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Tuesday December 24, 2002

Categories: Movies

Nicholas Nickleby

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2002

Screenwriter/director Douglas McGrath has produced a respectful condensation of Charles Dickens’s rich and sprawling novel of the young sister and brother who find memorable friends and foes when they venture to London for the first time after the death of their father.

This is the story that the Royal Shakespeare Company turned into a stunning almost-word-for-word 9-hour version starring Roger Rees. There is no way that any two-hour version could compare with one of the most unforgettable theatrical experiences of the last century, and it does not try. McGrath has focused on the heart (in both senses of the word) of Dickens’ story, the struggle by Nicholas against his uncle’s attempts to corrupt or destroy him. Although he has had to jettison many colorful characters and huge sections of the story, his skillful paring preserves the essence of the novel’s tone and themes and the result is thoroughly satisfying on its own terms.

Nicholas (Charles Hunnam) and his sister Kate (Romola Garai) grow up in a small house in the country, the devoted children of devoted parents. But their father speculates unwisely in an attempt to follow the example of his successful brother. When he dies, the family must go to the brother for help. The brother is Ralph Nickleby, who lives in a huge house filled with a collection of stuffed and mounted animals that seem to be poised to pounce on anyone who is careless enough to look away.

Nicholas and Kate take the jobs Ralph procures for them. They are so kind themselves that they do not realize that he sees them the way he would see a shilling – only worth his time if he can use them to his advantage. He sends Nicholas off to become a teacher at a boys’ school in Yorkshire and he sends Kate off to work for a dressmaker.

The school is run by Wackford Squeers (Jim Broadbent) and his wife (Juliette Stevenson). They starve and beat the boys and steal the money and gifts sent to them by their families. One particular boy, known only as Smike (Jamie Bell of “Billy Elliot”), is the most severely abused, because he has no family.

Nicholas does the best he can to teach and befriend the boys, but his gentle upbringing has not prepared him to take on such unabashed cruelty. When he spurns the advances of the Squeers’ daughter, her parents decide the best way to hurt Nicholas is to abuse Smike. Nicholas, unable to bear seeing Smike beaten again, thrashes Squeers and he and Smike escape.

On their way back to London, they meet up with literature’s most irresistible troupe of actors, the company established by the spectacularly theatrical Vincent Crummles (Nathan Lane) and his wife (Barry Humphries of “Dame Edna Everage” fame). Their special attractions include their daughter -- a perpetual juvenile of indeterminate age billed as “the Infant Phenomenon,” and a real working pump that he tries to work into every production just because it is such a novelty to see on stage. They welcome Nicholas and Smike warmly and invite them to join them in their production of “Romeo and Juliet.”

Nicholas and Smike are very happy there until they get a letter from Kate. Ralph has allowed his unsavory business associates to treat her disrespectfully. Like Nicholas, she does not have enough experience of the world to abandon her natural gentility and the circumstances and conventions of her culture and era give a woman without the protection of a man few options in responding to abuse.

Nicholas returns to London with Smike and denounces his uncle, who swears he will get revenge. With the help of the kind and generous Cherryble brothers and a few melodramatic revelations, Nicholas and Kate manage to find true love and happiness.

Dickens books lend themselves beautifully to film. He created strong, very distinctive characters, gorgeous dialogue (the movie is worth seeing just for the way Lane delivers Crummles’ speeches), and wonderfully dramatic stories with all the audience-pleasers Vincent Crummles would love to put on for an audience – dastardly villains, true-hearted heroes, love, hate, revenge, comedy, tragedy -- and a working pump. McGrath and his actors clearly view this as a labor of love, and every detail is beautifully realized, with one of the best ensemble performances of the year. The one exception is Hunnam as Nicholas. It is a challenge for any actor to play a good-guy hero whose job is to react to all of those vivid characters, but Hunnam never manages to show us anything of Nicholas’ growing depth and resolve.

Parents should know that the movie has child abuse, some tense and upsetting family scenes, and sad deaths. A character commits suicide and it is portrayed as a just response to a terrible revelation. There is a brief and somewhat graphic childbirth scene with a nude baby.

Families who see this movie should talk about how parents can both protect their children and prepare them for a world in which not everyone will be as kind to them as their families are.

Families who enjoy this movie should see McGrath’s similarly meticulous version of Jane Austen’s “Emma,” starring Gwyneth Paltrow and Jeremy Northam. They should also see the Royal Shakespeare Company’s 9-hour version, a magnificent achievement, and they might want to see some of the many other movie versions of Dickens’ books, including “A Christmas Carol,” “Great Expectations,” and “David Copperfield.”

Friday December 20, 2002

Categories: Movies

Two Weeks Notice

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002

For many of us, romantic comedies are like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, providing comfort food and simple consistency in a messy world. We relax and enjoy the familiar experience, knowing that there will be no discomforting surprises or soul-searching involved. This simple fare can be especially welcome during the frenetic holiday seasons, so if you like the taste of romantic comedies, then "Two Weeks Notice" might just be the meal for you.

Let’s be clear from the start, “Two Weeks Notice” is not a great romantic comedy. There are no real sparks between leads Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant, some of the humor you can foresee (and start wincing at) long before it arrives, and, if you have seen the preview, you have a pretty good sense of where the movie is going.

From the moment the opening credits roll –complete with childhood snapshots of the lead characters and the Counting Crows’ neutral cover of Joni Mitchell’s classic “Big Yellow Taxi”—we know we are in familiar territory. All that remains to be seen is who Cupid’s lucky victims will be this time and what odd turns of fate will keep them apart until the credits roll again.

Enter stage left Lucy Kelson (Sandra Bullock), who in the first scene is bailed out of jail by her approving parents (Dana Ivey and Robert Klein) for protesting the demolition of an old theater. Clever us, we know that she is the good-hearted liberal cause girl in the sensible shoes. A proud denizen of Brooklyn, Lucy is a bright legal aide, fighting the just fight and protesting demolitions in her spare time. Her fight is about to take her up against the Wade Corporation.

Enter stage right George Wade (Hugh Grant), who is the “face” of the Wade Corporation, working in tandem with the “brain”, his financially savvy but less attractive brother, Howard (David Haig). George is immensely wealthy, self-absorbed and oblivious. Challenged by Howard to find a Chief Counsel with more upstairs, womanizing George sets off to hire a genuine Harvard Law graduate. Guess who he finds?

Lucy dedicates herself 110% to her job, which, as the months go by, she comes to realize is 109% more than what she needs to do to fulfill her role as a glorified baby-sitter to her pleasure-seeking ward. It is when Lucy decides to quit and George begins questioning a life without Lucy that the “romantic” part of “romantic comedy” is supposed to appear.

Where the comedy of this movie is consistently strong, it is the romance that is even less believable than the embarrassing baseball game and the unnecessary bathroom scene in the recreational vehicle. Neither Lucy nor George seem entirely human, with their simple characters writ large but they have a lovely ability to laugh at and with one another, so perhaps those romantic sparks are not really necessary. After all and caveats aside, none of the movies shortcomings will really matter to those with a craving for something sweet and light.

Parents should know that this movie has a brief scene of potty humor, in addition to references to casual relationships and infidelity. Two of the characters participate in a non-explicit game of strip chess. A woman's head gets stuck on a man's pants in a suggestive way.

Families who see this movie should talk about how Lucy and George are molded by their families’ (very different) expectations. Lucy says that she will never live up to her mother’s expectations, how does this drive her behavior? Why does George say that it is worse when one’s family has no expectations at all? How do the characters change as they are influenced by one another? Are these changes always for the good?

Families who enjoyed this film might consider watching other light comedies with Hugh Grant or Sandra Bullock such as “Four Weddings and a Funeral”, “Notting Hill”, and, “Miss Congeniality”. For those who want to laugh and watch sparks fly between leads, movies such as “His Gal Friday” and, more recently, “The Hudsucker Proxy” might appeal.

Friday December 20, 2002

Categories: Movies

A Goofy Movie

A
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1995

One of the great existential questions of childhood, memorably explored in “Stand By Me,” is “If Mickey is a mouse, and Pluto is a dog, what is Goofy?” Goofy may be in a class (and genus) of his own, as we see in this thoroughly enjoyable film. At the center of the story is Max, struggling through the torturous insecurity and self-consciousness of adolescence. Like all teens, he is humiliated by his father’s goofiness. But the movie’s great joke is that in this case, his father is not just goofy, he is Goofy, the Goof of all Goofs, the Uber-Goof!

When a prank at school gets Max in trouble, Goofy decides that what Max needs is some quality time with his father. So he takes him on a fishing trip, not knowing that Max will have to miss his first date with his adored Roxanne, and that in order to get out of the date, Max has lied to Roxanne, telling her his father is taking him to a rock concert. It takes a while (and a run-in with Bigfoot) for Goofy and Max to start talking to each other instead of at each other. But they ultimately strengthen their connection and find a satisfying resolution. Free of the pressures that sometimes smother the big Disney releases, this movie has a refreshingly casual, even insouciant feel, with some sly humor (look fast for a glimpse of Elvis at a remote lunchcounter), even daring to poke fun at Disney itself. The teen characters are contemporary without the prepackaged feel of other Disney productions (like “The New Mickey Mouse Club”), and there are lively songs performed by by Tevin Campbell.

Although the material in this movie is certainly suitable for all ages, younger kids may be uncomfortable with the strain between Max and Goofy. It’s a shame that the G rating scared off the film’s optimal audience, the 10-14 age group. If you can persuade them to take a look, they will find much to enjoy and identify with, and, if parents and kids watch it together, it can inspire some good discussions about parent-child communication.

Friday December 20, 2002

Categories: Movies

Far From Heaven

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002

The 1950’s was a time of peace and plenty, but it was also a time of conformity. It was especially inconvenient to be female, gay, or black. In “Far From Heaven,” characters struggle with all three.

Writer/director Todd Haynes sets his story not in the world of the 1950’s but in the world of 1950’s movies. It is inspired by the films of Douglas Sirk, whose specialty was stories of women suffering nobly in fabulous clothes, accompanied by Chopin-inspired music on the soundtrack. Sirk, long dismissed as a maker of “women’s movies,” is having something of a renaissance this year. One of his films, “Imitation of Life,” is briefly glimpsed in “8 Mile,” as a character watches a scene about a black girl who is trying to pass as white. “Far From Heaven” is a tribute to Sirk’s “All that Heaven Allows,” in which widow Jane Wyman loses her heart to gardener Rock Hudson.

