She's Baaaack: Sarah Palin Gets a Book Deal
Categories: Books,
Politics
Tina Fey, better find your Sarah specs: Governor Palin has a book deal with HarperCollins to produce a memoir for publication in 2010, the year she's up for re-election. "There's been so much written about and spoken about in the...
Title...hmmm...let's see....
How about "How to Gain National Prominence in Politics Without Any Real Talent or Intellect"? Or perhaps "Let Me Hear a Big 'Hell Yea' (from the Redneck Girls Like Me)". Or maybe "How I Proved to America that Vetting Is Over-Rated". Oh, I know: "How Not to Take Any Responsibility for Your Own Gaffes and Misfortunes".
Oooops! I made a gaffe myself! That one title should be "Let Me Get a Big 'Heck Yea'". Sorry!
How about "Empty Head From an Empty Land" subtitled "How one plucky Alaskan proved that you don't need brains to move up in the Republican Party."
Will the good governer's book have pictures in it?
You mean pictures of the fold-out kind? Sarah or Levi?
Book Title Suggestions for the Governor
“Palin Around with Caribou”
“The Night Putin Reared His Head in Alaska”
“Why Adorable Women Should President – Wink”
"I Can See the White House from Juneau"
“'Say it Ain’t so Joe' – A Collection of Sarah Palin’s Great Speeches”
Richard,
I would go so far as to make that subtitle read, "How One Plucky Alaskan Proved that Having Brains and Being a Popular Republican Don't Go Together"! Having brains actually seems to get in the way of ascendency in the GOP these days. Hello, Rush!
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