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Great movies we don't get

Victor Morton saw "The Sorrow and the Pity," and just doesn't get why the film has the great reputation that it does: In other words, the film just seemed to be a collection of footage more than a film and...

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I wouldn't say I don't "get" it, but I think "Citizen Kane" is incredibly overrated. Maybe there's so much hype about it being the greatest movie ever made that I have watched it with unrealistic expectations. Nevertheless I just don't think it deserves all the acclaim.

For me, it's definitely Citizen Kane. I've seen it numerous times, and it still strikes me as a perfectly good movie, but I just don't get what's so awe-inspiringly fantastic about it. Its innovations aren't all that innovative, the storyline is solid but unremarkable (IMHO), and the drama surrounding the picture seems to have inflated its reputation beyond reason.

Amen to "Citizen Kane." Rewatched it recently. Almost stayed awake for the entire thing this time. Some very interesting shots and some good acting, but overall a vastly overrated film with a trite message.

Ironically, the story of the making of CK is more interesting than the movie itself.

"Silence of the Lambs". Great acting, but why is the whole movie considered great? Dunno.

To name a recent example, "Saving Private Ryan."

I thought that the battle scenes at the beginning and end of "Saving Private Ryan" were incredibly vivid and realistic, and the movie was worth watching just for those two scenes. Everything else in that movie struck me as trite and cliched. The dialogue was corny, the plot was silly, and the scenes with the officers (debating the rescuing of Ryan) were dry and contrived. The scene at the end, where Hanks' character dies, and Ryan turns into the older man looking at the gravesite, was maudlin. I think Spielberg is greatly talented, but he has the tendency to make things so sentimental as to be artificial.

The worst part of the movie: Ted Danson shows up. I just couldn't wrap my mind around Sam Malone walking around WWII France, discussing with Tom Hanks what cities needs to be taken.

Add me to the list of those who think "Citizen Kane" overrated.

"Showgirls" truly doesn't deserve the classic label it's always tagged with.........


Seriously, and to put a slight twist on things, can a movie be so bad it becomes, because of its wretched horribleness, somewhat of a classic? If so, Plan 9 form Outer Space" is right up there, with the added bonus that I don't think ANYBODY, including director Ed Wood, quite got it.

Sorry to get slightly OT Rod, just couldn't help it.

2001: A Space Odyssey. Like most of Kubrick's work, it's very technically proficient but leaves me cold.

I disagree about "Citizen Kane." I think it's a wonderful movie. Much of what it offered was, in fact, pretty innovative at the time, and has since been copied again and again. I've also heard people say Casablanca had cliched dialogue, never realizing that those famous lines originated with that movie.

Here are some movies I don't get:

The 10 Commandments. Everyone I know thinks it's a classic, but all I see is terrible casting, hammy acting and an overly melodramatic and clumsy script.

Spartacus. The movie only comes really comes alive when the deliciously evil trio of Olivier, Laughton and Ustinov are on-screen. Once Spartacus escapes the gladiator school, his story line just goes downhill. The score is pretty good throughout, though.

Gladiator. WTF? No credible villian. A tired story that's been done a million times. And it wins Best Picture? Please.

Bonus: The Book I Don't Get.

I enjoy Hemingway, but The Sun Also Rises was crap. Nicely written, but a dull story about an impotent WWI vet who wants to get with a hot little number in Spain.


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"Showgirls" truly doesn't deserve the classic label it's always tagged with.........


Seriously, and to put a slight twist on things, can a movie be so bad it becomes, because of its wretched horribleness, somewhat of a classic? If so, "Plan 9 from Outer Space" is right up there, with the added bonus that I don't think ANYBODY, including director Ed Wood, quite got it.

Sorry to get slightly OT Rod, just couldn't help it.

Thanks, Matt! You've opened this comment thread up to discuss overrated books!

I always thought that "The Great Gatsby" was overrated. I like the book, and have read it twice, but I really don't get what the big deal is. People keep calling it the great American novel, but I don't see it.

Terrible confession: I've never made it all the way through "Huck Finn." I just get bored. "Get on with your trip down the river already." Another confession: I've never even bothered with "Moby Dick."

And since Matt brought up Hemingway, here's an intersting gender insight. My wife hates "The Old Man and the Sea." ("It's just some guy fishing!") I think it's one of the greatest novels ever written.

I'll have to second the mention of 2001: A Space Odyssey. I'm not at all convinced I don't get it, actually. I'm pretty sure I do get it, and that it's simply a smug, pretentious film that's entirely too satisfied with how clever and thought-provoking it is, taking itself far too seriously as art when it could have been immensely entertaining AND intellectually stimulating.

As you can tell, this isn't the first time I've made this particular rant.

There are two Vietnam movies that I thought were amazing when I first saw each of them, but now I consider them (to use Allen's words about 2001) smug and pretentious:
1) Apocalypse Now
2) Platoon

"Pulp Fiction" and "Fight Club" -- both wildly overrated IMO. I think "Apocalypse Now" is a bit of a mess overall, and also is somewhat overrated, but not nearly as much as those other two lamentable films.

Current most overrated film? 'There Will Be Blood' -- pretty much a huge waste of time, other than for Daniel Day-Lewis's performance.

I have a general rule of thumb that says if critics consider a movie great--it ain't.

Citizen Kane is probably the worst movie ever made, a prentious exercise in boredom from the first shot to the last. 2001 is an obnoxious joke, even with the gay computer killing the crew so it can redecorate the spacecraft as comic relief.

As far as The Sorrow and the Pity is concerned, I rather enjoy it but let's be honest, they were French! Of course they would have co-operated with the Nazis.

Agree that "2001" just does not stand the test of time well at all, despite a great opening sequence. To call it "cold" is accurate but actually an understatement -- this is a movie that with the exception of one or two moments hardly bothers with humans. Hal is more of a character than nearly anyone else in the story.

Disagree about "Citizen Kane," a towering achievement on so many levels -- story-telling, acting, cinematography, writing. The reverberations of its innovations (in deep focus, in its questioning of American heroism, in its reporter/stand-in for the audience) are still being felt in the movies. Spend a little more time watching movies from that era and you'll see how revolutionary (and how successful) it was.

Agree that by the standards of today's docs, "The Sorrow and the Pity" seems not all that well assembled, but I think that in its context that just wouldn't matter -- the power of those confessions and those lies doesn't really require a lot of framing. In fact, too much framing might have hurt the story-telling. It's really for the French, not us.