The world of Cathy Whitaker (Julianne Moore) seems perfect. She lives in a suburban home with her husband and two children and they look like a slightly more stylish version of the family in the Dick and Jane readers. Her home is as immaculate, coordinated, and generic as a furniture showroom. She has gloves to match every outfit, every hair is perfectly curled and sprayed in place, and she wears an apron over her bouffant skirts. Her children call her “Mother” and mind their manners and her black maid wears a starchy apron and calls her ma’am. She spends her days caring for her family, organizing social events for her husband’s company and for the community, and talking to her friends, whose lives all seem exactly like hers. Everyone knows the rules and the rules seem to work.

But the Technicolor burnished leaves of the trees in autumn are about to fall on Cathy’s neatly manicured lawn, signaling decay and, ultimately, renewal. Cathy’s husband Frank (Dennis Quaid) is struggling with his longing for other men and with the self-hatred it engenders. When he is picked up by the police, Cathy believes his story that it was a mistake. But then she decides to bring him dinner when he is working late one night and discovers him kissing another man.

Frank goes to a doctor who is, well, frank about the likelihood of a “cure.” And just as Frank needs an honest relationship, Cathy does, too. She begins to feel drawn to Raymond (Dennis Haysbert), her gardener, who is black. Like the character who inspired him, the gardener played by Rock Hudson in Sirk’s “All That Heaven Allows,” Raymond symbolizes the natural man in an artificial world, and Haysbert (currently seen as the President in television’s “24”) plays him with dignity, warmth, and a subtle magnetism that shows us how Cathy can feel safe enough to allow herself to be drawn to him.

Moore and Quaid, too, give performances of breathtaking sensitivity and courage. But it is not clear whether the movie is set in the 1950’s as a way to show us what Sirk could only hint at about that era or whether it is an attempt to say something about our own. It is tempting to distance ourselves from the problems faced by the people in this movie. They have no context or vocabulary to talk about the disconnect between what they feel and what they are expected to feel. Though the point of view of the movie is sympathetic, it feels distant. While Sirk’s movies can still move me to tears, this movie did not. The meticulous re-creation of the movies of the era, down to the style of the credits and the music by the legendary Elmer Bernstein, feels more elegiac than immediate, more admirable than involving.

Parents should know that the movie deals with mature issues, including bigotry, homosexuality, and adultery. Characters make comments that are anti-Semitic and racist remark. Characters drink and smoke. Frank gets drunk in an attempt to numb the pain he feels about not being true to himself.

Families should talk about why the story is set in the 1950’s and about what has changed. Younger family members may want to know more about the older members’ recollections of that era. Did Raymond and Frank make different choices when it came to what was best for their children? What do those children think about what is going on around them? How will film-makers 50 years from now see today’s movies and what will they pick to pay tribute to?

Families who enjoy this movie should compare it to some of Sirk’s classics, like “All that Heaven Allows,” “The Magnificent Obsession,” and “Imitation of Life.” They might also like some of the other films of that era like “The Man in the Grey Flannel Suit,” “Strangers When We Meet,” and “A Summer Place.”

Thursday December 19, 2002

Categories: Movies

Catch Me If You Can

A
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002

Steven Spielberg has made the real-life story of the youngest person ever to make the FBI’s 10 Most Wanted List into a terrifically entertaining movie. It is set in the candy-colored ring-a-ding 1960’s where jet pilots were glamorous and even bank tellers in big cities had a small-town belief in the honesty of someone cashing a check, especially if he had a charming smile. There is no hint of the upheavals and anguish of that era. This is the 1960’s of big hair, smooth surfaces, and bikinis, fueled by martini music like Sinatra’s “Come Fly With Me.”

Leonardo DiCaprio plays Frank Abagnale, Jr. He adores his parents. His father (Christopher Walken) thinks he can always find an angle to get what he wants, and he often can. He has Frank Jr., still a teenager, pretend to be his chauffeur so that he can make an impressive showing when he tries to borrow money from a bank. But eventually his schemes catch up with him and he gets in trouble with the IRS. The family has to leave their home and Frank has to leave his prep school. When Frank is 16, his parents get divorced and he is told to choose which one he will live with. He cannot handle it and he runs away. Like a child, he thinks he can recreate the perfect world he once thought he had. But he has one very un-childlike quality, an astonishing eye for detail. Combined with the charm and panache he learned from his father, the ability to appear innocent to give him apparent credibility and – just as important – the actual youthful innocence to make him all but fearless because he just doesn’t know how outrageous his scams are, he becomes one of the most successful con men in history. Before he is imprisoned in France, he manages to pass himself off as a pilot, a doctor, and a lawyer. He also manages to pass off bad checks worth over $4 million.

Every single element of this movie works brilliantly together and the result is as irresistible as its con man hero. The Saul Bass-inspired opening credits and Henry-Mancini-inspired John Williams score set the mood just perfectly – part period piece, part chase film, part drama. The screenplay by Jeff Nathanson (based on Abagnale’s book) is one of the best of the year, as crafty as its subject and with just the right touch of heart. DiCaprio and Hanks are as good as they have ever been, and that means as good as it gets. Hanks, as the FBI agent who chases, admires, and ultimately inspires Frank, makes each moment on screen a small masterpiece, even the way he bites an éclair or hands someone a fork. DiCaprio captures us from his first moment as an awkward 13-year-old to his sheer pleasure in his own ability to master the adult world.

Parents should know that there is some mature material, including the fact that the main character is a con man who never considers the impact that his lies and scams may have or the risks he is taking. It includes some non-explicit sexual situations and a negotiation with a call girl. A character says that her parents refuse to see her following her out of wedlock pregnancy and abortion. Characters drink and smoke and use strong language. The scene where Frank’s parents tell him they are getting a divorce may be upsetting to some audiences.

Families who see this movie should talk about the different ways Frank and Hanratty felt about each other at different times. How were Frank Sr. and Hanratty like opposing father figures in Frank’s life? What did he hope for in the relationship with Brenda?

Families who enjoy this movie will also enjoy two other movies about charming con men: “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels,” “The Sting” (both with mature material) and “The Music Man,” one of the best movies ever made for people of any age.

Thursday December 19, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Hours

A+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
In this story of three women of different eras whose lives connect and parallel each other, we see each of them struggle between despair and meaning. Small moments repeat themselves as the same themes shimmer through the single day we...

Thursday December 19, 2002

Categories: Movies

Gangs of New York

A
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Martin Scorsese is a director of astonishing power and “Gangs of New York” is a movie of astonishing imagination, ambition, and scope. The first fifteen minutes are as dazzling as any images ever put on screen. The rest of the...

Thursday December 19, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Adaptation

A
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2002
There are people who care so passionately about something that it fills them up completely. And then there are the rest of us, who can never lose themselves that way, people who divide their interest and attention and always hold...

Tuesday December 17, 2002

Categories: Movies

Chicago

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Like the case put on by the defense in the leading lady’s murder trial, “Chicago” is all razzle-dazzle – and it is only about razzle-dazzle, too. The story is based on a real-life jazz age murder trial that inspired a...

Tuesday December 17, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Wild Thornberrys Movie

B-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
“The Wild Thornberrys” are a family that travels to exotic locales all over the world to film nature documentaries for television. The on-camera talent is the relentlessly cheerful father, Nigel (voice of Tim Curry) with a frightfully posh, “Mumsy, do...

Monday December 16, 2002

Categories: Movies

Star Trek: Nemesis

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
Star Trek has a language and following all its own. For those who are not devotees of the series, the way the characters speak often needs to be decoded, causing the viewer to spend more time trying to figure out...

Monday December 16, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Hot Chick

F
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Even by the low standards of Saturday Night Live-alumni movies, and by the even lower standards of Adam Sandler-produced movies, “The Hot Chick” is simply excruciating. It is loathsome, offensive, vile, and, even worse, it is not funny. To add...

Monday December 16, 2002

Categories: Movies

Equilibrium

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Equilibrium is set in the joyless state of Libria. It is a society built on peace at all costs. In a bid to make the outbreak of war impossible in this post-nuclear apocalypse, early Twenty First Century, all human emotions...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Drumline

A
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2002
John Philip Sousa and all of the Music Man’s 76 Trombones never dreamed that marching bands could be this cool. Farewell to the nerdy reputation for “band camp.” “Drumline” makes marching bands as soul-stirring as raise-the-roof gospel and more irresistibly,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Maid in Manhattan

B
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
Romantic comedies are so endlessly appealing both to those looking back on their own experience of falling in love and those looking forward to it that Hollywood keeps cranking them out. The elements seem so simple – the plucky but...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Drama

About Schmidt

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2002
Warren Schmidt (Jack Nicholson) sits at his desk as though he was standing at attention during a full-dress inspection. As he watches the clock move from 4:58 to 5:00, he is as clenched as a fist. It is Warren's last...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2002
Don’t settle back in your seat and wait for a rehash of the first three-hour epic in the “Lord of the Rings” series to remind you who everyone is and where we left off a year ago. Even with another...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Personal Velocity

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
With near perfect adherence to the original text, director Rebecca Miller has adapted three of the seven short stories from her book “Personal Velocity” for this engaging film about life’s turning points. She has transplanted her short, ambitiously descriptive sentences...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Analyze That

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Robert DeNiro loves comedy. Who knew? After decades as America’s most respected dramatic actor, DeNiro discovered that he enjoyed making people laugh in “Analyze This,” where he tweaked his most famous roles to create mob boss Paul Vitti, who was...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2002
"8 Crazy Nights" is a bit of an enigma. In the Venn diagram of movie goers, Adam Sandler fans are not an easy overlap with those who cherish holiday musicals. This lame attempt at comedy is more likely to appeal...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Extreme Ops

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
They can fake a lot of things in the movies – they can make us believe that Superman can fly, that there are real dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, and that Harry Potter can wear an invisibility cloak and fight a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Antwone Fisher

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Therapy films usually follow the same pattern as romance films, a sort of one-sided romance of the subjects with themselves. In other words, it’s therapist meets patient, therapist loses patient, then therapist gets patient to open up with a big...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Solaris

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
More meditation than story, “Solaris” is a series of images and moments that address themes of identity, memory, and loss, ambitious in both form and content. George Clooney plays Chris Kelvin, a psychiatrist who receives an urgent SOS from a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Treasure Planet

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
If “Treasure Planet” is not Disney at its best, it is still Disney at its still-pretty-much-better-than-anyone else. It is based on the classic Robert Louis Stevenson story, filmed many times before. This version is set in outer space, but it...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Friday After Next

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
This third in Ice Cube’s “Friday” series has something to offend everyone, with highly politically incorrect jokes in just about every category. On the other hand, it is better than the last one, and I have to admit that at...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Emperor's Club

