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Halloween and Jack Chick comics

Thursday October 30, 2008

Oh man, does Joe Carter ever burrow down into the crevices of Your Working Boy's weird psyche, writing about how those freaky-fundie Jack Chick comics used to scare the hell out of him. If you never were into Chick comics,...
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Schultz
October 30, 2008 4:52 PM

I was always fascinated with these when I came across my first one at age 12. By the time I was in high school, the brother of one of my best friends revealed his collection to me and I got to read just about al of them. "Dark Dungeons" was always my favorite for the sheer fact that it showed not only female gamers, but a female gamemaster, as well! Talk about WAY out there!

Travis
October 30, 2008 4:53 PM
http://tmamone.blogspot.com

Jack Chick scares me more than Edgar Allan Poe and Stephen King combined.

Adam01
October 30, 2008 4:57 PM

Wow, I had no idea these things were still around. If you ever wanted to know what the darker side of Christian fundamentalism would look like through the lens of a baaad psilocybin trip, Chick's the man for you.

aaron
October 30, 2008 5:07 PM

My favorite has always been the school science teacher being flummoxed in her evolutionary knowledge by a mere teenage creationist.

Scott Walker
October 30, 2008 5:09 PM

Truth to tell, about thirty five years ago, one of our garage band's favorite after-practice activities was to smoke a bowl and then pass around the Chick tracts. Our electric violin player, Dave, had quite a collection, and they were always good for a laugh. We never combined them with psilocybin, though. Probably a good thing. Amazing that this technicolor imbecile is still doing business.

Rich
October 30, 2008 5:11 PM

When my wife and I had been married for 3 years, we received an unsigned Christmas card from a close relative of hers containing a Chick tract. It was all about hell and how we were on our way there. My wife is Jewish, and I grew up a fundamentalist Protestant with lots of Biblical training, so we both easily laughed it off as just another stunt by her crazy relative. But I can see those really getting to a young kid.

elmo
October 30, 2008 5:39 PM

I saw one of these at a friend's house as a kid, and thought I was going to hell like the tract said Catholics would.

Kirk
October 30, 2008 6:03 PM

I'm partial to a Chick Tract called, "The Death Cookie." Brutal! Shameful!

Kevin Divine
October 30, 2008 6:17 PM

I still see these occasionally strewn behind the toilet in the Ryan's Buffet men's room. Being an evangelical myself, I can't bear to look at them except through my fingers with my hand over my eyes. The stories are just so contrived. There's points where I can go "Yeah...yep...uh-huh...sure...omygaaa--did he just say what I think he said?!!

I can think of a thousand other ways to be an effective witness, lets just say.

Old Susan
October 30, 2008 6:43 PM

It's so important not to be better than everyone else, you know Or at least not to think yourself better than everyone else?

Jon W
October 30, 2008 7:02 PM

The important thing has nothing to do with thinking you are "better" or "worse" than anyone else. Worrying about that is the sure way to dishonesty and madness. If Einstein doesn't consider himself better at physics than most other people, he's either a moron or he's lying to himself. On the other hand, for someone to make such a contemplation a habit is disgusting.

True humility has nothing to do with how you stack up against other people. It has everything to do with maintaining an understanding that everything you are and have been given (both in the way of talents and will, but also possessions) has been granted to you entirely by God, to be used for his glory and the good of others. You have no absolute claim to anything and owe everything to him.

(Or, if you don't believe in God, then to the Universe or Ultimate Reality, of which you are a part and which gave you your being without your permission or invitation.)

Joel
October 30, 2008 7:36 PM

I think it was Mark Noll who says that these tracts reach a huge, huge audience...much vaster than any theological works on the market.

Scott Lahti
October 30, 2008 7:38 PM

I remember stumbling on some explicitly-Christian Archie comics back, I think, in the mid-1980s. Here are a couple of revealing looks at this little-known byway in Riverdale, c. 1973-1982:

vanityfair.com/culture/features/2006/12/archie200612?currentPage=4

generationexploitation.blogspot.com/2006/06/history-of-christian-archi_114951302719460209.html

See also these scans of a few back issues:

carpsplace.com/spire/spire.htm

Kliph Nesteroff of the Generation Exploitation blog, above:

"It was over the top right wing, pro-Christian propaganda, cleverly disguised as a run-of-the-mill Archie comic. It featured a sequence in which Betty Cooper prays in the cafeteria prior to eating lunch. An exchange between Archie and a reporter visiting the school goes this way:

REPORTER: Archie, that girl over there... she seems to be falling asleep ...
ARCHIE: Oh, that's Betty. She's Praying!!!
REPORTER: Praying??? You mean that sort of thing goes on in this school?
JUGHEAD: Of course!!! A Lot of us thank the Lord for our food!
ARCHIE: We thank him for EVERYTHING!!!
REPORTER: Doesn't it EMBARRASS you to sit in front of your fellow students and say grace???
ARCHIE: We'd be embarrassed to sit in front of GOD and NOT say grace!!!

lancelot lamar
October 30, 2008 7:53 PM

Yes, Yes. Jack Chick is crazy and so are most of his comics. The Holocaust being caused by the Jesuits was a new one to me.

However, I remember reading "This Was Your Life" as a boy in 3rd or 4th grade. It was the first time in my life I'd ever heard that the civil religion of mainline, small-town Christianity--that trying to be a good person, and living a good, decent, middle-class life made you acceptable to God--might not be true, and might even be contrary to the Bible's witness about God and men.

I saw myself in that poor man in the tract, so respectable and even religious on the outside, and so eaten up with greed, lust, and pride on the inside, and realizing the truth too late. It was one, small thing that helped me begin to see myself as a sinner in need of a Savior, and that God's grace was the only thing that could save me.

Since then I've studied theology at Oxford and Yale, and can certainly see the limitations in and laugh at much of Jack Chick's work. But that too literal and too crude tract presented an indisputable truth about me and everyone else in the world: we are not what we seem to be, and there is a whole other world beyond this one, an eternal one, to which we are accountable and which we can attain only by God's grace. Yes, that is a Halloween Horror that will provide nightmares to those who reject it But it is also an All Saint's Day miracle of beauty and sweetness to those who accept it and are saved, by grace alone through faith alone.

If God is sovereign, He can even use Jack Chick's comics to His ends, and I'm sure has done so for many besides me.

Tim
October 30, 2008 7:57 PM

These really helped me to get on track when I was living
without Christ. The one Rod embedded wasn't half bad.

Some of them ... not so good.

Rod Dreher
October 30, 2008 8:22 PM

Lancelot, that was really thoughtful. Thanks for posting it.

James P.
October 30, 2008 8:27 PM

Yeah, THE DEATH COOKIE is a howler. It is Jack Chick's take on sacramental theology. Naturally, he's kinda down on all things Catholic, to say the least.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0074/0074_01.asp

Jeff
October 30, 2008 8:29 PM
http://knapsack.blogspot.com

Lancelot -- that summed up what i was trying to think of how to say. "This Was Your Life" has stuck with me, and i don't quite regret that, even if i've never handed out a tract, let alone a Chick tract.

Elizabeth H.
October 30, 2008 8:59 PM

Lancelot, I also thank you for articulating so thoughtfully and beautifully what could nearly be mistaken for my story as well. I am not very familiar with all of Jack Chick's comics, but I do believe that "This Was Your Life" was what my father used to explain salvation to me. It might have been one of his other books, but that one really rings a bell in my mind.

Reading some of the other materials he puts out is rather embarassing, though. It is puzzling me, and giving me things to ponder.

MH
October 30, 2008 9:20 PM

A house in my neighborhood was handing out "The Devil's Night" two years ago for Halloween treats. At the time my kids were pre-literate so I took the tract and read it. I was amazed since I had never seen one before. I then found out there was a whole web site of these tracts as well as a number parody sites.

Needless to say a number of people in my neighborhood were pretty annoyed.

Leta
October 30, 2008 9:25 PM

Talk about joyless... Chick and Dawkins should hang out in some green room, a la DeLay and Wright.

AMH
October 30, 2008 9:42 PM

Aaron - that one was one of my favorites, too - it was called "Big Daddy" with the ape eating a banana on the front...

John Médaille
October 30, 2008 11:05 PM
http://distributism.blogspot.com

What gets lost in Chick's Christianity is love of God and love of neighbor. In other words, everything that counts.

Scaring people with hell is okay, for starters. But if it ends there, then religion is just another utility, almost a consumer product. The real point of religion is to re-connect (which is what the word literally means) with God, with neighbor, with self.

Elizabeth Anne
October 30, 2008 11:33 PM

I am not kidding when I say that Chick tracts have done more to damage religious life in this country than the worst fundamentalist-nighmare Leather Queen could do in his wildest dreams.

