Here I am, late at night, with my bare feet up on the hearth, warmed by the dying embers of the fire, lit from within by a bottle of 2007 Grenache from a California producer called Dobra Zemlya. A friend...
Seriously Rod you need to get lit more often. I swear your best stuff comes from the bottle. Seriously dude.
My Terroir hmmm? Were having a party for the kids and their friends tomorrow. They are in their late tweens. Every single morsel of it is designed to instill in them a sense of place and lasting friendship. If I could have Wendell Berry roll-up on a mule drawn cart full of pumpkins I would.
kadzimiel
October 30, 2009 2:33 AM
To be brutal, Nossiter clearly has never read either the Greeks or the Chinese. If any language is staccato and lyrical, that would be Classical Chinese (at least in poetry) since it is basically a monosyllabic and tonal language. Classical Greek, on the other hand, is polysyllabic, inflected, and draws on vocabulary from several different dialects (mostly Ionic and Doric, with some Aeolic thrown in). If you wanted mellifluous indecipherability, Pindar is a pretty good point of departure. I suggest you find a large tub of salt and apply to Nossiter's analysis of any topic you care to name.
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As for my terroir - a long, hot bath, followed by good hot coffee, a top-class novel, and a cat curled up beside me. Trahat sua quemque voluptas...
MargaretE
October 30, 2009 6:29 AM
Rod, I love it when you write like this. The "terroir" stuff is beautiful and evocative and made me weepy. As soon as I've had my coffee, I may start pondering my own terroir...
Boz
October 30, 2009 7:25 AM
"I am lit from within" haha
You boss quits and this is what you do?
cirdan
October 30, 2009 9:15 AM
"This food makes me want to be good." I wrote a column about it.
Marvellous, and thank you.
tscott
October 30, 2009 9:29 AM
Terroir-ours includes much also, but I will try to stick to an original definition. We are 12 miles off Lake Erie. The water being warmer than the air this time of year causes the updraft of moisture that gives lake effect rain. Perfect timing for maturity. That is the obvious but it has contibuted to soil, geography, and growing season since the glaciers that formed the Great Lakes. There are so many excellent grape growers and winemakers. One example-the Klingshirn men(3 generations) in Avon Lake. They make a Chambourcin that during maceration can include stems and skins, and uses only wild yeasts. This can only be accomplished because of terroir. One story in hundreds.
MikeSJ
October 30, 2009 9:30 AM
Great post!
I was wine tasting last week and visited Dobra Zemlya - which is Croation for "Good Earth".
I picked up a Zin which was a real treat. (sometimes after a couple of winery visits in a day the ole taste buds can be a little uncritical, so I never really know if I'm buying quality or optimism.)
Liam617
October 30, 2009 9:43 AM
Snazzy jammies there, Rod. Seriously, I hope they were pajamas!
thomas tucker
October 30, 2009 9:50 AM
Goodness, I do think you've been overserved.
Now that it's the cold gray light of dawn in your terroir, I recommend
4 Advil, something nice and greasy to eat, and a little hair of the dog to wash it all down in the form of a Bloody Mary or ice cold beer.
Excellent writing, btw.
Ethan C.
October 30, 2009 11:03 AM
I think that folks like Steinberger forget that writing about wine is supposed to be pompous gasbaggery. That's what's so great about it: just as you drink wine for the taste and the sensation, you drik in writing about wine not for enlightenment, but for the pure fun of clever words thrown together. The wine writer is a bullshit artist, and I mean that in the most honoring sense.
Your Name
October 30, 2009 11:04 AM
Italics closed?
Fr Stephen
October 30, 2009 11:12 AM
Amen! Amen! Amen! I was sipping that bold and spicey Syrah.
interpreter
October 30, 2009 11:12 AM
I prefer a good beer.
mm
October 30, 2009 11:24 AM
The aforementioned prose, easily adaptable to ones bathroom accomplishments, is wanting for a hint Paradise Gas and a smooth, clean, finish.
Houghton
October 30, 2009 11:33 AM
Rod, a few instances of "i" not being capitalized in this entry indicate that you were indeed "lit from within." How are you feeling this Friday morning?
This is good stuff, btw.
Ethan C.
October 30, 2009 11:33 AM
And now, my terroir:
Jefferson City, Missouri. A little town on a big river, streets and neighborhoods spreading out from the Great public buildings downtown. The big river keeps us honest -- we know it doesn't need us like we need it. It keeps us in our place.
The dome of the capitol is visible from everywhere, but that just makes it easier for us to keep an eye on it, make sure those legislators don't wander too far off. We know that governments are like two year olds: cute enough in their antics sometimes, but they'll get into trouble if you turn your back too long.
Smart German houses, and cozy Irish pubs. Always hire the Irishman to sing, play the fiddle, or tell stories, but hire the German to build your house and plow your field.
Bright light in the summer, in our house on the hill. Rooms full of boys grown into men, and full of jokes. Mom and dad both in the kitchen, cranking away on something great. Good beer in the fridge, good booze on the top of the cabinet. Cats underfoot. Cool air and blue skies, and tea and a pipe on the back proch.
thehova
October 30, 2009 11:54 AM
Nothing has been more therapeutic to me than renting a TV series and watching 10 episodes straight through (it helps if the series has a strong inter-episode plot arc).