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
There is a very rich tradition of books and movies set in schools. One reason is that like another popular setting, submarines, they present a closed environment. But the real reason is that schools and teachers play such a definitive...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Die Another Day

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Bond, James Bond, has returned to the big screen once again. This time, as with every effort in the Pierce Brosnan series, producer Barbara Broccoli and MGM studios will try and out do the explosions, the sex, and the witty...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Harry Potter And the Chamber of Secrets

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
It’s even bigger, better, funnier, and more exciting than the first one. "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" is pure magic. Our favorite characters are all back and better than ever, from the odious Dursleys at Harry’s home on...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

8 Mile

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
The dialogue in "8 Mile" has a vocabulary of fewer words than the 223 in The Cat in the Hat, and that’s counting giving someone the finger as a word. Other than the usual four-letter words, with one in particular...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Punch-Drunk Love

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Comedians use humor to transcend norms and act outside the rules of civility to express the feelings we strive to keep inside – anger, insecurity, resentment, and selfishness. Many of them assume the freedoms of childhood to unleash the superego...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Spirited Away

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Santa Clause 2

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
Even though I am a well-known softie when it comes to Christmas movies, "The Santa Clause 2" gets a "bah humbug" from me. Indeed, if the Ghost of Christmas Present had shown Ebenezer Scrooge "The Santa Clause 2," they both...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Bloody Sunday

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
On January 30, 1972, thousands of civil rights demonstrators in Derry (Londonderry), Ireland, held a rally to protest the British Government’s use of internment without due process in Northern Ireland. British military forces were ordered into the unarmed crowd to...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Welcome to Collinwood

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Bowling for Columbine

A
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Any documentary about gun violence in America in which the single most intelligent and insightful comment is made by a guy named after a dead beauty queen and a serial killer is worth a look. Then there is the bank...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

I Spy

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Once upon a time, there was a television show that was genuinely cool. Robert Culp and Bill Cosby played smart, laid-back guys who traveled around to exotic and romantic locations saving the world. Everyone thought they were a tennis player...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Truth About Charlie

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
I can’t figure out how a studio decided to take "Charade," one of the world’s most delectable movies, and remake it without a single one of the ingredients that made it great. The dreamy theme song by Henry Mancini is...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

White Oleander

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Like all Oprah-selected books, White Oleander is the story of a girl who has to overcome the most severe trauma and abuse. The book’s language was both vivid and lyrical, making the terrible events more epic than sordid. The movie...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Rules of Attraction

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
In 1985, Brett Easton Ellis’ first book "Less than Zero", introduced a new voice to the "party at the end of civilization" genre – those texts dealing with a corrupted society’s last orgy before collapse (for example, works from 1930’s...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Swept Away

F
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Imagine the potential: a gritty, innovative director remakes a provocative film about gender and class and the clash of diametrically opposed individuals when the tables are turned on their situation. Mix in sexual tension, deserted Ionian islands and two attractive...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Moonlight Mile

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Ring

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
A true connoisseur of the scary movie (note, not slasher flicks but psychological thrillers) will recognize certain spooky elements in many of the "classics" of the genre: the cruel parent (or stepparent); the otherworldly child, a medium for the spirit...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Thriller

Abandon

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2002
Given the talent involved, it really is almost impressive how bad "Abandon" is. The movie is written by Stephen Gaghan, who last won an Oscar for "Traffic" and here makes his directing debut. The direction is poor, and the screenplay...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Formula 51

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
This "Formula" is missing some key ingredients – like plot, characters, and dialogue. Here is what it does have: the undeniably cool Samuel L. Jackson (who co-produced) in a kilt, fending off attackers with golf clubs and one funny joke....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Knockaround Guys

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Barbershop

A-
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
"Barbershop" is an unassuming ensemble comedy with a surprisingly gentle and heartfelt center. It is impossible not to be charmed by it. It all takes place on one day as Calvin (Ice Cube), under a lot of financial pressure, decides...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Pokemon 4Ever

C+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 2002
In this fourth installment of Pokemon feature films, Ash and his friends explore an enchanted forest and meet Celebi, a dove-like Pokemon with the power to move through time. They also make friends with a boy named Sammy who was...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Red Dragon

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Hannibal Lecter is back in "Red Dragon," but he cannot ever scare us again as much as he did in "Silence of the Lambs." We know him too well. But that very knowledge becomes one of the pleasures of seeing...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Princess Bride

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1987
This witty modern fairy tale by William Goldman (screenwriter of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" and "All the President’s Men") is resoundingly satisfying. The most beautiful woman in the world (Robin Wright) is engaged to the cruel Prince (Chris...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The King's Guard

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
This very uneven film has a strong cast and an ambitious story, but it falters in execution. Top actors Eric Roberts, Ron Perlman, and Lesley-Anne Down appear in supporting roles, while the leads are taken by young unknowns. The story...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Tuxedo

D
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
Four words I didn’t plan on saying: Bring back Chris Tucker! The bad guy in the movie may be evil, but he doesn’t do nearly as much damage to Jackie Chan as the script does. It’s a cute idea, miserably...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Sweet Home Alabama

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
It’s official. Reese Witherspoon is the new Meg Ryan. That means Witherspoon has the charm, sparkle, and impeccable comic timing to keep an entire movie afloat and make it look effortless. She makes watching it seem effortless, too. That's a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Four Feathers

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
In what is at least the fifth filmed version of this story, a soldier ordered to war resigns his commission. He has just become engaged to a girl he adores and the concerns of a battle on the other side...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
We don't ask for much from explosion and chase movies, just some cool explosions and chases, plus some attitude, a couple of lines of snappy dialogue, an interesting bad guy, and a plot that doesn't get in the way. This...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Banger Sisters

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
The considerable pleasures of watching Oscar-winners Susan Sarandon, Goldie Hawn, and Geoffrey Rush displaying all of their combined charm and talent are repeatedly tripped up by a lame script that wastes not just its stars but also an enticing premise....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Transporter

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Pure popcorn pleasure, this is a heady combination that is half testosterone, half attitude, and all action. "The Transporter" really delivers. Don’t pay much attention to the plot – no one connected to the movie does. Just pay attention to...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Tuck Everlasting

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2002
Disney has made a lovely film version of the book that is a perennial middle-school favorite. Angus Tuck (William Hurt) tells rich, overprotected Winnie Foster ("Gilmore Girls’" Alexis Bledel) that he feels like a rock by the side of a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Swimfan

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Haven’t we all seen this already? Many times? Too many times? A nice, cute guy who seems to have it all meets extremely attractive girl who promises him guilt-free sex learns the sad lesson that there is no such thing....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

City by the Sea

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
"City by the Sea" is an ambitious drama that never reaches any of its goals but has some watchable moments along the way. It is based on a true story, but one so improbably agonizing that it feels more like...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

One Hour Photo

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Sy Parrish (Robin Williams) cares deeply about making sure that the snapshots he develops at the SaveMart are as perfect as the family life he dreams that they represent. He relishes the glimpses he gets of parties, Christmas mornings, vacations,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Simone

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
Movie director Viktor Taransky (Al Pacino) has had it with actors. The star of his new movie (Winona Ryder, relishing her cameo as a temperamental "model with a SAG card") insists that he pick all the red Mike and Ike...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Undisputed

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
There is more plot and character development in Michael Jackson’s music video for "Beat It" than in "Undisputed," a forgettable prison boxing movie. "Iceman" (Ving Rhames), the world heavyweight champion, is convicted of rape and sent to a maximum security...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

A-
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
The story behind this film is as remarkable as the film itself. Actress/writer Nia Vardalos created a one-woman show about her Greek family and their response when she married a man who wasn't Greek. Tom Hanks and his wife, Rita...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Blue Crush

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
If you want to ride this movie the way its heroine rides the waves, the best thing to do is bring a walkman and a really good pair of headphones and watch it while listening to your favorite assortment of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

24 Hour Party People

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
"24 Hour Party People" is a funny, smart, and exciting film about the early days of punk music that should give some extra exposure to its talented cast and the mainly underground music it covers.The star is Steve Coogan, a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat is a personal, autobiographical stand-up act from Martin Lawrence that should please his fans.Runteldat is a live comedy concert that opens with reels of newsmen talking about Lawrence’s tumultuous last few years, including his arrest for...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Kid Stays in the Picture

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
The Kid Stays in the Picture is a fascinating True Hollywood Story-esque look on the tumultuous life of Robert Evans, a prolific Hollywood producer who had it all, lost it all, regained most of, all while living a life filled...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Blood Work

D
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
The presence of a Hollywood icon as an actor and director cannot overcome the predictability in the script in "Blood Work."Clint Eastwood stars as Terry McCaleb, a veteran FBI profiler similar to Eastwood himself in having an enviable record and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

A-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
Hurray for "Spy Kids 2," this summer's most imaginatively joyous adventure. Carmen and Juni Cortez are back, now full-time operatives of the spy organization OSS and its new kids unit. As the movie opens, the Preident's young daughter ("The Grinch's"...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

XXX

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Every summer needs an esplosion movie, and for the summer of 2002 it is "XXX," with Vin Diesel as an extreme sports enthusiast recruited by the CIA. Yep, this is a movie about extreme spying. That means that this is...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Master of Disguise

F
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
This misbegotten mess of a movie is a terrible disappointment for fans of Dana Carvey. It is also a disappointment for fans of comedy and fans of movies. It really is hard to imagine how the talented Carvey can have...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Signs

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
M. Night Shyamalan knows what scares us. It scares him, too. As in "The Sixth Sense" and "Unbreakable," writer/producer/director Shyamalan’s latest is a story of a crisis of faith, a wise child, and something out there that is very, very...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Possession

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
No one thinks more carefuly about words than poets, scholars, and detectives. All three come together in two parallel love stories spanning two centuries, based on the astonishingly inventive, dauntingly intellectual, but rapturously romantic novel by A.S. Byatt. Neil LaBute,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Country Bears

C
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 2002
Less story than product placement, "The Country Bears" may go down in history as the first movie ever based on a theme park attraction. I hope it goes down as the last. Much as I enjoy the ride, I don’t...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Austin Powers in Goldmember

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Another year, another Austin Powers movie. And that means 30 very funny minutes surrounded by 60 minutes of far less funny jokes about body parts and body functions, primarily those relating to the bathroom. Mike Myers returns as Austin Powers,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Full Frontal

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Somewhere on the continuum between complexity and incoherence lies the latest film from Steven Soderbergh. After big-time Hollywood critical and box office success with the glossy, classy "Erin Brockovich," "Traffic," and "Oceans 11," Soderbergh has returned to his indie roots...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Stuart Little 2

