Stephen Baldwin (i.e. StevieB) is coming to a city near you! Awww…. yeaaaahhhhh….
Anyway, StevieB is hosting an extreme sports show called the Assalt Tour. I think that’s what it’s called… I suppose the inside joke is that it’s missing “u.” Get it? Perhaps the missing “u” in the word “assault” is a subtle suggestion that “u” (or you) should attend.
OR
Perhaps it’s the Ass Alt Tour, which works.
OR
Maybe it’s the As Salt Tour, which doesn’t really work, though I think somebody believes it does…
(Between you and me, if you have any open wounds (emotional or otherwise), I recommend you stay home.
But all you healthy folk out there should totally go. It’s free. It’s StevieB. And it’s skateboarders high on Christ.
Awww…. yeaaaahhhhh….




posted May 27, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Dude….It’s definitely the “As Salt” tour, as in, “salt of the earth”, etc., and it looks ToTaLlY XTREME!!!!
This will put butts in seats, and soulz in heaven, Fo SHO!
posted May 27, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Bah. Save your time and go see Outcast BMX (http://www.outcastbmx.com/) They’ve been doing this a LOT longer and arguably better.
posted May 27, 2010 at 3:00 pm
This post is not an endorsement… I promise.
posted May 27, 2010 at 3:16 pm
I guess, technically speaking, both of mine were. Not intentional, I promise. I’d just rather see people with some respect in the “action sports” world get more attention than a washed up never-was who’s simply jumping on a bandwagon.
If he’s really sincere about his faith, then awesome. I just wish he’d stop trying to prove how “hardkore” (with a “k” b/c it’s tougher!) he is.
posted May 27, 2010 at 8:32 pm
mpt~
thanks for that…i was worried for a minute. actually i used to have a crush on stephen baldwin…until i found out he was a christian. oh well. ~sT
posted May 27, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Or, better yet, support my boy Duke and call up the Freestyle Connection (http://www.thefreestyleconnection.com/index.html) They might not be explicitly Christian, whereas Outcast caters to the church audience, but they’re way better at spelling than Stevie B.
posted May 27, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Is this where all that money to bail him out of bankruptcy went to? I read his book from a few years ago. He is a very bitter Christian who has very little tolerance and “Xtremely” Conservative, fundamentalist ideals. He is right up there with Kirk Cameron and his Way Of The Master buddies(who I consider the Howard Sterns of Christianity!!)
You want extreme, go check out the band Sleeping Giant. Their lead singer Tommy Green is an amazing preacher and singer!!
http://www.myspace.com/sleepingxgiant
posted May 27, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Why undiscipled celebrity converts should live quiet lives.
posted May 27, 2010 at 4:03 pm
HAHA – preach it. Stevie B..really should stay home.
posted May 27, 2010 at 3:27 pm
No, no, no!
It’s the “As Sal T.” Tour, in honor of Sal T. Provaggio, one of Stephen Baldwin’s mentors.
We should all be more like Sal T. A great man. And a great sk8tr.
posted May 27, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Are they going to ask for “stevieB tokens” after all the really cool stunts?
http://www.restorestephenbaldwin.org/
What doesn’t inspire gift giving more than emo skater punks sold out for christ? woohoo!