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This satire is impeccable.

Behold, the funniest animal-hating website in the world. This is milk-out-the-nose funny -- but be warned, it's very profane.

Remember the Ambulance-Chasing Lawyer who got plowed into by a fire truck? Turns out he's going to be just fine. Thank you, Sweet Baby Jesus. Let the humor commence.

Remember my fond wish earlier today that the Mighty Reihan Salam would compose a song about peak oil hysteria? Wellsir, today is my lucky day! (Though sadly, it is not as good as "I've Been Burgled," -- which, I can say without fear of contradiction, will come to be seen as Salam's own "Astral Weeks" -- because the Cole Porter of U Street fails this time to deploy the word "poop").