[Erin] Schism, or no?
Time is asking the question: are the Anglicans about to split? The schism long forecast for the Anglican Communion over the church's liberal stand on homosexuality may be getting closer. A document released by a group of conservative churchmen called...
Without debating the sexual issue, I'd be curious as to your thought on the fact that churches faced similar issues with segregation within the last 100 years. Many churches opposed desegregation on religious grounds, utilizing biblical quotes or contexts to support their positions. These denominations often saw divides between their northern and southern congregations over this issue. And yet, I'm unaware of any long-term schisms forming.
I'm not, in this post, attempting to morally equivalate the gay marriage issue with the racial issues. I'm more interested in noting how churches have had seemingly irreconcilable differences in the past, over issues like slavery, segregation, women's right to teach or lead, etc. and have worked them through.
JPL, there is a difference, I'd say. Slavery isn't commanded as a good in the Bible, nor expressly forbidden, which may be why it took so long for all churches to teach clearly that it was wrong. Segregation isn't commanded or forbidden, either; different churches *have* reached different conclusions about the role of women in church ministry, which has led to plenty of division among various denominations.
On sexual morality both the Bible and tradition speak clearly. Various sins in this arena are mentioned by name both in the Bible and in the writings of the early Church as being behaviors to be avoided by the followers of Christ, and the traditional Christian understanding of sexual morality is also reasonably easy to discover. Whatever else you can say about various sexual matters, you really can't say that we have no idea what the early Church thought about it all, not without overlooking both Scripture and Tradition.
So those who oppose the traditional morality must do so on the grounds that this traditional understanding was wrong. For any church with any claims whatsoever to apostolic origins, as (I believe--please correct me if I'm wrong) the Anglican church considers itself, it becomes an extremely serious matter to discard any strong moral traditions on any ground whatsoever.
The real division is between those who still see themselves as accountable to the authority of tradition/Church, Scripture, and God and those who have been so poisoned by Liberal/Libertarian thought that the former pail when confronted with the individual conscience. Sexuality seems to be the issue only because our society is so irrationally obsessed with it. But it's just the expression of the deeper divide.
The biblical issue is: do the several scriptural texts regarding homosexuality refer to homosexuality _per se_, in any and all of its manifestations (even the modern common examples of civilized committed couples)? This is not a tendentious question, I'm merely isolating what I think the key issue is for us laypeople who are not Hebrew, Greek, or Bible experts. I think churches that accept gay marriage are saying that the modern phenomenon of committed couples is not what the Biblical texts are opposing; in which case this is not the same as opposing morality. This stance may be correct or incorrect, but we laypeople need to hear an understandable analysis of this. If you can refer to one, I'd be interested in a link, book title, etc.
Erin, I see your point, but the people making those arguments in the past felt that the Bible DID explicitly comment on those issues. They used examples such as Abraham, David and Soloman having slaves to prove that people owning slaves was justifiable in God's eyes, and various verses involving separation of the races, including the Tower of Babel tale, to justify segregation. And of course you're familiar with the texts in the New Testament denying women the right to speak or lead in church. Those verses seem no less explicit than the ones regarding sexuality.
Also, as Micahel notes above, there seems to be some scholarly debate as to whether the concepts translated as "homosexuality" in the Bible would accurately reflect the modern interpretation of that concept.
I do think that had we argued with the people in the past, they would have said the traditional understanding of the Bible included slavery, segregation, and a subordinate position for women.
I've frankly heard some people argue that genocide may well be acceptable in some cases, since clearly Israel was ordered to commit genocide against the Caananites. I've heard this used to justify the use of nuclear weapons to resolve issues in Iran, the argument being that God has already authorized the complete extermination of those against his people in the past.
No, the real division is not between those who still see themselves as accountable to the authority of tradition/Scripture, etc., and those who have been "poisoned." I am a faithful Anglican who believes in the three pillars of our worldwide church: reason, scripture and tradition. I believe a careful, reasoned and respectful analysis of scripture and what we know of history at the time it was written reveals that the Church was condemning sexual relationships between older, more powerful men and younger, less powerful ones, sometimes boys. There were no committed, monogamous same sex relationships between equals; the homosexual relationships they observed were coercive and even abusive.
