News from the Chucktatorship
Chuck Norris is so popular among the US troops serving in Iraq that his magnificence is even rubbing off on some Iraqis: Norris' appeal is not restricted to U.S. troops either. At an Iraqi police graduation ceremony in Falluja, graduates...
I guess we have to include Chuck in the list of people like Ted Nugent, Gene Simmons, and Donald Trump. People whose egos require their own zip codes.
Oh Joel, you shouldn't be so insolent.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Yes, and I've seen several less appropriate (though poetic and pithy) ones scrawled on Port a Johns in Kuwait.
Our Lieutenant got SO sick of those quotes last deployment he'd make us do push-ups or the dreaded rest-on-the-wall position for them. This, naturally, only led to more infractions. What's a little physical pain compared to joys of tormenting your LT?
Who Would Jesus Punch?
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
I don't know who Jesus would punch, huh, but a cursory examination of the Gospels reveals whom Jesus would whip.
Chuck Norris walks his chupacabra off leash.
Oh no, Rod, not you, too! My husband's a high school teacher and comes home every day laughing himself silly over these Chuck Norris jokes. My daughters and I just stare at him. I think it's a guy thing, but maybe I just have no sense of humor...
This what happens when you back a nut who is running for President.
Charles, if you mean Huckabee, you're absolutely right....
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