I usually drink a heavy, cozy beer this time of year (porter, stout, maybe IPA).
yeah, good times.
Mill boy
October 30, 2009 12:04 PM
You'll get over it, Rod.
The first thing small-town Southern boys get into when they think they'e ready for the big-time is this wine thing. I was into it 10 or 15 years ago too, sitting around in my back yard in rural North Carolina sipping a chardonnay and imagining I was well on my way past my small-town upbringing.
At a certain point, though, you realize that the fuss over wine is just a lot of bullshit and that you should never spend more than around $7 for a bottle, although I'll admit that inflation is making that number creep up a bit.
MargaretE
October 30, 2009 12:09 PM
Ethan C, I want to visit your terroir!
By the way, I'm getting such a giggle out of the word "terroir"...
MargaretE
October 30, 2009 12:11 PM
Hear hear, Mill boy! I pick up a bottle of Yellow Tail Chard for $7.99 every time I'm at Publix! Suits me just fine. And while I love all this talk of "terroir," I find wine writing kinda silly...
Florence
October 30, 2009 12:42 PM
Yes, but you're our old gas bag.
Rod Dreher
October 30, 2009 12:45 PM
What's interesting, and kind of sad, about Mill Boy's remarks is he assumes that the only reason one would drink wine is for the sake of distancing oneself from one's small town upbringing. If that's why you drink wine -- if that's why you do anything -- you're a boob. I hate to disappoint you, Mill Boy, but I'm actually more secure than you seem to be. I've been drinking wine for over 20 years, and haven't lived in a small town in almost a quarter century (though why you should believe small-town wine drinkers to have uncultured tastes I have no idea). I drink for the taste of it, period. It has never occurred to me to sit in my backyard anywhere and take satisfaction that the food and/or drink I put in my mouth says anything about my self-worth. Don't project your own complexes onto other people.
I do envy you in one respect: if you can be consistently satisfied with $7 bottles of wine, you're a fortunate man. It's simply not true that there's no difference between a $7 bottle and a $26 bottle. While price certainly does not guarantee quality -- and most of us will have had expensive bottles of wine that don't taste as good as cheaper one -- it is ill-informed reverse snobbery to say that all wine tastes the same, so you might as well buy the cheapest one in the shop.
Mark
October 30, 2009 12:59 PM
http://www.protestantpontifications.com
Rod, we need to talk about your choice in stemware - or should I say 'stemless-ware'. Tisk-tisk. The wine will get so warm! And however will you be able to evaluate the color and stratification of the wine through all the fingerprint smudges?!
thehova
October 30, 2009 1:25 PM
yeah, I'm guessing Mill Boy doesn't quite know this subject
Wine rapidly improves in quality between the $5 and $30 range....after $30 the law of diminishing returns really starts to kick in.
wilhelm
October 30, 2009 1:37 PM
I don't know about my "terroir", but my terror is posting on the internet drunk for everyone to see.
Rod Dreher
October 30, 2009 1:45 PM
Yeah, I think Mill Boy simply never did like wine all that much. Nothing wrong with that, but it would be like me offering opinions about the NFL, and telling people who like the Dallas Cowboys that they're only doing that because they're insecure.
My dad really likes plain old mass-produced beer. I bring microbrews around from time to time, and he'll drink them, but nothing satisfies him like Budweiser, so that's what he drinks. I've got no problem with that, but I would have a problem if he were to argue that the only reason I drink microbrews is because I'm trying to impress somebody.
I'll say it again: if you drink or eat anything for any reason other than the pleasure of it, you're doing it wrong.
BTW, Mark, you're right about the stem(less)ware. We bought those a couple of years ago after losing too many conventional wine glasses to small children turning them over. But stemless wine glasses really aren't the way to go.
Andrea
October 30, 2009 2:25 PM
You're pretty eloquent when you're buzzed.
I don't drink, wine or anything else, but I would imagine that I'm at my happiest when I'm sitting in a comfortable chair with a pile of books and a couple of cats on a Sunday afternoon, with unlimited time to read them. That's basically who and what I am and what people will remember about me.
Joe Magarac
October 30, 2009 2:57 PM
With Rod and against Mill Boy, I am willing to believe that a $30 bottle of wine tastes better than a $7 bottle. Indeed, I do believe it: I've had the opportunity to drink a few expensive wines and they were great. But I am a cheapskate, and therefore I have kept my taste in wine at a second grade level so that I don't spend more on wine than I care to. Usually this means that I buy wine by the box from "upscale" wine-box sellers. It works well, although my wife is sometimes embarrassed when I bring a box to a BYOB establishment. It could mean Bring Your Own Box, I tell her.
That's my terroir. So is drinking Straub beer (from the small town here in Western PA where my great-grandma was born) and Jameson whisky ('cause I'm Catholic and want to believe that Bushmills is Protestant whisky despite the evidence of any such thing). So is eating kielbasa and pierogies in the fall and in every other season. So is cultivating the peculiar mix of grumpiness and friendliness that can only be found here in Pittsburgh. Something to do with the cloudy skies, the industrial past, and the fact that lots of folks here have kin in Eastern Europe.
Sometimes I ask men who use stem-less wine glasses if they have trouble lifting them with their limp wrists. That's my terroir too.