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
Stuart Little 2 is a sweet family movie with excellent voice talent and special effects. Fans of the first one will enjoy it and it is one of the best family movies of the summer. It takes place where the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

K-19: The Widowmaker

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
It’s a bad sign when a movie can’t make up its mind between two titles and just goes with both of them. In the case of "K-19: The Widowmaker," that is an accurate indicator of its ambivalent, pretentious, inflated, and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Eight Legged Freaks

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
"Eight Legged Freaks" is essentially a cheesy 1950’s sci-fi drive-in movie with un-cheesy special effects. There’s no sense of irony and not much of a sense of humor. Instead, it has a rather sweet sense of pleasure in its own...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
"The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course" is basically a 70-minute version of the show with an additional 20 minutes of an instantly forgettable premise that barely rises to the level of the term "plot." That said, the results are often amusing...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Road to Perdition

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Road to Perdition is a powerful, beautifully made film about fathers and sons and sin and redemption, that overrides minor flaws through beautiful directing and first class performances.Tom Hanks plays Michael Sullivan, a tough hit man in 1931 Chicago, whose...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Powerpuff Girls Movie

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
The Powerpuff Girls' first feature-length movie may be a treat for the fans of the show, but its non-stop excitement and sense of humor is going to win over just about anyone. Move over Pokemon, there are some new rulers...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Men in Black II

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
The original Men in Black (1997) is one of my all-time favorite movies, just for originality and sheer attitude. Director Barry Sonnenfeld, production designer Bo Welch, and stars Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Linda Fiorentino, and Vincent D’Onofrio achieved near...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Like Mike

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
"Like Mike" has a formula intended for box-office heaven – a teen idol into a family friendly fantasy. Pint-sized rap star Lil Bow Wow plays an orphan who becomes an NBA star when he puts on a pair of sneakers...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Hey Arnold! The Movie

D
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 2002
"Hey Arnold! The Movie" is as unimaginative as its title and far too long at 74 minutes. Hard core fans of the television series (if there are any) will enjoy seeing the characters on the big screen, but anyone else,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Minority Report

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
It is fifty years from now, in Washington, D.C., where familiar landmarks like the Washington Monument are surrounded by vertical highways and where computers in The Gap not only recognize you when you walk in the door but remember what...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Juwanna Mann

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
If you know the premise of this movie, you know the plot and you undoubtedly know the jokes. Here's the premise: Tootsie on a basketball team. A conceited pro basketball player gets fired, and the only job he can get...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Lilo & Stitch

A
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
"Lilo and Stitch" is as welcome as a gentle breeze coming through the hibiscus. It has a cute story, endearing characters, a sensational soundtrack of Elvis classics, and glorious hand-painted animation that shows those smarties hunched over their computers that...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Mr. Deeds

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
I may be too old for Adam Sandler movies, but it seems to me that he’s getting too old for them, too. Sandler really brings out my "Mom" side – I want to tell him to stand up straight, stop...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Bourne Identity

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
"The Bourne Identity" does not have much in the way of plot or characters, but it is a better-than-average guns, gadgets, and chases in interesting locations movie. The film starts off with a theme that is much more common in...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Windtalkers

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
"Windtalkers" is not the right name for John Woo’s new film. A more apt title would be "Sergeant Enders and the Windtalkers," because the film mainly focuses on the complicated, half-crazed main character rather than the Navajos recruited as Marines...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Scooby-Doo

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
It’s trickier than you might think to translate a Saturday morning cartoon program into a live-action movie. The first challenge is figuring out who your audience is going to be. Is it the little kids who watch the cartoon now...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Bad Company

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
This generic summer popcorn movie would be instantly forgettable if not for the sour aftertaste left by its climax, with a nuclear bomb set to explode in New York City’s Grand Central Station. We are just not ready for a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
All of the ingredients for a good, old-fashioned chick flick are here – an Oscar-winning cast willing to pull out all the stops; quirky, flawed, but relentlessly adorable and completely devoted characters with cute names; handsome, supportive, understanding, and completely...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Tadpole

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
"Tadpole" is as slight and charming as the title character, a 15-year-old prep school kid named Oscar (played by 25-year-old Aaron Stanford) with a crush on his stepmother. Oscar comes home for vacation determined to tell his stepmother how he...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Secret Ballot

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Undercover Brother

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
"Undercover Brother" combines broad comedy with clever satire to happily skewer blacks, whites, men, women, the "blaxploitation" movies of the 1970's, O.J. Simpson, and just about everything else that comes within range. Selected by the Washington Film Critics as the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
Many kids will enjoy this traditionally animated story about a brave wild mustang in the 19th century American west, but parents may find it overlong even at a running time of less than 90 minutes. Parents should also know that...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1999
It may not be as great as you hoped, but it is not as bad as you feared. In fact, it exactly has the same strengths and weaknesses as the original three, plus breathtakingly spectacular visual design and special effects....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Date movie

About a Boy

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2002
"About a Boy" is the story of a shallow man appropriately named Will Freeman (Hugh Grant) who believes, contrary to John Donne, that every man is an island. Or at least he believes that that a man can be an...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2002
Okay, it's "Star Wars," everyone. So don't be surprised if the plot is murky, the dialogue is stiff, and the performances look like the only direction the actors received was "Look over there! When we put in the effects, it's...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Unfaithful

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
This is a story of obsession, betrayal, and jealousy, based on Claude Chabrol's "La Femme Infidel." It is about a happily married couple who seem to have everything until the wife is drawn into an affair. It is not for...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The New Guy

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
"The New Guy" is a waste of talent. This high school epic, supposedly about one boy's path to true cool is so half-baked and uncool that it's embarrassing. It is also another case of the MPAA giving a PG-13 rating...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Forbidden Planet

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1956
Plot: It is the year 2200, and Commander Adams (Leslie Nielson) directs his spaceship to an earth-like planet called Altair-4 in search of a former earth colony, out of contact for many years. They receive a transmission from Dr. Morbius,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Dragonslayer

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1981
Plot: Set in medieval times, the story begins as villagers with torches approach the home of a famous sorcerer (Sir Ralph Richardson). They need his help to fight a dragon. If they do not sacrifice a virgin twice a year,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1977
Plot: When Roy Neary (Richard Dreyfuss) and Jillian Guiler (Melinda Dillon) "encounter" a UFO, they travel to its landing site, Devil's Tower, Wyoming. Jillian is seeking her son, who disappeared with the alien ship, but Roy is strangely compelled to...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Clash of the Titans

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1981
Plot: This is the story of Perseus (Harry Hamlin), the son of Zeus (Laurence Olivier), king of the gods, and Dana", a mortal princess. As half god and half mortal, Perseus is the subject of great interest from Mount Olympus....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Boy Who Could Fly

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1986
Plot: Milly (Lucy Deakins), her mother, Charlene (Bonnie Bedelia), and her brother, Louis (Fred Savage), move into a new home, still feeling bereft over the loss of the father of the family. Milly sees a mysterious boy (Jay Underwood) on...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

2001: A Space Odyssey

A+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1968
In this science fiction masterpiece, Stanley Kubrick tracks the odyssey of mankind, from the dawn of man four million years ago to the exploration of deep space. The film begins with a desolate time when our ape-like predecessors led frightened...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Witches

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1990
Plot: Luke hears about witches from his grandmother (Mai Zetterling). She says they have to wear gloves to hide their claw-like hands and shoes that fit their square feet without toes, and that they are bald and scratch under their...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Secret Garden

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1994
Plot: Mary Lennox is a sour and selfish girl, spoiled by an Indian nanny and neglected by her parents. When they are killed, she is sent back to England to live with her uncle Archibald Craven, a mysterious and lonely...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Pollyanna

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1960
Plot: Pollyanna (Hayley Mills) arrives in Harrington to live with her wealthy aunt, Polly Harrington (Jane Wyman), after the death of her missionary parents. Polly is generous with money, buying Pollyanna lots of beautiful clothes, but is reserved and joyless....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Mary Poppins

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1964
Plot: In the London of 1910, the Banks family has a loving, if rather chaotic, household. A nanny has just stormed out, fed up with the "incorrigible" children, Jane and Michael. Mr. Banks (David Tomlinson) writes an ad for a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

A Little Princess

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1995
Plot: Sara Crewe is brought to Miss Minchin's boarding school by her adored father, and promises to be "a good soldier" and be brave about staying there without him. She is the brightest girl in the school, with exquisite manners,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Little Lord Fauntleroy

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1936
Plot: Cedric (Freddie Bartholomew), who lives in New York with his widowed mother, finds out that he is the grandson of a British earl, and is to go to England to live in his castle. After marrying an American, Cedric's...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Kim

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1950
Plot: Kim (Dean Stockwell) is a street kid who lives by his wits in Victorian India. The orphaned son of white English parents, he disguises himself as a native, because "missionaries take white boys to school" and he wants his...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Jungle Book

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1942
Plot: Based on Rudyard Kipling's book about a boy raised by wolves, this version concentrates on Mowgli's return to his family's village and the challenges he faces as he tries to adjust to "civilized" life. When Mowgli's father is killed...

Friday December 13, 2002

Alice in Wonderland

B+
Audience: Preschool
MPAA Rating: N/A
Movie Release Date: 1951
Plot: The children's classic by Lewis Carroll about the girl who falls down a rabbit hole is presented by Disney in this lively and tuneful version. Alice is reading with her sister when she sees a white rabbit, fully dressed,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Andre

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1994
"Plot: A shy little girl from Maine makes friends with a seal in this fact-based story about a seal that swam from Boston to Maine every summer for 24 years. Toni (Tina Majorino) is more comfortable with animals than with...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Misty

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1961
The Plot: This is a faithful adaptation of the classic (and fact-based) children's book Misty of Chincoteague, by Marguerite Henry, about two children who fall in love with a wild horse, descended from the Spanish ponies who escaped from a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Black Stallion

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1979
"Plot:...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Sunrise at Campobello

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1960
"Plot: This is the story of President Franklin Delano Roosevelt (Ralph Bellamy), from the time he became disabled by polio to his comeback into mainstream politics, as he introduced candidate Al Smith to the Democratic convention of 1928. Discussion: Franklin,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Miracle Worker

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1962
"Plot: Helen Keller, blind and deaf from an illness she had as a toddler, is treated more as a pet than a child by her family. She has no knowledge or understanding, and just grabs whatever she wants and breaks...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Edison, the Man

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1940
"Plot: The movie begins with a dinner in 1929 honoring the ""Golden Jubilee of Light,"" the anniversary of the invention of the electric light bulb. But the guest of honor has not yet left home. He is being interviewed by...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Enigma

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
One of the most important contributions to the Allied victory in World War II was a code-breaking operation that was so secret it was not revealed until 30 years later. Their deciphering of the Enigma code developed by the Germans...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Hollywood Ending

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Woody Allen's films seem to get whispier and more ephemeral every year. For all its small pleasures "Hollywood Ending" is so light it nearly floats off the screen. Allen plays Val, a movie director who is brilliant but so neurotic...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Spider-Man

A-
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
Remember when "Superman" was released with the tagline, "You will believe a man can fly?" Well, "Spider-Man" will not only make you believe that a teenager can swing from the skyscrapers; it will almost make you believe that you are...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Life or Something Like It

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
It's been months since we have had a good old-fashioned date movie and that makes this one particularly welcome. Angelina Jolie plays Lanie, a television news reporter in Seattle who thinks her life is just about perfect. For her, that...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1954
Plot: Handsome backwoodsman Adam Pontabee (Howard Keel) strides into town, singing "Bless Your Beautiful Hide" to his future wife "whoever she may be." He has given himself one day to find a wife to take back to his ranch. He...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Oliver!