The Leviticus verses occur in the context of a whole host of prohibitions against things that don't "belong" together, including an injunction against wearing mixed fabrics. The Church has never felt it important to observe these myriad laws; we have seen ourselves, rightfully so, as having been set free from such laws even as we are subject to the law of love. Why should we then continue to condemn as an abomination what, to any reasonable person, clearly seems good: a lifelong commitment to love and honor another?
Those courageous individuals who opposed slavery while their fellow Christians pointed to individual verses that appeared to support the institution knew that Biblical principles take precedence over individual verses. The declaration in Galatians that "In Christ there is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female," embodies such a principle and proved to be the foundation for the abolitionist movement. Might we not today apply the same principle to the question of homosexual/heterosexual? I think we should and must.
I seriously doubt the Africans will vote American Episcopalians off the island. While Episcopalians number about 3% of the world's Anglicans, they provide over a third of the Anglican Communion's support. (New York Times, 3/20/07, "Money Looms in Episcopalian Rift with Anglicans.")
It is possible that the Africans may leave on their own. The diocese of Nigeria is supposedly self-supporting, and Uganda has refused any Episcopal money. So basically it's going to be up to Canterbury - whether they want to stick with Africa or the USA/Canada.
Eh bien, quoi de neuf? This country was founded as a have for Anglican schismatics.
The de facto schism has already occurred. Some parishes have bolted to the RC's. Others have ensconced themselves under an African crozier. Henry and Elizabeth's pathetic communion has gone the way of all the other heretical sects.
Meanwhile, the Supreme Pontiff has "requested" that the ancient liturgy be celebrated in ALL parishes throughout the world (those of Latin rite, naturally). Further, that all seminaries train priests (not "presbyters") to celebrate the traditional rite in Latin.
The West begins to recover its heritage. The "liberals" are moribund.
Carthago delenda est.
Errr..... "haven for Anglican schismatics"
I think the argument that is often left out in discussions of committed homosexual relationships and that is the image of The Bridegroom (Christ) and His Bride (the Church) taken from heterosexual marriage. Marriage is a human reflection for a divine mystery. This, to me, is a more compelling argument than "Paul said so..."
Schism MAY take place, but it has not taken place and it has not been announced. Have strategies been discussed in private? Hard to know.
Here is the GetReligion take on the terrible Telegraph coverage that has driven much of the current buzz:
http://www.getreligion.org/?p=3619
Actually, JPL, I believe the Methodist church did indeed split in the 1800s over the issue of slavery. Women's right to teach and lead have also been at issue in the ELCA vs Missouri Synod Lutherans, and in some of the Baptist subdenominations.
Having never been an Anglican or Episcopalian, the tendency of that Communion to find conflict "distasteful" is sometimes infuriating and often when I read of the conflicts I just wish they would schism already and get it over with. I think (in heated moments) that if the sides can't live together with integrity to their principles then they should just get out of an abusive marriage. But then when I reflect further, I feel like there is value to having a generations-long conversation where nothing may get settled, but the partners keep talking and the principle of remaining in one body emerges as the strongest one. Who knows? Not me.
As for the different ways of reading the Bible and the respect for tradition verses the new understandings breaking through, I feel like most of my thoughts have already been stated. But the Bible as tradition never spoke to me, never called me to anything. But the Bible as a subversive call to freedom did and does call me to faith.
I was raised a United Methodist, went to Sunday school, got confirmed learned the stories and the commandments, but it was just more information to learn, like multiplication tables. I'm not sorry that I learned them, but just having them drilled into me didn't do much of anything. But I did pick up the Bible once out of curiosity when I was 13 or 14, and read the story of Jonathan and David in 1 and 2 Samuel. Reading the story of how they met stirred me deeply (and erotically). I was ashamed of my reaction, hid the Bible away and didn't ever want anyone to see me reading it because it would be like getting caught with porn.
I know that there have been all kinds of arguments among scholars about whether the two were lovers or close friends, etc. I don't know the answer to it. I just know what the story did for me, helping ultimately come to know that I was gay. I feel that God called me through that story to truthfulness about who I am, who God made me.