Cecelia
October 30, 2009 3:32 PM
Fine writing - pleasure to read. I enjoy wine and do agree you have to pay at least in the $20 range for a decent bottle - but I can't get serious enough about it to read a book on wine. I do think a part of the pleasure of drinking wine is the stem glass - it marks the experience as unique, makes it special. Okay yeah - maybe it also makes me feel sophisticated too.
My terroir - well it's fall so I am deeply immersed and appreciative of a Fall terroir - different season and my terroir would be a bit different. I walk outside and the fields are turning brown but the leaves are glorious. Crunchy leaves underfoot, cloudy November days (arrived a bit early), down vests cause there is just a bit of chill. Pumpkin patches and going to the local cider mill, bees buzzing around and the smell of apples. Corn mazes. Family traditions - the Fall marks the beginning of a three month stretch full of family traditions starting with my sister's Halloween dinner after trick or treating. Books read in front of a crackling fire. Glass of wine now but when it gets colder - Jameson's with a bit of water - nothing takes away the winter chill like Jameson's sipped slowly. Beer is for summer. Oh yes - and the cats curled up keeping my feet warm. The smell of damp wool. The last of the garden - leeks and brussels sprouts.
My terroir is in the northeast. One needs those Nor'Easters blowing off the Atlantic to stiffen the spine.
Lord Karth
October 30, 2009 3:37 PM
Mr. Dreher, @ 10:54 PM, writes:
“My terroir is the hearth and the black iron pot. It's Randy Newman's melancholic piano, Bach's solo cello suites, Diana Krall's love ballads, old Van Morrison, Billie Holiday's blues, REM's "Nightswimming." It's pot roast and brussels sprouts with bacon, sausage and apples and Irish oatmeal. It's where hobbits live. It's autumn, and crisp air with a hint of wood smoke, and tulips in the springtime, and mustard greens and bourbon and the South, especially the way south Louisiana smells on a wet fall morning.”
My “natural habitat”, for lack of a better phrase, is my small house in Upstate NY. It’s the basement office where I keep the Wonder Box that lets me write MY pompous-windbag posts. It’s sausage-and-eggs with my boys on weekend mornings, and piling everyone into the car Saturday at 5 for Vigil Mass. It’s Styx and Dennis DeYoung (“There is no Rock God but Dennis DeYoung, and Tommy Shaw is his Prophet !”) on the laptop, and tales of Grantville and Honor Harrington in my hand (and in my briefcase; courtrooms can be VERY boring !). It’s my oldest daughter training for her first triathlon and my younger girl practicing her violin for Youth Orchestra. It’s pasta fagioule (with baguettes), trips to the Syracuse farmer’s markets and all the fried dough appertaining thereunto. It’s 4.5-mile runs past the church and back at insane hours of the night. And don’t forget constant trips to the library, with ice-cream sundaes on Friday nights.
Not to mention telling the Rules to small boys before bedtime.
Your servant,
Lord Karth
P.S. I attach no picture of myself to this for several reasons. Chief among which is a desire not to induce vomiting on expensive computer screens among those who read this, as well as not wanting to frighten dogs, small children or women of delicate constitution.
JohnT
October 30, 2009 3:41 PM
Millboy
Lets look at it in different perspectives. Most wine comes from farms which surround small ag communities throughout the world. Wine grapes are grown by farmers. A lot of wine, not all, is made in the vineyard from which it is produced. So most wine is the product of small towns and people who live off the land. The best wine I've ever had was homemade by farmers in Italy. They keep the wine in their cantina, in big vats. They fill the carafe with a spigot at the bottom of the vat. It drinks cool, clear, and complex. Drink that with farm fresh fruits, vegetables, and cheese and you have quite a feast.
Rod,
I understand your point. Not all expensive wine is good. I might add that not all cheap wine is bad. Imagine drinking Rombauer and Far Niente at 6 and around 12 dollars a bottle respectively. Cheap 20 years ago, and that is what we paid.
Tony Hayden
October 30, 2009 3:43 PM
Rod;
These types of articles and posts is where your at your best, stick with this, stay away from the scandals that are so tempting to focus on when covering the news. You have a wonderful eye for what's true, good, and beautiful, but you also have a temptation to negativity, example, you believe every disaster theory out there- (economic, swine flu, etc.) God placed the desire for beauty in your heart, stick with it! Chesterton said, "the news only reports on the man that fell off the scaffold, and not on the thousand that worked in perfect safety"
Ethan C.
October 30, 2009 3:50 PM
MargaretE, you're certainly welcome.
Missouri has everything you need: the Germans found a little slice of Germany here in the Missouri Rhineland, the Scots found a bit of the highlands down in the Ozarks, the Irish found a home beside the rivers -- and Jeff City sits right at the border of them all.
And speaking of wine, I wonder if Rod has ever tried our state specialty: Norton, a wine with a distinctive spicy punch.
Even if you don't appreciate Missouri wine, you still have us to thank for saving the French wine growers back in the 1890s.
ScurvyOaks
October 30, 2009 4:17 PM
"But ultimately, the defining characteristic of taste is the coherent relation of that preference to one's own conduct, to an ethical relation to oneself and to the world."
Yes!!
Over against Russell Kirk and his beloved gargoyles, I give you St. Martin in the Fields -- the pairing of portico and spire, of Athens and Jerusalem -- and I venture to claim that almost all of my taste, from claret to Federal furniture, through architecture and music, bears a relationship to classical Anglicanism. The gravel of my terroir is the Coverdale psalter.