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1968
Plot: This glorious musical (and Oscar-winner for Best Picture) is based on Charles Dickens’ Oliver Twist. Oliver is an orphan who so outrages the staff at the orphanage by asking for a second bowl of gruel that he is sold...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Hello, Dolly!

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1969
Plot: Dolly Levi (Barbra Streisand) is a matchmaker in turn of the century Yonkers, outside of New York. She is hired by Horace Vandergelder (Walter Matthau) to find him a wife. He also hires her to take his niece Ermengarde...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Spartacus

A+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1960
Plot: Spartacus (Kirk Douglas) is a slave in the Roman empire, about 70 years before the birth of Christ. A rebellious and proud man, he is sentenced to death for biting a guard but rescued by Biatius (Peter Ustinov), who...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Scarlet and the Black

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1983
Plot: Gregory Peck plays Monsignor Hugh O’Flaherty in this true story of WWII Rome. The Vatican had diplomatic neutrality, so that no one within its borders could be arrested. O’Flaherty used the Vatican as a base of operations to save...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Quiz Show

A+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1994
Plot: This true story takes place in the early days of television. One of the most popular and successful program formats was the quiz show, in which contestants competed for huge cash prizes by answering questions. Charles Van Doren (played...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

On the Waterfront

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1954
Plot: Based on a true story (with a less satisfying conclusion), this is the story of the men who had the courage to stand up to the corrupt longshoreman’s union. The union is controlled by Johnny Friendly (Lee J. Cobb)....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1939
Plot: Naive Jefferson Smith (Jimmy Stewart) is sent to Washington to serve the remaining term of a Senator who has died. The governor (Guy Kibbee), and businessman Jim Taylor (Edward Arnold) believe that Smith, the leader of a Boy Scouts-type...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

A Man for All Seasons

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1966
Plot: The Lord Chancellor, Sir Thomas More (Paul Scofield) is a man of great principle and a devout Catholic in the time of King Henry VIII. The King wants to dissolve his marriage to the queen (a Spanish princess and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Maltese Falcon

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1941
Plot: Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart) is a private detective. A woman who says her name is Ruth Wonderly (Mary Astor) comes to see him, asking for help in finding her sister. Sam sends his partner, Miles Archer (Jerome Cowan) to...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Major Barbara

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1941
Plot: Major Barbara (Wendy Hiller) is a member of a mission devoted to saving souls, and she promotes temperance, non-violence, and socialism. Adolphus Cusins (Rex Harrison), a classics professor, falls in love with her, but before she accepts his proposal,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

High Noon

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1952
Plot: Marshall Will Kane (Gary Cooper) marries Amy (Grace Kelly) and turns in his badge. She is a Quaker, and he has promised her to hang up his gun and become a shopkeeper. But they get word that Frank Miller...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Guys and Dolls

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1955
Plot: The story takes place among the small-time underworld characters of New York. Nathan Detroit (Frank Sinatra) runs a "floating crap game" (held in a different place each time) that provides entertainment and bankrolls for many members of the community....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Gunfighter

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1950
Plot: Jimmy Ringo (Gregory Peck) is the fastest gun who ever lived, which makes him a target for every young man who wants to prove himself. On his way to Cayenne, Ringo stops in a bar. A "young squirt" taunts...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Friendly Persuasion

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1956
Plot: This is the story of the Birdwells, a loving Quaker family in the midst of the Civil War. Eliza (Dorothy McGuire), a devout woman, is the moral center of the family. Jess (Gary Cooper) is a thoughtful man, not...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Chocolate War

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1988
Plot: While Jerry Renault (Ilan Mitchell-Smith) a freshman at Trinity Prep boy’s school, is belittled by the football coach, two boys, Archie (Wally Ward) and Orbie (Dough Hutchison) sit high up in the stands watching them. Archie determines the "assignments"...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Scorpion King

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
Some very scary looking guys are about to kill a guy who would be even scarier-looking if he wasn't tied up. But then everyone steps back in awe of a guy who steps in looking scariest of all and as...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Frailty

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Many great horror movies deal with families; that is where we are all most sensitive. This uneven film exploits that vulnerability but is ultimately unsatisfying. The film opens on a dark and stormy night; Fenton Meiks, (Matthew McConaughey) a troubled-looking...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Changing Lanes

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Most thrillers have audiences asking themselves what the characters will do next. This one will have them asking themselves what they might do in this situation, because it is a movie about how close all of us are to abandoning...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Sum of All Fears

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Part of the magic of movies is the way they make us not just willing – even eager to suspend all kinds of disbelief. It isn’t just that we are willing to believe that Jet Li can knock out a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Murder by Numbers

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
In 1924 there was a murder was so shocking that it was called the crime of the century. What was chilling was the motive -- not money or passion but a cool arrogance that led two wealthy young men to...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Insomnia

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Detective Dormer (Al Pacino) can’t sleep. He and his partner, Hap Eckhart (Martin Donovan), are LA cops on special assignment to investigate the brutal murder of a teen-age girl in tiny Nightmute Alaska. Dormer may have been brought in for...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

My Life as a Dog

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1987
Plot: Ingemar is a twelve year old boy growing up in 1950s Sweden who goes to live with his aunt and uncle in Smaland while his mother is dying of tuberculosis. In the small town of Smaland he meets an...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Yearling

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1946
Plot: This quiet, thoughtful, visually striking adaptation of the Pulitzer Prize-winning novel by Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings covers a year in the life of the Baxter family, post-Civil War settlers in remote Florida. The focus is on Jody (Claude Jarman, Jr.),...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Panic Room

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
This thriller, in the claustrophobic mode of "Rear Window", finds Meg (Jodie Foster), a recent divorcee, and her combative daughter Sarah (Kristen Stewart), trapped in the secret vault/bomb shelter/safe room set up by their apartment's previous owner, a paranoid millionaire...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Three Lives of Thomasina

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1963
Plot: The story takes place in the Scotland of 1912. Mary MacDhui (Karen Dotrice) is a little girl whose mother has died. She loves her cat Thomasina more than anything in the world. Her father Andrew (Patrick McGoohan), a veterinarian,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Old Yeller

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1957
Plot: In 1869 Texas, Jim Coates (Fess Parker) says goodbye to his family, as he leaves for three months to sell their cattle. He tells his older son, Travis (Tommy Kirk) to take care of his mother, Katie (Dorothy McGuire)...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Houseboat

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1958
Plot: Diplomat Tom Winston (Cary Grant) returns to Washington, D.C. following the death of his estranged wife. His three children, David, Robert, and Elizabeth, have been staying with his wife’s sister, Caroline (Martha Hyer). They are hurt and resentful. He...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Sound of Music

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1965
Plot: This beloved musical is the fictionalized story of Maria von Trapp (Julie Andrews). It is an outstanding family film, filled with glorious music ("Do Re Me," "My Favorite Things," "Eidelweiss," So Long, Farewell"), a real-life love story right out...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

A Room With a View

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1986
Plot: Lucy Honeychurch (Helena Bonham Carter) arrives in Italy with her strait-laced aunt Charlotte (Maggie Smith). Disappointed at not getting the room with a view they had been promised when making their reservations at the inn, they are not sure...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Quiet Man

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1952
Plot: Tall American Sean Thornton (John Wayne) arrives in Innisfree, a small, beautiful Irish village and meets Michaeleen Flynn (Barry Fitzgerald), who drives him into town. Something of a busybody, Michaeleen is very curious, and is delighted to find that...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Ninotchka

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1939
Plot: Three Soviet bureaucrats arrive in Paris to sell some jewels so they can buy tractors. But the former Grand Duchess Swana (Ina Claire), who lives in Paris, is outraged, because they were her jewels confiscated during the Russian revolution....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Music Man

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1962
Plot: "Professor" Harold Hill (Robert Preston) is a con man posing as a salesman of band instruments and uniforms. He happens upon River City, a small town in Iowa. As the citizens explain in song, Iowa is a place of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Local Hero

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1983
Plot: McIntyre (Peter Reigert) is an ambitious executive with a Knox Oil & Gas, based in Houston, Texas. He is dispatched by Happer (Burt Lancaster), the company’s eccentric billionaire chief executive, to a remote corner of Scotland to acquire a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Lili

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1953
Plot: Lili (Leslie Caron), a French orphan, is dazzled by a handsome carnival magician named Marcus (Jean Pierre Aumont) when he speaks kindly to her, and she follows him back to the carnival. She gets a job as a waitress...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

I Know Where I'm Going

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1946
Plot: As a baby, as a five year old, as a school girl, and as a young woman, Joan Webster (Wendy Hiller) always knows exactly what she wants. And whether it is "real silk stockings" instead of synthetic or dinner...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

I Love You Again

A
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1940
Prissy, stingy Larry Wilson (William Powell) bores everyone aboard ship on his way back to the United States from a business trip. When Ryan, a fellow passenger, falls overboard, Larry is accidentally knocked overboard trying to save him. Hit on...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Awakenings

A
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1990
Malcolm Sayer, a shy neurologist (Robin Williams), is assigned to work with patients for the first time after his research funding is cut off. His patients, all but catatonic, are in a ward called "the garden," because their only treatment...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Sword in the Stone

B+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 1963
Plot: Based on the book by T.H. White, this is the story of the early years of King Arthur. Nicknamed "Wart," the future King Arthur is squire to a knight when he meets Merlin the magician, who promises to take...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Star Wars

