Uppity Yankee gets up in my redneck grill!
Newsweek's Michael Hirsh is sick and tired of the South and "Southernism": In the summer of 1863, Robert E. Lee led an ill-advised incursion into Pennsylvania. His army was defeated at Gettysburg, and thence afterward Lee beat a fighting retreat...
First off... a clarification - I grew up in Louisiana, and to us, Virginia was the North.
Not sure why he brings in the Scots-Irish immigrants bit... Doesn't seem very PC to be judging people based on their ethnicity...
Anyway, Massachusett's state church is a long way from the religious right. As far as I can tell, the religious right is just conservative Christians who vote... Or is the author suggesting that we should disenfranchise Southern Whites now?
Once you factor out economics, I wonder if the South and Midwest really contribute the most people to the volunteer Army. Are there a lot of people from Texas because they are more patriotic, or because they have lower skills and are poorer. IOW, do elite Southern schools (Vanberbilt, Emory, Baylor, Rice) churn out graduates who go into the military?
When Jefferson, in his letter of May 5, 1817, condemned the "den of the priesthood" and "protestant popedom" represented by Massachusetts' state-supported church, he was speaking for both of them--the North and South poles of the revolution.
Jefferson and Adams might have been the "North and South poles of the revolution", but in their religious opinions they ran the gamut from A to B (as Dorothy Parker said of Katharine Hepburn's emotional range).
Not sure how to do the html, but Larison has a post up about this at his blog. www.amconmag.com/larison
Virginia was the North.
Obviously history and geography are foreign concepts in Louisiana.
I am from Maine orignally, and in all my years of existence (31 now...) I had never been called a "Yankee" to my face; when I was last fall while living in Georgia, I was surprised to find that I was even mildly offended; I corrected my friend, however: "I, dear sir, am a Red Sock!"
As a New Englander with Southern relatives (my mother is from North Carolina), I am very sensitive to anti-Southern bias. But let me tell you, anti-Southern bias simply does not exist in New England outside of the standard leftist enclaves like the university towns, posh urban neighborhoods and elite summer resorts. Regular folks are astonishingly free of any anti-Southern bias.
I think it is an elite thing, and there is nobody more vociferously anti-Southern in elite circles than those originally from the South who've got some axe to grind that we regular folks around here just don't understand.
"Obviously history and geography are foreign concepts in Louisiana."
Is that a joke?
Here in NY, I'd say that the NY upstaters think Eastern elitism needs a swift kick out the door in their own state. All we have to show for Eastern elitism is a failing economy, the nation's highest taxes, higher than normal cost of living, and we've just been spitzered, to boot.
Regional prejudice is the new racism.
Regional prejudice helped spawn the Constitution. It has always been a part of our country and probably always will be there.
On a side note, Kaplan is an idiot.
On the other hand, few if any of those who supported the March 2003 invasion of Iraq expected it to become a middle-sized war that would go on for years.
Most professional military, even Cheney before he had his neocon rebirth, consistently used one word to describe an invasion into Iraq; quagmire. I will qualify this to note that if he meant only people like Rumsfeld, Feith and Wolfowitz he may be right, but that doesnt fit with the tenor of his column in my quick read.
Hirsh is off base here. The coasts have much more influence. I suspect he may have been reacting to the recent bitter comments debate. There is a tendency to idealize the small town/rural way of life. In reality not every small town American is that salt of the earth, rugged farmer. It has its faults also.
Steve
Who in the San Francisco Bay Area can recall last seeing a military person (I include all defense branches) in uniform save for Fleet Week exposition in October? The men and women, too, are all gone with base closures. I understand the Defense Department had its rationale for closures but by stripping populated areas of all visible signs of a military presence, the military culture has condemned and confined itself to the regions where it makes itself visible. Once we had a military culture in a part of San Francisco which invited and received civilian participation. All gone now. Children living at the very edge of the Presidio have never seen a live soldier in their lives. [ My father as a child watched soldiers marching off to the Philippines at the Lombard St. gate in 1898.] Defense of America in the future is going to be a regional job with a regional officer class. Southern. My region has been dumped. I don't claim to be that in the know about the other regions. And if conscription is brought back, the revolution against it is going to be strongest in the regions where no one has litterally seen a live soldier in decades.
