I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted blog personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
Global mega ant apocalypse!
Thursday July 2, 2009
Categories: Not the Onion
Filed Under: ants, apocalypse
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Er . . . yes, DominicT, we could also learn that all those good things come about in a colony ruled by a queen and predominantly composed of non-reproducing females, with a very limited role for males--sometimes none at all, as there are Amazonian ants who apparently reproduce by cloning. Make of that what moral lesson you will, would-be Aesops.
The real question is are the ants throw their lot in with the West and buy US T-bills? Ants are by nature communists, so initially I thought they would align with the Chinese. But they're from the Western hemisphere and all politics is ultimately local.
The earliest memory I have is when I was about 2 years old and being backed into a corner of our "mud room" back porch with a little cluster of ants all around me, crying, and one of them biting my foot. My mom came and rescued me.
Little did I know this was a prophetic warning of the coming doom.
I'm not worried. I've got the World's Biggest Magnifying Glass and two cans of Raid, so bring it, ant-boys !!
Bwahahaha !
Your servant,
Lord Karth
The only 'Ant' I want is Adam.
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