Houghton
October 30, 2009 4:43 PM
As a long-time wine enthusiast, I have to say that there are clearly diminishing returns as you move up the price ladder. There is certainly a difference in taste and complexity between a $5 bottle and a $30 bottle. But it is difficult to justify any difference between a $30 bottle and a $300 bottle (and I've been fortunate enough to try my share).
Your Name
October 30, 2009 4:54 PM
Rod,
This post is why you are a professional writer. Excellent post.
Cecelia
October 30, 2009 8:53 PM
Joe Magarac - I thought it was only my Grandma who forbade Bushmills in the house cause it was protestant! She kept a bottle of Jameson's in her pantry for "medicinal" reasons - when I was ten or so - an errant baseball knocked a tooth out - and Grandma applied "medicinal" Jameson's - my first introduction to that smooth peaty taste - with that firey trip down the throat. But Jameson's or Bushmills - Irish whiskey beats Scot's in that it is triple distilled. Now there's some terroir for ya.
Erin Manning
October 30, 2009 10:11 PM
Ethan C., your post caused a wave of...well, I can't call it homesickness, exactly. I spent about one year total in Jefferson City, Missouri when I was in the seventh grade. My family moved a lot when I was a child.
But Jefferson City! I've never lived anywhere where the trees grew with more leafy generosity, where the seasons were more brightly and charmingly delineated: spring, with its dazzling skies and torrents of melting snow on the sidewalks; summer, with its heat and its trips to that magical wonderland called Central Dairy, which had the absolute best peppermint ice cream I will taste this side of heaven; fall, with its crackly dry carpet underfoot and the sudden breathtaking rush of really cold air mixed in with the lazy sunshine of a dwindling afternoon; winter, coated in ice and snow, still, quiet, dormant and solemn.
It was in Jefferson City that I learned the meaning of two words, service and generosity. I learned about service when I was permitted to volunteer during the summer at St. Joseph's Home for the Aged, and discovered that it was possible for a girl in junior high to find common ground and even friendship with women in their nineties. And I learned about generosity when a community to which we were newcomers surrounded us with gifts and love when that Christmas coincided with a family financial strain--I still have and cherish the little brown teapot that was my favorite gift that year, and which meant so much more than I even knew at the time.
It may not be my terroir, but I envy, just a little, those of you for whom it is. Ethan, I have lived in ten states and more towns and cities than I can count, but if there was ever a place that felt like my idea of home, it was Jefferson City.
Brian
October 30, 2009 10:47 PM
I just determined that I'm probably the youngest person reading this blog.
My terrior is still being determined, I think. My wife is 4 weeks from her due date with our first, we're married one year and living in a city we love, but 10 hours from both our families. We grew up in the same hometown - our pre-K picture I'm standing behind her, sick I know.
I'm certainly headed toward a comfortable leather chair, my own book lined office (one day), good wine, good beer, good liquor, good food - at home and at restaurants with lots of kids running around laughing at their nerdy dad.
Lord Karth
October 30, 2009 10:55 PM
Brian @ 10:47 PM writes:
"I'm certainly headed toward a comfortable leather chair, my own book lined office (one day), good wine, good beer, good liquor, good food -at home and at restaurants with lots of kids running around laughing at their nerdy dad."
At least you're pointed in the proper direction, kiddo. Just make sure the wine is reasonably priced, the beer is Guinness, and most of the food is home-cooked. Then top it off with a proper selection of books in the library (Turtledove, Weber and Flint will do famously, for starters), and music in the CD player, you'll be all right.
Oh, and do make sure one of you is home with the kids for the first few years. You'll neither of you regret it; trust me on that point. I've arranged it so for the last 15 years.
Now get to it, trooper !
Your servant,
Lord Karth
Brian
October 31, 2009 12:23 AM
Appreciate the comments/advice Karth. It must be the blog, but I (generally) get medium priced wine (a result of working in a gourmet restaurant in college, which triggered a love of fine foods). Guiness, I like as well as other stouts, porters. Although for my money and for you beer drinkers out there, Bell's Brewery out of Michigan produces my favorite beers - Two Hearted year round, Oberon in the summer and Big Porch ale when I'm in Michigan.
Luckily, my wife will be home full-time with the kiddo. Unfortunately, I travel for work weekly so I will miss quite a bit.
My cooking needs work, but the wife's is shaping up to be pretty good - and her baking is second to none.
Enjoy the night, Karth.
the stupid Chris
October 31, 2009 1:22 AM
Terroir-ours includes much also, but I will try to stick to an original definition. We are 12 miles off Lake Erie...
You know Pelee Island Winery? I've had some very interesting whites from there.
My terroir is SoCal beach. Warm days, cool nights, a touch of salt in the air and late at night the sound of surf in the distance. The closest vineyards are in Malibu, but there's more in Santa Barbara, Paso Robles/Templeton, and then it's up to the Santa Cruz mountains. Most of what we drink comes from those areas, with us being partial to Santa Cruz.
So what are we sipping tonight? A Pauillac. LOL! See what poseurs we can be!
