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The perfect Valentine's Day dinner

Thursday February 14, 2008

Categories: Culture
OK, time for some escapist fun. Let's say your fairy godmother came to you and your best beloved this morning, and said she would transport you and yours anywhere in the world for dinner tonight, instantly, and the kids (if...
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Richard Barrett
February 14, 2008 11:31 AM

Salish Lodge, Snoqualmie, Washington, table overlooking Snoqualmie Falls and, as you say, a fire going. Extra dry Bombay Sapphire martinis and crabcakes to start, and I'd have the waiter pick the bottle of wine. No idea what we'd eat since their menu used to rotate so much. Makers Mark manhattans for after dinner, then coffee and cheesecake. Stroll around the falls afterward.

That was where our first date (which wasn't really a date) was, and that's about what we ordered, too -- her first manhattan, as I recall.

Failing that, someplace in Victoria B.C., since that's where we honeymooned and spent our first anniversary (coming up on number seven in ten days).

Richard

Marion
February 14, 2008 11:31 AM

My Italian hubby and myself (French Canadian) would be flown off to the Amalfi coast in Italy.. pick a little restaurant on the side of a cliff overlooking the ocean and Voila!

Although...Paris sounds great too... Amsterdam? Strasbourgh?.... Can you tell that I have a dream... Eat My Way Through Europe.... one day...

ebs
February 14, 2008 11:52 AM

Hotlinking pictures is a sin. I like that. :)

Irenaeus
February 14, 2008 11:52 AM

The picture simply says "hotlinking pictures is a sin". Hm.

Rod Dreher
February 14, 2008 12:05 PM

It was that famous Brassai photo of lovers in a Paris cafe. Apparently I sinned in hotlinking to it. My bad.

Scott Lahti
February 14, 2008 12:09 PM

Here you go, at least until Rod's chats with the blogger so adapted are published as Conversations with Zeigermann (don't Goethe there...):

http://www.flickr.com/photos/94642887@N00/72917150/

Apparently, someone thinks it takes Brassai *boules* to run iconic snaps...

Jim
February 14, 2008 2:19 PM

I could get behind Paris as the place to go if the long walk included the Ile St. Louis. I am impressed at the specificity of your menu -- I would need far too much time to second-, triple- and quadruple-guess myself :-)

If teleporting from place to place were possible over the course of the evening, I might start with a Theakton's Best Bitter at the Two Brewers Inn in Chipperfield UK (little village outside London) and have an amble around the village green, then teleport to La Tenda Rossa in the outskirts of Florence Italy and enjoy the chef's menu along with a good Chianti or Barolo (or two), a refreshing walk along the Seine and ice cream on the Ile St. Louis, then off to the Sooke Harbor House on Vancouver Island to watch the sun go down over the Juan de Fuca strait and have a nightcap.

Erin Manning
February 14, 2008 2:35 PM

Somewhere in Japan. Not Tokyo; probably some small city in the Aomori Prefecture. The menu would *not* include whale, but what it would include I don't really know.

My husband spent several years there long before we met, and he's always wanted to show me around the area. I think food would be an afterthought; he'd definitely want to spend a few of our precious fairy-godmother provided moments in a music store, and there are some locales he's talked about or has pictures of that I'd like to see for myself, even though with the passage of time I'm sure some of them are rather different from what he remembers.

It may not be everyone's idea of romance, but I hate plane trips and we'll probably never be able to afford airfare and hotel accommodations to Japan anyway, so I wouldn't squander magic instantaneous transportation on anything else. Getting to take a first-hand glimpse at the source of some of his fondest memories would be romantic enough for me, even if we never got around to a proper romantic dinner at all.

Chris S.
February 14, 2008 3:19 PM

But if you were in Paris, wouldn't you rather drink marc instead of grappa?

Richard
February 14, 2008 4:00 PM

Santiago de Compostela, Spain. With a room in the Parador Los Reyes Catolicos that looks out on the Plaza del Obradoiro and across at the cathedral. In the late afternoon, particularly after one of Galicia's frequent rains, when the granite cobblestones and the Churrigueresque facade of the cathedral glisten in the sunlight, there is no more stunning place in Christendom. I'm convinced that the Second Coming will take place there, and after the main event, everyone will fan out to the tavernas and tapas bars in the old city to drink vinho verde, eat succulent vieras and picorocos, some to smoke Cuban cigars in the twilight, listen and dance to Galician celtic bar bands, and end with an espresso and a slice of Torta de Santiago (essentially butter, ground almond flour, and an egg or so) and a walk home. For my wife and me, a return visit to the most romantic city we know would involve several of these things, under the towers of the Cathedral where all the statues smile.