An over-rated "classic?" "Rio Bravo." It's second-rate on numerous levels, with a dreadful grimy look, forgettable teen idol stars, ludicrously campy dialogue, a meaningless plot -- can't hold a candle to Hawks at his best, in movies such as "Red River" or "Only Angels Have Wings."


I don't know if these necessarily constitute "Great" films, but some Best Picture winners that struck me as less than:

1. Shakespeare in Love. Enjoy it, own it, entertaining as all get out--but best picture?

2. Chicago. See Shakespeare in Love. Richard Gere is magnificent, but overall, doesn't live up to the hype.

3. Dances With Wolves. Beautifully filmed and great performances by Mary McDonnell and Graham Greene, but it has not aged well. Almost didactic in its preachiness. Costner--who can direct--has made better films since.

4. Patton. I once loved this film, and still like it, but recent viewings have left me with the distinct impression of a just-audible discordant note running throughout. Can't explain it more than that right now. Maybe somebody else has a similar feeling?

5. Rain Man. Won in a very weak year, and it shows more and more with the passage of time.

Yes, Gladiator was kinda weak, but I'd take a YouTube of some guy spending ten minutes manufacturing armpit "farts" to Chocolat, which was the likely runner-up in 2000.

Definitely 2001: A Space Odyssey for me. Especially as a science fiction fan, I found it a dud, and the effects overblown. The current crop being in the same category, the "remakes" of foreign films like The Magnificent Seven and the Bridget Fonda version of La Femme Nikita were wastes of celluloid compared to the originals.

Cool Hand Luke. I don't get why people like that movie. Newman's character is just plain *annoying*. I never cared at all whether this guy escaped successfully or was shot. He was just a jerk the whole movie.

I'll definitely second Franklin's "Point of No Return" (the American remake of "La Femme Nikita"). Waste of time; I loved the original though. What was the point of the remake? Adding in that one explosion at the hotel? Apparently American audiences will not watch a film without a big explosion scene?

I just did not get Wim Wenders' "Wings of Desire". Well, I got it, but it's greatness (which I'd been hearing about for years) completely escaped me. I was asleep in under a half hour.

This is also the film that, after making him watch it with me, caused my husband to completely lose his trust in me when it comes to picking out the Netflix movies. I'm lucky if I get one choice every six months now, after that movie.

Agreed about "Citizen Kane." I recognize that it changed cinema forever, but that doesn't make it any less tedious to sit through.

Recent films, "There Will Be Blood," and "Atonement," both with gorgeous cinematography and both wonderful from a technical standpoint. "There Will Be Blood," seems ultimately pointless, with a central character that generates 0 empathy and a truly bad performance by Paul Dano as the evangelist/antagonist. "Atonement" also seemed like a thoroughly phony story to me...

I agree about "Citizen Kane" and "2001" -- both overrated and tedious. But neither are as bad as "Raging Bull" or "Blazing Saddles", two allegedly classic films that I could not finish.

If we're considering "Best Picture" winners, it might be easier to just list the few films that aren't overrated. Who will remember Crash, the ridiculous Oscar winner of just a couple years ago?

Other highly acclaimed films that leave me cold:

-- Forrest Gump
-- Shakespeare in Love
-- Gandhi
-- West Side Story
-- The Silence of the Lambs
-- My Dinner with Andre

Also, while the Lord of the Rings trilogy is enjoyable as entertainment (much like an old fashioned western), the immense critical acclaim given those films was overblown.

Thank you, cnb, for mentioning "Blazing Saddles." I liked it more than you did, but why people go crazy over it I'll never understand. I think Mel Brooks in general is very overrated.

My Dinner With André, the worst movie ever made, starring the world's ugliest actor.

I second "West Side Story." There are moments in that movie where I just break out laughing. I know it's not supposed to be a comedy. The part where they're singing "Cool," and shouting "Go! Crazy!" is just hilarious. Gang members do not dance ballet.

I love "My Dinner with Andre."

THANK YOU, everyone, for validating what I've always thought about Citizen Kane. RKO 281, however, which is about the making of Kane, is a pretty darned incredible movie.

The Aviator. I hated that movie. By the end, I was actually *angry* that I had seen it. Then I spent the next 3 days obsessively making sure the oven was off and the door was locked.

Also? Castaway. It was the first half of a decent movie, but I hated how it just sorta... stopped.

Blade Runner.

A Trip to the Moon. Great-grand-daddy of Captain Kangaroo's grandfather clock, lunar-embedded, takes it in the eye. Serves him right for his monthly seesaw dieting and attempt to mimic a fingernail. And no wonder Pink Floyd took the back way. Better with smoke.

Mack Sennett's Keystone Cops. Slow down, already: thanks to you, every movie's always with the chasing. Points for prefiguring Bush II.

Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923, 1939, 1957). Spawning the Disney-atrocity remake, and its kiddie-diddling mainstreaming of priestly lust - with tunes! - is enough to make you do The Full 'Modo - the hell with 'Quasi' - in raining chunks of masonry on everyone setting foot on Hollywood Boulevard. Sanctuary *this*!

Greed [von Stroheim]. Gordon Gekko tie alone damns it. You've seen Wall Street, already - Douglas, Sheen - give me a break.

Birth of a Nation. Thanks, D.W.! Here's a tree, some rope and a horse: you know the drill.

Perils of Pauline. Much better as Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties. Snidely Whiplash still can't catch a break. And a man's best friend is still his horse, whatever Nell says.

The Jazz Singer. Special Agent Jolson falls to his knees weeping in plaintive song as riot-police storm the synagogue with tear-gas canisters during summer-stock rehearsals for Fiddler on the Roof. Remade as CS Eye My Mammy.

What? Tell us what you really think [he said to the mirror]?

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Spoiler alert: no pans, just picks. And all mine, though under an assumed identity. My work here is done [extends arms skyward, EXEUNT.]

There does seem to be a recurring theme here: a lot of movies people don't get are very much a product of their time. Blazing Saddles, for example, couldn't be made today, and West Side Story just looks ridiculous. But that was back when Scary Gang Fights involved knives and didn't kill babies in their homes with stray bullets.

Citizen Kane, agreed, no question. (And, though I haven't seen it, isn't There Will Be Blood, based on the reviews at least, a bit of a remake of Welles' dubious "classic" -- which might explain why it leaves people cold, too, no?)

But by far the worst "classic" movie of all time is The Big Chill (which was NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE, if you can believe it). The ultimate self-indulgent Baby Boomer tripe (which is saying something, given how much self-indulgent Baby Boomer tripe is out there in pop culture).