BTW: Mill Boy and MargaretE are projecting from their very real experience. You're never going to find a significantly better wine than a Yellow Tail at a Publix. Why deny the facts? But if you shop at Hyundai or Fiat, don't expect to find a Ferrari, Rolls or BMW. And just as driving a Ferrari on a track will redefine what "sports car" and "fast" mean behind the wheel, drinking some high-end vintages will redefine the entire world of wine.
Lord Karth
October 31, 2009 1:50 AM
Brian @ 12:25 AM writes:
"Luckily, my wife will be home full-time with the kiddo. Unfortunately, I travel for work weekly so I will miss quite a bit."
The breadwinner goes where the bread is, so don't feel TOO badly about it. But do try to make time for your Small One. He/she won't be small for long.
"My cooking needs work, but the wife's is shaping up to be pretty good - and her baking is second to none."
A good beginning.
"Enjoy the night, Karth."
Already did, Brian. 3.5 miles of chasing rabbits, followed by a fresh turkey sandwich (w/lettuce and mayo, if you really have to know !) and about a gallon of ice-water.
Now, sir, you go give that Small One (and the Small One's mother, for that matter) a hug. Remember what Heinlein wrote: "Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long before he learns to use sight, hearing or taste, and no Human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money---but long on hugs."
Your servant,
Lord Karth
Sharon Astyk
October 31, 2009 9:37 AM
This is why I love your blog, Rod!
Sharon
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Seriously Rod you need to get lit more often. I swear your best stuff comes from the bottle. Seriously dude.
My Terroir hmmm? Were having a party for the kids and their friends tomorrow. They are in their late tweens. Every single morsel of it is designed to instill in them a sense of place and lasting friendship. If I could have Wendell Berry roll-up on a mule drawn cart full of pumpkins I would.
To be brutal, Nossiter clearly has never read either the Greeks or the Chinese. If any language is staccato and lyrical, that would be Classical Chinese (at least in poetry) since it is basically a monosyllabic and tonal language. Classical Greek, on the other hand, is polysyllabic, inflected, and draws on vocabulary from several different dialects (mostly Ionic and Doric, with some Aeolic thrown in). If you wanted mellifluous indecipherability, Pindar is a pretty good point of departure. I suggest you find a large tub of salt and apply to Nossiter's analysis of any topic you care to name.
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As for my terroir - a long, hot bath, followed by good hot coffee, a top-class novel, and a cat curled up beside me. Trahat sua quemque voluptas...
Rod, I love it when you write like this. The "terroir" stuff is beautiful and evocative and made me weepy. As soon as I've had my coffee, I may start pondering my own terroir...
"I am lit from within" haha
You boss quits and this is what you do?
Marvellous, and thank you.
Terroir-ours includes much also, but I will try to stick to an original definition. We are 12 miles off Lake Erie. The water being warmer than the air this time of year causes the updraft of moisture that gives lake effect rain. Perfect timing for maturity. That is the obvious but it has contibuted to soil, geography, and growing season since the glaciers that formed the Great Lakes. There are so many excellent grape growers and winemakers. One example-the Klingshirn men(3 generations) in Avon Lake. They make a Chambourcin that during maceration can include stems and skins, and uses only wild yeasts. This can only be accomplished because of terroir. One story in hundreds.
Great post!
I was wine tasting last week and visited Dobra Zemlya - which is Croation for "Good Earth".
I picked up a Zin which was a real treat. (sometimes after a couple of winery visits in a day the ole taste buds can be a little uncritical, so I never really know if I'm buying quality or optimism.)
Snazzy jammies there, Rod. Seriously, I hope they were pajamas!
Goodness, I do think you've been overserved.
Now that it's the cold gray light of dawn in your terroir, I recommend
4 Advil, something nice and greasy to eat, and a little hair of the dog to wash it all down in the form of a Bloody Mary or ice cold beer.
Excellent writing, btw.
I think that folks like Steinberger forget that writing about wine is supposed to be pompous gasbaggery. That's what's so great about it: just as you drink wine for the taste and the sensation, you drik in writing about wine not for enlightenment, but for the pure fun of clever words thrown together. The wine writer is a bullshit artist, and I mean that in the most honoring sense.
Italics closed?
Amen! Amen! Amen! I was sipping that bold and spicey Syrah.
I prefer a good beer.
The aforementioned prose, easily adaptable to ones bathroom accomplishments, is wanting for a hint Paradise Gas and a smooth, clean, finish.
Rod, a few instances of "i" not being capitalized in this entry indicate that you were indeed "lit from within." How are you feeling this Friday morning?
This is good stuff, btw.
And now, my terroir:
Jefferson City, Missouri. A little town on a big river, streets and neighborhoods spreading out from the Great public buildings downtown. The big river keeps us honest -- we know it doesn't need us like we need it. It keeps us in our place.
The dome of the capitol is visible from everywhere, but that just makes it easier for us to keep an eye on it, make sure those legislators don't wander too far off. We know that governments are like two year olds: cute enough in their antics sometimes, but they'll get into trouble if you turn your back too long.
Smart German houses, and cozy Irish pubs. Always hire the Irishman to sing, play the fiddle, or tell stories, but hire the German to build your house and plow your field.
Bright light in the summer, in our house on the hill. Rooms full of boys grown into men, and full of jokes. Mom and dad both in the kitchen, cranking away on something great. Good beer in the fridge, good booze on the top of the cabinet. Cats underfoot. Cool air and blue skies, and tea and a pipe on the back proch.
