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posted January 31, 2011 at 12:44 pm
I was thinking the same thing!
Fathers, don’t get drunk. Because your daughters will have sex with you, and you WILL die.
posted January 31, 2011 at 2:33 pm
Thanks for connecting the dots for us.
I’m thinking Piper would be the best AA leader ever…
posted January 31, 2011 at 12:45 pm
Wow. Just wow.
posted January 31, 2011 at 12:46 pm
You know, it’s the ominous warning at the end that really makes it creepy.
posted January 31, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Yep. Saw this yesterday, too. I missed John. Haha.
posted January 31, 2011 at 12:51 pm
The man’s nuts in the best possible way. And Brad, you’re right– it’s the warning at the end that gives me the willies.
posted January 31, 2011 at 12:57 pm
John, I’m not sure it helps talking about ” the man’s nuts” in this conversation. Just saying.
posted January 31, 2011 at 12:59 pm
Haha! It almost reads like a sentence fragment. And now I can’t get it out of my head.
posted January 31, 2011 at 2:56 pm
at least you have the willies. now stay away from the wine.
posted January 31, 2011 at 12:58 pm
The warning at the end almost sounds like a threat…
posted January 31, 2011 at 1:00 pm
its like he’s planning something… (cue ominous music)
posted January 31, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Glad he’s not my dad.
posted January 31, 2011 at 5:19 pm
Agreed. Ew
posted January 31, 2011 at 1:02 pm
I quit following him on Twitter because he had gotten so freaking weird.
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posted January 31, 2011 at 1:09 pm
I feel like this is the start of a new meme: IT CAN HAPPEN AGAIN.
For example:
“Tobias was so eager to come into his wife’s bedchamber, that he smoked fish liver to scare the demon out of her naughty bits. (Tobit 8: 1-14) IT CAN HAPPEN AGAIN.”
posted January 31, 2011 at 1:59 pm
Oh, I love this idea. I think an #itcanhappenagain hashtag game is in order.
posted January 31, 2011 at 2:34 pm
**LIKE**
posted January 31, 2011 at 6:11 pm
David has to pay 100 foreskins to marry Saul’s daughter. (1 Kings 18:25-27) It can happen again.
posted January 31, 2011 at 1:17 pm
Holy crap, dude. I’ve tried to think of something else to say in response but…holy crap.
posted January 31, 2011 at 1:25 pm
I’ve clearly been living under a rock. Who’s this John Piper fella?
posted January 31, 2011 at 1:29 pm
If it happens again, wasn’t it predestined to happen again Mr. Piper?
posted January 31, 2011 at 1:37 pm
yes it is predestined to happen, so if he does this, it is almost like a combination of a preemptive apology and a “i told you so”
posted January 31, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Piper is EASILY the creepiest complementarian I follow on Twitter, and I follow Driscoll and Al Mohler. And Doug Wilson. His tweets are so incredibly creepy I can’t even explain.
posted January 31, 2011 at 2:08 pm
People wonder why I have this thing against Reformed theology. Then, something like this comes along.
I think this out did anything said by Mark Driscoll.
posted January 31, 2011 at 2:46 pm
I think this out did anything said by Mark Driscoll.
Oh, I don’t know about that. :p
posted January 31, 2011 at 11:33 pm
I don’t think Mark Driscoll has ever said anything creep, but then I don’t follow his tweets, only his facebook.
posted February 1, 2011 at 9:25 am
Driscoll has said a lot of creepy things in other contexts. One thing that immediately comes to mind is the second half of this clip on how he “protects” his wife. Danni Moss a good job of explaining why Driscoll’s comments here are troubling.
Or the stuff he says about how the bible tells women to perform oral sex on their husbands 0_o
posted January 31, 2011 at 2:10 pm
Wait … is this his actual Twitter account or the fake one that’s supposed to be funny?
posted January 31, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Another implausible bible story.
Lot was able to have an erection while drunk? Twice?
Lot‘s sperm count recovered in 24 hours?
The true propose of the story may have been to justify the Israelite genocide against the Moabites and the Ammonite since according to the bible, those to ethnic groups would not have existed without the incestuous relationship.
posted January 31, 2011 at 2:17 pm
No clue who he is Andie, but I don’t know most of the folks brought up here either.
Quite creepy
posted January 31, 2011 at 2:28 pm
How retarded!
nicodemusatnite.com
posted January 31, 2011 at 5:01 pm
Charlie, I like your posts usually, but I’d like to ask you to refrain from using such language as your only comment. I don’t normally “police” people’s language, but that is one word that, to me, is the equivalent of saying “How n-word” or something. So, please.
posted February 1, 2011 at 11:18 am
Will do Dianna. I apologize.
posted February 1, 2011 at 8:09 pm
No problem. It’s just that I have a bro who’s disabled, and he means the world to me, so I get a bit of a shock when I see otherwise great people using that word. No hard feelings at all.
posted January 31, 2011 at 2:35 pm
I think the daughters have to be drunk too.. and really drunk at that. wow.
posted January 31, 2011 at 5:11 pm
They pre-meditated it actually.
Our father is old and there is not a man in the land to have relations with us according to the way of the whole earth. Come, let us give our father wine to drink and let us lie down with him and preserve offspring from our father.”—Gen. 19:31, 32.
posted January 31, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Obviously there’s a lot of this story we’ll never know, but their time in Sodom could have corrupted them so that they rationalised this; and that Lot let himself behave like that even in a drunken stupor.
posted February 1, 2011 at 11:21 am
Or, you know, “fiction”…
posted January 31, 2011 at 2:59 pm
this reminds me of woody allen.
posted January 31, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Ah, Mr. Piper, when will you learn that huge theological concepts – especially when you’re using them as proclamations about something you’ve never experienced or will experience – do not do well when they are whittled down to 140 characters?
posted February 1, 2011 at 8:11 am
I’m glad I have sons & no gay tendencies.
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