Well, I'll say one good thing about it -- great soundtrack. That's it, though.

Someone up above mentioned "Gandhi." While I originally thought it was a great movie, once I studied the man himself I realized what a fraud it was.
The best description of how the real Gandhi differs from the saint in the movie can be read here, "The Gandhi Nobody Knows":
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I love Scorsese, but I never quite got Taxi Driver. I mean, I got it, but i just didn't get it, you know what I mean? Why all the hype? It just seemed to build up to something you could see coming from a mile away. Marty got much better at seducing his audience after this film.
Looks great on T-Shirt from Hot Topic though.

'"Atonement" also seemed like a thoroughly phony story to me...'

Hmmm...I really liked it all the way around. Care to comment on what you found phony about it? (if you can do so without spoilers!)

"Who will remember Crash, the ridiculous Oscar winner of just a couple years ago?"

I will! I thought it was marvelous.

And I disagree on 'Citizen Kane' -- I'm pretty much with the critics on that one. I just watched it a couple months ago after not having seen it for about 15 years, and still think it's a great film. Maybe not the best of all time, but it's certainly up there, I think.

As far as a capital-C Classic film that I think is overrated, I'd say "American Beauty." I'm all for hating on suburbia, but the characters are way to one-dimensional.

On a less serious note, I'd also have to say any film with Chevy Chase or Bill Murray (ie "Caddyshack," "Stripes," "Fletch"). They have a cult-like appeal for men within about a 6-8 year age window, but beyond that I don't know of anyone who thinks they're funny.

anti-pc: I dunno, there's historical truth and there's dramatic truth. A film based on historical events can be grossly inaccurate but still be a good movie (see also: Braveheart).

I find "American Beauty" to be somewhat over-rated, but Kevin Spacey's rant culminating in "It's. Just. A. Couch!!!" had me cheering. My biggest problem with the movie is the unnecessary, awkward, "angry closeted homophobe" bit. It felt like one issue too many for the script to carry.

I'll 2nd the comments on Forest Gump and Saving Private Ryan (2 great battle scenes book ending a standard B-Movie plot, The Big Red One covered the same theme, was much better and came out 20 years earlier!)

To add another over rated Best picture, Titanic, Lifetime movie of the week drivel with great special effects.

Most "classic" movies and books leave me cold, even though as a conservative I want to appreciate them. The pacing tends to be so slow, with long scenes where nothing happens. Maybe that fit the theater experience better than the home DVD-viewing experience. I just watched Lawrence of Arabia, and it was fine, but not especially memorable, and the story could have been told in two hours instead of nearly four. And maybe acting styles have changed, but the lead actor was really chewing the scenery sometimes by today's standards. I keep trying, though, figuring it's good to have seen the classics for cultural context even if I'm not especially entertained.

As far as "movies everyone else loves that I hate," anything with Robin Williams as Robin Williams has to be near the top of the list. For the most part, I avoid all movies while they're hits. This means I occasionally miss a good one at first--I didn't see The Matrix, a genuinely good movie, until a couple years ago--but I miss a lot more garbage by waiting for the buzz to wear off.

One more vote for 2001: A Space Odyssey! My husband has tried to persuade me of its "greatness" on so many occasions, but I can't stay awake to see if he's right. Pretentious. Boring. Totally overrated...

I'm one who adored Shakespeare in Love, but my husband and I perform with a small Shakespeare company, and do other theatre, so maybe it's just for "theatre folk."

Just saw Atonement last weekend. Didn't think it was GREAT, but definitely enjoyed it. Thought the first half far superior to the second, though. And the ending, with the Vanessa Redgrave cameo, left me cold. My main take-away thought was this: James McAvoy is the most compelling male presence on the big screen since the young Paul Newman. I developed a slightly unsettling crush on him when he played Mr. Tumnus, the faun, in The Lion, The Witch, & the Wardrobe. It's great to see him as a "leading man," sans hooves and horns, so that I can now indulge in legitimate adult lust! The guy's really a heartthrob...

What were your thoughts on Juno, people? Mine are a bit mixed...

I'm with Alicia: I like My Dinner With Andre, and I saw it in high school. For some reason, it just *works*.

I definitely think Scorsese's earlier work is overrated: Raging Bull and Taxi Driver in particular just have not aged well. Another similar "classic" from that era that leaves me cold is Midnight Cowboy.

But I have to take issue with the Citizen Kane-bashing. The movie was a dramatic leap forward in moviemaking, and it still stands out in its ability to combine epic sweep with the aching humanity of individual characters.

If I can stop laughing about the Quasi-Modo....ahem....

I don't think I've ever heard a discussion of over-rated movies in which Citizen Kane and 2001 didn't appear prominently.

I have to join those piling on Kane. I've seen it three times, I think, though not recently, and it's never really moved me. I enjoy it, I understand its place in cinema history, but it doesn't touch me. I'd rather watch Touch of Evil.

On the other hand I disagree about 2001. Yes, it is cold, but that's part of the point. I'd rate it one of the few really top-notch serious sci-fi films ever made. Part of my original enthusiasm was due to the fact that it was the first sci-fi film in which the special effects really came up to what sci-fi readers, of which I was one, saw in their minds. I watched it a couple of years ago for the first time in many years, prepared to be disappointed, but I wasn't. I think the last fifteen or twenty minutes irritates a lot of people who aren't familiar with Clarke's mythology.

I failed to respond to Tree of Wooden Clogs, which many people rave about, but it may have been because it's a slow-moving three-hour movie that I watched on a Friday night, when I'm usually running low enough on sleep that I need something like Terminator to keep me awake.

I'm beginning to think Fellini is over-rated. Saw Juliet of the Spirits recently, and was somewhere between indifferent and don't-like.

Oh, and triple dittos and bravos to Larry Parker regarding The Big Chill. It's one of the few films that I can say I loathed.

"And the ending, with the Vanessa Redgrave cameo, left me cold."

I think that the ending (considering the title) is what made the whole thing work.

Maclin brought up Fellini, and I haven't seen enough of his work to have an opinion. But I think Ingmar Bergman may be the most overrated director of all time.

One foreign director who actually lives up to the hype: Akira Kurosawa.

"The Passion of Anna" sucked, too.

On the other hand, I loved "Bambi Meets Godzilla" and "De Duve."

I hated "2001: A Space Odyssey." I guess you'd have to have been tripping to have understood it. Similarly, I didn't get Fellini's "8 1/2" at all. I loved "My Dinner With Andre" when I first saw it, but I went back to it a few years ago for the 20th or 25th anniversary, can't remember which, and it left me cold. (Plus I interviewed Wallace Shawn around that time, and boy, was he ever an unpleasant person).