Nothing has been more therapeutic to me than renting a TV series and watching 10 episodes straight through (it helps if the series has a strong inter-episode plot arc).
I usually drink a heavy, cozy beer this time of year (porter, stout, maybe IPA).
yeah, good times.
You'll get over it, Rod.
The first thing small-town Southern boys get into when they think they'e ready for the big-time is this wine thing. I was into it 10 or 15 years ago too, sitting around in my back yard in rural North Carolina sipping a chardonnay and imagining I was well on my way past my small-town upbringing.
At a certain point, though, you realize that the fuss over wine is just a lot of bullshit and that you should never spend more than around $7 for a bottle, although I'll admit that inflation is making that number creep up a bit.
Ethan C, I want to visit your terroir!
By the way, I'm getting such a giggle out of the word "terroir"...
Hear hear, Mill boy! I pick up a bottle of Yellow Tail Chard for $7.99 every time I'm at Publix! Suits me just fine. And while I love all this talk of "terroir," I find wine writing kinda silly...
Yes, but you're our old gas bag.
What's interesting, and kind of sad, about Mill Boy's remarks is he assumes that the only reason one would drink wine is for the sake of distancing oneself from one's small town upbringing. If that's why you drink wine -- if that's why you do anything -- you're a boob. I hate to disappoint you, Mill Boy, but I'm actually more secure than you seem to be. I've been drinking wine for over 20 years, and haven't lived in a small town in almost a quarter century (though why you should believe small-town wine drinkers to have uncultured tastes I have no idea). I drink for the taste of it, period. It has never occurred to me to sit in my backyard anywhere and take satisfaction that the food and/or drink I put in my mouth says anything about my self-worth. Don't project your own complexes onto other people.
I do envy you in one respect: if you can be consistently satisfied with $7 bottles of wine, you're a fortunate man. It's simply not true that there's no difference between a $7 bottle and a $26 bottle. While price certainly does not guarantee quality -- and most of us will have had expensive bottles of wine that don't taste as good as cheaper one -- it is ill-informed reverse snobbery to say that all wine tastes the same, so you might as well buy the cheapest one in the shop.
Rod, we need to talk about your choice in stemware - or should I say 'stemless-ware'. Tisk-tisk. The wine will get so warm! And however will you be able to evaluate the color and stratification of the wine through all the fingerprint smudges?!
yeah, I'm guessing Mill Boy doesn't quite know this subject
Wine rapidly improves in quality between the $5 and $30 range....after $30 the law of diminishing returns really starts to kick in.
I don't know about my "terroir", but my terror is posting on the internet drunk for everyone to see.
Yeah, I think Mill Boy simply never did like wine all that much. Nothing wrong with that, but it would be like me offering opinions about the NFL, and telling people who like the Dallas Cowboys that they're only doing that because they're insecure.
My dad really likes plain old mass-produced beer. I bring microbrews around from time to time, and he'll drink them, but nothing satisfies him like Budweiser, so that's what he drinks. I've got no problem with that, but I would have a problem if he were to argue that the only reason I drink microbrews is because I'm trying to impress somebody.
I'll say it again: if you drink or eat anything for any reason other than the pleasure of it, you're doing it wrong.
BTW, Mark, you're right about the stem(less)ware. We bought those a couple of years ago after losing too many conventional wine glasses to small children turning them over. But stemless wine glasses really aren't the way to go.
You're pretty eloquent when you're buzzed.
I don't drink, wine or anything else, but I would imagine that I'm at my happiest when I'm sitting in a comfortable chair with a pile of books and a couple of cats on a Sunday afternoon, with unlimited time to read them. That's basically who and what I am and what people will remember about me.
With Rod and against Mill Boy, I am willing to believe that a $30 bottle of wine tastes better than a $7 bottle. Indeed, I do believe it: I've had the opportunity to drink a few expensive wines and they were great. But I am a cheapskate, and therefore I have kept my taste in wine at a second grade level so that I don't spend more on wine than I care to. Usually this means that I buy wine by the box from "upscale" wine-box sellers. It works well, although my wife is sometimes embarrassed when I bring a box to a BYOB establishment. It could mean Bring Your Own Box, I tell her.
That's my terroir. So is drinking Straub beer (from the small town here in Western PA where my great-grandma was born) and Jameson whisky ('cause I'm Catholic and want to believe that Bushmills is Protestant whisky despite the evidence of any such thing). So is eating kielbasa and pierogies in the fall and in every other season. So is cultivating the peculiar mix of grumpiness and friendliness that can only be found here in Pittsburgh. Something to do with the cloudy skies, the industrial past, and the fact that lots of folks here have kin in Eastern Europe.
Sometimes I ask men who use stem-less wine glasses if they have trouble lifting them with their limp wrists. That's my terroir too.
Fine writing - pleasure to read. I enjoy wine and do agree you have to pay at least in the $20 range for a decent bottle - but I can't get serious enough about it to read a book on wine. I do think a part of the pleasure of drinking wine is the stem glass - it marks the experience as unique, makes it special. Okay yeah - maybe it also makes me feel sophisticated too.
