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Dutch Catholicism, RIP

Tuesday February 12, 2008

I swear to you I'm not making this up. This is not from The Onion. Are you ready for it? Here: Dutch Catholics have re-branded the Lent fast as the "Christian Ramadan" in an attempt to appeal to young people...
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Donny (Psalm 51, me too.)
February 12, 2008 6:02 PM

So then, Jack Chick was correct about the Catholic Church afterall?

Let's face it, European culture and Christain culture was oil and water anyway. How many years since Romans started mixing in with Christians did the Church actually look and act anything like Jesus said it should?

Rod, have you ever seprated wheat kernals from the wheat stalk? I have. You have very few seeds compared to a lot of plant fiber.

Pope Benedict started implementing the Gospel and Apostolic truth shortly after taking his new position. It's not surprising that his denomination is having such problems with false teachers and their false ideas popping to the forefront. Did we think Satan was going to just let Benedict lead people away from evil that easily?

Simon
February 12, 2008 6:04 PM

In the Netherlands, as in Quebec, Catholicism collapsed almost totally during the decade 1965-1975. This is just postscript. When the great philosophical debate in your country is between the likes of Pim Fortuyn and the advocates of Sharia, how much is even worth preserving?

Aaron Baugher
February 12, 2008 6:07 PM

My Latin and French teacher was a priest from Holland. I admired him very much; he was a no-nonsense old guy who threw blackboard erasers at us when we fell asleep in class, actually challenged us vocationally, and told us a lot of stories about growing up in Europe during the war. If he hadn't passed away a few years ago, I can imagine the rants he'd have about the state of his homeland and the rest of Europe these days.

Anonymous
February 12, 2008 6:13 PM

Rod: "What a world..."

"...what a place/Ain't you glad you're a member of the human race"

- Benny Hill

Simon
February 12, 2008 6:13 PM

Donny, It should be noted that Dutch Protestantism (historically the majority in the Netherlands) experienced total collapse long ago. Along with the rest of Protestant Europe (e.g., Scotland, England, Germany, Finland, Denmark, Sweden, Norway), it went quietly, with little fuss, and left behind only nihilism and religious ignorance.

ChuckDFW
February 12, 2008 6:14 PM

Actually, it's not so bad when you consider that Ramadan is the Islamic Lent!!

BrianF
February 12, 2008 6:20 PM

Will the last person who believes in the value of Western Enlightenment thinking married to a Judeo-Christian worldview please turn out the lights?

Irenaeus
February 12, 2008 6:42 PM

BrianF: One of my hands is on the switch, but the other is on my (proverbial) hilt. Ain't going down without a fight.

Citizen
February 12, 2008 6:47 PM

Even if you change the name, the superstition remains the same.

JPL
February 12, 2008 6:49 PM

No need to be concerned about the whole Ten Boom legacy. As militant Islam moves in, I'm sure they'll be many more than ten booms. It seems to be a trend.

(Ok, so I'm going to hell. I still can't pass up a good pun.)

Anonymous
February 12, 2008 7:01 PM

ACtually, JPL, what you said is true even if serious. That is, there are going to be many more of the Ten Booms, people who sacrifice themselves to save others in the midst of an encroaching invasion.

Irenaeus
February 12, 2008 7:03 PM

The other thing I'm (trying to be) thinking of as a doom-and-gloomer is that there are no neat trajectories in history. Nothing is inevitable. While we can't bring history back to 1053, where I'd like it, you never know what's gonna happen 10-20-30 years from now. On the religious front, B16 is in charge of bishops now, and he's appointing a lot of good, young ones who will impact things in coming decades. Vocations are turning around, with solid young men training for the priesthood. On the cultural-political front, my friends in Holland and Germany are kinda beside themselves with the attitude of their governments towards Muslim/Turkish immigration, and you might see a different line being taken by European governments in response to that in coming years. On the family front, I've heard rumors of a minor baby boom in certain European locales and encountered changing attitudes towards marriage and children from the Europeans with whom I've interacted. (Heck, Ursula von der Leyen, the German Minister for Family Affairs in the Merkel Government, has 7 kids herself...leading by example, if nothing else. And did you see the story the other day on newsweek.com that Amsterdam is shutting down its red light district?

I wouldn't say I'm optimistic. And again, we can't go back, even if in going forward we bring back good things that've been lost. But we may be at a cultural tipping point in Europe, where the ideals of the "'68-ers" -- liberal religion, birth control, multi-culti, etc -- are beginning to be questioned and rejected.

aaron
February 12, 2008 7:18 PM

It's easy to make fun of this, and it really ought to be mocked, mercilessly.

