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[Erin] Toys, remembered

Sunday November 18, 2007

Categories: Family
Just in time for the upcoming holiday (no, not Thanksgiving, the day after Thanksgiving and all of its Major Shopping Events) comes this list of the ten worst toys to buy for your child this Christmas. This year's list may...
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Insane Kitten
November 18, 2007 10:25 AM

Two gifts stick out-- one is my "Wild Fire" bike, my first regular bicycle that was black and had cool flame decals on it. I was five. The other was a giant book of pictures of Topps baseball cards from 1951 to (I think) 1985. I was (and still am) a huge baseball nut, though I no longer collect cards. Both are long gone now.

Irenaeus
November 18, 2007 10:38 AM

Legos. Definitely Legos. Also my first train set was really, really cool.

Major Wootton
November 18, 2007 11:20 AM

Certainly one of the best was a fairly large plastic Viking ship. If one wanted to float it, one could attach a weight to the underside so that it would not fall over. I seem to remember playing with it in the clear water of a river at Nesika Park (or some such place) in Oregon. Happiness.

Susan
November 18, 2007 11:28 AM

I wanted a train set, but no one would buy me one because I was a girl. :( I got a lot of dolls, which bored me.

Probably the best? A slinky. Also, tinkertoys.

David J. White
November 18, 2007 12:16 PM

I not only had a GI Joe (one of the original ones, from the 60s), but I also had an astronaut doll called Major Matt Mason, who came with a space ship (on a string that could be strung across the room, so that the space ship could "fly"), a Moon buggy, and another astronaut doll as his co-pilot (alas, I have forgotten the friend's name). There were also a few books about Major Matt Mason's adventures.

I also had Matchbox Cars (tm) ("Each for about a buck," as the commercials said). And a set of three space alien robots, called Xeroids (I still regret letting my mother give those to good will, as does one of my good friends, who enjoyed playing with them with me, and who still needles me about the fact that I let my mother give them away). (I still have the GI Joe somewhere, and no, I'm not going to sell it on E-bay.)

But I think I had the most ongoing, creative fun with a simple set of blocks (my friend and I build a block city, which we then populated with the Matchbox cars and Xeroids), Lincoln Logs, and Tinkertoys.

And, of course, DC Comics.

Max Schadenfreude
November 18, 2007 2:04 PM

My favorites from the 60's...

1. Lionel Train
2. Creepy Crawlers
3. Hot Wheels Race Set
4. Cox "Honest John" model rocket launch set (pre-assembled, ready to fly)
5. Man from U.N.C.L.E. action figures with tiny functional cap pistols (both Napoleon Solo & Ilya Kuryakin)
6. Electric Football
7. Moustrap (the boardgame)
8. Plastic Army Men
9. Rockem Sockem Robots
10. My sister's Easy Bake Oven (those little cakes were tasty)

Max Schadenfreude
November 18, 2007 2:18 PM

Oh yeah, how could I forget Major Matt Mason. I had the Space Crawler AND the Moon Base Station.

Charles Cosimano
November 18, 2007 2:25 PM

The 1959 Steve Canyon Jet Fighter Cockpit. I was in heaven that Christmas and as soon as I saw one in near perfect condition on ebay at a decent price I snapped it up. And firing the machine gun on it is still a great way to get rid of frustration!

JacalineJ
November 18, 2007 3:23 PM

I remember getting caps for the metal gun I had and I was under 10! We also had metal tops, metal Slinkies. And we survived.
Creepy Cralwers and Erector set were fun, too.

Major Wootton
November 18, 2007 3:49 PM

Chesterton somewhere writes about the poetic feeling of romantic adventure when a young boy falls asleep with a knife and a piece of bread close at hand (or something like that). It would be too bad if that doesn't happen any more. I think I experienced something like that as a boy myself, a sort of poetic feeling about a cheap toy pistol I had (Sekiden?) that short silver-painted pellets of what I suppose was flour.