My terroir - well it's fall so I am deeply immersed and appreciative of a Fall terroir - different season and my terroir would be a bit different. I walk outside and the fields are turning brown but the leaves are glorious. Crunchy leaves underfoot, cloudy November days (arrived a bit early), down vests cause there is just a bit of chill. Pumpkin patches and going to the local cider mill, bees buzzing around and the smell of apples. Corn mazes. Family traditions - the Fall marks the beginning of a three month stretch full of family traditions starting with my sister's Halloween dinner after trick or treating. Books read in front of a crackling fire. Glass of wine now but when it gets colder - Jameson's with a bit of water - nothing takes away the winter chill like Jameson's sipped slowly. Beer is for summer. Oh yes - and the cats curled up keeping my feet warm. The smell of damp wool. The last of the garden - leeks and brussels sprouts.
My terroir is in the northeast. One needs those Nor'Easters blowing off the Atlantic to stiffen the spine.
Mr. Dreher, @ 10:54 PM, writes:
“My terroir is the hearth and the black iron pot. It's Randy Newman's melancholic piano, Bach's solo cello suites, Diana Krall's love ballads, old Van Morrison, Billie Holiday's blues, REM's "Nightswimming." It's pot roast and brussels sprouts with bacon, sausage and apples and Irish oatmeal. It's where hobbits live. It's autumn, and crisp air with a hint of wood smoke, and tulips in the springtime, and mustard greens and bourbon and the South, especially the way south Louisiana smells on a wet fall morning.”
My “natural habitat”, for lack of a better phrase, is my small house in Upstate NY. It’s the basement office where I keep the Wonder Box that lets me write MY pompous-windbag posts. It’s sausage-and-eggs with my boys on weekend mornings, and piling everyone into the car Saturday at 5 for Vigil Mass. It’s Styx and Dennis DeYoung (“There is no Rock God but Dennis DeYoung, and Tommy Shaw is his Prophet !”) on the laptop, and tales of Grantville and Honor Harrington in my hand (and in my briefcase; courtrooms can be VERY boring !). It’s my oldest daughter training for her first triathlon and my younger girl practicing her violin for Youth Orchestra. It’s pasta fagioule (with baguettes), trips to the Syracuse farmer’s markets and all the fried dough appertaining thereunto. It’s 4.5-mile runs past the church and back at insane hours of the night. And don’t forget constant trips to the library, with ice-cream sundaes on Friday nights.
Not to mention telling the Rules to small boys before bedtime.
Your servant,
Lord Karth
P.S. I attach no picture of myself to this for several reasons. Chief among which is a desire not to induce vomiting on expensive computer screens among those who read this, as well as not wanting to frighten dogs, small children or women of delicate constitution.
Millboy
Lets look at it in different perspectives. Most wine comes from farms which surround small ag communities throughout the world. Wine grapes are grown by farmers. A lot of wine, not all, is made in the vineyard from which it is produced. So most wine is the product of small towns and people who live off the land. The best wine I've ever had was homemade by farmers in Italy. They keep the wine in their cantina, in big vats. They fill the carafe with a spigot at the bottom of the vat. It drinks cool, clear, and complex. Drink that with farm fresh fruits, vegetables, and cheese and you have quite a feast.
Rod,
I understand your point. Not all expensive wine is good. I might add that not all cheap wine is bad. Imagine drinking Rombauer and Far Niente at 6 and around 12 dollars a bottle respectively. Cheap 20 years ago, and that is what we paid.
Rod;
These types of articles and posts is where your at your best, stick with this, stay away from the scandals that are so tempting to focus on when covering the news. You have a wonderful eye for what's true, good, and beautiful, but you also have a temptation to negativity, example, you believe every disaster theory out there- (economic, swine flu, etc.) God placed the desire for beauty in your heart, stick with it! Chesterton said, "the news only reports on the man that fell off the scaffold, and not on the thousand that worked in perfect safety"
MargaretE, you're certainly welcome.
Missouri has everything you need: the Germans found a little slice of Germany here in the Missouri Rhineland, the Scots found a bit of the highlands down in the Ozarks, the Irish found a home beside the rivers -- and Jeff City sits right at the border of them all.
And speaking of wine, I wonder if Rod has ever tried our state specialty: Norton, a wine with a distinctive spicy punch.
Even if you don't appreciate Missouri wine, you still have us to thank for saving the French wine growers back in the 1890s.
"But ultimately, the defining characteristic of taste is the coherent relation of that preference to one's own conduct, to an ethical relation to oneself and to the world."
Yes!!
Over against Russell Kirk and his beloved gargoyles, I give you St. Martin in the Fields -- the pairing of portico and spire, of Athens and Jerusalem -- and I venture to claim that almost all of my taste, from claret to Federal furniture, through architecture and music, bears a relationship to classical Anglicanism. The gravel of my terroir is the Coverdale psalter.
As a long-time wine enthusiast, I have to say that there are clearly diminishing returns as you move up the price ladder. There is certainly a difference in taste and complexity between a $5 bottle and a $30 bottle. But it is difficult to justify any difference between a $30 bottle and a $300 bottle (and I've been fortunate enough to try my share).
Rod,
This post is why you are a professional writer. Excellent post.
Joe Magarac - I thought it was only my Grandma who forbade Bushmills in the house cause it was protestant! She kept a bottle of Jameson's in her pantry for "medicinal" reasons - when I was ten or so - an errant baseball knocked a tooth out - and Grandma applied "medicinal" Jameson's - my first introduction to that smooth peaty taste - with that firey trip down the throat. But Jameson's or Bushmills - Irish whiskey beats Scot's in that it is triple distilled. Now there's some terroir for ya.