This is the subversive hermeneutic through which I read the Bible. It is not the only one that is right or has truth in it, but it is the one that made me, a queer, a Christian and a believer.
Michael, you asked for a book title. Here are a couple: "Jonathan Loved David: Homosexuality in Biblical Times", by Thomas Horner, and "New Testament and Homosexuality" by Robin Scroggs.
The biblical and traditional case against homosexuality, at least male homosexuality, strikes me as pretty straightforward. Speaking as a non-Christian, I don't really understand why male homosexuals don't just stop calling themselves Christian, and confine their activism to the secular realm, where the issues are actually worth debating.
The importance of the issue in Anglicanism in particular really has more to do with the British constitution than either Christian teachings or sexual morality per se. The C of E would disintegrate if separated from the state. The only places where this is important are:
1. England (but not the rest of the UK): Some conservatives, even in not Christian, revere the C of E as a pillar of the establishment.
2. Sub-Saharan Africa: Whereas most former European colonies have strong bases for political legitimacy, either in Enlightenment ideas (eg. settler colonies, India, West Indies, Latin America) or in appeals to pre-colonial traditions (eg. Muslim countries, SE Asia), Africa is weak in both respects, and the church is rushing to fill the gap. Thus there is a strong streak of theocracy in Akinola's teachings - he demands secular punishment for homosexuality.
JPL: "I've frankly heard some people argue that genocide may well be acceptable in some cases, since clearly Israel was ordered to commit genocide against the Caananites. I've heard this used to justify the use of nuclear weapons to resolve issues in Iran, the argument being that God has already authorized the complete extermination of those against his people in the past."
JPL, you travel in strange circles. I have never heard of these loony ideas ... and I doubt very many other Christians have. Is this what they're teaching in seminary these days?
Schism? We're getting worried about schism?
The Anglican church is itself the product of schism, triggered by King Henry VIII's desire to get divorced.
GAFcon is just a schism within a schism.
John M.,
Your post at 11:45 PM regarding your reading of the story of Jonathan and David in 1 and 2 Daniel caught my interest. You wrote: "I feel that God called me through that story to truthfulness about who I am, who God made me. This is the subversive hermeneutic through which I read the Bible."
John M., how do you know it was God speaking to you? Have you seriously considered that it might have been one of his fallen angels instead (i.e., the voice of Satan) ?
"why male homosexuals don't just stop calling themselves Christian"
TR: Male homosexuals can be celibate. Personally I think it could just be a sign a person is not meant for marriage. That God wants them to have another life and that their disorder may help them feel a special empathy for others who are disordered in some neurochemical way. (Alcoholics, Schizophrenics, the Bipolar, the Autistic, etc)
Which is a bit of a problem I have with some Catholic documents. In Catholicism celibacy is supposed to be noble, but when it comes to gays their having to be celibate is often described as just being an agony and an affliction. I can see how that'd be a tad discouraging even if they want to live according to the faith.
When I realized I was attracted to men I almost immediately assumed that's what it meant. As I wanted to be celibate anyway it was okay in some ways. Although in other ways it was deeply confusing as I'm also attracted to women and also I really didn't want to be sexually attracted to anyone.
So anyway maybe what I'm saying is that reading David and Jonathan really meant is he should stay unmarried then die to save a king. Or maybe not, but there's many possibilities.
The Anglicans should probably go ahead and do their schism and get it over with. Frankly, the American church would be better off, in that it wouldn't be asked to subsidize bigoted "church" leaders, like Akinola in Nigeria or feel the need to make halfhearted attempts at comity with such people because of some diplomatic need for intrachurch collegiality. If individual American churches want to sign up with then Akinolas of the world, we'll all know what they are really all about, which is all to the good, and in any case I suspect the individual Episcopalian churches that actually pull the wagon financially and culturally will remain on the American team. Internationalism is all well and good, but if the differences in culture and opinion are too deep, subdivision is in order, in any corporate body.
"John M., how do you know it was God speaking to you? Have you seriously considered that it might have been one of his fallen angels instead (i.e., the voice of Satan) ?"
I am going to take this as a sincere question, not a sarcastic one. How do we ever know if it's God and not Satan? The only way is through prayer, reflection, study, testing my ideas through discussion with other who may not share my views.