I don't know if they were directly inspired by Satan, but I'm pretty sure he loves 'em.

Goodguyex
October 31, 2008 12:12 AM

James P,

Yes Death Cookie is a howler. In this feature one of the characatures is some "priest" over the "cookie" chanting "Hocus Pocus Domi Nocus” and with the side comment “We call this transubstantiation”.

Here Chick is reconnecting to old Protestant trollism, with “Hocus Pocus”.

“HOCUS POCUS” is a contemptuous mockery of the Latin “Hoc est enim Corpus Meum” translation "This is My Body".

Erin Manning
October 31, 2008 2:21 AM

While I don't wish to denigrate anyone who has discovered a call to Christ through a Chick tract, the tracts as a whole would be enough to give any person a disgust of Christianity if they never encountered any other expression of it. I don't know what Mr. Chick is like, of course, but I've always wondered whether he resembles Emily Bronte's pithy summation of the servant Joseph's character in "Wuthering Heights," whom she describes this way:

"He was, and is yet most likely, the wearisomest self-righteous Pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself and fling the curses to his neighbors."

Anduril
October 31, 2008 8:19 AM

Jack Chick scares me more than Edgar Allan Poe and Stephen King combined.

What about Jack Chick and H.P. Lovecraft combined? http://www.tdaxp.com/archive/2005/12/27/a-very-cthulhu-parody-of-anti-catholic-bigot-jack-chick.html


Anne
October 31, 2008 8:59 AM

I got a kick a while back reading Jimmy Akin's account of meeting Jack Chick at the screening of Chick's movie: http://members.cox.net/jimmyakin/x-meet-jack-chick.htm

How long had Chick been working on it [the movie]? Ten years? Fifteen? I tried to recall. “I understand you’ve been working on it for ten years?”

“Fifteen,” he corrected. “I think it will help a lot of pastors. It should get a lot of people sold—uh, saved.”

lol

MH
October 31, 2008 9:30 PM

The Lovecraft tract in the style of Jack Chick was a hoot.

The house in my neighborhood handed out the "First Bite" tract this year.

Peter
November 3, 2008 1:15 PM
http://www.316now.com

I love the Halloween themed Chick Tracts. I like “Boo!” a lot, but also “The Devil’s Night” and “The Little Princess.” Someone made a short film of “The Little Princess” - you can see it (and like 10 others) over at http://www.316now.com. It’s a hoot.

Kevin
November 11, 2008 2:21 PM
http://kevinreadschicktractssoyoudonthaveto.blogspot.com/

I'm actually trying to give the chick tracts the Mystery Science Theater Treatment by giving them reviews on my site. If anyone has any suggestions for ones they would like to see reviewed I would appreciate it.

RC_orig_33_ad
February 16, 2009 1:44 PM
http://www.catholicanswers.org

I pray for the soul of this poor man ... and anyone who goes along with this twisted view of the world. Generalizations, untruths, lies, and yes even hate masquerade in the nightmarish world of Chick Publications as evangelization. He does this work in the name of Jesus Christ and claims to have a personal relationship with the Creator, and out of the other side spews what I can only attribute to evil.
This “Inspired work” may be truly inspired – however the inspiration, is certainly not that of God. For the God I always learned about in the Catholic Christian Faith (by the way Catholic simply means Universal), is one that is incapable of deceit, abhorrence to His creation, and spreading falsehood, for he is ENTIRELY GOOD. There is only one other source for deception, fabrication and loathing … maybe you have heard of him in many of his guises.

I imagine it would take all of 5 minutes to dismantle the repugnant arguments made against the Catholic Church. And I invite anyone who believes this drivel to contact the office of their local Catholic Bishop and ask for an appointment to discuss, in person, the charges that you blindly believe to be true. Or perhaps investigate the writings of the early Church Fathers. Perhaps go to a local Catholic Parish and speak to a priest or even the Parish Pastor. Or maybe you could sneak into a Catholic Mass - and you know what you would find the Gospel Itself every part of the mass is derived out of the Bible every Prayer and Reading, The Creed (Proclamation of what Catholics Believe to be True) and even The Consecration of The Blessed Sacrament (the Holy Eucharist) Itself Directly out of THE BIBLE!! Will you have the Truth in mind or will you simply believe it to be true because you read it in a Jack Chick cartoon tract?

Being a True Christian is a challenge and the war is waging between good and evil -- I hope and Pray everyone will answer their calling to be a true Child of The Light.

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