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Sunday January 20, 2008

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Dan Larison has a eureka moment: "Romney is Al Gore." Great call. How on earth did we not see it before?...
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clark
January 21, 2008 8:09 AM

Gore has two advantages over Romney: He's right on global warming and he was funny in that Futurama movie.

astorian
January 21, 2008 10:03 AM

The big difference between the two: the media were always trying to tell us that Al Gore was REALLY a delightfully charming, funny guy once you got to know him one on one. That may or may not be true, but I read or heard that hundreds of times.

So far, I haven't come across anyone in the media giving us similar reassurances about Romney. Maybe that means the media are biased, or perhaps he's just as stiff and plastic in real life as he is on TV.

Bugg
January 21, 2008 10:23 AM

"plastic flexibility"-I'm gonna use that perfect phrase. Thanks, Mr. Larison.

Derek Copold
January 21, 2008 11:31 AM

Great news, everybody, to keep the Futurama theme going. We may be able to fix the error of 2000 by voting for the GOP candidate.

D Layman
January 21, 2008 12:08 PM

For the record, Romney is not my preferred candidate. But this analysis is nonsense. In informal logic we call it the "fallacy of composition": just because there A is like B in 2 or 3 aspects, therefore everything A is, B is.

There is at least one fundamental difference between Romney and Gore: Gore was a career politician, "destined" to be President (not, thank God). Romney was, before becoming a politician, a highly competent businessman.

octopus
January 21, 2008 12:35 PM

And Obama = Adlai Stevenson

Derek Copold
January 21, 2008 2:31 PM

In the difference category, I'd also add that Romney is hardly the annoying and patronizing speaker Al Gore can be. He's also unlikely to reprise Algore's Alpha Male act from 2000, including that annoying snog with Tipper on national TV.

Larry Parker
January 21, 2008 2:33 PM

Well, the good news is, you have a Nobel Peace Prize in your future, Mitt ... ;-P

PS to octopus: I grant you that Obama is also wonky and from Illinois -- but he's a helluva lot more inspiring, don't you think?

Mike
January 21, 2008 2:34 PM

Anyone who says "thank God" to Al Gore not becoming president must inevitably prefer George Bush and what has happened over the last seven years. Are you really so foolish as to believe that President Gore would have been worse? If you do believe that, then your ideology has trumped intelligence, common sense, experience, and decency.

Gore is a better man, and better Christian, than any Republican.

Mike
January 21, 2008 2:46 PM

Gore was in the uncomfortable position of campaigning on a record of eight years as vice-president, while running away from his boss; Romney is in the even more uncomfortable one of campaigning on his record as governor while running away from himself.

GB
January 21, 2008 4:44 PM

One big, giant, huge difference!!!

Romney is INTELLIGENT!!!!!!!

dawnie
January 21, 2008 4:51 PM

>He's also unlikely to reprise Algore's Alpha Male act from 2000, including that >annoying snog with Tipper on national TV.

He's also unlikely to reprise Gore's Nobel Peace Prize and global public acclaim.

A little perspective?

Yeah, Romney is like Gore, all right - minus the morals.

I repeat: a little perspective?

D Layman
January 21, 2008 5:00 PM

>Anyone who says "thank God" to Al Gore not becoming president
>must inevitably prefer George Bush and what has happened over
>the last seven years.

That does not follow.

It is entirely possible to be grateful for Mr. Gore's loss, without approving of Mr. Bush's win, much less approving of all that has followed from Mr. Bush's win. Politics is the skill of making the less undesirable of choices.

> Gore is a better man, and better Christian, than any Republican.

I have no idea if Mr. Gore is a better man than I am. As far as a better Christian, I really think that is for Almighty God to judge.

Sheilagh
January 21, 2008 6:45 PM

Wouldn't Rudy= Stevenson since many people refuse to consider a guy who's been married 3x's for president.

Derek Copold
January 21, 2008 11:33 PM

He's also unlikely to reprise Gore's Nobel Peace Prize and global public acclaim.

An honor he shares with such notables as Yassir Arafat.

Larry Parker
January 21, 2008 11:59 PM

GB:

AL GORE?!?!

The man for whom the word "wonk" was invented?

Oppose his politics all you want. Say global warming is a bunch of horse-hooey.

But c'mon ... let's retain at least a modicum of credibility here, folks.

Karen
January 22, 2008 11:50 AM

Its like, if the person is on the opposite side, you can't give them ANY credit. You can't just stick with things that everyone knows are their flaws, they can have no virtues whatsoever. Have to admit, that would be the first time I've heard Gore described as 'unintelligent'. Even those who disagree with every position he holds at least grants that he's not that.

As for Mitt, that's what happens when a person is driven to try to be what they're not, because people want someone cool, or charming to serve in the highest office in the land.

It is an indicator that, as usual, the level of political discourse is somewhere between a beauty pageant and the 'Dating Game'. People, we're supposed to be electing the head of the Executive Branch of our country. Not who do we want to date our daughter, or have a beer with at our barbecue.

We did that the last 4 elections. Just to be fair, I can say for both sides of the aisle that, when it comes to charm and charisma, both GW Bush and Bill Clinton apparently have that in bucket loads. Even people who hate them, upon meeting them both, agree they are incredibly likeable.

The US like a bad movie on Lifetime. We know we should go for that stable, intelligent, good guy with the decent job. He's not going to win any 'hunk' contest, or charm our socks off, but he's also not going to charm us out of our bank accounts, or use that same charm on our best friend, or turn angry and violent if a person sees past the charm. But we still seek out the 'charming rogue'.

Well, I, for one, am just sick and tired of that. You know, its too late for this cycle, but I'm starting the campaign for next election.

Heck with frat boy charm, or being hip. I want a NERD for president. Someone smart. Someone with ideas. Someone who knows where all the countries are, who leads them, and what their relationship is with us, and where the problems may lay. Who already knows what branch of government he's running for, and that a 'check', when it comes to the branches, isn't only something you write out to pay for the legislation you pass. Someone so geeky that nobody could imagine him cheating around and we don't get caught up in another soap opera. One that nobody loves, maybe, but nobody rabidly hates either. Someone whose ideas have a hard time fitting into a three word slogan, because our PROBLEMS have a hard time fitting into a three word description.

Hey, I know it won't happen, and we're going as close Ryan Seacrest meets (insert someone you think is cool here) as the political field can manage, but I can dream, right?

Charity
January 22, 2008 5:26 PM

Heck with frat boy charm, or being hip. I want a NERD for president. Someone smart. Someone with ideas. Someone who knows where all the countries are, who leads them, and what their relationship is with us, and where the problems may lay. Who already knows what branch of government he's running for, and that a 'check', when it comes to the branches, isn't only something you write out to pay for the legislation you pass. Someone so geeky that nobody could imagine him cheating around and we don't get caught up in another soap opera. One that nobody loves, maybe, but nobody rabidly hates either. Someone whose ideas have a hard time fitting into a three word slogan, because our PROBLEMS have a hard time fitting into a three word description.

Karen - Bravo!

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