Thanks for asking.
What I find most interesting about the conflict within the Anglican Communion is how quickly those on the left drop their usual relativistic cant about celebrating diversity and embracing other culture's wisdom when the wisdom in question is such as is counter to their own. The minute that happens, they are every bit as parochial and xenophobic as anyone else. There is a very strong racist undercurrent to a lot of the opposition to the African churches within the AC -- opposition which comes from leftists who in this case deserve to be dealt the race card that they are so fond of playing on everyone else. Without coming out and saying so in so many words, the gist of much leftist critique of the African churches comes down to something like this: "We are rich, white, civilized Europeans and we are not going to let a bunch of poor, black, savage Africans tell us how to live our lives. Before we do that, we ought -- metaphorically speaking -- to exterminate all the brutes, or at least to exterminate the brutishness in them, by means of our superior morality, to which all the brutes should defer." To paraphrase the District Commissioner in *Things Fall Apart,* one might call this "The Pacification of the Primitive Tribes of the Global South."
We would find your argument more convincing, Naomi, if African churches acknowledged a spiritual reality: that many gay marriages in places like South Africa are socially and spiritually successful, are indeed covenantal.
It would also help these churches' credibility if they were to do more things like act to end the continuation of slavery in Africa. Or acknowledge the unChristian corruption and careerism of people like Peter Akinola, and his ties to the Nigerian ruling elites.
or acknowledged focusing disproportionately on homosexuality while their countries are ravaged by poverty and AIDS. Or acknowledged carrying water for rich, white Americans who appear to care more about homosexuality than the actual conditions on the ground in their new spiritual homes in Africa.
Schism is good. It was, in part, not wanting to subsidize bigoted "church" leaders such as the so-called Presiding Bishop Shori that caused me to leave the Episcopal Church and to give my money to another church.
Jillian and Daniel,
It might also help the credibility of your own point of view if "civilized" Europeans like yourselves cared as much about helping "savage" Africans with their various life and death problems -- many of which were and still are caused by people like you -- as you do about pursuing your own self-centered claim on the merely symbolic recognition of sexual practices of which those in cultures -- and in churches -- that are different from your own happen not to approve. But then what are the lives of a few million Africans when measured against the self-esteem of a few thousand Europeans, who could easily have what they want by joining some other church than the one they have chosen to join and to which they clearly show no very strong doctrinal attachment. Would it be such a "horror," as "Mistah Kurtz" might say, to have to do that?
It might also help the credibility of your own point of view if "civilized" Europeans like yourselves cared as much about helping "savage" Africans with their various life and death problems -- many of which were and still are caused by people like you -- as you do about pursuing your own self-centered claim on the merely symbolic recognition of sexual practices of which those in cultures -- and in churches -- that are different from your own happen not to approve.
It's fair to say that liberal Americans and Europeans have bankrolled the African Anglican churches for decades. They were the ones who paid for the programs that kept the churches going, paid for poverty and AIDS programs, provided the feed-money for mission work. So, yes, European and Americans have been concerned about the life and death problems of Africa.
But the African bishops would rather talk about homosexuality at the behest of American conservatives than be concerned about what's happening in their own countries. Instead of working for schism, they should be focusing on the spiritual lives of their nations that having nothing to do with homosexuality
Naomi, I think that by siding with Western conservatives and reactionaries, you have made not friends but partners in wrongdoing. Friends tell you when you are wrong, have your best interests at heart, and give you real help.
Partners in wrongdoing always tell you how righteous you are, how wrong the Other People are that you are in league against, and distract you from the corruption and lies going on in plain sight around yourself. And they never really help you- unless feeling important and powerful, and hatred drowning out your sense of hollowness and being spiritually wrong and lost, is your priority. All that is ego, not wisdom. (And demonstrations of it are very common on this website.) These people will use you, betray you, and at the end tell you that you are not a true Believer in their God after all. Their God is inhumane, but as long as you can see yourself favored by the believers in that notion of God, that is not a problem.
I am sorry to read what you say, otherwise. I find in it a desire for retaliation and willingness to engage in extortion that is unfortunate and misdirected.
If there is a holy man in the Anglican Church, a living saint, I would point you to Desmond Tutu. You may want to read what he thinks of gay people, gay marriage, and all the other things that concern you.