Jeff
November 18, 2007 4:14 PM

Major Mason's sidekick was Lt. Sandy . . . Sandy . . . Sandy Rhodes, maybe? I know he had red hair and an orange spacesuit, and those strings the jetpacks "flew" on across the room were always getting tangled up. Loved the Moon Base, though. I also long pined for, and ultimately got, the Space Capsule for GI-Joe, with the silvery pressure suit and helmet with visor, and jet gun to steer you on spacewalks, just like they took on the Gemini-Agena missions.

Jeff
November 18, 2007 4:17 PM

Oh, i now see the link Erin embedded. Yeah, that! I had the glow-in-the-dark rear bulkhead.

Jim
November 18, 2007 5:57 PM

I had that Major Matt Mason spacecrawler as well, along with a little inflatable"moon tent" for those cold nights on the moon :-)

And that moon tent was one of my best recollected toys.

Probably says a lot about who I was to become that another of my favorites was the "EZ Bake Oven" that I personally requested, probably to my poor parents befuddlement.

My Lite Brite was also pretty cool - gave me hours of pleasure.

And I always liked Spirograph.

sigaliris
November 18, 2007 6:05 PM

My personal best Christmas ever as a child was when I got the English edition of The Lord of the Rings--the one with the pale grey dust jacket with the Eye of Sauron on the cover--and a Flexible Flyer sled, and a new jackknife.

Max Schadenfreude
November 18, 2007 8:13 PM

Worst toys to give?

Clackers.

Now there's a toy for children's self-destruction.

That, and lawn darts.

Richard Barrett
November 18, 2007 9:08 PM

My parents used to pay my library fines for Christmas. God bless them.

Richard

Max Schadenfreude
November 18, 2007 10:01 PM

Richard,

Dewd, you are an ANIMAL!

Sue
November 18, 2007 10:16 PM

I looked up that list of worst toys and googled a couple of them. The b'loonies are a version of a toy my sisters and I played with when we were kids. Squeeze goop in tube onto a straw and blow up a balloon. We played with the balloons and never thought of eating the goop. In a house without small children, is it really a problem?

My favorite presents were dolls and a stuffed elephant. One of my sisters favored cap guns (no caps). Now my son plays with the surviving gun (also no caps).

Larry Parker
November 18, 2007 10:30 PM

Irenaeus:

Our politics and religious beliefs couldn't be further apart, but in human life, any set of two people have to have SOMETHING in common.

And now we do.

I couldn't get enough Legos. Literally. My favorite thing to do was to build stadiums and arenas of my favorite sports teams, which required a LOT of Legos. (My folks thought I was going to be an architect ... alas, I only grew up to date one for awhile.)

I've never visited SoCal, but the Lego amusement park would be high on my list with Disneyland and Hollywood and the rest. (If the wildfires don't burn it down, of course.)

AnotherBeliever
November 18, 2007 11:12 PM

Well I got a telescope once, and that provided for hours of fascinating observing, usually at 3 in the morning and generally in February. :) I was always so eager to share when I had spotted a variable star, or a couple of the Iridium satellites, or a planet! My poor Dad was not so excited at being rousted from his warm bed to share these observations though.

But by far the best present was always a bicycle. I went through many as a child, of course, but I logged countless miles, through woods, down country trails, not trying to get anywhere, just going. Joyriding. We lived for quite some time just a few miles north of the North Carolina border. I thought it infinitely cool that I could ride my bike to another state after school.

I guess the long and short of it is I loved to be outdoors. Adored it. I went to camp every summer on scholarship, and my family took regular weekend camping trips. We even stayed in a pup tent rather than a motel on road trips. Of course, this was because we were dirt poor, but hey, it's a good experience to out in the woods on a lake cooking breakfast over a fire, rather than sitting in a motel wrestling each other for the remote.

Maria
November 19, 2007 3:03 AM

Ah, telescope. At the age of 10 i got a little watching pipe, it magnified not more than theater glasses, but it was such a joy! It was possible to observe Jupiter's satellites, although mother believed it was all imagination.:)It was a great gift.