Someone referred to Pink Floyd above, which only brings up Pink Floyd: The Wall. Let me say that I am a HUGE Pink Floyd fan. Have every album, as well as all the Syd and Roger Waters solo stuff. The Wall album is great, but the movie is AWFUL. Horrible. Can't stand it. A lot of people love it, though. It's like, um, a criticism of society, man. Or something. Ugh! It might be great for stoned teenagers, but things that require intoxication to appreciate are NEVER worth the time (see Grateful Dead and Phish).

Rod, do please dish on Wallace Shawn!

Ditto on 2001. 2010 I got, but it was a little more straight storytelling and a little less of the ephemeral. I also really dug into 2001 the book, but the film...weeeellll...........

Aw, c'mon, Rod, 2001 is not that obscure. But it does help to know that Arthur C. Clarke was taken with the idea that humanity's evolution was guided by super-intelligent aliens (a fairly common fantasy among atheists, it seems).

Sorry, movie buff, I think you're wrong about Bergman. 180 degrees wrong, as a matter of fact: he's the greatest. Listen to Uncle John (Simone).

Taxi Driver and Blade Runner. Both are slow, boring, and take themselves far too seriously.

The English Patient. What a piece of crap.

The French Connection. What happened at the end, anyway?

My top three on the "I really think they suck" list:

1. "Gone with the Wind" - dull, dull, dull
2. "Easy Rider" - dull, dull, dull, and stupid
3. "Titanic" - please just sink

I always thought the Saturday Night Live satire of the Big Chill was better than the movie itself: "We're going upstairs again. I forgot to take out my diaphragm the first three times!"

Absolutely loved 2001 when it came out. Saw it three times.

Of course I was on acid at the time. It helps.

Didn't get at all: Aguirre: The Wrath of God by Werner Herzog.

And people died to make that movie?

Rob G, I thought "Atonement" was technically a gorgeous film, and I loved James McAvoy as the hero. He was terrific. But, I didn't buy the story so I probably wouldn't like the novel - it reminded me of another "arty" story that was made into a film, "The Hours."

I didn't accept the protagonist's motivations or, indeed, the entire set-up. I thought the protagonist's story about witnessing the "rape" (which may not have been a rape at all) would have fallen to pieces long before anyone went to jail because of it. I know we are supposed to believe that the hero is jailed because he is a member of the lower classes, etc. But, the set-up didn't convince me.

"Easy Rider" I agree about, except for the scenes with Jack Nicholson. It took ten minutes in that film to make him the biggest male star in Hollywood.

"I interviewed Wallace Shawn around that time, and boy, was he ever an unpleasant person" - Rod

I gather many of you know that Little Big Shawn Of The Living is *fils* to the *père* of legendary New Yorker editor William Shawn, the closing decade or so of whose tenure (1951-1985) at that cartoonist's Club Med was proverbial of its bloated, life-support state, prompting virtually every reviewer at National Review then, from little me

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to Big Rick Brookhiser, to whack at its low-hanging, overripe fruit - even Mike Kinsley at TNR did a side-splitting spoof on the obsequious priestly hush enveloping "Mr. Shawn."

And in the Great Minds Think Alike (And So Do We) Dept., one of the guest bloggers this week over at Mandrew Sullyman's blog The Daily Kvish, one Peter Suderman, has within the hour just happened to have posted a smackdown on, of all things, Hal Ashby's cult classic Harold and Maude:

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"The 70s produced an awful lot of great films -- as far as I'm concerned, the era between Bonnie and Clyde and Taxi Driver is cinema's best -- but Maude is a symbol of everything that's awful about the free-love hippie ethos of the era. It's unforgivably smug, crude, obvious, naive, and stylistically shallow -- and I say this as a near feverish booster of Wes Anderson."

Almost echoes Eric Idle on the paterfamilias of the awful Garibaldi Family: "He was rude, smelly, and distasteful - and I liked him very much."

I thought the first two Lord of the Rings movies were fantastic. But The Return of the King (RK) was a real dud. Truly disappointing. Reasons why I hated it:
1) The eye of fire becomes like a lighthouse which can pivot to look at whoever's walking through Mordor. Silly.
2) The ghost army. That's one way to win a war.
3) The guy (forgot his name) who goes crazy and throws himself on the funeral pyre of his son. A side plot that took forever.
4) The entire scene at Mount Doom looked very fake.
5) The end that went on and on and on.

Maclin, I can see your point about 2001, but when you mentioned Clarke's mythos, it reminded me of a clear thought I had when I first saw 2001: I'd much rather have seen someone take a stab at Childhood's End, or even Tales from "The White Hart".

Speaking of Fellini, I give three thumbs down to Satyricon. Gah.

You do realize that all of your points except #4 are also features of the book, right?

And the crazy self-immolater is named Denethor.

For the record, I had consumed no intoxicating or hallucinogenic substance whatsoever when I first saw 2001 in 1969, and nothing more than a little bourbon for subsequent viewings ca. 1985 and 2002.

I thought 2010 was pretty respectable for a sequel.

The two taken together are among the few, possibly the only, films to deal with artificial intelligence in a way that at least touches base with reality, instead of just arbitrarily putting a human consciousness into the machine.

I agree that Blade Runner and 2001 are overrated.

One thing that really kills Blade Runner is that Deckard is supposed to be great at retiring replicants. Each replicant he faces should have killed him. The first one runs when she was strangling him with his tie. The second takes time to monologue and gets shot by Rachel. Priss decides to do acrobatics instead of just finishing the job. Roy actually saves Deckard's life. If he was a cat, he would have used up four lives.

2001, as several people have pointed out, is just too cold of a movie.

"I know we are supposed to believe that the hero is jailed because he is a member of the lower classes, etc. But, the set-up didn't convince me."

Fair enough. But remember, we've got both the intercepted letter and an unreliable witness, in addition to the whole "class" thing. It's not a hill I wish to die on, though. ;-)

stan7:

I definitely agree with you -- and Elaine Benes -- on The English Patient.

(JUST DIE ALREADY! DIE!!)

And Alicia, you're right about MacAvoy -- should have gotten an Oscar nomination.

By the way, this is the first year where I've seen all five Best Picture nominees, and I can actually say that I liked 4 out of the 5. I hope the awards get spread around a bit!

I agree with most people on Citizen Kane. It's interesting but it doesn't move me at all.