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1977
In what is now Episode 4 but what was the first episode filmed, the story starts right in the middle of the action, with a battle on a spaceship. Two robots or "droids" escape, the elegant C-3PO and his counterpart,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Last Starfighter

C+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1984
Plot: This adventure saga mixes an update of the old system of "recruiting" sailors by shanghai with the fantasy of saving the universe by being a star at computer games. It turns out that one particular arcade game is really...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Hustler

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1962
Plot: "Fast" Eddie Felsen (Paul Newman) is a pool hustler. He and his partner, Charlie, go into pool halls and set the local players up. Eddie pretends to be a pool player who likes to make big bets. When he...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Cat Ballou

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1965
Plot: In the days of the old West, Catherine (Cat) Ballou (Jane Fonda) takes the train home, after finishing school. She does her best to appear proper, but peeks at potboilers about the notorious Kid Shelleen inside her book. On...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Casablanca

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1942
Plot: Rick (Humphrey Bogart) owns a popular nightclub in Casablanca, in the early days of WWII. France is under the control of the Vichy government, which has close ties to the Nazis, but Casablanca still has an uneasy independence. As...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Bad Day at Black Rock

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1954
Plot: John MacReedy (Spencer Tracy) gets off a train in a tiny, dusty little Western town. It is rare for any stranger to come to the town; it is the first time the train has stopped there in four years....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Triumph of Love

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Once upon a time there was a princess. She discovered that she was not the real princess after all. Her late father had imprisoned the real king and queen. All were now dead, but the real rulers had produced a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Sweetest Thing

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
None of the men at the screening I attended liked this movie. Some of them even came out of the theater looking a little shell-shocked. But many of the women walked out smiling. This movie's audience may break down along...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

You Can't Take It With You

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1938
Plot: The Sycamore family, a group of loving and lovable eccentrics presided over by Grandpa (Lionel Barrymore), includes daughter Penny (Spring Byington), who writes lurid plays, her husband Paul (Samuel S. Hinds) who makes fireworks in the basement with Mr....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Unstrung Heroes

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1995
Plot: Steven Lidz is the son of Sid (John Turturro), an inventor. He is a distracted man who "believes in documentation" and empirical data. Steven is closer to his warm-hearted mother, the emotional center of the family. When she becomes...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

A
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1945
Plot: Francie Nolan (Peggy Ann Garner), an imaginative and sensitive girl, lives with her family in a Brooklyn tenement. She adores her father, Johnny (James Dunn), a dreamer with a drinking problem, and respects but resents her down-to-earth mother, Katie...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Tex

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1982
Plot: The only one of the popular S.E. Hinton books to be filmed by Disney, this is a bit glossier than the two directed by Francis Ford Coppola ("The Outsiders" and "Rumble Fish"), but still a very frank and gritty...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

A River Runs Through It

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1992
Writer Norman Maclean’s autobiographical story of growing up in Montana with his brother Paul begins, "In our family, there was no clear line between religion and fly-fishing." Their Presbyterian minister father taught Norman and his brother Paul schoolwork, religion, and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Ordinary People

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1980
Plot: Conrad Jarrett (Timothy Hutton) has returned home after four months in a mental hospital. He tried to kill himself following a tragic boating accident with his brother, Bucky, who drowned. He is trying to find a way to fit...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

National Velvet

A+
Audience: All Ages
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: 1944
Plot: Mi Taylor (Mickey Rooney) arrives in a small English town and meets Velvet (Elizabeth Taylor) just as she and her sisters have been let out of school for the summer. They like each other immediately, and she is delighted...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Meet Me in St. Louis

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1944
This episodic story of the Smith family in the St. Louis of 1903 is based on the memoirs of Sally Benson. Its pleasures are in the period detail, the glorious songs (including standards "The Trolley Song" and "Have Yourself a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Mask

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: March 8, 1985
Plot: This is based on the true story of Rocky Dennis (Eric Stoltz), a teenager with a genetic defect that turned his face into a huge "mask" of bone. As the movie begins, Rocky and his mother Rusty (Cher) go...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Grapes of Wrath

A+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1940
Plot: The classic John Steinbeck novel about dust-bowl farmers emigrating from Oklahoma to California became a classic film with Henry Fonda as Tom Joad and Jane Darwell (in an Oscar-winning performance) as his mother. Tom returns home after serving time...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Diary of Anne Frank

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1959
Plot: In WWII Amsterdam, a young girl and her family must hide from the Nazis in "the hidden annex." Unimaginable horrors go on outside their tiny sanctuary. Inside, she struggles to understand, coping with both the normal confusions of adolescence...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

A Christmas Story

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: 1984
Plot: Ralphie (Peter Billingsley) is a nine year old boy in 1930s Gary, Indiana, whose entire life is consumed with his one wish -- for a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas. But all of the adults in his life...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Cat On a Hot Tin Roof

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1958
Plot: Big Daddy’s (Burl Ives) family is celebrating both his 65th birthday and his medical report, which shows his health problems have proven to be minor. He has two grown sons, Brick (Paul Newman), an alcoholic former athlete, and Gooper...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Captain January

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1936
Plot: Star (Shirley Temple), an orphan, lives with Captain January (Guy Kibbee), a retired sailor who runs a lighthouse. They adore each other, and she loves her life there, with the large community of sailors as her extended family and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Great Race

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1965
The Plot: Dedicated to "Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy," this movie is both a spoof and a loving tribute to the silent classics, with good guys, bad guys, romance, adventure, slapstick, music, wonderful antique cars, and the biggest pie fight...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

What's Up Doc?

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1972
Plot: "Once upon a time there was a plaid overnight bag," this movie begins. But actually there are four, identical on the outside, but with very different contents. One contains a set of rare rocks on their way to being...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Some Like it Hot

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1959
Plot: In the first moments of the movie, what appears to be a hearse turns out to be carrying bootleg liquor, and we are prepared for a movie in which nothing will be what it seems and nothing will be...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

A Night at the Opera

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1935
The Plot: Harpo, Chico, and Groucho Marx bring their sublime brand of anarchy to perhaps its most fitting setting in this comic masterpiece. Groucho is (as ever) a fast-talking fortune hunter (this time called Otis P. Driftwood), chasing (as ever)...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Modern Times

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1936
Plot: This Chaplin classic (he produced, wrote, directed, starred, and composed the music) is about two people struggling with the isolation of the industrial era. Chaplin (simply called "A worker" in the credits) is tightening bolts on an assembly line....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

A+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1964
Plot: In this blackest of black comedies, a "Duck Soup" for the Cold War era, a rogue American general named Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden) goes mad and sends planes to drop nuclear bombs on the Soviet Union. He cuts...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Court Jester

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1956
Plot: Hawkins (Danny Kaye) is a follower of the Black Fox, a Robin Hood- style rebel who hopes to put the royal heir on the throne in place of the usurper. Hawkins wishes for more exciting assignments, but is assigned...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Bringing Up Baby

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1936
Plot: Shy paleontologist David Huxley (Cary Grant) is hoping for three things: a rare dinosaur bone fossil, a million dollar research grant, and his marriage to colleague Miss Swallow. Madcap heiress Susan Vance (Katharine Hepburn), instantly smitten with David when...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Amistad

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1997
Plot: In 1839, a group of Africans sold into slavery were being transported to the United States on a Spanish ship. Off the coast of Cuba, they escaped from their shackles and attacked the crew, leaving two crew members alive...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Crush

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Three close friends get together every week to share their saddest stories about looking for love. The one with the worst story of the week gets the consolation prize of a box of candy. Then, one of them has a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Other Side of Heaven

C+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2001
This gently retro story of a young Morman missionary in the Pacific Islands of Tonga loses some wholesomeness points due to some smug insularity. It takes John Groberg (Christopher Gorham) 83 days to get to the tiny Tongan island where...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Cat's Meow

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Peter Bogdanovich is still in love with the movies. He has paid tribute to classic movies sucessfully ("Paper Moon," "The Last Picture Show," "What's Up Doc?") and unsuccessfully ("At Long Last Love"). At his best, he is able to not...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Big Trouble

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
If not quite as sharp as it could be, "Big Trouble" is still a sharp, funny movie. Based on the book by Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist Dave Berry, it has a terrific cast getting caught up in delicious comic chaos seasoned...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

High Crimes

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
High Crimes" is merely mediocre, an all-but-thrilless thriller of the "loved not wisely but too well" betrayed-woman genre. Ashley Judd plays spirited and telegenic defense lawyer Claire Kubik, who thinks she has things pretty well figured out. She knows just...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

F
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
It would take more time to list all of the things that were awful about this odious movie than it would be to watch it again. I’d rather not do either one. This is a movie about a purportedly loveable...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Resident Evil

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
The definitive comment about "Resident Evil" was made by my friend Luke, who walked out of the theater with me and said, "The computer game is more realistic than the movie." At least, I think that’s what he said. My...

Friday December 13, 2002

All the King's Men

Huey Long was man of gigantic proportions, an epic, almost operatic figure who rose to power as the greatest of populists, succumbed to corruption, and was murdered at age 42. His story inspired a Pulitzer Prize-winning book and an Oscar-winning...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Stalag 17

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1953
Plot: As the movie opens, the narrator says that the movies he has seen about WWII are about "flyboys" in leather jackets, and do not reflect his own experience as an American prisoner of war in a German Stalag (prison...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Singin' in the Rain

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1952
Plot: Silent movie star Don Lockwood (Gene Kelly) is paired on screen with Lina Lamont (Jean Hagan), who would like to be paired with him offscreen as well. But Lina’s personality is as grating as her squeaky, nasal voice. She...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Great Escape

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1963
Plot: Towards the end of WWII, the Germans built a special high-security prison camp for Allied prisoners with a record of escape attempts. This is the true story of the extraordinary courage and ingenuity of the men imprisoned there, and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Gone With the Wind

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1939
Plot: Scarlett O’Hara (Vivien Leigh) is the beautiful and headstrong daughter of of the owner of a Southern plantation called Tara. She has "the smallest waist in three counties" and dozens of beaux clamoring for her attention. But the one...