As for the Anglican Church, it seems to have separated like a classroom of children into the troubled fast learners and the resentful, bitter slow learners. The curriculum both groups must learn is the same. No one knows whether it is truly better to separate the two groups into separate rooms most of the time, or not to. The Teacher is responsible for both and does what he can, but the one group will take much longer to graduate and do His work in the world, if it ever does.
Daniel,
From where do you get your (incorrect) sense that African Christians are *not* concerned with -- and working to solve -- the problems of their own countries? Is that there some incompatibility that I cannot grasp and that you presumably can between caring for the health of one's national community and also for the health of the international religious communion of which one is part? Your blithe and wholly uninformed assumption that African Christians are not focused on the spiritual lives of their nations is a slander for which you should apologize. Barring that, you are welcome not to lend your support to Africans if you feel that their views on Christian doctrine exempt them from your charity. It may come as a shock for you to learn this, but Christians -- even African ones -- are heirs to a love greater even than your own. With that, I will end my comments and return to neglecting the needs of my countrymen and countrywomen.
Daniel,
Oh, yes, also, I forgot before to note that your assumption that African Christians can only ever act at the behest of American ones and never for themselves of their own initiative is just the sort of condescension to be expected from someone bearing the white man's burden as mightily as you seem to do.
Are Jillian and Daniel European??
Naomi: Come off it! You're right, as far as I can see, about homosexuality being incompatible with Christianity, but you can't turn the whole debate into a race issue. These things stand or fall on their own merits, not because of race. Anwyay, who gives you (or all Nigerians) the right to speak for Africans as a whole? Is there one monolithic African culture?
It's funny, Daniel and Jillian try to engage Naomi, and all she does is ignore the valid points they make and spout off the usual nonsense about them being racists (oh, she doesn't use that specific word, but that's what she means) and she asks for an apology for a non-existent slander rather than engage in discussion. Predictably, she also raises the issue of colonialism, too. (When is the sell-by date for that argument finally going to come, anyway?) Pathetic. And I'm sure if she comes back she'll be sure to call me and everyone else who isn't impressed with her or her arguments racist, also. But, I guess when the only card you have is the race card, you gotta play that hand.
In the "mystique" of married and consecrated lives, the single life in the Christian churches has become a mere default position whatever the theology on paper. The life-long singles are the rejects of both heaven and earth, not attractive enough to find mates, too selfish to accept married or priestly or nunly responsibilities, failures who make church and secular society uncomfortable, the spinster, old maid aunts and the bachelor uncles, the latter especially suspect. We were desired neither by an earthly or a heavenly spouse as the pious lierature would suggest. Christian gays, men and women, are called to chastity just as are we hetero singles. Priesthood is a thing by itself, but the single life consecrated only by baptismal vows so undervalued in comparison with religious vows may yet become truly valued for homos and heteros in the Christian church. The alliance of the future is between the homos and the heteros committed to the baptisimal vows with no aura of any later vows attached.
Actually Mel, I had a lengthy and serious discussion with an evangelical Christian, rather moderate in nature, about that very topic the other night. When I pressed the argument that genocide was wrong, regardless of the actions commanded by God in the Old Testament, she firmly refused to make that statement. She claimed that God is never in the wrong, and that therefore the Caananites deserved the genocide committed against them by the Israelites. And she put forward that, were she convinced that someone today was truthfully a prophet of God, and hearing him clearly, and if that voice demanded the complete extermination of Iran, down to the last child, she would (reluctantly and with sadness) support that action.
She was quite clear about her point. Killing women and children, including all non-combatants, is acceptable as long as God says it is. God, by definition, can't be wrong.
This has little to do with homosexuality, to be honest, but given that the justification for considering the act sinful comes from the same collection of works which supported this genocidal behavior, I'm not really running in odd circles. My experience is that the bulk of conservative Christians will not challenge even the horrible cruelties demonstrated in the Old Testament at God's command, let along the lesser issues of equal rights for gays.
"But the African bishops would rather talk about homosexuality at the behest of American conservatives than be concerned about what's happening in their own countries."