News spiels keep on churning
Carry me home to see Mike in
Slinging wrongs about Rod's homeland
[It's bliss no Obam'y posts again]
And Rod disses his spin, yes
Well he read Mister Hirsh write about her
Well, he heard ole Mike put her down
Well, he seen Mike Hirsh all distempered
A Crunchy cracker don't take his brie anyhow
Shewt, y'all, get a camera
Snap while Rod sings his blues
Shewt, y'all, get a camera
Lord of Onion Rings come through
At FNC they love the pres'dent (who? who? who?)
Rod cut him slack for a year or two
Now Rathergate does not bother him
Does Katrina bother you
[Smell the vermouth]
Shewt, y'all, get a camera
Snap while Rod sings his blues
Shewt, y'all, get a camera
Lord of Onion Rings come through
Here he comes, hide the camera
Hirsch misses the main problem with "Southernism": the drag the region has on our national economy. It's way bigger than mere politics.
Since 1865 the southern economy has basically been a gigantic scheme to fleece money from gullible yankees, rather than create any actual real value added.
You see it on the macro level, with northern money going to fund entire developments that somehow get destroyed by "natural disasters" (funny how you always here about towns in AR or MS that get obliterated by tornadoes or floods, but somehow settlements in MN or SD always recover), vast real estate swindles in Florida and the Gulf Coast from the 20s to today, the great WW2 effort to cause major military bases to be established in the South (an obvious subsidy plus enabling the locals to fleece green recruits every year during weekend liberty for six straight decades), the similar Cold War effort to place space program boondoggle money in Houston, Huntsville, Cape Canaveral, etc. Entire populations of towns in Dixie have been regularly implicated in mass insurance rip-off schemes. The two biggest corporate frauds in US history, Enron (HQ Houston, TX) and WorldCom (HQ Clinton, MS), are merely the latest chapters in this sorry tale of an entire region of grifters.
You see it on the micro level, with southern sheriffs flagging northern license plated cars for "speeding", southern juries leading the nation in astronomical "pain and suffering" awards against northern defendants (usually at the suggestion of Dixie-accented trial lawyers), and the tribute that southern-based "civil rights" groups demand of northern companies to avoid lawsuits.
Given that the entire postbellum system of the South is a "grifter economy," I'm surprised that Hirsh didn't flag this first.
Once again, The Troll ... I mean The *Man* from K Street adds a chapter to his masterpiece in progress: *The Protocols of the Elders of Dixie*.....
Adding to what the Man from K Street said, the Southern states also tend to be parasite states: they take huge amounts of money from the federal government and pay little back in tax dollars. Despite all the complaining in the South about distrust of government, Southerners are always first in line with their hand out for government money, military bases, budget earmarks, and welfare.
By the way, if anyone doesn't recognize my 5:34 post as tongue in cheek, grow up.
By the way, if The Troll from K Street wants to be tongue-in-cheek, he should learn to write.
"IOW, do elite Southern schools (Vanberbilt, Emory, Baylor, Rice) churn out graduates who go into the military?"
I don't know about the numbers, but all those officers gotta come from somewhere.
I shall never visit the South till the natives wear shirts.
"IOW, do elite Southern schools (Vanberbilt, Emory, Baylor, Rice) churn out graduates who go into the military?"
I don't know about the numbers, but all those officers gotta come from somewhere.
Posted by: Max Schadenfreude | April 28, 2008 6:23 PM
from http://www.ruf.rice.edu/~navy/nrotcatrice.html
The Rice Unit is small compared to most NROTC units (~45 members), but it is an elite and well-run unit. One of its historical purposes is to produce nuclear power officers for the submarine and surface fleets.
the Rice University Unit (cross-town partners: University of Houston, Houston Baptist University, and Texas Southern University)
45 members from four colleges, including a historically black college. I'm betting only a few of these people are the sons and daughters of Southern elites who send their kids to Rice.