But still the best gift for a child is a bicycle, agree with AnotherBeliver. My first and the last gift bike didn't live long, it got into a ditch and crashed in two parts. Even if i get Mercedes-600, Lexus or Cherooke now, it wouldn't be even half as delightful as when that little orange bicycle entered our flat. On two wheels! not on 3 or 4 like bikes for babies :)

Anonymous Also
November 19, 2007 11:21 AM

My favorite gift (s) were coloring books, crayons, paper and colored pencils. (Usually given to me by aunts and uncles prefaced with : "Now I hope this is OK for you, as I had no idea what you really wanted... ).

THAT is what I really wanted. :-) My parents usually bought clothes and board games for us.

I never got bikes for christmas. Those were given on my birthday, (which is during the summer), so I could go right out and ride for hours, which I did. (With our winters, a bike would have been about as smart a christmas present as a case of Hawaiian Tropic suntan lotion ;)).

Alicia
November 19, 2007 2:18 PM

Our Siamese cats, Nip and Tuck. They were a very gentle, sweet, people-oriented bluepoint and a slightly more stand-offish, but in later years, very affectionate, gorgeous seal point. They spent the first few days living in the bathroom and hid behind the toilet whenever we came in.

Other gifts I remember are the gingerbread house that a parishioner used to make (my father was a Lutheran minister) and the red knit dress made for me by our Lebanese exchange student, the wool Christmas stockings knitted for us by an elderly family friend.

As far as toys, I loved the Lincoln Logs, and books, various dolls, and, of course, "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band."

Metro Center
November 19, 2007 3:07 PM

Anonymous Also, you had very considerate aunts and uncles! (I wasn't going to post on this topic, since I didn't have one favorite Christmas present, but I want to commend your relatives.) Paper, crayons, colored pencils, and coloring books (there are very creative ones now) are all wonderful gifts. My own favorites were stuffed animals, but my other gifts were mostly practical items like clothing. I enjoyed playing with hand-me-down wooden blocks and Tinkertoys as a young child, reading library books, and drawing with the Crayola box of 64. When I was a little older I spent my own money buying paperback books.

Anonymous Also
November 19, 2007 8:05 PM

Metro Center, thank you for your kind words on my relatives, for they are good people all, and not just for buying me presents. ;)

In our TMI moment for today, creativity was not something my parents encouraged in our home; I was always so grateful for the crayons, paper, etc., that was given to me that I went through them like water. The resulting drawings, short stories and the like, though meant with resounding indifference by my parents, kept me entertained and happy in my (not so) happy home. (I told you it was TMI).

I, too, loved going to the library (still do) and have bought tons of paperback books in my day. I also love and bought (most) kinds of music, which also wasn't allowed in our home (except country and gospel, neither of which I can stand to this day, which would be our second TMI moment, wouldn't it?).

But, I thank you again for your kind words about my relatives.

Have A Great Night!!

Anonymous Also
November 19, 2007 8:12 PM

D'OH!!

That sixth line should be:

"MET with total indifference", not MEANT.

Metro Center
November 19, 2007 8:59 PM

Anonymous Also, you're very welcome. (If it's any comfort, I can't stand country or gospel music either--but I think my entire household would have disliked it, too.) Well, perhaps you and I should both take some time this evening to read a library book and make a colored-pencil drawing. Best wishes,

Anonymous Also
November 19, 2007 9:15 PM

OMG, I was reading a library book this afternoon, which is why I didn't respond sooner to your first post!!

How cool is THAT?? ;)

Anyway, I actually do have colored pencils and paper here, and just may reclaim my inner artist. (without country or gospel music in the background, I quickly add :-)).

Best Wishes to you as well, and Happy Thanksgiving!

Anonymous Also
November 20, 2007 4:16 AM

Wow, they really need a "preview" button on here to save me from myself at times...

My last post was for Metro Center, but the Happy Thanksgiving part goes out to MC, and all who post on here.

Enjoy!!

Metro Center
November 20, 2007 9:01 AM

Anonymous Also, thanks so much. (I dozed off early last night, and am just reading this now.) I'm glad you had a library book nearby, and I hope you reclaimed your inner artist. I've always got Berol Prismacolors close at hand, and I think I'll do some drawing today. (Make mine vegetarian)--a Happy Thanksgiving to you, too.

Anonymous Also
November 20, 2007 10:24 AM

Thank You!! :-)

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