On the other hand, the movie that in my opinion is the greatest ever made, Tokyo Story, is pretty much unwatchable for many people.

Babette's Feast. I had heard really great things about it...but after it was over, my husband and I sat there scratching our heads. We had the sense that it was supposed to be really deep and we missed something.

1)Lawrence of Arabia

2)The Shining

I also had a hard time with There Will be Blood, but the people I went to it with loved it... I kept waiting for something to happen.

"I also had a hard time with There Will be Blood, ... I kept waiting for something to happen."

My problem with it exactly. No narrative arc whatsoever. As I mentioned to a friend, I don't mind long movies, and I don't mind slow movies. I don't even mind long, slow movies. What I don't like are long, slow, FLAT movies.

Reading this thread has made me realize how not-a-movie-person I am; I haven't even seen most of these.

I would agree with those who found "Gandhi" less than stellar. I had to see it for a school assignment, as I recall, or possibly even a field trip to an actual theater. As a school movie (minus the uncomfortable desks, icy purple smell of mimeograph ink on the pop quiz that followed to make sure you weren't sleeping through the film, and annoying whine/occasional malfunction/threat of incipient A/V equipment meltdown which, alas, never actually happened) it probably ranked up there, if for no other reason than watching a social justice movie was better than hearing some ex-hippie ex-nun ramble about the Sandinistas for an afternoon. However, its length, which was a definite plus for the whole getting-out-of-the-classroom purposes, was a decided negative for any future viewings, and for many years "Gandhi" ranked at the top of my "movies that were way too long for no good reason" list.

And then I sat through "A.I."

Shudder.

"Gandhi" was almost compact by comparison.


I would have to review a list of the supposedly great films, those making it into the canon, to comment more fully but the following come to mind:

1) 2001 A Space Odyssey. The movie was and boring. I saw it in the early 70s at a midnight showing and had a lot of fun sitting on the sidewalk outside the theatre smoking Sherman cigarettes (they're natural you know) and talking nonsense with all the other long hairs.

2) American Beauty. I did not care about any of the characters and found the movie smug, pretentious and way overrated.

3) Titanic. Mildly entertaining but hardly great, on par with The Poseidon Adventure or Towering Inferno from the 70s

This past year has overall been a good movie year, much better than anything the past 5 or so years. I liked all 5 of the Academy Award best picture nominees and, if I had a vote, would vote for No Country For Old Men.


Corrected:

I would have to review a list of the supposedly great films, those making it into the canon, to comment more fully but the following come to mind:

1) 2001 A Space Odyssey. The movie was boring. I saw it in the early 70s at a midnight showing and had a lot of fun sitting on the sidewalk outside the theatre before showtime smoking Sherman cigarettes (they're natural you know) and talking nonsense with all the other long hairs.

2) American Beauty. I did not care about any of the characters and found the movie smug, pretentious and way overrated.

3) Titanic. Mildly entertaining but hardly great, on par with The Poseidon Adventure or Towering Inferno from the 70s

This past year has overall been a good movie year, much better than anything the past 5 or so years. I liked all 5 of the Academy Award best picture nominees and, if I had a vote, would vote for No Country For Old Men.


Posted by: Ostrea | February 20, 2008 5:04 PM

Three classic movies I just don't get:

1) The Quiet Man: The plot is incomprehensible to me.

2) The Lion in Winter: Boring as heck.

3) The African Queen: I was willing to give it a chance until Bogart, covered in leeches, pulls a face and shouts, "This river is crazy! As crazy as I am!" After that, it was just laughable.

But I loved Apocalypse Now, Blade Runner, and Citizen Kane, so take what I say with the requisite grain o' salt.

Almost anything by Godard is overrated, especially Weekend. But the French New Wave really was great: Truffaut, Melville, Chabrol.

I keep meaning to re-watch some Antonioni (La Notte, L'Avventura, Blow-up) to see what they're like with today's eyes.

Have not re-seen Last Tango in Paris, but imagine that it's a real stinker.

Rod, I wonder what is keeping you from liking Rules of the Game. Renoir is so generous-hearted. Does this mean you also don't like Grande Illusion or Crime of M. Lange or Boudu Sauve des Eaux?

Citizen Kane

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. I don't know if that's because I read the books beforehand, but I just wanted to take a nap—and I'm a fan of sci-fi and fantasy.

Chinatown.

James, I've seen those Antonionis, and a couple of others, within the past year, and I think they range from flawed-but-fascinating to great. I get the impression that my opinion is not that widely shared nowadays, though.

I saw Kurosawa mentioned, but as a director who lives up to the hype. Sorry, but while Seven Samurai has its moments, it feels like it was left completely unedited. Most of the film seems to be taken up with sniveling and whining by the villagers, which makes them really unsympathetic. It is beautifully directed, however. Just not as good an overall film as advertised.

Just Some Guy, I think "The African Queen" and "The Quiet Man" are two of the greatest movies ever made -- I can watch them over and over...

I'm hoping Rod will start a thread devoted to our favorite movies of this year (ie. what should have gotten nominated but didn't) -- in that category, I think "Before the Devil Knows Your Dead" was far better than "There Will Be Blood" or "No Country for Old Men." Very hard to watch all three movies, but the first one was terrific, in my opinion. "No Country" was entertaining, but had a very unsatisfying ending.

Also really enjoyed "The Savages" and "Away from Her" -- but then again, I have an aging parent.

"Michael Clayton" was a great legal thriller even though the villain was the rather familiar "evil corporation." And "Persepolis" rocked -- it was deep and hilarious and inventive, and I wish it was up for Best Picture instead of Best Animated Feature.

Thanks Maclin. I'll get them. My father-in-law rented The Passenger without knowing the director's reputation, and really liked it. Also, I've recently been to Zabriskie Point in Death Valley and mean to see that one, though I know it's not highly regarded.

"American Beauty." It was ok, but certainly not Oscar-worthy. Whoever said it was smug and pretentious is right. The whole "dark side of suburbia" thing has been done to death.

"The whole 'dark side of suburbia' thing has been done to death" - Sarahndipity

You mean like:

"Plastics, Benjamin", or -

"See Mrs. Gray shes proud today because her roses are in bloom
Mr. Green he's so serene, hes got a T.V. in every room

Another Pleasant Valley Sunday (Sunday...)
Here in status symbol laaaand -
Mothers complain about how hard life is
And the kids just don't understand

Creature comfort goals
They only numb my soul - and make it hard for me to see
My thoughts all seem to stray, to places far away
I need a change of scena-ree-hee...