All you Yankees can kiss my grits!
Can I have butter on my grits? ;-)
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I'm betting only a few of these people are the sons and daughters of Southern elites who send their kids to Rice.
Posted by: Daniel | April 28, 2008 6:54 PM
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Things might have changed since I was at Rice 20 years ago, but I don't think 'Southern elites' sent their kids to Rice in the same sort of way that they might to 'Ole Miss' or SMU.
The student background was very middle/upper middle class. The 'elite' designation refers to academic standards, not so much as a place for moneyed family connections.
It was great great great Grandpa's fault! When he and those brave Illinois men were charging through the south with Billy Sherman they should have hanged every southerner they caught! (Assuming that they could catch any the way those rebels ran away at the first sight of them.)
Oh no! Father Abraham had other ideas. Bring the south back into the Union and be nice to them! Hah! Look what it got us!
Ok, I'm having too much fun.
All this dogging of the South is very funny. Let me invite you ignorant foreigners to Birmingham, Alabama, a truly wonderful, green, and gracious little city blessed by the benevolent god of fire, Vulcan, who stands on top of Red Mountain with his hinder parts exposed (providing the perfect establishing shot for NBC 13 News: We've Got You Covered). Our new mayor has just ordered sackcloth and ashes for the whole city council to wear as they pray for...well, not forgiveness, exactly, more like money. Yes Lord! I'm so glad I'm here in my little Mexican/Indian/old South neighborhood with all its bigotry and superstition...Give me the lowest rung of the socio-economic ladder any day!
Rice is an elite school for academic reasons, not for educating-rich-Southerners reasons. The student body is a national one, and it's very difficult to get into Rice. It isn't the sort of place where guys named Bo get in because their parents were rich folks in Birmingham. Also, the NROTC students there are a pretty elite group, who go off to bigger and better things in the military.
Fight for Rice! Rice fight on! Loyal sons of Rice...
Actually, that should be "Fight for Rice! Rice fight on! Loyal sons arise..." I destroyed too many brain cells in the Rally Club.
Eleazer Williams:
Extra chromosome....what a bunch of bull...
The funny thing about this criticism of the South, and the attacks by the secular left on this board with respect to social economic and welfare, crime, etc is that implicitly, what you are criticizing, is the large black welfare class that lives in the South as 60% of Black Americans live in the 11 states of the ole confederacy. Where there is a growing black middle class in some Southern cities such as Baton Rouge where I live, New Orleans, for example (which is an hour away from Baton Rouge), is an example of a failed city where before Katrina, 30% of the black population lived in Federal Housing projects, and close to half the cities black population was on some federal assistance. The crime rate in that city is scary, as it is in many ubran areas in not only the South, but North as well. I will contend that secular relativism is the culprit for why this country has the problems it has. While you secular elites can live hedonistic lives without the consequences (live in your gated communities), the poor blacks in this country suffer from the libertine values of free sex, abortion on demand, drugs, moral relativism, etc, all which the secular left are responsible for.
Yet, the "liberal white neo-pagans" in this country can't bring themselves to criticize those aspects of black society (70% of black children born in single-family homes, violence in music and entertainment is seen a a cultural expression) that have caused so many of these problems or the secularist values that you all brought about which caused so many of these problems in the Black community. Before 1960, 75% of black familes were 2 parent households. What has happened since then. The 1960's and the leftist relativistic revolution have caused serious damange to the foundation of this country and it is the type of polices that secularist elites and the libertine society that you all have pushed on the country are largely responsible for the social chaos in this country. But again, it is traditionalist and Christians (Catholics and evangelicals) that get criticized by the likes of Mr. Hirsch. So typical.