I shall, but first I must overcome the giggles.

Joey
February 12, 2008 7:23 PM

Unfortunately, I don't know if we can really make fun of the Catholic group that much---the fact is, they may well be right. Rather we should just stand in shock at the fact that yes, among the Dutch it's easier to explain Lent as the Christian Ramadan than Ramadan as the Muslim Lent.

God bless.

ds0490
February 12, 2008 7:39 PM

Revelations 2:4-5 "Nevertheless I have somewhat against thee, because thou hast left thy first love. Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place, except thou repent."

Anonymous
February 12, 2008 9:02 PM

JPL: "(Ok, so I'm going to hell. I still can't pass up a good pun.)"

No Jape, if you're anything like true to your acronym, you're likelier going "to the moon" (after Kramden) for that one...

www.jpl.nasa.gov

[and the Benny Hill insertion topward was mine; trust me to forget "re-entry" of commenter Name after "tossing my cookies" datawise in a computer cleanup...I suppose my devotion thus to "PC" issues renders me a shirker (if not a lurker) in the Summer KulturKamp(f)...as I said to the Marian padre when found wandering with my Huckaburnin' corncob pipe one smoke over the line into the jihadis' neighboring compound:

Alma mater
Alma pater
Here I am at
Campground Atta...

Goodguyex
February 12, 2008 11:21 PM

Once abroad in a Muslim country I went to Easter Eucharistic Liturgy with the Church packed with Filipinos and Kerala Indian Christian expatriates. I caught a taxi home with a Pakistani Muslim driver who asked my what was this huge crowd all about.

I told him "Christian Eid"! He nodded and seemed to understand.

(Eid or "eid al fitr" is at the end of Ramadan as Easter is at the end of Lent).

sj
February 12, 2008 11:42 PM

Actually, it seems like a good idea, far better than going ahead and celebrating Ramadan on the basis that it's just the Muslim Lent. The former seeks to introduce Christian concepts to those who know them not. At least they're trying.

Donny (Psalm 51, me too.)
February 12, 2008 11:58 PM

Evangelical Christians came out of the dark ages just fine. The Church of Christ Jesus will survive the mental illness of secular humanism that has taken the life out of Europeans.

sj,

Mixing Islam and Christianity proves my assertion that the common Lefty/Progressive/Humanist European is devoid of reasoning ability. They're just left with emotionalism and hedonism. The same tired history of mankind played out with cell phone in hand.

Amazing how accurate the Bible was to predicting the fall of yet another group of God-mockers.

JPL
February 13, 2008 12:13 AM

Donny, evangelical Christianity is a 19th century phenomenon, and certainly did not come out of the Dark Ages. Nor did you. That is all.

Scott Walker
February 13, 2008 12:51 AM

Good grief, Donny, do you even know what the so-called Dark Ages are? Try Christopher Dawson's "The Making Of Europe" and then, maybe, you might have a clue. The Protestant Reformation took place a couple of centuries into the Renaissance, and contemporary style Evangelical Protestantism (very much a function of 19th Century technological and cultural changes; JPL is right) would shock either Luther or Calvin silly. And no, Jack Chick was not right about the Catholic Church after all. Jack Chick is a well-known loon, and the fact that you even pose that rhetorical question tells me most of what I need to know about where you're coming from. If you want to know about the history of the early Church, I suggest you go to some original sources, The Didache, perhaps, or the Shepherd of Hermas or the Epistles of St. Ignatius, which he wrote while on the way to Rome to be martyred for Christ. Once you begin to get some information from the people who were actually there, instead of whackjob cartoonists, you will find that the early Church looked, smelled and tasted very, very Catholic indeed, from the earliest days for which we have records. Forgive me for being cranky, but for heaven's sake, inform yourself a bit!

Charles Cosimano
February 13, 2008 2:01 AM

Thinking of all those saints who gave up bathing because it was sinful, smelled is an appropriate word indeed.

rombald
February 13, 2008 3:24 AM

"It should be noted that Dutch Protestantism (historically the majority in the Netherlands) experienced total collapse long ago. Along with the rest of Protestant Europe (e.g., Scotland, England, Germany, Finland, Denmark, Sweden, Norway), it went quietly, with little fuss, and left behind only nihilism and religious ignorance. "

This is an important point. I was only vaguely aware that there even were Catholics in the Netherlands; I always thought of it as Calvinist. Within Europe, unlike the USA, Catholicism tends to be much more vigorous than Protestantism. I think this is because, with a few exceptions, European Protestantism was basically tied up with state churches. In the UK, virtually the only full Protestant churches are those with African or West Indian members, whereas Catholicism is pretty vigorous.