OR -

And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat I said imagine that, huh, me working for you

Sign Sign everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

And the sign said anybody caught trespassing would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house, Hey! what gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out - or to keep mother nature in?
If God was here, he'd tell you to your face, man you're some kinda sinner [! - Ed.]


Here's what humorist Dave Barry had to say about all that in a December 1994 Reason magazine interview:

www.reason.com/news/show/32270.html

Reason: You write a lot about rock 'n' roll. From a philosophical standpoint, what's the worst rock 'n' roll song of all time?

Barry:: My nomination right off the top my head is a song that was a hit in the '70s--"Signs, signs, everywhere signs. blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind, do this, don't do that, can't you read the signs?" Basically a diatribe against property rights.

Reason: That was by The Five Man Electrical Band.

Barry:: It' s a real smug self-righteous punk kid saying nobody has the right to tell him what to do and how dare you put a sign up saying that I can't go on your property? Hey, kid! Stick this sign up your ass...

From the case for the American Beauty DVD:

"American Beauty has been deemed a 'flat-out masterpiece' (Rod Dreher, New York Post)"

Okay, I'll admit it, "Casablanca" (ducks) I love classic movies and my sister and I are both suckers for anything romantic, but when we finely sat down to watch it we weren't even left cold...just tepid. I really just don't see all those sparks that are supposedly between Bogart and Bacall - I still don't get why his character would be any competition for her husband. I know there was more to the movie than the romance, but still...
On the other hand, I absolutely LOVE "The Quiet Man". I guess there's no accounting for taste=)

"The French Connection. What happened at the end, anyway?"

****SPOILERS****
Popeye Doyle accidentally (maybe) shot the federal agent who kept ragging on him, somewhat validating said agent's criticism of Popeye. Frog One escaped.

Have to say I still like all of the layers of Citizen Kane.
The move away from Idealism. The shadow bio of William Randolph Hearst. The staging of shots. All Good.

Reverse Topic.
Other NOT overrated miniseries/ movies: Band of Brothers, The Notebook, Princess Bride, Rudy,It's a Wonderful Life, and of course Faith Rewarded: The Historic Season of the 2004 Boston Red Sox!

"Casablanca...all those sparks that are supposedly between Bogart and Bacall..." - Beth

Bogart and Ingrid Bergman.

"American Beauty" is just awful. "Crash", "Ordinary People", "Shakespeare in Love", "Titanic" are all awful. But my hatred festers for "Dances with Wolves", which has aged really badly. It beat out "Goodfellas" for Best Picture, which is a joke.

I think Edward Norton is a great actor, but "Fight Club" and "American History X" are for different reasons awful. "FC" is the gayest movie ever(there's only one woman in the whole thing, and the protagonist's alter ego is having sex with her).Do like Meatlaof's death scene, though. And "X"'s PC dinner scene made me want to kick in the TV screen. If you want to know why America hates Hollywood, watch this scene. basically Daddy's a filthy racist for even considering affirmative action might be wrong. Bad whitey!

"Blazing Saddles" is simply a guy movie, and it could not be made today. It still makes me laugh out loud.

"Saving Prviate Ryan" is a good movie. But as above, the imposition fo Sam Malone from behind the bar is jarring. Worse, they had radios in 1944; the whole premise is faulty. Once they started dropping troops all over Normandy, there was no need for radio silence. The Germans knew they were there; call'em up and send Ryan back.

The lack of love for "Raging Bull" and "Apocalypse Now" is suprising. Simply they are great movies. "Apcalypse Now Redux" though shows Coppola needed an editor, and it's a good thing the theatrical release wasn't loaded with the extra hour which added nothing.

2001, A Space Odyssey, aka Gigantic Plastic Space Fetus.
Dead Poets Society.

Uh, Seven Samurai and Casablanca really are that awesome. Admitting you don't like them is like telling us about how you don't wipe after crapping. Not Suitable for Polite Conversation.

Someone referred to Pink Floyd above, which only brings up Pink Floyd: The Wall. Let me say that I am a HUGE Pink Floyd fan. Have every album, as well as all the Syd and Roger Waters solo stuff. The Wall album is great, but the movie is AWFUL. Horrible. Can't stand it. A lot of people love it, though. It's like, um, a criticism of society, man. Or something. Ugh! It might be great for stoned teenagers, but things that require intoxication to appreciate are NEVER worth the time (see Grateful Dead and Phish).

When I saw The Wall for the first time, my first thought was, "Did Roger Waters write the album knowing that there would be a film?"

1) The Quiet Man: The plot is incomprehensible to me.

American ex-boxer (John Wayne) goes back to Ireland, falls in love with woman (Maureen O'Hara), woman's brother doesn't like John Wayne, spends most of the movie conniving Maureen O'Hara and John Wayne (who marry) out of her rightful inheritance, John Wayne and the brother get into one of the better fight scenes in movie history (IMHO), John Wayne and brother end up becoming best friends.


There aren't a lot of movies that I don't get; plenty that I think are dumb. Like, Titantic, fr'instance. 2001 was long, yes (Kubrick tends to do that), but it's still a good movie. Same for Lawrence of Arabia.

Osvaldo, I completely forgot about The Dead Poets Society. I second that as a film which doesn't deserve its reputation. It was an okay movie, but very pretentious. Then there was the suicide at the end. Yeah, right, that's the only way for the kid to escape his theatre-hating father.

And if I were one of Robin Williams' colleagues at that prep school, I would have told him to lighten up a little.

Clark: Definitely a tip of the cap :-)

Rod: I had no idea ...

Try as I might, I have never made it to the end of any of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I fall fast asleep every single time. (And we own the DVD set, so its not like I haven't tried to get through them.)

I admit, however, that I have never liked Tolkien's work though. At my junior high school, the Hobbit nerds were the only kids weaker and nerdier than myself.

I once read a brilliant essay about LOTR from a Catholic professor, that was damn near as long as one of the books. THAT was way more interesting than the subject he wrote about.

Gone with the Wind. Synopsis: dull, dull, dull, dull, yay! it's finally over! wait! oh, no....there's another videotape. (ugh) dull, dull, dull....

Regarding The Quite Man: yes, but it's better than McLintock! (Although watching John Wayne spank Maureen O'Hara with a dust pan is oddly amusing.) Another movie that could not be made today...

Oops! Of course, that's The Quiet Man.

Oh yes, I forgot that dreadful Ring Trilogy. It absolutely ruined the books by changing the ending of the story.

