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Rawlins kills

Friday September 21, 2007

Categories: Ah, Texas

You have got to stop whatever you're doing and listen to our friend Rawlins Gilliland's public radio commentary offered this morning. His subject: death, or to be more precise, funerals. It's one of the funniest things ever. You can read the commentary, but the printed word cannot do it justice. A lot of the comic effect is in Rawlins's delivery. I caught it driving in the morning, and when he drawled the phrase "asthmatic javelinas," well, I nearly had to pull over.

My question is: why doesn't somebody give Rawlins Gilliland a radio show? He's one of the best storytellers EVER. If KERA, our Dallas public radio station, would give him one hour on Sunday nights for something called "Rawlins Gilliland's Texas," and just turn him loose to have on as his guests Texans to talk about this weird, wonderful state (of mind), he'd be a national cult smash.

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Eric W
September 21, 2007 12:02 PM

I get my dose of gallows humor from The Darwin Awards.

Forgive me.

watsy
September 21, 2007 12:50 PM

Pretty funny, Rawlins. Your mother sounds like a fine lady with a great sense of humor.

Zak
September 21, 2007 3:52 PM

That was a really nice story.

Bill Mullins
September 21, 2007 4:16 PM

I've kinown Rawlins since first grade at James B. Bonham Elementary (now, that was a looooooooooong time ago). He's always had the knack that we all appreciate now. I agree ~ put him on the radio.

Rod Dreher
September 21, 2007 4:33 PM

As soon as I posted this, I picked up the phone and called a friend whose in production at KERA, and left him a message saying he had to create a show called "Rawlins Gilliland's Texas" RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE.

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Rod Dreher is an editorial columnist for the Dallas Morning News, and author of "Crunchy Cons" (Crown Forum), a nonfiction book about conservatives, most of them religious, whose faith and political convictions sometimes put them at odds with mainstream conservatives. The views expressed in this blog are his own.

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