Richard

Scott Lahti
February 14, 2008 4:08 PM

"...watch the sun go down over the Juan de Fuca strait and have a nightcap..." - Jim

You know Juan de Fuca?

Looks like snails do: and what better way to honor February 14 than, per Wired Science, to "Celebrate Valentine's Day With Some Gastropod Love":

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/02/celebrate-valen.html

Not to forget the semaphore version of Froggie Went a-Courtin': Time to don your khaki and pith helmet, as David Attenborough's intrepid globe-girdling team does a Martin Scorsese on a just-extinct frog species - the Panamian Gold - as a male first high-fives his homies, executes a WWF Smackdown on a rival - before a bit of NC-17 shagging at the end, in which a lurker is stirred to make it a three-way. And that's no amphibbin' (right-click opened viewer for fullscreen):

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/2/hi/science/nature/7219803.stm

Jim
February 14, 2008 4:30 PM

LOL - very funny Scott! Took me a moment to get it as unlike you, I have a very pure, unsullied mind (some sarcasm intended) ... but don't anyone think I was being clever or punny re: the Strait of Juan de Fuca -- I really just love that part of the world.

Scott Lahti
February 14, 2008 4:47 PM

No, I knew you were playing it as Strait as my unitrack mind is narrow.

Your tolerant indulgence is as golden as would my silence be had I the slightest instinct toward it when stirred to the word. "It's the way I tell 'em." - Benny Hill

The clip above of the tender, amorous snails went out to friends' Inboxes just now under "Waiting for Escargot"...

Rod Dreher
February 14, 2008 4:47 PM

ice cream on the Ile St. Louis

Ah, Berthillon! I tried Earl Grey tea flavored ice cream there some years back. Extraordinary stuff.

Insane Kitten
February 14, 2008 6:14 PM

Sushi with my sweetie. Doesn't matter where.

Scott Lahti
February 14, 2008 7:06 PM

Canned mackerel from Family Dollar on whole wheat from the Sara Lee thrift store, sprinkled with hot sauce, paprika, and parsley from the former's two-for-$1 rack, and deli Muenster on whole wheat, dressed alike. A cup of Hills Bros coffee with store-brand nondairy creamer, alongside a glass of bubbly (Coke Zero), and another of Peach Apricot Naturally Flavored Sparkling Beverage. (Just) Dessert: a handful of Nordic Sweets Salty Licorice Fish. Seated Indian-fashion surfing the web with my constant companion, my beloved laptop PC, on my by-the-month motel bed in the Yooper Peninsula of Michigan, as thick wet snow falls outside to light winds at temps of 20 F., listening to The New Pornographers, Arcade Fire, and Tegan and Sara streaming on XM satellite radio's all-Canadian indie-pop channel 52 ("The Verge"), with The Beverly Hillbillies on TVLand on the TV in the background (avoiding always all non-local TV news like death).

My ideal Valentine's Day thus enacts itself as I type, in ways identical to its 364/5 calendrical siblings across what Joseph Wood Krutch called "The Twelve Seasons". Time for another cup of Hills Bros, and another of Coke Zero...I couldn't ask for more.

mm
February 14, 2008 8:32 PM

Alas, Lahti, I ask for more. Kindly splain why, you are where you are.

sigaliris
February 14, 2008 9:37 PM

Mmm, canned mackerel, the poor man's sushi. I rather like it, though it's been awhile since I had to eat it.

I'm not so into fine restaurants, perhaps from lack of practice. There's a place called Wawona Point at the top of the Mariposa Grove in Yosemite. We hiked up there once, through the last snowfall of the year, just after they'd opened the park, and ate our sandwiches, sitting on the stone wall of the overlook and dangling our feet, accompanied by a large and scarily intelligent looking raven. I'd like to dine there on Valentine's Day! But I imagine the snow is rather deep. Barring that, maybe somewhere in Sleeping Bear, looking out over the blue blue water of the north end of Lake Michigan. That's probably covered with snow right now, too. If I could get there, I'd take some hot coffee and cold champagne, good whole grain bread and a little cheese and smoked fish, and whatever fruit is ripe and juicy--it's all out of season in February, so not very crunchy to have strawberries, but a transgression a day keeps boredom away.

