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First they came for the chickens...

Saturday November 7, 2009

Categories: Agrariana
Alex Massie notes another small advance of totalitarianism in Obama's America. Seriously, you don't expect this petty and ridiculous example of nanny statism to exist in the American West. UPDATE: When I first posted this, I thought, "Is there anybody...
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Comments
Gretch
November 7, 2009 8:29 PM

Nothing. This is a question of a local ordinance, which has absolutely nothing, nothing at all, to do with Obama or Washington, DC. I live in a Red State in the Midwest, and I am not allowed to keep chickens, or goats, or pigs, or other farm animals in my backyard, because the LOCAL authorities think it's a bad idea. This was true when the Bush administration was in power, and it's true now. Focus, guys - not everything has to do with Obama.

Camp Topisaw
November 7, 2009 9:00 PM

Rod, if you go to backyardchickens(dot)com and the forum there and click on the section called "Local Ordinances and How to Change Them", you can read stories like this all day long or so, depending on how fast you read. Take a look. There are plenty of stories from all areas of the country.

RobL
November 7, 2009 9:33 PM

I started reading this blog with the hopes of reading an honest conservative who wrote germane posts on current issues. Note - those I consider honest guys on the left are Krugman, Delong, Juan Cole and the sort. This sort of thread if typical of what I expected on wingnut conservative blogs, and not what I expected from Rod. Just yesterday I read that Pat Boone thinks the White House is filled with vermin, and should be fumigated. Wasn't that the sort of solution from 65 years ago?

ps. I don't intend to post or read this blog again. If this was meant in fun, my apologies, the author can email me and I will withdraw this post.

Brian
November 7, 2009 9:35 PM

Just a question, why was the shoddy post about Investment bankers getting the H1N1 vaccine, taken down and at least not explained why it was taken down?

Rod Dreher
November 7, 2009 9:47 PM

Have y'all gone daft? The shoddy post is still there. And for pity's sake, two readers can't grasp that the line about chicken restrictions as an advance of totalitarianism is meant to be hyperbole. Honestly, people, let's not be so literal-minded.

Larry
November 7, 2009 10:06 PM

Rod, the problem is that those on the whacked-out right have blamed so much crap on Obama that it is hard to recognize sarcasm. I saw Obama being blamed for a crooked local election in New York recently, like New York never had a crooked election before Obama was elected!

Gerard Nadal
November 7, 2009 10:22 PM

"And for pity's sake, two readers can't grasp that the line about chicken restrictions as an advance of totalitarianism is meant to be hyperbole. Honestly, people, let's not be so literal-minded."

Actually, Rod was serious as sin until he got a call from Homeland security. Nice attempt at covering your tracks, Dreher. You're not fooling us. Next it will be our goldfish. It's always the way....

Justin
November 7, 2009 10:30 PM

You may want to be more careful, Rod, when you write this off as an incidence of "totalitarianism in Obama's America." A city council votes not to allow its residents to keep chickens, and that is somehow Obama's fault? I have my doubts about the president, but I haven't sunk so low as to need completely unrelated issues for smear material.

m.e.graves
November 7, 2009 10:34 PM

Oh Rod, one wouldn't think you'd be so naive... This is obviously the work of the gays. Not only are we trying to get into elementary schools so that we can turn every child in America gay, we're also trying to make it impossible to grow chickens because we're also veggienazis.

Siarlys Jenkins
November 7, 2009 11:19 PM
http://siarlysjenkins.blogspot.com

I think the original post (Massie's) has a serious, valid point. Massie said nothing about Obama. I'm not sure why Dreher bothered to throw that in -- it could be good sarcasm about the way certain blogs blame Obama for everything including the weather, but it didn't quite connect. Perhaps that is because, after all, Massie has a good point.

There are, in many urban areas, fairly good reasons for passing ordinances against keeping live farm animals inside city limits. There are, in many of these areas, good cause for making exceptions. There is no excuse for one-size-fits-all model ordinances, or training would-be community leaders and politicians that some expert's model should be imposed on every community everywhere in America. Don't allow everyone in Manhattan to keep chicken coops and spread disease. Don't stop people in a small town in Montana just because its not appropriate in NYC. That applies to gun laws too -- maybe there is good cause to make possession of a gun a felony in itself in downtown Chicago. Maybe it works to let everyone carry a sidearm in San Antonio, Texas. This country was built on the idea that some fundamental principles are not up for grabs, but in all kinds of other matters, each state, even each village, can experiment with what works best.