TR: Yes because Africans are passive beings. Africans don't create anything good or bad, not even opinions. They are simply acted on by outside forces or at most are willing servants to them. In some variants of this their poverty also has nothing to do with them and is also caused by American conservatives. Curiously this is considered the enlightened liberal view of Africans.
Reaganite in NYC: The Anglican church is itself the product of schism, triggered by King Henry VIII's desire to get divorced.
Precisely. Mrs. Windsor's church, which garners headlines in the world press because of its decision to sacramentalize buggery, is reaping the fruit of its perfidy.
This British government agency's organization is a polyarchy, its sacraments a parody, its liturgy a pastiche.
St. Thomas More and the faithful martyrs are glorified; Henry VIII and his trimastic trollop vilified. Deo gratiae agantur.
Roland de Chanson,
Better sacramental buggery than the buggery of sacrament -- and especially the buggery of altar boys -- that is routine of late in Emperor Constantine's church.
Curiously this is considered the enlightened liberal view of Africans.
No, that's just your meanspirited caricature.
Several of my friends have been to Africa via the Peace Corps and Quaker groups that actually give average Africans some help. Some have dedicated their lives as doctors and engineers and scientists to the work. They're the people that bolster the West's claim to civilization and genuine spirituality on the continent.
Your side's psychological colonization game, corrupt alliances with regional governments, false flag operations, the game of provoking "persecution" once there are a few converts, and deathbed chasing of souls in AIDS wards in Africa is sheer obscenity by comparison.
Richard Hooker: Better sacramental buggery than the buggery of sacrament -- and especially the buggery of altar boys -- that is routine of late in Emperor Constantine's church.
Better? Buggery of altar boys or anyone else is a sin in the Catholic Church. Marriage of buggers is evidently a sacrament in Mrs. Windsor's church.
But I may be very much mistaken, but does not His Paddington Bearship's Dr. Rowan Williams' theology claim a direct link to Emperor Constantine's church. Unless Liz and Rowan have abrogated the Nicene Creed as they have Sacred Scripture. Tradition of course washed down the Thames with Crowmell anyway.
Or was the foundational directive of Our Lord "Thou art Henry and upon the rocks I build my church"? My NT is very weak so forgive any hermeneutical delict.
Apparently my typing is no better than my hermeneutics.
"Crowmell" should be "Cromwell".
and "Thou art Henry and upon thy rocks I build my church"
Yes Roland, the millions of faithful members of the Anglican Communion are nothing but heretics of the worst sort, good riddance to the church and all the positive things its done, the lives it has changed, etc. Back to Rome and the Latin Mass. Maybe you can arrange to have the vernacular translations of the Bible removed as well, so we can return to only priests knowing how to read it. Or to read at all.
It's neither your typing nor your hermeneutics that need work. It's your compassion, charity, fairness, and consideration that need work.
Roland,
Has the thought ever occurred to you that in seizing certain prerogatives for himself that were denied to him and others by the church of Pope Buggerbum XXXVIII (or Pope Whomever) Henry VIII was simply doing in London as the Roman (Catholics) had already been doing in Rome for a long, long time?
Without the buggery of scripture at Rome, there would have been no Reformation. And without the Reformation there would have been no chance for Henry VIII to seize the opportunity to break with Rome in the way that he did for reasons including but by no means limited to his desire for a divorce.
And, that said, let me add that while, as a life-long pilgrim on the middle way, I am, for more reasons than I care to give here, appalled past words by the likes of "Bishop" Gene, I am even more appalled by the mongol hordes of pedophilic papists who have "buggered" so many little boys and so many little girls, with so little action taken to prevent it by their "betters" at Rome. Perhaps the more things change the more they stay the same, so far as doing as the Romans do.
Richard Hooker, according to the John Jay report about 4% of US priests ordained between 1950 and 2002 had allegations of abuse made against them; far too many, and a terrible thing, but hardly "mongol hordes."
Though someone who displays your level of bias against the Catholic Church rarely lets facts get in the way.
JPL: the millions of faithful members of the Anglican Communion are nothing but heretics of the worst sort ...
Well, JPL, perhaps not the worst sort, but heretics nonetheless. I am merely stating the RC position, stripped of the warm and fuzzy oecumenical persiflage of the Vatican II ilk. Cf. Dominus Jesus.
