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Life is too short to eat margarine

Wednesday February 20, 2008

Categories: Food

Life is too short to eat margarine. Really and truly. One of my indulgences is to drop $3 for a brick of Somerdale English butter at Central Market. It's too expensive to use for cooking, but spread it on bread and it will knock your socks off. It's like tasting real farm eggs, or chicken that comes from an actual farm. For people raised on mass-produced food -- which is to say, almost all of us -- it's like tasting the Platonic essence of the thing for the first time. If you're me, there's very little that can give so much pleasure for $3 than a block of English butter, which makes most commercially available American butters taste pale and watery.

A couple of you today have sent me a link to today's New York Times story about how small dairies and creameries, unable to compete with factory dairies, are starting to make artisanal cheeses, butter, creme fraiche and other dairy products. And consumers are starting to wake up to how insanely delicious this stuff can be.

At the Dallas Farmers Market, at the Texas Supernatural Meats booth, you can buy Full Quiver cheese spreads, which are so good you just have to stand in the darkened kitchen some nights eating it straight out of the little plastic tub, right there in front of God and everybody. Full Quiver, as it turns out, makes all kinds of artisanal farmstead cheeses. And they have a neat story to tell:

Two years ago, Michael and Debbie Sams faced the prospect of giving up their 63-acre dairy farm near Kemp, in Kaufman County.

"Milk prices were very low," Mrs. Sams says. "That's when we would milk the cows, and the big milk truck would back up and pick up all of our milk. Some went to Blue Bell. Some went to fluid milk. We milked over 100 cows, then up to 150 at one point. There were times when we were milking three times a day."

But all that milk didn't add up to a sustaining income. So they began looking for alternatives. The light bulb went off when they read Joel Salatin's You Can Farm (Chelsea Green Publishing Co., 1998).

Mr. Salatin's answer: Get smaller, not bigger.

"He was trying to say rather than being a big, commercial, huge operation, let's go back and be a small family farm and sell what we produce," Mrs. Sams says.

In that, the Samses had a natural segue.

"I had been making cheese in the house for our family for years," she says, "and my husband said, 'Should we try it?' and we did."

Today, the Samses make highly sought-after artisanal Full Quiver Farms farmstead cheeses.

Isn't that terrific? God bless Joel Salatin. The Samses, you may have guessed, do what they do in service to the Almighty:

"Farming is not an end in itself," she adds. "It is a way that we can work out our faith.

"We are not certified organic," Mrs. Sams says, "but we try to follow those practices. We definitely do not use hormones. Our cows are basically on grass. We just give them a very small amount of grain. We plant winter grass, so they're out grazing all year long."

And Full Quiver? The name, which they adopted years ago, comes from the Bible, she explains.

"It talks about in Proverbs how 'happy is the man who has his quiver full,' " she says. "The text is talking about children."

The Samses, who are Mennonites, have nine, ages 9 to 34. "We didn't have nine kids at the time. We were still in our childbearing years, and we wanted to have our quiver full."

If you have the opportunity to try cheese, milk, yogurt, butter or any other dairy product from a small local creamery in your area, by all means do (or, if unavailable, at least look for rich European butters if you have them in your area). It's really worth it as a special treat, and you'll be helping out small farmers.

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Comments
Just Some Guy
February 21, 2008 8:17 PM

Mr. Barrett: Uncle! Uncle! Call off your math! You win!

No, seriously, that's brilliant. If I follow you, you're saying that even at three bucks, artisinal butter is still a better deal compared to regular old run of the mill butter back in the Depression -- which trumps the point I was going to make about the rhythm of feasting and fasting, of affirmation and renunciation, which now sounds like it would have been a bunch of hot air, anyway. Nicely done!

stefanie
February 21, 2008 8:30 PM

What's *really* good is fresh-churned butter, made from cream skimmed from the milk...

Richard Barrett
February 21, 2008 8:31 PM

JSG: It wound up being a lot more work comparing apples to apples than I initially anticipated, and I'm still massaging my very tender temples, so I will have to take you at your word that that was my point -- but it sounds about right, yeah. :)

Richard

(Other) Christine
February 22, 2008 10:58 AM

I'd be very interested at the life spans of the cows raised by smaller dairy farms. If I've read correctly the megadairy outfits send their "spent" (love that term) cows to slaughter at about 4-5 years of age.

Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.

I'm definitely a loner on this, but I've been around farms and the sound of a dairy cow wailing when her calf is taken from her is simply too much for me. The recent fiascao at the Hallmark slaughter plant continues to sour me on buying dairy products. What a marvelous reward for those poor cows who spent their lives in continual pregnancy in order to produce dairy products for human beings.

But then, I've found a vegetarian lifestyle works very well for me. I recognize that will not apply to many here and am grateful that many of you buy your milk, butter, etc. from small farms where, hopefully the cows are treated far better (although my husband and I drove past a small dairy farm out in a rural area a few years ago and I was dismayed to see the cows with severely docked tails -- all for human convenience, of course. Now how are those cows going to swat at flies when they're out in the field?).

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Kristi
March 2, 2008 6:47 PM

I just wanted to respond to a couple of the comments that have been made.

The first is that the average number of lactations for a dairy cow raised in modern day confinement dairies is 2.5 lactations. That is to say that the cow would bear 3 calves and would be culled from milking during the time following the birth of the 3rd calf and before the birth of the 4th calf on average. Back in our grandparents day, dairy cows on peoples' small farms were given names and were around for 20 years. Think about that....

The second is that when someone is telling us their grandmother would be rolling over in their grave over $3.00 butter, has anyone stopped to consider that if we actually ate real food (like butter instead of margarine and shortening) that perhaps we wouldn't have astronomical medical costs and huge amounts of chronic illnesses.

We switched to organic and natural foods and cut out most processed foods about 8 years ago. I can count on both hands the number of times that our family of five has been to the doctor and I believe we have only needed one prescription filled in that time. Most of those doctor appointments were for me (annual female appointments) and twice I have had to take children in for stitches.

When you eat real food, you have extremely low healthcare costs. A cheap food policy has taken us down the path of cheap food and high healthcare costs. If you read information from Sally Fallon, you will see that traditional foods are very helpful. We need to get everyone off of the McFoods that they are eating and back to real honest-to-goodness foods.

Getting off my soapbox now. BTW, you haven't really had good popcorn until you've eaten with a stick of organic grass-fed butter and salt drizzled over it!!! Lord have mercy!!! It's that good!

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Rod Dreher is an editorial columnist for the Dallas Morning News, and author of "Crunchy Cons" (Crown Forum), a nonfiction book about conservatives, most of them religious, whose faith and political convictions sometimes put them at odds with mainstream conservatives. The views expressed in this blog are his own.

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