Man oh man, do Julie and I ever want to be Richard and Lisa Howorth, owners of Square Books in Oxford, Miss., and hosts extraordinaire. Excerpt:
As the Howorths' 27-year-old daughter, Claire, explained it, her parents "basically run a B & B for writers," although there's no cost and the entertainment tends to be livelier than a traditional innkeeper might provide. Take, for instance, the time Ms. Howorth took the British novelist Graham Swift on a road trip through the Delta. Or the many nights when the couple piled into their car and drove a writer out to a juke joint in Chulahoma, Miss., owned by the bluesman Junior Kimbrough, who died in 1998. "It's 30 miles away," she said, "but what's 30 miles when you have a car and a bottle of bourbon?"For authors engaged in the often dispiriting ritual known as the book tour, rolling into Oxford is a blessed respite.
"When you go to a bookstore, you think of it as a lonely outpost, but this is the opposite of a lonely outpost," said Mr. Blount, whose affection for the Howorths and their store is such that in the author photo for his most recent book, "Alphabet Juice," he's wearing a Square Books ball cap.
Gary Fisketjon, an editor at Knopf, has sent many writers to Oxford and himself stayed with the Howorths. "I love their house -- it's amazing how many people you can wad in that place," he said. Asked to describe a typical evening, Mr. Fisketjon said: "It's food, it's music, it's plenty of whiskey. They are people who know how to have a good time."
More:
If there were a publication called Southern Home and Book, the Howorth place would be the editorial template. There's a big wrap-around porch typical of antebellum manors, and the downstairs hall is given over to floor-to-ceiling bookshelves. The décor exhibits the eccentricity and faded gentility Northerners associate with Southerners; in the parlor, which Ms. Howorth calls the "critter room" because of animal-related objects like an armadillo basket and a stuffed bobcat, stands a wobbly-sounding piano, topped by a toy talking monkey.
Here's a slideshow of their place.
The South. Books. A comfy, funkety-funk house full of food, music and people. What more could anyone possibly want? No kidding, if I won the lottery, I would do exactly what they're doing. That's my dream lifestyle. I'm curious, readers: if the Lotto Angel came to you and said you could win the jackpot, but you had to first say what kind of lifestyle you'd use it for, what would you say? I'm not asking you to say which charities would benefit from your largesse. I'm asking how you'd use the money to create a new lifestyle for yourself. I'd basically turn my life into a cover story for Southern Home and Book. I'd basically found Southern Home and Book magazine, and publish it out of the backshop of my sprawling, gumbo-scented house -- the one next to my bookstore. Which never has to make money, so I can run it like I wanna.

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First off, we don't have a lottery (yet) so I'd have to hit a $20 superfecta at Oaklawn to do this, just so we know this is a pipe dream.
I'd be looking at a church that's for sale with frontage on a US highway and opening a sliding-fee preschool with little emphasis on what the government wants [if you don't have to take their money, you don't have to do any of their idiotic paperwork] and much emphasis on what actually works. Actually there's quite a bit of overlap but I just detest having to do all the documentation the government requires. I'd rather be spending the time on the kids and getting them ready for kindergarten.
I'd buy a vacant strip mall and make it into a small, unaccredited liberal arts college. The only admission qualification would be the personal interest and desire of the student to learn. The tuition would be five bucks per class. I'd set up an endowment to pay the faculty and staff--they'd never get rich from it, but they'd be able to live. We'd spend our mornings studying the Great Books and polishing up our Latin and Greek. The afternoons would be spent making music and practicing other fine and applied arts.
I'd buy you and your family medical insurance (until we get a single-payer system here in the USA!) so that you could move to Feliciana Parish and write hysterically funny and entertaining "southern life" novels.
First of all, I am assuming that the payout would be somewhere in the vicinity of $100 million to $200 million after taxes.
I would buy a farm and do something similar to what both Steph and Susan D wrote. I would start a Christian school for very bright kids. They would study the classics and Great Books; my goal would be that the freshmen were at the level of college freshmen (not saying much these days, I know). By the time they graduated at age 18 or so, the students would be almost ready to do graduate level work. Hopefully, they would also be fluent in French and/or Mandarin. It would be open to all social classes and races; in fact I would make a special point to include--indeed to recruit--minorities. What I would NOT allow would be mollycoddling and political correctitude. The whole point of this school would be to give them an education of profound depth and breadth.
I would use my remaining money to start an endowment for scholarships, and for a building fund. (I have the sad feeling that I would still have to shake the money tree, but the $100 million would give me some serious credibility money and hopefully some philanthropists would help out.)
As a treat, I would buy a villa in either Tuscany, or the Vendee in western France. Assuming I got married and had kids I would hire two governesses (note I did not say “nannies,” but “governesses”—I have been reading too much Austen); one governess would be French or preferably Swiss, the other from Mainland China. They would speak to our children in French on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and in Mandarin on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, or vice-versa. Sundays we would all speak in English.
I would build a huge house (10 to 12 bedrooms), but would drive a Saturn or a Volvo station wagon.
When I had spare time from my job as headmaster/benevolent dictator, I would write, as well as reading 30-40 books a year, minimum.
There is probably something I left out, but that’s good for starters.
The previous post was mine.
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