This sign was sent to me by Chris (he also snapped the picture). He found it in the bathroom of a Christian bookstore in Alabama.
This sign begs a few question though:
1) Do you think Jesus washed his hands after peeing?
2) Does WWJD printed without a question mark change the meaning of the acronym?
3) Why is the C in cleanliness an uppercase C? Are they referring to divine cleanliness?
4) And how would this “Cleanliness” be appreciated? Would the gentleman receive a certificate? A sticker? An M&M?
Just curious.




posted April 15, 2011 at 1:07 pm
Because Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Although everyone knows that the women’s room tends to be way messier than the men’s room.
posted April 15, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Probably so, but the obvious answer to a WWJD? sign in there would be, “Not use the women’s restroom.”
posted April 18, 2011 at 7:52 am
I agree that the women’s room is messier, however the men’s room floor tends to be stickier
posted April 15, 2011 at 1:10 pm
Jesus’ mother was a virgin.
We can assume that his poo didn’t stink, and he never, ever missed the deodorizer block at the bottom of the urinal.
So, WWJD? Moot question. He was perfect. Why would he need to wash his hands?
posted April 15, 2011 at 1:12 pm
This.
posted April 15, 2011 at 1:15 pm
First thought, WWJD.. He’d be washing feet.
Which I’m not willing to follow him in to the bathroom and do as well. Go ahead, call me a hypocrite.
posted April 15, 2011 at 1:35 pm
“Consider the lilies, and shake the dew off while you’re at it!”
posted April 15, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Hahha, oh my goodness. I couldn’t get past question 1 without bursting out laughing. I have the strange urge to quote that absolutely terrible Good Charlotte song…
posted April 16, 2011 at 9:24 am
1. No. I’m no historian, but I’m pretty sure germ theory and facilities with running water are much more modern.
2. Punctuation is optional on tired abbrevations as sentences. Unless one is working it into a sentence: When can we retire WWJD?
3. Um, Duh. Capitalization of any word makes it more godly.
4. Sticker chart reward system for toy cars, movies, and new fun underwear.
Some people think passive aggressive is more polite, when it’s just irritating. What’s wrong with a sign that says “Please keep this bathroom clean”
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posted April 16, 2011 at 7:19 pm
HAHAHA!! I needed this!
posted April 18, 2011 at 1:10 pm
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