Richard Hooker: Without the buggery of scripture at Rome, there would have been no Reformation. And without the Reformation there would have been no chance for Henry VIII to seize the opportunity to break with Rome in the way that he did for reasons including but by no means limited to his desire for a divorce ...
Many thanks for the history lesson. I hadn't realized that Good King Hal, quondam papist and ultramontane, Defensor Fidei (a moniker still hypocritically used by his spawn Mrs. Windsor), was merely a Lutheran sycophant. I'll say a prayer to Cardinal Newman for your prompt illumination lest you swelter sempiternally for having failed elementary Latin.
Erin,
My apologies. Your points are well taken. "Richard Hooker" is a pseudonym derived from the great Anglican theologian, one that I have adopted to answer Roland de Chanson's extremely hateful anti-Anglo-Catholic bias with what was intended to be *parodic* "anti-Roman-Catholic" bias in kind. That said, the point remains that in light of the Roman Catholics church's recent crisis with regard to "buggery," Roman Catholics are in no position to lecture Anglo-Catholics with regard to our own rather less mild crisis over "buggery." And it is especially unbecoming -- and un-Christian -- of them to do so with the absence of charity that Roland de Chanson has shown. So my posts were merely a jesting instance of the gander being served the sauce that he himself has ladled on the goose. I pray for Roland's soul.
Respectfully yours,
Richard Hooker
Richard Hooker,
I am afraid that you are as deficient in the literary art of parody as you are ignorant of historical truth. Your "parody" is toxic venom, your "jesting" caustic vitriol: my distortion of the Petrine mandate was parody, even a pasquinade. "Mongol hordes", "Pope Buggerbum XXXVIII", "pedophilic papists", "buggery of scripture at Rome" -- do you deceive yourself that this is a clever retort to my humorous "Paddington Bear" sobriquet for Rowan Williams? Do you not understand the difference between a sullying of the priesthood in the Catholic Church by paedophilic homosexuals and the sacramentalization of homosexuality in the Anglican Church?
Might one not unjustly conclude that such contumelies arise in a heart full of rancour and malice?
My judgement on the Anglican sacramentalization of buggery is spot-on. There is no authority in Anglicanism that can gainsay the heinous and grotesque perversion of a "bishop" who abandons his wife and children, turns his house into a invert's brothel and the sanctuary into a bathhouse. Was he excommunicated or even laicised? Rather he was in fact "consecrated" and "civilly unionized." Res atrox foedaque ipsa loquitur.
It has been said here that I am lacking in most of the virtues both cardinal and theological. I admit the truth of that claim. I probably embody most (but not all) of the various vices in immoderate measure as well. I therefore with gratitude and such Christian humility as I can muster accept your offer of prayer for my soul. And I will pray for yours, to Thomas More, to John Fisher, to Mary Stuart.
Roland,
You should have read my reply to Erin Manning -- read as opposed to skimmed -- before weighing in on a post that was not addressed to you. In fact, more reading, less skimming, more thinking, less knowing on your part would be good for us all, and best of all for you.
Once you have read the post, you will note that my parody was a parody of *you.* Perhaps you failed to get my joke because you yourself *are* a joke, as well as the butt of my own. I explained to Erin that the point of my posts was to reply to you *in kind* -- to serve the gander (you) the sauce that he has ladled on the goose (the Anglican Communion). Since the sauce which you can dish but which you clearly cannot take is the splenetic self-salvation of a Pharisee, that is the sauce which I served to you in kind, a sauce heated up parodically so that you might share the sting of what you served on this particular thread and that you frequently dish out on this blog. I realize that "Roland de Chanson" is a schtick than you perform on the blog, but it is just as entertaining and just as edifying to most of us exposed to it as "Richard Hooker" was to you -- ie not very much at all.
Richard Hooker: the sauce which you can dish but which you clearly cannot take is the splenetic self-salvation of a Pharisee ...
I confess I thought it futile to point out your feckless foray into parody. But I took the trouble in an attempt to sharpen your literary wits. I acknowledge defeat.
And now you come with "the sauce of splenetic self-salvation". Your genius is farce, not parody!
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