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The Christers spoof Christian rock with humor

Wednesday January 7, 2009

NeverBeenThawed.jpgYou know how I love Christian humor and music parodies like Jesus People and God's Pottery, and I stumbled upon this 2005 mockumentary, "Never Been Thawed," on the Subversive Church blog.

According to the blog, Never Been Thawed is a mockumentary ala "Best In Show" (or "Spinal Tap" or "A Mighty Wind," I would guess), which focuses in part on a band called The Christers. I surfed around the fake band site, and it's pretty funny (although some of the song lyrics are edgy, so just a head's up if you to check out the music. This isn't a Christian band, but a spoof. The Christers used to be a punk band but changed the f-word in all of their songs to "pray" so they could get a record deal more easily You get that joke, right?)

The comic equation, as I've told you before, is truth + pain (or exaggeration) = funny, and in this case the truth is both painful and exaggerated, and the end is definitely funny but thought provoking.

The Christers bio says they are "a new edgy, gritty, yet commercially viable voice to help spread the Word of The Gospels throughout the major markets of the world." That's not too far off from some of the actual band bios I've gotten. They've "performed" at the fictional Christapalooza and sold "more T-shirts over a three month period than even Promise Keepers." Their new album is called Crucifixerupper. (I'm sorry, I laughed out loud at that.) At the same time, the band uses foul language, which isn't really true of most Christian bands; unless the joke is that they're using relevant language to reach their audience, in which case the point is well taken.

Do you think that spoofs like this highlight some of the absurdities of Christian music and the commercialization of Christianity in a funny way? Or are you totally offended? Do we need things like this to point out where we're being ridiculous? Do you even care what the non-Christian world thinks when they look at Christian music?

You can check out The Christers' website. (Again, the lyrics in the music and videos have some language you'll want to skip.)

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Mark Weber
January 8, 2009 10:10 PM
http://www.christianmusicdaily.com

I ordered the DVD because of your post; thru amazon.com, so that way I can see this movie.

Joanne Brokaw
January 9, 2009 10:37 AM

Mark, I hope you heeded the warnings about the language! And understood that I hadn't seen the movie yet!

Joanne
host of the GS blog

Dave Weiss
January 9, 2009 2:37 PM
http://www.amokarts.com

I echo what Bert said pertaining to Steve Taylor. That guy always makes me think. What I like about Steve's vision is he is an insider calling the church to be what it is intended to be and stop the stupidity. I think parody can be a mighty tool. I thought Jesus people was hilarious. One of the reasons I watch the Simpsons is to view their views on the church. I don't usually like what they have to say, but it's important to know what the people we are called to reach think of us. Sometimes watching parodies is kind of like looking into a carnival mirror. You know it's a distortion of reality and yet some of it is very real.

Mark Weber
January 10, 2009 11:06 PM
http://www.christianmusicdaily.com

Ok, so I just got and watched this "film," Never Been Thawed, to see what it was about. You can imagine my shock when one of the characters says, "F#$% Jesus!" He is mad at the other character, and says, "F You, F Frozen Food, and F Jesus," to which the other character replies, in a self-absorbed way, "F me????"

This banter comes toward the very end of this "film," and up until that point, it's kind of a mish-mash of semi-funny scenes and characters, but it's also filled with non-stop expletives, and in one scene they have the singer singing a song all about "F-ing," then changing the lyrics so the f-word is replaced with Praying. This is ridiculous.

There's nothing in this "film" any Christian should see. It's not worth your time or investment.

I just googled the director/star, Sean Anders, and it said he directed the $25Million "film," Sex Drive, since then, but thankfully, that movie was regarded as a bomb.

Joanne Brokaw
January 12, 2009 9:07 AM

Mark, I warned you that I hadn't seen the movie and that it had cursing in it!! I'm sorry you had to sit through that.

Thanks for the additional warning - I suspected it was over the edge. Let me just warn readers again: I haven NOT seen the film, but have surfed around the website. That's what I'm talking about when I reference the "band".

Joanne
host of the GS blog

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Award-winning freelance writer and columnist Joanne Brokaw covers entertainment for The Christian Examiner newspapers, The Minnesota Christian Chronicle, and The Ozarks Christian News. Her other writing credits include Breakaway and Brio Magazines, OnCourse Magazine, ChristianMusicPlanet.com, BuddyHollywood.com and AGreaterFreedom.com. Her humor column, A Big Slice of Life, appears monthly in the Christian Voice Magazine and she pens a regular humor column on The Writing Life for ByLine Magazine. Joanne lives in Western New York with her darling husband David, their Border collie Scout and their cat Murphy. Their almost adult daughter Cassie drops by often. Find out more about Joanne at JoanneBrokaw.com.

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