On the other hand, if the city council members are the only ones unwilling to allow chickens, why doesn't everybody else just vote them out? That's one option we have, which in a truly totalitarian system no longer would exist.

But no, its not about Obama.

JohnMcC
November 7, 2009 11:25 PM

Of course it's part of the gay agenda. If you don't believe it just visit Key West, home of extremely OUT gays and free range chickens. What more proof could you ask for!!!

Rod Dreher
November 8, 2009 12:16 AM

But no, its not about Obama.

:::points pistol at head, fires, falls forward into laptop::::::

Cecelia
November 8, 2009 12:40 AM

The thing is - there is so much insanity going on (really check out the beyond belief signs at the most recent tea party or the guy who is claiming that the Fort Hood shooter advised Obama) that one doesn't recognize sarcasm anymore.


Thomas R
November 8, 2009 2:48 AM

I also wouldn't have known it was sarcasm if you hadn't updated. My initial reaction was that maybe you were trying to please conservatives who have become annoyed you for being "soft on Obama."

clasqm
November 8, 2009 4:46 AM

BTW, has anyone seen the city council of Belgrade's mug shots?

http://www.ci.belgrade.mt.us/officials/

Wow, those really look like a bunch of whacked-out lefties, don't they?

Now THAT was sarcasm, by the way.

(or was it irony? I keep mixing them up)

Bill H
November 8, 2009 6:17 AM

I'm surprised that nobody has brought up the fact that this is another example of a creeping dhimmitude in America. If any old chap allowed to raise his own chickens, there is no way of knowing that the food thereby produced will be Halal, which is obviously anathema to our new Muslim President. Are we not just tearing down our chicken coops in the hope that it will appease the Islamofascists?

Jon
November 8, 2009 8:13 AM

I have two cousins who live in Chino Valley AZ, a very small city in the middle of the state. Diana can keep chickens but not horses on her 3 acres. Susan can keep horses but not chickens on her 2 acre lot. What the logic is to this escapes me.
The real neo-fascists are not in Washington DC or your state capital. They are down at city hall.

Peterk
November 8, 2009 8:27 AM

"the problem is that those on the whacked-out right have blamed so much crap on Obama that it is hard to recognize sarcasm."

and the same finger can be pointed to folks on the "whacked-out" left. seriously a lot of this can be laid at the feet of the cable news folks primarily their opinionators (and I'm not talking about just FNC). go listen to any of the programs at MSNBC, CNN, CNBC, FNC WhateverC and you'll hear over the top commentary. there is no nuance, no digging into why the law or ordinance was passed in the first place.

as we used to say years ago CHILL OUT!

m.e.graves
November 8, 2009 9:00 AM

which is obviously anathema to our new Muslim President.

This is why nobody recognizes sarcasm anymore. There are people in this country who ACTUALLY believe that Obama is a "closet muslin" who forged his own birth certificate at birth so that he could run for president and take over America as some part of a world wide conspiracy of Jews, international bankers, and liberals to kill off most of the population and make the rest of us serve under the Amero, North American Union or whatever. Rod, it's not your fault. I saw the sarcasm, the problem is that many people actually think like that.

Franklin Jennings
November 8, 2009 11:13 AM

Rod,

Just please don't come clean with RobL that you were, indeed, joking. Let him keep his word and we'll enjoy this blog all the more!!!

Hamdinger
November 8, 2009 12:32 PM

Rod,

I think you should be a little more forgiving of things like this. Remember the incredibly large number of blogs out there, and the sizable number of them which are indeed wingnut blogs.

Blog consumers have a gazillion options to choose among, and while I agree that the quoted poster was a little rash in not reading more of your posts to get a better sense of you (and although I'm a fan of yours!) I can certainly put myself in the shoes of someone who visited a blog he'd had hopes for, right off the bat encountered a freeper-sounding post, and felt that surge of irritation and frustration well up behind the eyes -- and then the next thing you know, you've dropped a little bomb in the comments.