What we actually had tonight was improvised. I had plans but then spent an hour on the phone with a friend who was having a little spiritual crisis. Odd as it may seem to some readers, people tend to call me at such times. Mr. Sig arrived home after two days away. Before that, he'd made some rather delicious baked beans with peppers in them, so I blenderized them with a can of tomato basil soup and garnished it with a dollop of Greek yogurt and a sprinkle of pico de gallo. It was pink and white, spicy but mellow. It was accompanied by what we call "toasty cheese," a staple food around here. Slice up cheese (manchego in this case), put it on bread (a dark rye) and put it under broiler till it's golden and crusty. (Deli Muenster is good too!)

For dessert we had ice cream with strawberries and chocolate syrup. Haagen-Dazs Caramelized Pear and Pecan is really good! I have declared that Valentine's Day lasts all weekend this year, so this is only the overture.

Scott Lahti
February 14, 2008 10:12 PM

mm:

My family roots for c. five generations, all near Marquette, date from the mid-1800s. Our family lakeshore cottages are unwinterized, so I rent when L(ake Superior) freezes over.

Jim
February 15, 2008 10:49 AM

"Spicy but mellow" --> somehow that makes me think of you, Sig! Hope you and the Mr. had a wonderful day (and weekend).

Jim Simmons
February 15, 2008 11:07 AM

Jim, please drop me a line at jimsim42 at yahoo dot com with an address at which I can contact you. I have an internet item to ask you about.

Thanks,

Jim

Mrs. Pringle
February 15, 2008 11:07 AM

It doesn't matter so much what we have for dinner. The romantic part is that only Mr. Pringle gets a fork.

Mrs. Pringle
(sigh)

Kevin Divine
February 15, 2008 11:31 AM

Pipe-dreaming, I would take the Nicollet Island Inn at sunset in the Twin Cities. I like sunsets over snow and the food is excellent.

Reality was Coy's Steakhouse in Hot Springs in our work clothes after the 2-year-old smucked his head at daycare, requiring a late-afternoon ER visit to get his forehead glued back together and denying us any chance to get home and get cleaned up. There's just something ironically romantic about sitting across from my wife at a candlelit table, her in her nurse's scrubs, I in my jeans and T-shirt [the preschool teacher's uniform] and both of us tired and starving beyond imagination. Its so nice to have a night out once in a while :)

sigaliris
February 15, 2008 5:48 PM

Thanks, Jim! Same to you and yours!

I did think of a restaurant to which I'd like my beloved and me to be flown by angels, if possible. But I had to look up the spelling. It's Aux Dodus D'Audhuy, in Duravel, in southern France. It's sort of halfway between Saint-Martin-le-Redon and Puy L'Eveque, if you need directions. It's an old farmhouse that was being renovated by a couple from Paris, and turned into a restaurant. It was a mild summer night, and they'd set up a long table on the hilltop, in the garden, with the doors to the house wide open so you could look into the gorgeous tile and copper kitchen as they cooked. I was with a large group of assorted artists and friends, and we all sat around the table sipping delicious local wine as a gorgeous pink and lavender sunset flared and faded over the hills, and the stars began to come out. This area of France is famous for duck, foie gras, walnut groves, lavender, and fruits like pears and raspberries. So you can imagine any kind of combination of these things in culinary delights. Oh, and various terrines of fresh vegetables, and delicate salads of endive and other tasty greens. And delicious cheeses. It was a fairy-tale dinner. I'd go back there in a heatbeat!

J R Dittbrenner
February 16, 2008 12:28 PM

Dear Ron:
I eat there often. I drive over to see my aunt and cousin and we all go out for a 'bite'. A true Frenchman would round off with a calvados and not grappa. However, at home, I have a grappa each night at 10 pm before I walk the dogs along the Main.
What is great is having a double espresso and a fat pastry on St. Germain after church in the spring sunshine. By that time I need breakfast. There is a Romanian Orthodox church one block of St. Germain.
Sincerely,
J R Dittbrenner

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