A dog and his boner
Thursday November 20, 2008
Categories: Varia
So I'm sitting at a neighborhood restaurant having lunch with Tony Jones and a friend, talking about this same-sex marriage blogalogue we're about to do, when I call Julie to see if we can come by the house for coffee....
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This is easy, Roscoe got into Rods Viagra! If after four hours _ _ _ __. Nuff said!
You ain't nothin' but a horndog
Wanking all the time
- Pelvis
Oh. My. God.
You know, Rod, you don't need to share everything with your readers.
We once had a Chihuahua that had a bad habit of attempting to mate with a plush doll version of the Taco Bell Chihuahua. I can't really blame the poor dog; the doll was perfectly sized to be a female Chihuahua. We eventually had him fixed.
Just don't give him his medicine in a chicken nugget. Our dog is expecting it as a regular treat now. Kinda expensive compared to MilkBones.
*is ded from funny*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOL
thank you I needed a good laugh tonite
Just don't give him a glove, Rod.
Q. Why do dogs lick their testicles?
A. Because they can.
Rod - 212qNext thing you know, Roscoe will want to marry one of your pillows.
"Carey J.
November 20, 2008 11:55 PM
Q. Why do dogs lick their testicles?
A. Because they can."
"I wish I could do that."
"Go ahead, he don't bite."
My male pitbull is fixed, but the funny thing is, he pops a chubby when he's in trouble.
I had a similar embarrassing phone conversation with the vet's office. "It won't go back in. It's like it's stuck or dried out or something. What do I do? Oh, wait, it just went back in. Nevermind." I also had a phone conversation with another vet's office after we had just picked up our dog from being neutered. His sac still looked...full. I called and made sure they really did the surgery ("are you sure you got them? both of them?"). Turns out it was just fluid build-up.
Our neutered Tom, Billy Bob, has taken to doing the deed, repeatedly, with a phantom lady cat that only he can see. Weird.
To paraphrase Polonius, "That's good, 'Priapic pooch' is good."
Interesting menagerie you are managing, Rod. A "priapic pooch" and a "trannie rooster". I suppose it's just a matter of time before your hens start clucking sweet sapphics to each other.
Also, Scott Lahti, good one. LOL!
My friend's neutered boy-cat has a plush pink froggy that he has made his "love doll". He violated all her stuffed animals before he settled on the froggy. The first I knew of this was when I was on the phone with my friend and she yelled "Finnigan, stop humping the unicorn!" I said- "In the hundreds of years the English language has developed, that is probably the first time that sentence has ever been uttered."
Thanks Rod! I'll be laughing all day from that story.
Oh man. Reminds me of a dog I had as youth. He found this piece of carpet somewhere and would tear around and wrestle with it. At times, it sounded a pretty vicious altercation. But they apparently made up and the relationship turn amorous, right in the back yard in front of God and everyone (like my friends). I had to take the carpet away. He spent weeks moping and writing bad poetry.
Again with Rod's family's inability to speak the word p-e-n-i-s, and instead use the infantile pee pee!
Poor guy must have been in so much pain! Something about boys though--Our neutered boy cat Buster still has the propensity for making sweet sweet love with blankets, pillows, towels on the floor etc. from time to time.
Oh man...Rod. I really needed the laugh today and this fit the bill. I was laughing so hard that my dog came in to investigate what was so funny.
Our golden retriver is fond of dragging her dog bed into the living room, wadding it up, and then vigorously seeking her pleasure upon it. The all-time highlight was when Molly chose to perform this floor show while my wife was having a girls-only dinner party at our house. Quoth one guest: "Is she doing what I think she's doing?"
There's a Louisiana connection, should you choose to employ it. Around Scurvy Oaks, we refer to a canine erection as a "baton rouge."
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