Personally, I am one American of Sicilian ancestry that would love to see the South leave. Here in Louisiana, we still have plenty Oil, I would love to charge California and New York City, about $10 a gallon. In the winter, I could drive my SUV as much as can to freeze some of you secular lefties rear ends. Finally, since Canada, like many Northern states, and some Western European countries, seems intent on aborting themselves out of existence and promoting same sex marriage (can't reproduce), perhaps an Islamic state can come up in Canada and maybe in Dearborn, Michigan and spread across the Northern U.S.. Thus, when they impose Shiria law on you Yankees, and begin beheading pagans, secularists, etc, we southerners with our tradition of milatary service and support of second amendment rights will sit back and enjoy the show and not lift a hand to save your sorry butts and dare the Jihadist to invade the South.
Of course, my Catholic conscience is bothering me for writing this, but hey, Purgatory was made for hot headed folks of Sicilian ancestry like me. Still, I did feel good writing what I wrote.
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Actually, that should be "Fight for Rice! Rice fight on! Loyal sons arise..." I destroyed too many brain cells in the Rally Club.
Posted by: Mark in Houston | April 28, 2008 11:35 PM
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When were you there, Mark? I was in Weiss from '85 to '89.
Go Team Weiss!
Er...Wiess, it's been a while...
Will Rice College, Class of 1994. Will ****-in Rice!
Almost everything Hirsh says about the Scotch-Irishmen of the South is echoed by James Webb. Webb fully agrees that the Scotch-Irish are proud to a fault, obsessed with "honor," and always spoiling for a fight. Webb agrees that thee are the people who've always been the backbone of the U.S. military.
The difference is, Webb is a Southern Scotch-Irishman himself, and he takes everything Hirsh says as a compliment.
Where Hirsh goes absurdly wrong is in supposing that, since Scotch-Irish Southerners are a dominant force in the military, they're ALSO a driving force in foreign policy. That hasn't been true since the Civil War.
Oh, it was true once. It wasn't the Yankees who pushed for the disastrous War of 1812 or the immoral Mexican War- it was the Southern Scotch-Irish. But it's been a mighty long time since Southerners were driving American foreign policy.
What everybody in this controversy seems to be forgetting is the power of the Democratic "solid South" between 1940 and 1968. FDR, the impeccable Yankee, used the white southern vote to get his policies through Congress, and in return gave them a pass on Jim Crow. Johnson, the Texan, put a stop to that, and lost the South to the Democratic party in the process. But in between, the South got far more than its share of military bases and infrastructure projects, and its senators and representatives headed most of the most powerful committees,where they could and did dominate the making of both foreign and domestic policy for nearly 30 years. Whatever the South lost in the Civil War,they got back most of it in the mid-20th century. Including, of course, population,as many posters have pointed out.
Nobody involved in this controversy seems to remember the enormous power wielded by the "solid South" between 1940 and 1968. FDR (the impeccable Yankee) used Southern allegiance to the Democratic Party to buttress his policies, in return for giving them a pass on Jim Crow. Johnson (the Texan) ultimately put a stop to that, at the cost of turning the white South solidly Republican. But in between, the South got far more than its share of military and federal infrastructure spending, and its senators and representatives chaired most of the powerful committees, where they could and did dominate the making of both foreign and domestic policy for nearly 30 years. Between that and the popularization of home air-conditioning, the South got back most of what it lost in the Civil War, including the population, and then some.
Oops! sorry, my computer hiccuped. Anyway, the people who settled the South were not all Scots-Irish (Protestants.) Many were Jacobite (mostly Catholic) Highland Scots who were transported by the English after the 1715 and 1745 rebellions. In the light of which, I have always found their enthusiasm for removing the Cherokees to be tragically ironic.
Many were Jacobite (mostly Catholic) Highland Scots who were transported by the English after the 1715 and 1745 rebellions. In the light of which, I have always found their enthusiasm for removing the Cherokees to be tragically ironic.
Ironic, perhaps, but hardly surprising. After all, when the Puritans migrated to Massachusetts in the name of religious freedom, they set up a state that denied religious freedom to everyone else.
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