Sex in the age of Obama

The story itself is not so disturbing, as there are going to be nuts like this no matter what. What is much more disturbing is that a pro-Obama site like HP thinks that this viewpoint is worth trumpeting.

Well...that was edifying...

Honestly, I'm sorry I even clicked on this post.

Boy, that sounds like a lot more fun than my Election Night.

I never thought I would see a Crunchy Con post with this line, though:

"I felt like hope c*** on my t**s."

Obama's baby boom turns out to be a bust

Your own cited source says it's 4-and-a-half years too soon to judge:

Rodgers says he wouldn't be surprised to find out someday that the Obama election affected birth rates in specific groups like Democrats, Obama supporters, black communities or blue states. But Rodgers says we would need to look at birth rates far beyond August 2009, because it takes five to seven years of data for a change caused by a specific event to stand out from random ups and downs

I never thought I would see a Crunchy Con post with this line, though.....

Agreed, Hector. But then, did you ever think you'd see one of these threads feature a vigorous debate over whether a certain object was or was not a stripper pole?

I just checked out Perez Hilton's blog to see where all the teenage illiterates are coming from. God, that place is a cesspit.

Thanks for doing that so I don't have to, Hec. I'll take your word on that one. :-p

Hopefully you're confused not just dishonest.

Obviously you are both. What, do you think the famed "Baby Boomers" were ALL conceived on the exact night that Japan surrendered? Of course not, it was a long-term multi-year phenomenon exactly as Rodgers describes in the article. Learn to read your own sources all the way through before you cherry-pick just the sentences that rhyme with what the voices in your head were already saying.

Jeez, Rod, WHY? Need bleach... bleach for the eyes...

I mean, *really* gross. You have been warned. This is what passes for sophisticated banter among a certain smart set.

Wow, you folks do live sheltered lives, don't you? First, that line is almost certainly not the speaker's idea of "sophisticated banter" -- probably more like neutral description. (Although again, I agree, more information than we really need.) Second, guess what, people have been "talking dirty" for THOUSANDS OF YEARS. Probably ever since they learned to talk.

Of course, in order for it to BE dirty, and therefore effective in the minds of its speakers and listeners, the language has to be more explicit than what's normally heard in the public square. What do you think Ovid, or Rabelais, or the medieval chansons sounded like to their original audiences? Or the Song of Songs, for that matter? "My fragrance awakened the night ... Let my lover come into his garden and taste its delicious fruit." *Ahem.* Yeah, right, she means grapes or something.

I mean, this isn’t the Miley Cyrus thread – we’re all adults here, right?

Geez, where do you find this stuff?

Or possibly, Roland, those verses just didn't make it into the canon. The priestly redactors in those days may have held back some bits for themselves, ah, I mean for the theological edification of their flocks.

...and Ellie's story is what we're all supposed to aspire to? Smoking pot and saying smutty gross things to EX-boyfriends--and then having casual sex with said ex-boyfriend?

I'm amazed at how--as Rod calls them---the "smart set" isn't so smart. If this is all she aspires to then her life is, well, wanting. And she actually wanted the public to read this stuff?? Ellie, stop making my gender look bad.

Chanson de Roland must be a talented individual. While I can fake me way in Catalan enough to order pan amb tomac and cafe amb llet, he apparently has both Russian and Provencal . Chestitam vam, Gosopodo.

I do have to agree with CFK, Rod and the crowd here make me feel like a wild and crazy guy. I've personally heard similar words. I woiuldn't put it on the internet, and in the cold light of day it is pretty gross, put I find it hard to believe that most stable couples haven't engaged in a little, shall we say, amateur Onanism.

Just my luck - the one time since winter I drop back in to these here precincts, and the one post that would seem to be most after my depraved predilections - whose screen version appears to have been filmed some while ago under the nom de poon Titty Titty Bang Bang - gets pulled, as, apparently, was its male co-satr, er, star.

Oh, well. Time to return to the Athenæum - gone five minutes, and already the busts need dusting - though of a different kind, it would seem, than that glazing those of Our Lady of the Vanished (Huffington) Post, wot?

Hvala Vam mnogo za kompliment, stari momak. Vi ste takodje odličan linguista. (Hope my Croatian is understandable.)

My Catalan is almost non-existent, even my Occitan. I learned enough of the troubadour language to do a paper once in a French lit course.

However, I believe I have heard the expression: ejacula sobre las meves tetas. :-)

Still working on the extra-canonical Hebrew. ;-)