Patton Dodd may believe God likes the Colorado Rockies, but over at J-Walking, David Kuo wonders if Jesus wants the Rocks to lose the World Series.
Are they pointing to a Heavenly Father-Son rift? Hardly. David's not saying Jesus has anything against this team. Far from it. He just believes that a loss will glorify God and embody the team's spirit and faith even more than a victory: "How extraordinary would it be for the Rockies to gather on their field if the Sox win and applaud? What an amazing witness for the transformative power of Jesus would it be if the Rockies doused the Sox in champagne and celebrated their victory and praised God all the time."
With the Sox down 0-2 in the Series, we may soon get to see whether it happens this way or not. It would be amazing, but somehow, I'm guessing that the agony of defeat will be out the spirit of charity at that moment. Here's hoping David's right, and I am wrong, though.
Yes, it's true. Eventually, it was bound to happen: a reason to watch TV. And not just any TV, but specifically "Curb Your Enthusiasm," featuring the social misfit Larry David himself. Sure, the benefits are specifically for schizophrenia patients whose doctors use the show in therapy to spark reactions, but nonetheless, let's raise a glass to the good old TV for doing its part to help those in need.
Larry David, group therapy, and a bunch of schizophrenics sounds like the set-up for a bad joke--or a "Curb" episode--but three years ago, an astute psychology student at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill named David Roberts realized TV's potential to help his patients, who were particularly uncommunicative in group therapy:
During a break one day, Roberts, watching television in the hospital's lounge, noticed that a change had come over his patients, who generally seemed immune to basic social signals. "They were laughing at the ironic commercials," he said. "They were laughing at 'Friends.' They were laughing at all the places I was laughing." Many showed a fluency in the kinds of social communication that Roberts had been struggling to teach them in therapy. "We watched a scene from 'Monk' where Tony Shalhoub won't shake hands with anyone for fear of germs, and walks away awkwardly. I asked a man who'd been an inpatient for ten years, and who was generally blank, what had happened, and he shook his head and gave me a wry grin. Unspoken communication is huge for someone like that."
So what does God look like to you? A few weeks ago, we posed this question, promising that the best 10 responses will win copies of "Evan Almighty on DVD." More than 300 of you submitted entries, and here are our top picks. In no particular order, the winners are:
God has no face and has no color - until we believe in him. When we do, we see what we think he looks like. No fancy tricks, just a face that we know well, love well, and respect well. Perhaps He looks like a well loved father, brother, uncle, friend or neighbor. All we know is that He is total security personified. As for color, if we truly believe - then that is not an issue.
-- J Green
We are all made in the image of GOD, he looks like US. I asked my 11 year old son what he thought GOD looked like...he said he is everywhere and in everything and every living creature. He would be as bright as the brightest star, the warmest smile and the kindest eyes and you could feel the love and peace when you are near him. If he hugged you, you would never feel pain, hate, frustration or fear. ... I thought that was a wonderful description.
-- Lori A
God looks like the homeless man, dressed in rags and dirty, wrapping the coat he found in a dumpster to a homeless child, shivering in a downtown doorway at 2 am.
God looks like the five year old giving his sister his ice cream cone when she dropped hers.
God looks like me, when I let the elderly man behind me in a grocery line go first.
God looks like the divine spark of compassion in every one of us.
-- RhodaFriend
Oscar-nominee Ryan Gosling plays another challenging and off-beat role: A young, socially awkward man who is in love with... a life-sized doll he buys off the Internet. Yet somehow, "Lars" ends up as a sweet story about community, faith, and love. Go figure. Watch two clips here, and then read our interview with Gosling and "Lars" director Craig Gillespie:

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As I've mentioned in Idol Chatter before, the novelist Tom Perrotta was a college writing teacher of mine and had a major influence on me professionally, so I've avoided reviewing his work in the media. But in his latest novel, "The Abstinence Teacher," Perrotta takes the story to Beliefnet's turf by portraying what happens when an evangelical church is planted a sleepy, heretofore secular New Jersey suburb. So I can't resist, and with that disclaimer, here's my review of this parable of the national Culture Wars writ small, a book that is sad, funny, and always entertaining.
Perrotta has made a career out of fictionalizing, painfully and hilariously, the soullessness of American suburbia. After moving the action to Massachusetts in his last book ("Little Children"), he returns here to his usual stomping grounds of New Jersey. And as usual, we see adults acting like kids, and kids caught in the middle, the victims of their parents' immaturity, whims, and custody battles.
In "The Abstinence Teacher," Ruth Ramsey stands in for the secularists, a sex-ed teacher who's in trouble with the school board for teaching it a little too enthusiastically--and forced instead to use an abstinence-education curriculum. Tim Mason embodies the Christians in town, a former druggie saved by Jesus (and Pastor Dennis) who coaches soccer in part to spend time with his daughter, who lives mostly with her mother.
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