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How an athlete becomes a legend

Monday August 18, 2008

Categories: Culture

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I found this newly thumbtacked to the wall of my son Matthew's bedroom tonight. Together he and I watched Michael Phelps win No. 8 the other night. Winning eight gold medals and making Olympic history is fantastic. But it's also pretty great to have eight-year-old boys pinning your picture to the wall above their bed because they take you for a hero.

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sigaliris
August 20, 2008 5:53 PM

Jeez, Scott, what are you trying to do here--pry all of us slackers off our screens and put us to WORK or something?? ; )

BTW, my daughter and I just massacred--with hand tools, mind you--two enormous overgrown bushes. I don't know if there was genius, power and magic in it, but there sure is one heck of a pile of lopped branches in the back yard, and a lot more light in the kitchen window.

Scott Lahti
August 20, 2008 6:25 PM

Zoinks, sig - I'd have been happy if you two, or any combine of your choice, had managed to dispatch just *one* "enormous overgrown" Bush - but I guess for that, it takes more than a Village Green Devastation Sigsighity - it takes an entire nation's witness, striding in Courtly unison next January on its knightly Constitutional...

Scott Lahti
August 20, 2008 6:32 PM

Oh, and I forgot to warn you, sig, regarding your use of phrases from the stanza from Faust, above:

Don't Goethe're...

I'll be here, all weak - try the canned ham...

sigaliris
August 20, 2008 7:12 PM

Why would I bother with the canned ham when there's a fresh ham poised at the keyboard? Ba-DUM! ; )

Scott Lahti
August 20, 2008 7:27 PM

I feel at once much better, and bested, i.e., you've both cured me and smoked me, even.*

*Mmmm, ham: must try in my sig-admired $1.49 wok from Goodwill, per cookery threads from earlier months...

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Rod Dreher is an editorial columnist for the Dallas Morning News, and author of "Crunchy Cons" (Crown Forum), a nonfiction book about conservatives, most of them religious, whose faith and political convictions sometimes put them at odds with mainstream conservatives. The views expressed in this blog are his own.

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