Yes, Kirk, I think we can all agree on at least one thing: there was and ever will we only ONE "Quite" man:

http://scurvyann.blogspot.com/2007/09/world-of-commander-mcbragg.html

I couldn't get into Yasujiro Ozu's Tokyo Story. I usually can find a way to get into (and find an appreciation for) most of the "groundbreaking" films: 2001, Citizen Kane, Gone With the Wind - even if I don't particulary enjoy them. I read so many great things about it, but it took me three viewings to finally get through the darn thing.

I also couldn't get into The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, This is Spinal Tap - I guess I prefer comedy with tighter scripts, I dunno.

Whoops, make that "ever will BE": proofread much, SL?

Que sera, sera...

Overrated: Apocalypse Now, American Beauty, Taxi Driver, English Patient, 2001, The Deer Hunter

Defend to the Death against negativity above: Raging Bull, Bladerunner, My Dinner with Andre

Fun thread. I don't have time to go into the agreements/disagreements. However, one comment caught my eye and made me LOL. In West Side Story, the comment that gang member don't do ballet. U, they do...IN A MUSICAL. That would be like watching Oklahoma and saying, "people in Oklahoma don't act that way". I'm not defending the movie itself or how it has aged, it just seemed like a weird and funny criticism.

One I have heard mentioned that I think is godawful damn boring is Deliverance. If it wasn't for the hillbilly sodomy thing no one would ever watch that piece of crap.

Well, who in their right mind would turn down a chance to watch hillbilly sodomy performed on Ned Beatty? I ask you.

I just hated "No Country For Old Men." Really found it painful to sit through. Cringed every time Javier Bardem showed up on screen. Perhaps that was intentional on the very skilled directors' part. But I was glad it was over and I could get out of the theater.

Truly Terrible Movies...
AI
Battlefield Earth
American Beauty
Star Trek (the first one; and most of the others)
The Big Chill, and it's cousin...
Grand Canyon
E.T.
Deer Hunter
Casino
Good Will Hunting
Kill Bill Part Whatever

Really Good Movies Often Overlooked...
Mrs. Miniver
Sunset Blvd.
Double Indemnity
On the Waterfront
The Sand Pebbles
Boondock Saints
Beckett
Rio Grande

Last month I caught part of the original Rocky on TV. I think it's easy to forget what a fine film the original was in light of all the crappy Rocky sequels. The original was really good imo.

Oh, but a great movie I don't get? Casino. WHAT do people see in that? It goes from really bad to "floater" status as soon as that Joe Pesci starts with the voiceover. Oh yeah, and Goodfellas too; what crapola.

Another really great movie overlooked...

The Red Violin with Samual L. Jackson.

Rod, may I make a suggestion? You've obviously touched a nerve here, with many loyal readers venting their frustration at so-called "great movies." But your original question, "What movies do you just not get?", has been overlooked.

Maybe if the time comes when you aren't able to post because of other, lesser responsibilities, you could have open threads on several topics:

1) What movies do you not get, i.e. after you watch it you don't really know what the point was, and you can't understand why people think it some kind of masterpiece?

2) What classic, universally-praised-as-great movies do you think are overrated, i.e. you "get" the movie, but you just don't think it's that great?

3) What movies do you hate that everyone else seems to like?

4) What movies do you think are truly great that do not get the respect that they deserve?

5) What movies have aged for the better, or for the worse; i.e. you loved it when you first saw it, but now the magic is gone and you see how mediocre it really is?

6) All of the above, for novels.

7) All of the above, for TV shows.

Crunchy Con Blog is becoming the go-to place for great conversations about cultural taste. Congrats.

'I just hated "No Country For Old Men." Really found it painful to sit through. Cringed every time Javier Bardem showed up on screen. Perhaps that was intentional on the very skilled directors' part. But I was glad it was over and I could get out of the theater.'

My recommendation: see it again. The first time it's all about the tension, suspense, and the violence, which is quite harrowing. Second time around, without that tension, you pay more attention to the characters and the dialogue, and it becomes more obvious what a fine film it really is.

Boy, Schadenfreude, can't we even agree on movies? I LOVE Goodfellas and Casino, two of Scorcese's best. I also disagree on E.T. and Kill Bill-- both brilliant.
But Boondock Saints? You trash Tarantino but praise that derivative piece of What-I-Scoop-Out-Of-The-Catbox-Every-Day? Come on dude.
I'm with you on Battlefield Earth, however. Of course, so is everyone but John Travolta.

Oh come on. Rod's original question had to do with movies in the "canon," great movies that people didn't get. There is no one alive who believes Battlefield Earth belongs in the canon, except maybe Tom Cruise.

For an example of a recent movie which I thought was wildly overrated, can I give a dishonorable mention to Casino Royale? Call me old-fashioned, but I preferred Bond movies when they were actually, you know, fun instead of depressing to watch.

Well, I like Rules of the Game. But I think part of the problem is that once a movie is canonized it gets taken far too seriously. Rules of the Game is inherently frothy and therefore hard to appreciate if you come at it as a serious movie you have an obligation to watch. Try it one more time, Rod, with more or better champagne.

PS--also make sure you have the Criterion DVD. The videotape version of Rules most people saw in college and that most public libraries owned until a couple of years ago is so murky it adds a whole nother level of difficulty.

For Beth, who didn't like Casablanca: Maybe you should give To Have and Have Not a Try. Basically the same plot as Casablanca, but substituting the Caribbean for Morocco and Bacall for Bergman. Bogart is cool, Bacall is smoking hot, the Nazis are nefarious -- it's just a great deal of fun. In the "fighting Nazis in boats" movie genre, it's at the top, certainly beats out The African Queen.

To add to what Zach said about "The Quiet Man," it's the story of a burned-out boxer who has become afraid of fighting, who is healed when he returns to the "old country" -- healed by traditional values and by the innate wisdom of Maureen O'Hara's character, and Victor McLaglen's character. I particularly liked the way that McLaglen's character heals with his fists!

It's a wonderful story that I can see again and again. The theme to me is that it is important to fight for what you believe in and to fight for yourself. Just like O'Hara's character stubbornly insists on getting her whole dowry...

For the defenders of The Quiet Man: Thanks for the plot summaries. It makes me think I should give the movie another chance. And, yes, the fistfight scene is entertaining. Maybe my problem is with all the wife-beating. Dragging Maureen O'Hara by her hair through the scenic Irish countryside, the crowd urging John Wayne on, the old woman coming out of the crowd asking, "Would you be needing a stick to beat her with?" I'm not sure I can get past all that.

