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Your Pets and the Rapture: What to do?

posted by Scot McKnight | 3:27pm Tuesday September 1, 2009

A post rapture pet sitting service… (Warning: satire, about which I’ve said more than enough, but every now and then this kind of stuff can shed light…) What follows is a clip from a post, and you can follow the link at the beginning to the site itself:

You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved.  But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind?   Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind. 

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as
such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your
reward.  Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when
you step up to Jesus.



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Mark Baker-Wright

posted September 1, 2009 at 5:56 pm


OK, that’s just hilarious!



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Peter Welle

posted September 1, 2009 at 9:18 pm


The Rock TV (Christian satire) team is on top of this one, folks…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN3SkzwfISs
The Pet Rapture Insurance commercial starts at about :45



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AHH

posted September 1, 2009 at 9:28 pm


In a similar vein, seems like I read not long ago of a service that, post-Rapture, would send “I told you so” emails to a list of people you provide. And I think maybe other info like where the spare key is hidden. Might have been a parody …



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Matt

posted September 2, 2009 at 12:03 pm


Looks like thestreet.com did a little write up….
You sure it’s satire?



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ladydiole

posted September 2, 2009 at 12:58 pm


I’m not worried…my little cocker spaniel will be right behind me at the Pearly Gates! He’s as near perfect as a pet could be….LOL!



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Ed Gentry

posted September 2, 2009 at 4:17 pm


Did you notice that the paypal button works? Look like they will accept payment.



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