Ethan C., your post caused a wave of...well, I can't call it homesickness, exactly. I spent about one year total in Jefferson City, Missouri when I was in the seventh grade. My family moved a lot when I was a child.
But Jefferson City! I've never lived anywhere where the trees grew with more leafy generosity, where the seasons were more brightly and charmingly delineated: spring, with its dazzling skies and torrents of melting snow on the sidewalks; summer, with its heat and its trips to that magical wonderland called Central Dairy, which had the absolute best peppermint ice cream I will taste this side of heaven; fall, with its crackly dry carpet underfoot and the sudden breathtaking rush of really cold air mixed in with the lazy sunshine of a dwindling afternoon; winter, coated in ice and snow, still, quiet, dormant and solemn.
It was in Jefferson City that I learned the meaning of two words, service and generosity. I learned about service when I was permitted to volunteer during the summer at St. Joseph's Home for the Aged, and discovered that it was possible for a girl in junior high to find common ground and even friendship with women in their nineties. And I learned about generosity when a community to which we were newcomers surrounded us with gifts and love when that Christmas coincided with a family financial strain--I still have and cherish the little brown teapot that was my favorite gift that year, and which meant so much more than I even knew at the time.
It may not be my terroir, but I envy, just a little, those of you for whom it is. Ethan, I have lived in ten states and more towns and cities than I can count, but if there was ever a place that felt like my idea of home, it was Jefferson City.
I just determined that I'm probably the youngest person reading this blog.
My terrior is still being determined, I think. My wife is 4 weeks from her due date with our first, we're married one year and living in a city we love, but 10 hours from both our families. We grew up in the same hometown - our pre-K picture I'm standing behind her, sick I know.
I'm certainly headed toward a comfortable leather chair, my own book lined office (one day), good wine, good beer, good liquor, good food - at home and at restaurants with lots of kids running around laughing at their nerdy dad.
Brian @ 10:47 PM writes:
"I'm certainly headed toward a comfortable leather chair, my own book lined office (one day), good wine, good beer, good liquor, good food -at home and at restaurants with lots of kids running around laughing at their nerdy dad."
At least you're pointed in the proper direction, kiddo. Just make sure the wine is reasonably priced, the beer is Guinness, and most of the food is home-cooked. Then top it off with a proper selection of books in the library (Turtledove, Weber and Flint will do famously, for starters), and music in the CD player, you'll be all right.
Oh, and do make sure one of you is home with the kids for the first few years. You'll neither of you regret it; trust me on that point. I've arranged it so for the last 15 years.
Now get to it, trooper !
Your servant,
Lord Karth
Appreciate the comments/advice Karth. It must be the blog, but I (generally) get medium priced wine (a result of working in a gourmet restaurant in college, which triggered a love of fine foods). Guiness, I like as well as other stouts, porters. Although for my money and for you beer drinkers out there, Bell's Brewery out of Michigan produces my favorite beers - Two Hearted year round, Oberon in the summer and Big Porch ale when I'm in Michigan.
Luckily, my wife will be home full-time with the kiddo. Unfortunately, I travel for work weekly so I will miss quite a bit.
My cooking needs work, but the wife's is shaping up to be pretty good - and her baking is second to none.
Enjoy the night, Karth.
Terroir-ours includes much also, but I will try to stick to an original definition. We are 12 miles off Lake Erie...
You know Pelee Island Winery? I've had some very interesting whites from there.
My terroir is SoCal beach. Warm days, cool nights, a touch of salt in the air and late at night the sound of surf in the distance. The closest vineyards are in Malibu, but there's more in Santa Barbara, Paso Robles/Templeton, and then it's up to the Santa Cruz mountains. Most of what we drink comes from those areas, with us being partial to Santa Cruz.
So what are we sipping tonight? A Pauillac. LOL! See what poseurs we can be!
BTW: Mill Boy and MargaretE are projecting from their very real experience. You're never going to find a significantly better wine than a Yellow Tail at a Publix. Why deny the facts? But if you shop at Hyundai or Fiat, don't expect to find a Ferrari, Rolls or BMW. And just as driving a Ferrari on a track will redefine what "sports car" and "fast" mean behind the wheel, drinking some high-end vintages will redefine the entire world of wine.
Brian @ 12:25 AM writes:
"Luckily, my wife will be home full-time with the kiddo. Unfortunately, I travel for work weekly so I will miss quite a bit."
The breadwinner goes where the bread is, so don't feel TOO badly about it. But do try to make time for your Small One. He/she won't be small for long.
"My cooking needs work, but the wife's is shaping up to be pretty good - and her baking is second to none."
A good beginning.
"Enjoy the night, Karth."
Already did, Brian. 3.5 miles of chasing rabbits, followed by a fresh turkey sandwich (w/lettuce and mayo, if you really have to know !) and about a gallon of ice-water.
Now, sir, you go give that Small One (and the Small One's mother, for that matter) a hug. Remember what Heinlein wrote: "Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long before he learns to use sight, hearing or taste, and no Human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money---but long on hugs."
Your servant,
Lord Karth
This is why I love your blog, Rod!
Sharon
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