Even if I could lure him away from that gorgeous French woman, it turns out that Johnny Depp and I would not have a hot romance, or even a deep soul connection. Sigh.
And me and Charlie Sheen? A total disaster–with almost no passion. Whew!
How do I know this? From a nifty new toy: theastrologer.com/matchme
You enter in your birthday, gender, and the gender you’re seeking, and it not only tells you which celebrities you’d be a good astrological match with, but it breaks down the degrees of harmony and tension in six areas: soul connection, communication, romance, passion, shared values, and commitment. You’ll get a slew of matches to peruse (alphabetical, by first name)–and lose hours better spent … doing I’m not sure what. Because what could be more worthwhile than finding out if you and Drew would be a hit? Or if you and Marilyn Manson would really connect? This brings a whole new dimension to those “celebrities-you’re allowed-to-do” lists some couples keep.
It turns out that Christian Bale, Colin Farrell, and Ewan MacGregor–all Brits, interestingly enough–might be the dudes for me. It’s no shock that Keanu and I would have tons of tension–I’d be like, “You are so wooden,” and he’d Vulcan Death Grip me, and it’d be over.
But me and Mr. Clooney have a shot–lots of passion and shared values harmony–so he’s moved up my list (sorry, Johnny). Now, I’m off to see my boyfriend’s matches. Maybe he and that Evangeline Lily he’s always swooning about would loathe each other. Fingers (and stars) crossed!
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posted August 3, 2007 at 8:44 am
I tried this with numerous celebrities. I found, in general, that the positives in the would-be matches made the potential relationships seem really great, but then the challenges made the potential match seem really bad.
I wrote to customer service for the site regarding integrating the good and bad, but haven’t heard back.
Here are some excerpts from the result of myself being matched with one celebrity:
“Wow — you two are really mentally in tune!”
“You two think about things in similar ways, which is a great basis on which to develop a relationship.”
“You two have come together for a bigger purpose, a spiritual ideal – . . . .”
“You’ve found that you two have much in common when it comes to your spiritual values and philosophical beliefs.”
BUT:
“Instead of teammates, you’re adversaries in almost everything you undertake together. A couple is supposed to be on the same side, but you naturally take opposing sides on almost any issue.”
“You may have a hard time getting along.”
“When it comes to relating naturally as a romantic couple, this aspect could make it difficult or even impossible.”
“The problem between you is one of mismatched temperaments. You started out disagreeing on many subjects, and the better you’ve gotten to know each other, the higher your lover’s irritation, especially, has likely climbed.”
“Your lover tries to restrain your natural way of being in a relationship.”
“You two know almost instinctively how to get under each other’s skin.
The differences of opinion between the two of you have become more and more apparent and tricky to deal with over time.”
So, those are some of the positives and “challenges” in the relationship. Would YOU go with such a relationship, or not? How can I be “mentally in tune” with someone and find that “You started out disagreeing on many subjects, and the better you’ve gotten to know each other, the higher your lover’s irritation, especially, has likely climbed.”?