God's Comic

Iron’s are for wussies!

Brad Stine — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:41:17 +0000

My favorite jeans have holes in them. Of course everyone’s favorite jeans do. They are the most comfortable and the most stylish. Top name brand jeans actually make the holes for you. They scrape them in various places to create the illusion of natural wear and random ripping. What is most interesting to me is the fact that when I was a kid I used to rip my jeans through actual wear and tear. I used to always get holes in the knees from playing the ways boys do. My mom would eventually throw...

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Heaven help us!

Brad Stine — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:45:53 +0000

My daughter sat me down the other day and was in tears. “Daddy I don’t want to go to heaven” What, I said, but why? Here I was ready to hear her impassioned plea that she wasn’t worthy to stand before a righteous God. Or perhaps she saw the plight of so many who would never see the pearly gates and, like Paul, would rather go to Hell if she could save all the lost souls. Shortly my romanticizing of my daughters plight was soon to be dashed by the concept only a child born in a post...

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Sugar and condoms

Brad Stine — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:19:16 +0000

I have a question for you; where would we be w/o that purveyor of truth and tolerance…. the education system? What must it be like to be so concerned about children that you can begin to dictate what they are allowed to eat at school and more importantly at home. I bought some frosted flakes the other day and failed to notice that they came with a 3rd less sugar. Let me make this crystal clear. There is only one reason why I buy frosted flakes….FOR THE FROSTED PART! If I wanted frosted...

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Didn’t God make us naked?

Brad Stine — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 19:13:40 +0000

When Adam and Eve fell from grace after eating from the tree of good and evil, one of the “evil” things they came to realize was they were naked. I don’t know exactly why being naked with your wife while being the only humans on earth would be considered evil? It seems to me it should have been considered exactly how it felt prior to the apple…GOOD! I can’t speak for women, but for a man to get to wander around outside nude surrounded by beautiful trees and sky and, oh yeah, a...

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Another year?

Brad Stine — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:02:15 +0000

Around this time of year we always comment that another year has come and gone. But has it really? I mean we have arbitrarily created the calendar year based on the earth’s rotation around the sun or something to that effect. But just because it does rotate consistently doesn’t mean we had to choose that as our system of years. Haley’s comet comes around once every 75 yrs or so. What if we decided that every time Haley’s came by it was a year? Think how much younger we all would suddenly...

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A New Years rhyme

Brad Stine — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:50:05 +0000

Twas the first week of the New Year and all through the house there were ruined new toys and a returnable blouse. The kids back to school with a long heavy sigh and momma and me without guilt said goodbye. The take down of nativities and tinsel and trees and the sweeping and dusting while crawling on sore knees. No more songs of the Yule could be heard through the air, and quite frankly at this point I just didn’t care. I have to remove the outside lights from the gutters, and being a...

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Whistle while you rant

Brad Stine — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:37:48 +0000

Heard a guy whistling at the airport the other day. Americans used to whistle a lot more especially in movies. Humphrey Bogart, Jimmy Cagney, Jimmy Stewart were all whistlers and it even seemed particularly masculine. I don’t know when whistling stopped or why. Was it custom that died out because others grew annoyed at the whistle guy and punched him periodically, or was it because of something much more sinister? Remember, in the world of PC-eople they must always find “oppressors” so...

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The Gifts of Love

Brad Stine — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:54:23 +0000

Well men Christmas is just 5 days away and if you’re like me you still haven’t finished your shopping. Nothing is more nerve racking and perfect at sucking the life out of the Christmas season than the pressure of trying to figure out those last minute perfect gifts for your wife. Here are a few suggestions for presents for the spouse that should help make Christmas day a huge hit at your house. 1) A flat screen plasma T.V. ; The great thing about flat screens is they are on the wall and...

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Rocky, Rudy and Rudolph

Brad Stine — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 14:45:36 +0000

Today on my regular morning segment on Fox and friends I debated a college professor who postulated a premise that Santa in the song “Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer “ was a bully and the song encourages bullying, conformity, sexism, mocking, hypocrisy, exclusion, rejection and favoritism. As my readers know I have been on a campaign to eliminate political correctness from our culture for years. This debate illustrates not only why I hate it but just how idiotically insidious it actually is....

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Christmas with a capital C

Brad Stine — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 03:50:47 +0000

As of this writing the GoFish song Christmas with a Capital C is one of the most requested songs on Christian radio. This song sampled my Christmas rant from “Put a Helmet On!” and has well over 17 MILLION hits on YouTube. The song and my routine is simply a response to the politically correct nonsense that has essentially censored the age-old American tradition of celebrating Christmas in stores, schools and businesses. Of course “Christmas” itself is not being censored in that there...

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