Friday December 13, 2002

The Best Years of Our Lives

A
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: NR
Movie Release Date: 1946
Three men are returning home from service during WWII. Fred Derry (Dana Andrews), a bombardier, Al Stephenson (Frederic March), a middle- aged footsoldier, and Homer Parrish (Harold Russell), a sailor who has lost both hands, fly back to their home...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Drama, Series/Sequel, Sports

Rocky

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: 1976
Plot: Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) is a sweet-natured but not very bright boxer and small-time enforcer for a loan-shark. He has a crush on Adrian (Talia Shire), the painfully shy sister of his friend, Pauly (Burt Young). Apollo Creed (Carl...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Miracle on 34th Street

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1947
Plot: Doris Walker (Maureen O’Hara), an executive at Macy’s, is responsible for the Thanksgiving Day Parade. When the Santa Claus she has hired for the parade shows up drunk, she quickly subsitutes Kris Kringle (Edmund Gwenn), who is an enormous...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Field of Dreams

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1989
The Plot: Ray Kinsella (Kevin Costner), who grew up in New York and went to college at Berkeley, stands in the middle of his first Iowa corn crop and hears a voice say, "If you build it, he will come."...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Curse of the Cat People

C+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1944
Plot: Despite the title (insisted on by the studio following the producer’s very successful -- and scary -- "The Cat People"), this is a gentle story of a lonely and sensitive girl and her "friend," who may be imaginary or...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Clockstoppers

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
This special effects action comedy is fun for kids and fairly painless for adults. More important, it is a rare film directed at kids from 4th-8th grade, that most neglected of movie audiences. Not surprisingly, it is produced by Nickelodeon,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Blade II

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
An ordinary sequel to the first Wesly Snipes vehicle, based on the Marvel Comics superhero, this bloody punch-fest lacks the charming antagonists that livened the original movie. Wesley Snipes plays the title character, Blade, a half-vampire whose mother was bitten...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1982
A young boy named Elliott (Henry Thomas) finds an extraterrestrial who has been left behind when his expedition of alien botanists had to depart quickly to avoid detection. He brings E.T. home, finding through their connection a way to begin...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

King Solomon's Mines

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1950
Elizabeth Curtis (Deborah Kerr) hires the best "white hunter" in Africa (Stewart Granger as dashing Allan Quartermain) to help her find her husband, who was lost searching for the legendary King Solomon's diamond mines. At first, he refuses, saying that...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Showtime

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Who imagined that one of the best comic actors of the 21st century would be…Robert DeNiro? The brilliant timing and utter fearlessness when it comes to looking goofy that DeNiro showed in "Analyze This" and "Meet the Parents" gets kicked...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Ice Age

A
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
Ice Age" is a clever, funny, and touching story of an unlikely trio of animals who band together to return a human baby to his family. The story is set when glaciers covered much of the earth, 20,000 years ago....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

All About the Benjamins

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2002
"All About the Benjamins" is to Ice Cube what "Crossroads" is to Britney Spears, a vanity vehicle designed by a star who has very little sense of how people like the characters in the movie (or the people in the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Time Machine

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
The first thing we see is a clock. Then we meet Alexander Hartdegen (Guy Pearce), an absent-minded professor back around the turn of the last century. He is so caught up in his formulas that he has lost track of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

We Were Soldiers

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
The Viet Nam battle drama "We Were Soldiers" spends half an hour making us care about each of the characters and the rest of the movie blowing them up. It is based on the book by Lt. Colonel Harold G....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

40 Days and 40 Nights

C
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
At the heart of a sex farce is someone who wants to have sex (preferably illicit) but is amusingly thwarted. This gives us the best of both worlds, as we get to vicariously enjoy the illicit possibilities and feel righteously...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Dragonfly

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
This is another attempt at creating a new "Sixth Sense," and it falls far short. It is dreary, it is boring, and worst of all, it is phony. And it completely wastes the talents of two brilliant Oscar-winning actresses, Kathy...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Italian for Beginners

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Six lonely, insecure single people sign up for a beginning Italian class that changes their lives in this small, endearing Danish movie that feels as much like a documentary as like a traditional romantic comedy. That is because it was...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Crossroads

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Here is the good news: Britney Spears is a better actress than Mariah Carey. Here is the bad news: the movie is not very good. Here is the worse news: it is not appropriate for the girls who should have...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Super Troopers

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Toward the end of this movie, a character explains the difference between the pranks he and his friends play and those devised by a colleague. "Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. His are cruel and tragic." It's a relief to...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Hart's War

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
"Hart’s War" is a big movie that takes on big themes with the courage to give them time and allow for some ambiguity. Although it is set in WWII and has some battle violence, it is primarily a human drama...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Return to Never Land

D
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 2002
This pleasant but forgettable sequel to Disney’s "Peter Pan" is not just not up to the original animated feature. It is not even up to the standard set by the vintage Pluto cartoon ("Pluto’s Fledgling," from 1957) that precedes it....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Brotherhood of the Wolf

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Some may say that only a guy could enjoy Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte des Loupes). After all, the movie contains lots of guy elements: gore, martial-arts, and werewolves. But, there’s more to this movie than blood and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Beijing Bicycle

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2002
A classic romance always involves a certain formula: Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy gets girl. Beijing Bicycle is a romance, except the love interest is a bicycle and not a girl. Guei (Cui Lin) is a very...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Monster's Ball

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
"Monster's Ball" is the derisive term the prison guards use for the gruesome ceremonies the night before a death row prisoner is to be executed. In the movie of that name, Hank (Billy Bob Thornton), one of those guards, clings...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Collateral Damage

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Arnold Schwarzenegger plays Gordy, a fireman whose wife and son are killed when a bomb goes off in a terrorist attack. As he becomes convinced that the government will not do anything to bring justice to the man responsible, a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Big Fat Liar

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
In this likeable family comedy, Jason Shepherd (Frankie Muniz of "Malcolm in the Middle") plays an 8th grader who relies on his easy smile and even easier lies to keep him out of trouble, with a little help from his...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Classic, DVDs

The African Queen

A+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: NR
Movie Release Date: 1951
Rose Sayer and her brother Samuel are English missionaries in 1914 German East Africa. Their rare contact with the outside world is through Charlie Allnut, who delivers their occasional mail on his steam- powered boat, The African Queen. The...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Holiday

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1938
After a whirlwind romance at a ski resort, Johnny Case (Cary Grant) is on his way to meet his new fiancée, Julia Seton (Doris Nolan). Overwhelmed by the mansion at the address she gave him, he assumes she must...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Classic, DVDs, Reviews

All About Eve

A+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: N/A
Movie Release Date: 1950
Margo Channing (Bette Davis), a Broadway diva beginning to show her age, meets the young fan who stands outside the theater after every performance (Anne Baxter as Eve Harrington). Taken by her devotion, humility, and hard luck story, Margo...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Lord of the Flies

A+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1963
Based on William Golding’s award-winning allegorical novel, this is the story of a group of English schoolboys marooned on a remote island. At first, they operate according to the structure they are used to ("Let’s make a lot of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Gosford Park

A
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Has there ever been a life as blessed as that of the wealthy English country house owner of the 1930’s? Imagine being able to toss off casual commands to a huge staff who are there to anticipate every thing the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

I Am Sam

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
I'd like to add to the list of things I never want to see in another movie, right after lip-synching to Motown songs shown as a bonding experience and sign of inner hipness, anyone ever saying to anyone, "I got...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Birthday Girl

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
A very uneven thriller-romance is brightened by dark comedy and another magnetic performance by Nicole Kidman as the 21st century equivalent to a mail order bride. Shy bank teller John (Ben Chaplin) orders his bride from an internet company called...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Citizen Kane

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1941
Charles Foster Kane (Orson Welles) dies, alone in Xanadu, his enormous mansion. His last word is the mysterious "Rosebud." A newsreel gives us the highlights of his life, the wealthy young man who became an influential newspaper magnate and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Mothman Prophecies

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
I really tried to go with this attempt at a creepy thriller, but found it impossible to be either creeped or thrilled. Richard Gere stars as John Klein, a star Washington Post political reporter who thinks his life is going...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Count of Monte Cristo

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2002
Two things that almost always capture our attention in movies are watching someone learning something and watching someone getting revenge. Both are in "The Count of Monte Cristo" in abundance, and once again, in this 15th filmed version of the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Apollo 13

A+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for language and peril.
Movie Release Date: 1995
This movie should be called "Smart and Smarter." In addition to the thrilling story, masterful performances, and impeccable technical authenticity, it is a heartening story of the triumph of smart guys with slide rules, a relief in this era of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

A Walk to Remember

B-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
I got more enjoyment out of the squeals of joy from the 9-14-year-olds in the audience than from anything on the screen in this syrupy re-tread of "Love Story" set in a Beaufort, North Carolina high school. Teen Beat pin-ups...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Snow Dogs

D
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2002
Two Oscar-winners are no match for some irresistible dogs (with a little assistance from puppeteers and computer animators) in this so-so slapstick comedy about a Miami dentist who ends up in a dogsled race. The actors do their best, but...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

A+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
Somewhere, there are future Hollywood directors who will tell magazine feature writers that they first decided to make movies as they watched "Lord of the Rings." It is that good. It is that once-to-a-generation, not since "Star Wars," transcendent reminder...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Orange County

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
There is some irony in the fact that this movie is about a boy who is trying to escape from the cartoonishly dysfunctional adults in his life, when in reality it is the adults in the lives of the people...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Charlotte Gray

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
This is an old-fashioned WWII movie, with gallant heroes and vile bad guys, romantic longing and fabulous 1940’s clothes, heartbreaking betrayal and even more heartbreaking loyalty, odious collaborators and valiant resistance fighters, a purse containing both lipstick and a cyanide...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Impostor

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Even an outstanding cast, some good special effects, and an intriguing idea from a first-rate writer can't save this sci-fi thriller from a poor script and unimaginative direction. The studio's lack of confidence and its troubled history is evident in...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Royal Tenenbaums

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Just about everything is a little off-kilter in this quirky story about a wildly dysfunctional family. A prologue tells us that Royal (Gene Hackman) and Etheline (Anjelica Houston) had three children, all of whom were so prodigiously accomplished while still...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Biography, DVDs

Ali

A+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2001
Will Smith delivers a knock-out punch as Muhammed Ali in this outstanding film that follows the champ from his first heavyweight title to the "Rumble in the Jungle" when he won the title again by defeating George Foreman in Zaire.Smith...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Joe Somebody

D
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
Did anyone even read this script before deciding to make the movie? Did anyone even write it, or was it just made up on the spot by 10 year olds?This is a movie about a man named Joe (Tim Allen)...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

A Beautiful Mind

A+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
A man sees what no one else can, and we call him a genius. A man sees what no one else does, and we call him crazy. This Oscar-winner for Best Picture is a movie about a man who was...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Vanilla Sky