But that's the way things are, Just Some Guy. Sometimes you need to beat your wife with a stick to make your point. Pulling her by the hair doesn't always work.

Knowing Rod's previous vocation, thus not meaning to tread on his professional territory -- but having a brother who was a film major whilst living with me -- there is a point here that needs to be made.

Cinema is storytelling. If you thought the story was well told, then you would usually consider it a good movie.

Personal case in point (which I didn't mention before because it will never be considered a classic): Minority Report. I was truly fascinated by the story premise, but overall the movie left me scratching my head at the end because it just didn't seem to get its own point. In short, from my POV it was not told well.

The subjective part is key, for me. The Wizard of Oz will never get old for me, for all it has long musical pieces, bad puns, dated references and obvious shortcomings compared to modern cinema technology. It's a good story, well told. Same for Singin' in the Rain. 'Nuff said.

I don't get Philadelphia Story. I've seen it listed as one of the top 10 movies of all time. What do people see in it? Even if you can put aside the ethical vacuum in which the characters operate, it isn't a compelling love story.

Just Some Guy, you might find Garry Wills' book, "John Wayne's America" interesting. He suggests that Maureen O'Hara's character in "The Quiet Man" is actually a very strong character. I think taking the film too literally is a problem. To take it literally (IMO) is to miss the beauty of the film. As a Hillary-supporting feminist, I have no problem with it.

Aileen, Jimmy Stewart does the best drunk scenes that have ever been put on film in "The Philadelphia Story." So completely real and so completely hilarious.

I just saw The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Incredibly slow. The final three-way "duel" was supposed to build tension, but it was just 10 minutes of face shot, face shot, shot of gun, face, gun, eyes, face,.... Great soundtrach though.

Caddyshack is NOT FUNNY!

'I just saw The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Incredibly slow. The final three-way "duel" was supposed to build tension, but it was just 10 minutes of face shot, face shot, shot of gun, face, gun, eyes, face,....'

Chris, you have to get what Leone was trying to do there -- it wasn't simply building tension, but also an attempt at conveying what would be going on in a man's mind in a situation like that, but doing it solely by facial expressions and music. The thing becomes, at that moment, almost operatic, especially with the scene immediately before it where Tuco is running through the cemetery looking for the grave where the gold is hidden.

As for complaints about Leone's 'slowness,' Graham Greene once complained about reviews that dismissed another Leone film, his masterpiece 'Once Upon a Time in the West,' as being too slow. Greene wondered why a film couldn't be slow, and still be good, like a ballet. He considered OUATITW to be one of the best films of the 1960s.

Once Upon a Time in the West: Bronson, Fonda revenge, proves pain in the neck after seeing land baron the (s)train of being railroaded. Leone, Dude, all Tinseltown, riding on sounds tony, found a feather at ASCAP and called him Morricone. La Cardinale makes it a spaghetti chestern.

Once Upon a Time in America: Sergio Leone meets Irving Howe as vice Jewish boys and goys mob up their spills with quicker fixer-uppers and visit their sins on their sons.

Actually, I don't get, and have never really got, the validity of criticizing a film as "slow." It's as if the critic is saying that something can't be both deliberately-paced AND interesting at the same time, which is ridiculous. It seems like such a purely subjective determination if declared without any qualifiers.

I don't know if knowing Clarke helps that much with 2001. My dead had a whole collection of SF paperbacks, including Clarke, when the movie came out. He didn't get it or like it.

I saw it as a kid and was confused by it. After reading "Childhood's End", "City and the Stars", "Fountains of Paradise", and some of his stories I did get a bit of a feel for it. However I still didn't really get it or like it. Clarke is an old-school science fiction writer so even when he gets mystical there's some element of explanation or at least some attempt at understanding. 2001 to Clarke is maybe like if you did an adaptation of a Flannery O'Connor story, but replaced all the dialogue with trombone sounds. (So in the parts where characters should talk you hear "wonk wonk waah waah" instead, like how the adults sounded in Peanuts cartoons.) That might be technically interesting on some level, might even give you a slight O'Connor feel, but it wouldn't exactly be involving.

Also I liked Citizen Kane very much. It might be overrated, but it's a pretty good story with interesting characters. I also liked what I saw of "The Sorrow and the Pity", which is odd as I usually don't like French films. I'm not sure what a person needs to "get" about it. It's a bunch of French people telling their stories of WWII. If there was some overarching metaphor or complicated point that you were supposed to get, well I kind of doubt I did. I liked it anyway.

Today I watched "The Sweet Hereafter" because I'd heard so much about it. I think I would've been better off taking a nap. There wasn't exactly anything wrong with it though. Sarah Polley (Socialist activist who played a spirited rich girl on "Road to Avonlea) was pretty good I suppose. It just didn't seem to be saying anything I found too compelling and said it rather slow at that.

It seems like there were movies I didn't really get, but kind of enjoyed for some reason. I'm blanking on a good example though. Maybe Wenders "Until the End of the World", but I'm not sure if I really liked it.

Way, way, WAAAY over-rated:

E.T.

Anything by David Mamet, 'specially that 'set-of-knives-as-a-sales-incentive' piece o' crap.

"Citizen Kane" doesn't seem all that remarkable today because most of its innovations became widely-imitated cinematic conventions and subsequently, visual cliches to later audiences. Deconstructing cinematic conventions, meanwhile, is the source of much of the mirth in great film comedies. At the time of its original release "Blazing Saddles" probably was the funniest movie ever made for this very reason. Mel Brooks' use of vulgarity in "Blazing Saddles" has subsequently lost much of its edge because straightforward vulgarity became a comedic convention. One can't imagine an adult audience nowadays being reduced to hysterics when a prim schoomarm simply refers to the governor as an "a--hole." (I remember, back in the early 1970s, it had just that effect). One suspects that the hilariously profane wordplay of "Superbad" (which brilliantly subverts stock cinematic conventions of vulgarity itself) will be entirely lost on some future audience. They'll either be offended, or they won't see what the fuss was about.

The "great movie" I don't get: Monster's Ball. Maybe it was just too unrelentingly grim for my sensibilities. Or maybe it just didn't strike me. But I don't get why it was an Oscar-winner or even a nominee, because I didn't feel like it had much of a point.

I agree about Monster's Ball. I sincerely wish I could have the minutes of my life back that I wasted on that movie. The main characters were selfish and mistreated the people that they should have been protecting most. I could not possibly make myself care about them, what happened to them, or them finding happiness or peace together.

By the way, worst book: Ethan Frome. Who on earth tries to commit suicide via sled?

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