I'm not a Christian, and I'm sceptical about this "failure of Christianity = Islamic conquest" equation that some here are putting forward. I do think there's a grain of truth, in that our inability to respond vigorously to Islam is due to a loss of nerve in our civilisation, but I think what needs defending is basic Enlightenment ideas, like free speech, individual freedoms, etc. Part of the problem is that a lot of Europe, including the UK and the Netherlands, never really had the Enligtenment in the Franco-American sense - we sort of slid into freedom of speech and religion, because burning heretics and waging religious wars were messy and got in the way of making money, unlike the Enlightenment states (France and USA, and Germany and Italy to some extent), which made an ideological stand. This means that we have an endless tendency to fudge and compromise. What's more, the worst fudgers and compromisers tend to be Christian.

I have said repeatedly that Islam is incompatible with Enlightenment principles (eg. the US Constitution). Look, I might be wrong about this, but the only way to find out is to actually vigorously apply Enlightenment principles - I think that will involve something approaching civil war.

It's easy to say that to defeat Islam we need someone like Charles Martel, and thus militant Catholicism. However, other civilisations have been just as effective in fighting Muslims as has Christendom - China, for example. Personally, if I were to pick a hero, it would be the Indian, Shivaji. One of the worst things about the British Raj was taht it nipped the Rajput-Maratha Hindu fight-back in the bud, and thus left India with a large Muslim minority.

rombald
February 13, 2008 4:37 AM

This is not exactly on-topic, but another thread closed recently. Someone challenged me about the evidence for Sharia punishments, especially executions, in the UK. Here goes:

1. There's a newspaper article here: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article510589.ece
One objection I have to that article is that it makes it sound like all apostates are now Christian, whereas Anwar Shaikh was (he died recently) actually a sort of agnostico-Hindu, and Ibn Warraq is atheist. Note that the apostates referred are mostly pretty middle-class; those living on the breadline, with little knowledge of English, and reliant on family members, would be much more likely to be killed.

2. At school, 30 years ago, Muslim girls, and sometimes boys, used to just disappear, no questions asked.

3. A teacher friend of mine was confronted with an early-teen girl who had been seen talking to boys at a bus-stop, so her family kept her locked up in a cellar, and then sent to Pakistan to marry a 50-year-old man. My friend basically pulled out all the plugs to stop it happening, but the police and social workers were up there own multicultural arses.

4. There was a case in the news recently about a 16-year-old Manchester girl who was worried about being forced into marriage, and then disappeared. Her body was later found 100 miles away, and the judge said that she had been murdered, but had no evidence to say who did it. It was pretty obviously a Sharia execution.

I don't think I'm being hysterical in estimating the number of executions of British Muslims, for apostasy and/or sexual/family issues, carried out either in the UK or Pakistan, as being at least in the hundreds. I bet that you have the same problem in the USA as well.

Max Schadenfreude
February 13, 2008 7:22 AM

Hey, let's cut to the chase. Just how did Evangelicalism survive the Mesozoic Era?

aaron
February 13, 2008 7:25 AM

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/02/13/denmark.cartoon/?iref=mpstoryview

Danish newspaper are reprinting the Mohammed cartoons after learning of a broken assassination plot against the original cartoonists

Don
February 13, 2008 9:59 AM

The French for Easter is Les Paques. The French for Passover is La Paque Juive. I translate that, perhaps erroneously, as The Jewish Easter. This is ironic in that Paque comes from the Greek word Pascha, a transliteration of the Hebrew word Pesach, i.e. Passover. I would like to suggest the French start calling Easter La Paque Chretienne. In all honesty, as a Jew, the French hasn't bothered me, and I don"t think that Christians should be bothered by the Ramadan comment either. I am, however, as always, ready to be shown where I am wrong. Don

Calvin Grier
February 13, 2008 10:09 AM

Come on Rod!

Christianity has always been flexible in adapting to different cultural variations. Just look at the origins of the Christmass tree, or Easter symbols, or multitude of Saints, or the changes brought by translating the Catholic mass into hundreds of common languages...

