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Six words. Your life. Get busy!

Monday February 25, 2008

Categories: Varia
The New Yorker has a short piece about "Not Quite What I Was Planning," which is a new collection of six-word memoirs. The idea is that you sum up your life in six words. Excerpt: The book’s originator: SMITH online...
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Scott V
February 25, 2008 11:30 PM

Was this inspired by Hemingway's six-word short story "For sale: baby shoes, never used."?

Richard Barrett
February 25, 2008 11:30 PM

Lucky to have my beloved wife.

mm
February 25, 2008 11:42 PM

"Look out, Paw, it's...it's...AHHHHHHHHHHgh!"

godisaheretic
February 25, 2008 11:57 PM

that all myths are created equal

Scott Lahti
February 26, 2008 12:01 AM

(S)ocratic (L)aughter, (A)narchic (H)umanism, (T)easing (I)ntellect

Project also reported at The Daily Telegraph and The New York Times -

telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/02/06/boleith106.xml

cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/02/07/summing-it-up-in-six-words

melanie
February 26, 2008 12:04 AM

Blessed beyond understanding. Thank's Lord.

Reader John
February 26, 2008 6:06 AM

Thought I was right. Then bam!

Cindy
February 26, 2008 6:24 AM

Had some kids, God help us.

Erik
February 26, 2008 7:15 AM

Rod,
OK, you made me laugh out loud with that one. And I can see the delivery just fine!

I've seen this reported on a couple of other blogs, and my summary there was "I have a book on that"... with "So, that was fun. Now what?" as an alternate. (I think I'd want that on my headstone, if I was going to have a headstone.)

Roberto Rivera
February 26, 2008 7:28 AM

Despite me, it turned out okay.

weemaryanne
February 26, 2008 7:31 AM

Raised Catholic. Grew up. Now atheist.

Drew
February 26, 2008 7:43 AM

Where are you, God? Oh, there.

harvey lacey
February 26, 2008 7:51 AM

He makes just one like that.

I once had a client call me up because he'd found a gate that he loved. I refused to duplicate it because I'd made that one for that customer but I promised him I'd come up with a design for him. I did. It's the rock gate.

I also refuse to make stuff that copies what other people are doing. My position is that if you want one of those go to the guy that makes those.

Invariably when clients approach me they're prepared for two things. I won't copy and I'm going to do it on my schedule, come Hell or high water.

Insane Kitten
February 26, 2008 7:52 AM

Nearly gave up. Glad I didn't.

Baton Rouge Reader
February 26, 2008 7:54 AM

Κύριε Ἰησοῦ, ἐλέησόν με τὸν ἁμαρτωλό

("Lord Jesus, have mercy on me, the sinner" - it's six words in Greek)

SusanF
February 26, 2008 9:09 AM

After this one, guardian angel retiring.

Anonymous
February 26, 2008 9:23 AM

Overeducated underachiever. Contented housewife. Sorry, Mom.

Larry Parker
February 26, 2008 9:33 AM

Illness leaves me seeking new mission.

jaybird
February 26, 2008 9:37 AM

Played bass guitar. No one cared.

faith
February 26, 2008 9:46 AM

My boy: it's not about me.

Dale Price
February 26, 2008 10:29 AM

A bit off, but good company.

Like a modern Jerome, only hairier.

Never quite got past age twelve.

Kinda Jewish for a Yankee Gentile.

A Wolverines fan, he understood suffering.

Learned to leave the seat down.

Dale Price
February 26, 2008 10:32 AM

And because of the above comment with multiple offerings:

Not big on following a format.

David J. White
February 26, 2008 10:39 AM

Didn't finish Ph.D.; life goes on.

Andrea
February 26, 2008 10:43 AM

Med school too pricey; writes instead.

reddopto
February 26, 2008 10:50 AM

Christian; Optometrist; Dad; success and failure.

Catherine
February 26, 2008 11:00 AM

Aching beauty splashed across dark canvas.

sigaliris
February 26, 2008 11:06 AM

Beam me up!! Helloooo? Anybody there?

gjoe
February 26, 2008 11:53 AM

Well, so much for "Plan D."

Erin Manning
February 26, 2008 12:02 PM

Cue the Dramatic Prairie Dog again!!!

Lord Karth
February 26, 2008 12:07 PM

Trying to do right. Sometimes succeeding.

Lord Karth
February 26, 2008 12:08 PM

Working hard. Five kids. Head hurts.

Paul Pfaff
February 26, 2008 12:12 PM

God is good; all else follows

sigaliris
February 26, 2008 12:43 PM

Love wondrous, divine. Words human, inadequate.

hugh comer
February 26, 2008 12:59 PM

Right in hell, repentant in heaven.

Ray
February 26, 2008 1:28 PM

2008: No longer a profane blogger.

Daniel Schinzing
February 26, 2008 2:20 PM

He came, he saw, he served.

freddy
February 26, 2008 4:14 PM

Six words, you said? Oh, bother.

Ex-Hippie
February 26, 2008 4:42 PM

Cut hair, took shower, got job.

billh
February 26, 2008 4:52 PM

I like yours Daniel!

mine:
God's Grace What a splendid Mystery

Therese Z
February 26, 2008 5:06 PM

It seemed funny at the time.

Mrs. Pringle
February 26, 2008 5:12 PM

I wish I weren't so fat.

Mrs. Pringle

Anonymous
February 26, 2008 5:55 PM

Christ is Risen. Wife, kids agree.

Ministry of Silly Walks
February 26, 2008 6:00 PM

Sin rampant, job secure, preach passionately.

Matt
February 26, 2008 7:13 PM

Dissatisfied, thought too much, kept going.

scarshapedstar
February 26, 2008 10:39 PM

My mind forever warped by LSMSA.

Nicole
February 26, 2008 11:41 PM

Ok, I am stealing this from the teaser of that new show on NBC, "Quaterlife", but it made me laugh so hard, I fell over.

I amuse myself, therefore I am.

Franklin Evans
February 27, 2008 12:57 PM

Durnit, I need seven, not fair.

;-D

Mom was right: cry, laugh aloud.

[Really, it works better as: Cry openly, laugh aloud; mom was right.]

Anonymous
February 27, 2008 1:25 PM

Why couldn't it have been Robert?

Jim
February 27, 2008 3:59 PM

Hurt, fell, found, recovered, living, loving.

Alicia
February 27, 2008 6:33 PM

I've really had a wonderful life.

(with apologies to Frank Capra)

hippimama
February 27, 2008 7:07 PM

Dorothea Brooke syndome: got over it.

Anonymous
February 28, 2008 6:09 AM

Regret, regret, regret, regret, regret, regret.

Yosh
February 29, 2008 12:37 PM

What bus are you talking about?

Mia
June 23, 2008 12:13 PM

Born only, now 1 of 5!

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