
I blame his parents. Naming a kid Newton Leroy is just asking for trouble. We're lucky he decided on Congress as a career, rather than disgruntled postal work.
Posted by: sigaliris | July 24, 2007 9:48 PM
The great thing about Newt is that no one can satirize him, he does it himself. I still remember him as Speaker of the House advocating that we end welfare, take children from their mothers, and put them in orphanages like in movie Boystown. Priceless. JHH
Posted by: Jeffrey Harris | July 25, 2007 7:12 AM
Okay, it's a clunker. It also reveals yet again that Newt has a teeny-tiny too much self-regard.
Fine. But that doesn't all necessarily mean that he is wrong. So far as I can tell, he is the only major figure in American politics who realizes the scope of the problem facing us. As he put it last month:
"This is not about reform". That is frankly an amazing statement to come from a guy who was Speaker of the House. But if you believe, as I do, that our failure to prosecute the war, our inability to properly respond to a massive natural disaster, our seeming powerlessness to effectively enforce our immigration laws, our naive and childish diplomacy, are all due to a systemic failure, then...
...who other than Gingrich is there to turn to at this time?
Posted by: KevinV | July 25, 2007 4:05 PM
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