Religion isn't as "time invariant" as they teach you in church.

--CG
LSMSA '85

aaron
February 13, 2008 10:47 AM

I think you miss the point CG, since the Dutch have been Christian for nearly 2 millenia, it's kinda odd that they have to resort to an alien religion/culture's terminology to explain a basic and long practiced tenant of their religion.

aaron
February 13, 2008 10:50 AM

arrgh I mean tenet

Marian Neudel
February 13, 2008 11:34 AM

Allah is the Arabic word for "God." It is used by Arab Christians in their liturgy and personal prayers. There is nothing un-Christian about European Christians using it too.

The analogy between Lent and Ramadan is not quite as neat, but what on earth is wrong with the traditional socratic technique of explaining the unknown in terms of the known? Yes, it may say something disturbing about the culture of the Netherlands that Lent is the unknown and Ramadan is the known, but, as religious history all over the globe has shown for millennia, you work with the materials at hand to accomplish holy work. This hubbub about the use of Arabic terms, some of which are specifically Muslim and some of which are not, to illuminate Christian culture, is pure bigotry, and does no honor to the God we all worship.

rombald
February 13, 2008 11:50 AM

Calvinists don't have Lent, so maybe it's actually quite an alien concept to most Dutch people, even practising Christians.

aaron
February 13, 2008 1:02 PM

So they went from pagan straight to Calvinism?

John E.
February 13, 2008 1:12 PM

>>>
Calvinists don't have Lent, so maybe it's actually quite an alien concept to most Dutch people, even practising Christians.
Posted by: rombald | February 13, 2008 11:50 AM
>>>

Was gonna say! Lent didn't get a whole lot of coverage back in my Southern Baptist Sunday School class either.

Rod Dreher
February 13, 2008 4:37 PM

Southern Holland is and always has been Catholic, as long as it's been Christian. Northern Holland is the Calvinist part.

Yeah, CG, the point is that the Dutch are so far alienated from their own history that they have to explain a very basic Christian tradition in terms of Islam. That's just ... bizarre. Jane Jacobs says the key characteristic of a Dark Age is forgetting. A people suffering through a Dark Age not only have forgotten something essential about themselves, they have forgotten that they even knew it once upon a time. By that standard, the Dutch are well into a Dark Age, at least by my Christian standard of judgment.

I mean, really, even if they were no longer religious believers, you'd think that they'd understand what Lent is. Carnival is still celebrated every year on the day before Ash Wednesday in Holland.

Franklin Evans
February 13, 2008 4:59 PM

Once the party starts, Rod, few remember the reason for holding it. I'm just sayin'... ;-D

Jillian
February 13, 2008 8:03 PM

A people suffering through a Dark Age not only have forgotten something essential about themselves, they have forgotten that they even knew it once upon a time. By that standard, the Dutch are well into a Dark Age, at least by my Christian standard of judgment.

Seeing that the ancient Friesans' pagan rituals and holidays are as forgotten, maybe the alternative conclusion is that Lent has lost its value because it teaches little or nothing worth knowing.

Heschel calls orthopraxy whose reasons and lessons are lost on the people performing the rituals "religious behaviorism".

Max Schadenfreude
February 14, 2008 7:31 AM

Isn't every day Lent for a Calvinist? ;-)

Anonymous
February 14, 2008 9:55 AM

Maybe the Dutch need Mardi Gras to help them remember what Lent is. That has surely helped the residents of New Orleans remain a spiritual people.

George Carty
February 14, 2008 12:29 PM

Did you know that the Maltese (who are Catholics, but have a language which is Arabic with lots of Italian borrowings -- just as English is Anglo-Saxon with lots of French and Latin borrowings), call Lent "Randan"? They also call God "Alla".

I think the World Wars are a major reason for the decline of Christianity of Europe, for three reasons:

a) The devastation of the war cause many Europeans to "lose faith"
b) The Christian (and especially the Catholic) establishment tended to support right-wing reactionary politicians, many of whom were discredited by collaboration with the Nazis
c) Many Europeans were impressed with (atheist) Communism, because most of the anti-Nazi resistance groups were Communist-dominated. Note that Poland (which had a mostly non-Communist resistance) is the most strongly Christian country in today's Europe.

StHilarious
May 11, 2008 5:01 AM

Using Muslim terminology seems to be a necessary part of the liturgy led renewal in the RCC. JP II approved of this behaviour as he kissed the Muslim bible.

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