Idol Chatter

‘John From Cincinnati’ Deserves a 'Dear John' Letter

Monday June 11, 2007

Categories: Entertainment

John-_idol.jpgTo paraphrase the titular character, "Some things I know, and some things I do'’t know. But I know that I won’t be watching this show again."

Unlike fellow blogger Valerie Reiss, I didn't have the benefit of multiple advance copies of HBO's new series, "John From Cincinnati," (a spiritual portrayal of the surfing culture in San Diego) so I am only able to base my opinion on the premiere. But one thing is certain, I don't quite see the "potential" she does. Give me a premiere with real, kinetic energy like "Rome," that captures my attention and has me sitting through the entire first season in one long afternoon, not "potential."

Instead of a young "Johnny Depp," I instantly pegged the character J.C. as a John Mayer look-a-like, idiot-savant who’s able to pull things out of his pockets a la Captain Caveman--reaching into his khaki-covered caverns and pulling out precisely what is needed at that moment. Yes, John acts as a sort of "Zen mirror," for the characters, but I saw him more as the id who facilitates what would be internal conversations, but externally. He plants suggestions with his Elmo-esque gibberish and pigeon-like head movements, so that the Yost family (the surfing family around which this show centers) can teach themselves and learn invaluable life lessons.

"It’s a testament to both the writers and actor that this is more fascinating than annoying to watch," writes Valerie. I just found it annoying. New age twee.

Where’s the originality, the innovation for which HBO is known? An oft-times mono-syllabic, messiah-esque mysterious stranger comes to town and helps people rediscover their bliss. That could be a half dozen movies, if not more: "Starman," "K-Pax," or "Being There" with Peter Sellers. Perhaps centering it around a surfing family imbues it with an interest that I just don’t see, as I grew up far from any coastline--waves of grain are my surf.

The story arcs are as choppy as the waters, involving threads of vengeance by a gay, lotto-winning multimillionaire, a Jewish lawyer who surfs and worships the Yost family, and a hyper-vigilant, seemingly shell-shocked ex-police officer. A friend of mine summed it up perfectly saying, "It's a character circus, or character assembly--putting a bunch of overly quirky characters in a setting to throw them into arbitrary conflicts eked out of their eccentricities for purposes of eliciting a moral lesson." Right on, dude!

The only reason I would give "John" another go is the remarkable cast: Bruce Greenwood (the patriarch of the surfing family), in particular. In the premiere, much of Brain Van Holt’s (addict son Butchie) acting consists of flailing arms and screaming into a cell phone. Even Rebecca De Mornay’s performance (the matriarch of the Yost family) lacks nuance at times and comes across as shrill. But Greenwood is solid. And, even though I find it ridiculous that this accomplished Quebecois actor is spouting out surf-jargon, in the end, it may be Greenwood that saves "John" and not the other way around.

Advertisement
Comments
Anonymous
June 12, 2007 10:10 AM

Too bad I don't get HBO - I like the show's title, and love Bruce Greenwood. My favorite Greenwood performance was the one he gave in "The Sweet Hereafter," in which he played a Canadian redneck missing his front teeth. That performance reminded me that he was more than just a pretty face.

Barbara
June 12, 2007 12:28 PM

John of Cincinatti... I don't know anything about
surfing... I like Bruce Greenwood, but the show was slow slow and slow. I watched it with my 20 yr old son and we were lost with the plot. Sorry, we switched the TV off after 20 mins of the show.

Lorraine K. Hayes
June 13, 2007 3:08 AM

I was tototaly confused. I could not make heads or tails out of the show. I was bored to death and I will not be watching it again.

This does not meet HBO's usual standards. I am very dissapointed in them.

Anonymous
July 21, 2007 12:17 AM

it's gotten more annoying with each passing episode.

Post a Comment

By submitting these comments, I agree to the beliefnet.com terms of service, rules of conduct and privacy policy (the "agreements"). I understand and agree that any content I post is licensed to beliefnet.com and may be used by beliefnet.com in accordance with the agreements.



Please type the text you see in the box below to verify your post and help us prevent spam. You have a limited time to type - you may wish to compose your comment in a separate document and paste it here upon completion.

Type the characters you see in the picture above.

Advertisement

Search This Blog

feed icon Subscribe

RSS Feed

Receive updates from Idol Chatter

Calendar

Advertisement

Advertisement


About Beliefnet

Our mission is to help people like you find, and walk, a spiritual path that will bring comfort, hope, clarity, strength, and happiness. More about Beliefnet.

Legal

Copyright © Beliefnet, Inc. and/or its licensors. All rights reserved. Use of this site is subject to Terms of Service and to our Privacy Policy. Constructed by Beliefnet.

Advertisement

Report as Inappropriate

You are reporting this content because it violates the Terms of Service.

All reported content is logged for investigation.