Some celebrities had a memorable 2007, but "memorable" isn't always synonymous with "good." This year, Dena Ross and Lilit Marcus have rounded up a dozen famous folks who need to get their act together in 2008, and helpfully suggested some resolutions for them.
Amy Winehouse
This year hasn't been too great for Winehouse. Sure, she achieved much success with her 2006 album, "Back to Black"—particularly with the aptly titled single, "Rehab," but her personal life has been spiraling out of control. Her eating disorder, drug and alcohol additions, and unhealthy relationship with fellow junkie/soulmate/currently jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil was regular tabloid fodder. She was recently was photographed wandering around in the middle of the night with only a bra and jeans on, causing her mother to make a public plea for her to come home and clean up her act. And, surprise, surprise, she was just arrested for "perverting justice" in connection with her husband's charge, a bribery plot.
Suggested Resolution: Please say "Yes, yes, yes" to rehab so that your amazing talent doesn't go to waste (a la Janis Joplin), then dump your enabler hubby to ensure your sobriety.
Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears
What hasn't happened to Britney this year? She dumped husband Kevin Federline, was in and out of rehab, got photographed multiple times sans underwear, became estranged from her mom, fired her manager and publicist, and lost custody of her two sons. Then, little sister Jamie Lynn shocked everyone (including, apparently, her own mom) by announcing her pregnancy in OK! magazine. Jamie Lynn is just 16, and her boyfriend is 19.
Suggested Resolution: Britney, buy some underwear—we know you can afford it. Lose Paris Hilton's phone number. Hire a driver. And maybe take a year off from Hollywood. Jamie Lynn, you should probably start interviewing nannies now. Or at least look into raising your kid far away from your messed-up family if you want him or her to have a chance at a normal life.
Paris Hilton
America's favorite celebutante and the "star" of the soon-to-be-released "The Hottie and the Nottie" was the most notable celebrity this year to serve time in jail. Although the heiress was originally sentenced to 45 days in the slammer, a Los Angeles County Sheriff took the law into his own hands and released her early, "reassigning" her to house arrest. The judge was peeved and hours later, made her go back to jail to finish her sentence. Paris threw a tantrum--while advocates of justice cheered. She has since promised that she will devote her life to charitable causes and has a trip to Rwanda planned for 2008 (she was actually supposed to go this year, but I'm sure there was an important party she needed to attend). In the meantime, she has taken up pole dancing.
Suggested Resolution: Get off the pole and start doing more localized—less publicized—charity work. Help out at a soup kitchen, or take some of the money you would have spent on a shopping trip and buy some toys for the sick children at your local hospital. Oh, and you know you don't have to go to every party you're invited to, right? Chill out.