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Monday March 10, 2008

Categories: Culture
Chuck Norris is so popular among the US troops serving in Iraq that his magnificence is even rubbing off on some Iraqis: Norris' appeal is not restricted to U.S. troops either. At an Iraqi police graduation ceremony in Falluja, graduates...
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Joel
March 10, 2008 2:10 PM

I guess we have to include Chuck in the list of people like Ted Nugent, Gene Simmons, and Donald Trump. People whose egos require their own zip codes.

gjoe
March 10, 2008 2:46 PM

Oh Joel, you shouldn't be so insolent.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

AnotherBeliever
March 10, 2008 3:03 PM

Yes, and I've seen several less appropriate (though poetic and pithy) ones scrawled on Port a Johns in Kuwait.

Our Lieutenant got SO sick of those quotes last deployment he'd make us do push-ups or the dreaded rest-on-the-wall position for them. This, naturally, only led to more infractions. What's a little physical pain compared to joys of tormenting your LT?

Huh?
March 10, 2008 3:36 PM

Who Would Jesus Punch?

Matt
March 10, 2008 3:37 PM

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.

Scott Walker
March 10, 2008 3:43 PM

I don't know who Jesus would punch, huh, but a cursory examination of the Gospels reveals whom Jesus would whip.

ScurvyOaks
March 10, 2008 3:51 PM

Chuck Norris walks his chupacabra off leash.

Betty Carter
March 10, 2008 3:53 PM

Oh no, Rod, not you, too! My husband's a high school teacher and comes home every day laughing himself silly over these Chuck Norris jokes. My daughters and I just stare at him. I think it's a guy thing, but maybe I just have no sense of humor...

Charles Cosimano
March 10, 2008 7:48 PM

This what happens when you back a nut who is running for President.

Joseph D'Hippolito
March 11, 2008 2:10 AM

Charles, if you mean Huckabee, you're absolutely right....

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Rod Dreher is an editorial columnist for the Dallas Morning News, and author of "Crunchy Cons" (Crown Forum), a nonfiction book about conservatives, most of them religious, whose faith and political convictions sometimes put them at odds with mainstream conservatives. The views expressed in this blog are his own.

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