I'm glad he checked the blog again to see he's missed the joke.

-H

Indy
November 8, 2009 1:20 PM

Perhaps the over-heated rhetoric that has surrounded us in the political world for some time does make it harder to recognize sarcasm in these types of postings. We can’t control what extremists say and do, we can control our own actions. I’d rather Rod emailed the poster and explained the intent of the blog entry to him rather than saying “good riddance.” The more people who read the blog and comment here, the better.

That leftwing and rightwing pundits’ presentations on cable tv often lack nuance and context certainly is true. Many of them are way too formulaic, unshaded and, worst of all, didactic, for my taste. The value in blogs (those that allow comments) lies in the ability of the people reading to provide color, texture, and shading to debating issues which cable and talk radio presentations often fail to display. (Siarlys Jenkins’s musings about gun laws on this thread is a good case in point. Things of that nature often look different depending on whether you live in San Antonio, Texas or Chicago, Illinois. We should be able to talk about that without yelling or implying, “I’m right” and “no, I’m right.” Cable hosts rarely seem to be able to move discussions forward so that advocates can provide the insights needed to really understand what motivates them.) There are some issues where the differences are so great, in terms of reasons for and sources of disagreement, that reasonable people may find it hard to agree to disagree. But at least people posting are able to put a human face on some policy disputes in ways that tv, for all that it actually shows the physical images of advocates and pundits, fails to do.

Brian
November 8, 2009 4:17 PM

Daft it is.

In my few moments of free time from working through the weekend and pulling 20 hour days, I overlooked.

My mistake Rod and my apologies.

Your Name
November 8, 2009 7:22 PM


Rod Dreher
:::points pistol at head, fires, falls forward into laptop::::::


That's the only thing you would ever have in common with Hunter Thompson and Ernest Hemmingway. Seriously

Siarlys Jenkins
November 8, 2009 8:44 PM
http://siarlysjenkins.blogspot.com

I would ask who is supposed to point what pistol at which head and fall forward into which laptop, but if you have to explain the joke a dozen times, it just wasn't funny in the first place. Ernest Hemmingway? Hunter S. Thompson? Crunchy Goodfellas?

New Englander
November 8, 2009 11:09 PM

Back in the summer (August, I think) I ran into a dear and good friend at a restaurant on a Saturday afternoon. I'm getting take-out for my brother and me, she's having her lunch. Amongst the idle chit-chat, I mentioned that my bro's property taxes were out-of-sight (the town property tax bills had just come out) to the tune of about $16K for 2 modest houses and 3 acres of land. Though we live in New England's bluest and smallest state, the town we live in is very up-scale, and, yes, the property taxes are extremely high (schools, it's "all for the children"). My friend is your classic country-club Republican right-winger. Her response to the out-of-sight tax bill?
"It's Obama's fault".

Franklin Evans
November 9, 2009 9:24 AM

I'm struck by the clear and ubiquitous understanding that "insight" actually means "I've got that sucker in my sights, and I'm gonna shoot [his ideas] down!!"

Insight used to mean expanded understanding, the solving of riddles, mysteries and problems. If I were to pick one thing to mourn in the post-Internet world, it would be the lowering of both expectations and standards concerning the clarity of thought behind the words being posted.

There are two forms of sarcasm, both having validity within their appropriate contexts:

1) Emphasis of the point. For those who insist that sarcasm is only and ever the second form, the point is always the first casualty.

2) Derision. Admittedly, it is often difficult to draw the line between sincere expression of one's opinion of a thing and ad hominem directed at the other. I, for one, don't really care about that, because those who are stuck in this mode really are abdicating their responsibility to think for themselves.

The ego is such a fragile thing, eh Rod?

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Rod Dreher is an editorial columnist for the Dallas Morning News, and author of "Crunchy Cons" (Crown Forum), a nonfiction book about conservatives, most of them religious, whose faith and political convictions sometimes put them at odds with mainstream conservatives. The views expressed in this blog are his own.

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