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The Onion/Not the Onion

Monday August 11, 2008

Categories: Culture, Not the Onion
One of these stories is true; the other is from The Onion. Can you guess which one is real and which one is fake? 1. "Giant flying turd escapes Swiss art museum, attacks children's home." 2. "Use of N-word threatens...
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ScurvyOaks
August 11, 2008 5:22 PM

And what about the children? Does having a giant inflatable dog turd break through your window make you more likely to be a liberal or a conservative when you grow up?

Victor Morton
August 11, 2008 5:26 PM

The one from the Onion is just about the funniest thing I've ever seen (and yes, I really do mean that) ... I do warn though ... NSFW

Zach
August 11, 2008 5:31 PM

I will say, I did not think the word "turd" was acceptable lexicon for news organizations. I was wrong, apparently.

Scott Lahti
August 11, 2008 5:39 PM

It's not generally known, but Paul McCarthy, the artist from story #1,

breitbart.com/article.php?id=080811192637.nkspe7sd&show_article=1&image=large

was the result of an unfortunate experiment with a Tam O'Shanter and a Brussels Griffon:

images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=%22brussels+griffon%22&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

Joseph
August 11, 2008 5:45 PM

Wait, does this mean that metres are the same as yards? I've always measured fecal drift in the English System.

Bugg
August 11, 2008 7:51 PM

In my former profession as a prosecutor in Brooklyn, the Great Understanding Allah was indicted for selling crack cocaine.

Fear the flying turd!

Charles Curtis
August 11, 2008 8:36 PM

I dunno, but I didn't find that Onion bit funny at all. It was more dreary than absurd. The turd piece, and the bit that some court allowed some jerk to change his name to Almighty Allah should be absurd and shocking, but they're not, not to me, anymore.

Funny, I remember I used to think the Simpsons was over the top.. Twenty years ago, that Onion piece would have been X rated, and widely considered scandalous. Now, not so much. Just don't watch it at work. Now, Rod links to it, calls it randy. Creeping pornification, even at Crunchy Con.

Water's getting warm, we're poaching the frog..

I need to get rid of my computer.

Rawlins
August 12, 2008 12:09 AM

Oh my favorite ONION video at one time was the raciest N-Word / porn star docu-mini.
Unfortunately I sent it to my sister who CC-d it on to her friend (unread believing it was one of my recipes) who is minister married to an ex nun and all hell broke loose. Heavenly.

Robert
August 12, 2008 5:49 AM

I'm a relatively new reader of Dreher. This post goes a long way to explain where his mind is. I may be going on to be a relatively recent former reader of Dreher.

John E. - Agn. Stoic
August 12, 2008 8:20 AM

The other really is a headline from The Onion -- I removed the link from the site when I finally got around to watching it myself, and saw that it is extremely crude and doubleplus unsafe for work.

Onion rule of thumb - review first then decide whether or not to reference it.

Victor Morton
August 13, 2008 3:29 AM

aawww, Rod ...

If the Onion clip HAD been SFW, it wouldn't been nearly as funny. The whole joke is about two things: the moral mainstreaming of porn and the ridiculous rituals of racialism, and the humor is the juxtaposition of the heedless hedonism of the former and puritanical moralism on the latter. The iconic moments: the male porn star saying Jennica St. Foxx brought down the image of the whole porn industry ... **while standing there buck naked**; the black co-star Vance Ribald calling her the c-word; the guy in the Oregon sweatshirt saying her words were "filthy and disturbing, but in a bad way."

Scott Lahti
August 13, 2008 6:56 AM

Victor's roundup of double-standardized and hypocritical folk decrying the porn-star's naughty words in the Onion video reminds me of the Person-on-the-Street Question of the Day-type feature the paper runs - with the exact same photos each time, i.e., the black male professional, the blonde middle-aged housewife, the young white educated female, the college-age dude, &c. Only the names get changed...cracks me up as much the hundredth time as the first.

Scott Lahti
August 13, 2008 2:39 PM

And how could I forget, from that same Onion "American Voices"

theonion.com/content//topics/American+Voices

cast, the middle-aged white professional guy with the reddish-blond Brussels Griffon-meets Brent Bozell beard? And the East-Asianesque dude?


Also, not just the names, but the occupations get changed each time - but you can't fool us Onion readers!

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