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
This movie has a lot of surface appeal, but at its core it is as vacant as the story’s main character. It tries to be a sort of "Sixth Sense" with sex, a trippy mind game movie about a rich,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2001
Style and substance are well-suited in this 3-D computer animation story about a 6th grade whiz kid who can build a satellite communications system out of a toaster and create a robot dog that when told to "play dead" blows...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Majestic

C+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2002
Jim Carrey has been brilliant in flamboyant, comic roles and in quieter, subtler roles, but both kinds of acting have come from the same source inside him – the kind of anger that fuels a lot of actors and comedians....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Shipping News

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Quoyle (Kevin Spacey) is a huge, almost-silent lump of a man who married the first woman who spoke to him, a selfish good-time girl named Petal (Cate Blanchett). She ignores him and their daughter, Bunny. She spends most of her...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Ocean's Eleven

A-
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
Almost everyone knows the original "Oceans 11," but almost no one remembers much about it except that Frank, Dean, Sammy, Peter, and Joey had some plan to knock over casinos in Las Vegas and that they had more fun making...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Kate & Leopold

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
As I watched this movie, I thought about how important the hair is in Meg Ryan movies. Those adorable tousled curls in "City of Angels." The feisty but vulnerable and equally adorable hairdo in "You’ve Got Mail." The very serious...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Behind Enemy Lines

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
"Behind Enemy Lines" is an old-fashioned, heart-thumping, send-in-the-Marines, "I don’t care what the orders say" rescue mission story, and the most purely exciting movie of the year. Equal parts adrenaline and testosterone, it wastes no time in getting us into...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Black Knight

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Martin Lawrence is a very funny guy who is usually a lot better than the movies around him, which tend to play as though half the script reads, "Martin enters and does funny things." This time, the material comes a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Spy Game

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
This is not one of those movies where the spies wear elegant dinner jackets, drink martinis, use cool gadgets and have sex with gorgeous women in between huge explosions and shoot-outs. There is no hidden fortress, secret formula, or missing...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2001
I loved it. And I can’t wait to see it again. "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone" is filled with visual splendor, valiant heroes, spectacular special effects, and irresistible characters. It is only fair to say that it is truly...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Man Who Wasn't There

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
The Coen brothers ("Fargo," "Raising Arizona," "O Brother Where Art Thou") are known for flamboyant, even grotesque, images and outlandish dialogue. They also have a deep appreciation for film history, and many of their past films have been tributes to...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Shallow Hal

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
The Farrelly Brothers, known for shattering the good taste barrier with gross-out comedies like "There's Something About Mary" and "Dumb and Dumber" have taken a couple of giant, if uncertain, steps toward the mainstream with a fairly conventional romantic comedy....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Heist

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
David Mamet, writer/director of "Heist," is fascinated by the con. He has written movies about an ordinary person who becomes involved with professional con men ("House of Games") and about men who sell vacation property by selling a dream to...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Novocaine

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
This is a dark and stylish tale of lies, cheating, extortion, incest, betrayal, and murder that begins in the antiseptic and meticulously maintained office of a dentist, Frank Sangster (Steve Martin). Frank seems to have everything. He has a successful...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

13 Ghosts

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
This is a big budget remake of the cheesy William Castle movie that required special glasses to enable the audience to see the ghosts. That version is now available, complete with glasses, on DVD and is a lot of fun....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

On the Line

C+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2001
The only way to write about "On the Line" is to have separate mini-reviews for the three categories of people who are most likely to be curious about it. I’ll begin with the group least able to wait (but also...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Waking Life

A
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
People will react very strongly to this movie – they will either love it or hate it. And after some consideration, I’ve decided that I love it. Those who will enjoy it are people who have a lot of tolerance...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Riding in Cars With Boys

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
Like the life of its subject matter, there is a lot that is wrong with this movie, but there is also something right enough for a bittersweet happy ending. Drew Barrymore stars in the true story of Beverly Donofrio, whose...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

K-PAX

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
"K-Pax" has a couple of daunting movie cliché obstacles to overcome: the only-in-movies "land of cute crazy people" setting and the always popular "patient heals the doctor" theme. Despite all of that and an unwise decision to tie things up...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Mulholland Drive

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
If you like movies that make sense, don't go anywhere near "Mulholland Drive." If you like to come out of the theater saying, "Oh, I get it -- he was just pretending to shoot the other guy!" this is not...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Corky Romano

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
This tired attempt at comedy has no imagination or energy. The script is like a smudgy carbon originally rejected by Jerry Lewis as too dumb and then reworked for Gilbert Gottfried. It isn't even second rate -- it's more like...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Bandits

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
In the grand tradition of Butch and Sundance and Hope and Crosby, we have Terry (Billy Bob Thornton) and Joe (Bruce Willis), two charming rascals in love with the same woman. They don’t want to hurt anyone; they just want...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Amelie

"Amélie" is filled with whimsical charm the way that a chocolate soufflé is filled with air. Amélie (Audrey Tatou) grows up the lonely child of parents who do not know how to show their love for her. She becomes a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Max Keeble's Big Move

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2001
I smiled a couple of times and can even say I enjoyed myself, but this is clearly a movie that no adult will ever be able to get the way a kid does. An adult is going to sit there...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Serendipity

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
This romantic confection has all the weight of a soap bubble, but it has all the sheen and charm of one, too. Serendipity is (1) a "happy accident" and (2) a New York restaurant that serves sweet, frozen goodies. It...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Training Day

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Denzel Washington has a coiled, controlled energy that puts tremendous power behind his coolness and grace. That quality works well for him when he plays good guys, adding complexity and ambiguity to his portrayal of heroes from the Washington Post...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Life as a House

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
When a movie is called "Life as a House" you enter on full metaphor alert. When it turns out to be about an estranged father and son who pull down an old shack and construct a dream house overlooking the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Hearts in Atlantis

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
If you’re allergic to the kind of movie that starts with a funeral and then goes into a flashback about a sensitive kid’s last childhood summer, then stay away. But audiences with an appreciation or even a tolerance of this...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

13 Ghosts

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1960
Producer William Castle is better remembered for his outrageous marketing. schemes than for the content of the movies. He would do anything to attract attention, from taking out a million-dollar insurance policy for anyone who died of fright while viewing...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Happy Accidents

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
There's a line in "Splash" that I thought of when I watched this movie. Tom Hanks plays a sweet guy who falls in love with a girl who turns out to be a mermaid. Utterly deflated when he finds out...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Hardball

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
"Hardball" is a softball, and this umpire calls it out at first base.Keanu Reeves plays a compulsive gambler named Conor O’Neill who owes a lot of money to various thugs. A childhood friend offers to pay him $500 a week...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Rock Star

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
There is logic, there is movie logic, and then there is the kind of "throw some big musical numbers and some good-looking stars on the screen and no one will notice that it makes no sense whatsoever -- just look...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Hard-core Kevin Smith fans (I don't think there are any other kind) will find this just the movie they were waiting for. It's a love letter to his characters and to his fans, a sort of movie equivalent to the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Western

American Outlaws

American Outlaws" is a rock and roll western for the MTV era. It may be a little on the dumb and cheesy side, but it does not take itself or its characters too seriously and it has enough cute cowboys,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
Woody Allen pays loving tribute to movies like "Double Indemnity" and "The Big Sleep" with this delicious comedy for grown-ups about a 1940's insurance investigator who, under hypnosis becomes a brilliant jewel thief. Allen is C.W. Briggs, an old-fashioned guy...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Rat Race

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
Rat Race" is a loving salute to the spirit of "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World," a splendid salute to slapstick that featured just about everyone who happened to be in Hollywood in 1965. "Rat Race" has an all-star...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

O

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Doves flutter in a bell tower as an angelic choir sings. We hear someone say, "I know you're not supposed to be jealous of anything, but to soar and take flight -- that's living." As he speaks of his envy...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Others

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Way back before computer graphics, movie makers knew how to scare us through what the movie didn't show us. They knew that no one knows what scares us as well as we do ourselves, and that anything we could imagine...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

American Pie 2

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Teenagers will want to see this movie because it is raunchy and gross. But like the original, the gross and raunchy moments, though frequent, are less important than the movie's core sensibility, which is sweetly old-fashioned. Let me be very...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Osmosis Jones

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
The Farelly brothers, whose "There's Something About Mary" plumbed new depths of bodily function humor (and ended up on the American Film Institute's list of the 100 funniest movies) have plumbed new depths of internal plumbing in "Osmosis Jones." It's...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Rush Hour 2

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Less a sequel than a remake of the first "Rush Hour," this version sets itself up to be the next "Lethal Weapon" franchise by meticulously repeating all of the elements of the first one. Those elements are: one motor mouth...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Princess Diaries

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2001
This is a great big luscious lollypop of a movie, terrific fun for girls of any age and for their families, too. Mia Thermopolis (Anne Hathaway) is a shy 15-year-old who says, "My expectation in life is to be invisible,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Planet of the Apes

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
lTim Burton's "Planet of the Apes" is less a remake than a re-imagining of the classic staring Charlton Heston. This version has no loincloth and no Statue of Liberty, and no Roddy McDowell, but Heston does show up for a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

America's Sweethearts

D
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2001
It sounds like it can't miss -- a delicious situation created by a guy who knows how to write jokes, with an all-star cast. But it does miss. Billy Crystal, who wrote the script with Peter Tolan, delivers wisecracks, but...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Jurassic Park III

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
It may seem odd to speak of a made-to-be-blockbuster as unpretentious, but the aspirations of "Jurassic Park III" are remarkably -- almost endearingly -- modest. It does not waste time with chaos theory mumbo-jumbo or dumb "dinosaurs come to America"...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
In "A.I." we had a real boy, Haley Joel Osment, playing a robot. In this movie, we have computer animated figures playing real people. This is the first computer-animated movie to "star" actors. Instead of giving us glossy surfaced-toys or...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Score

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Movies are made for heist stories. Great robberies can be fun to watch on stage or read about in a book, but movies provide an immediacy and economy of narrative that no other form of story-telling can touch. Give us...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Legally Blonde

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
It's been too long since the last courtroom comedy. This one might not reach the heights of the sublime "My Cousin Vinny`" but it comes pretty close. Reese Witherspoon plays Elle Woods, an adorable Southern California sorority girl who is...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Scary Movie 2

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
The credits for "Scary Movie 2" show seven different screenwriters, which means an average of 1.3 good jokes per writer. But hey, if you thought that this movie would have witty repartee, you never saw the first one. Though a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Dr. Dolittle 2

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2001
Before the opening credits are over, we've seen bathroom jokes and sexual humor, but at least this time it's rated PG. It really is a shame, because Eddie Murphy is just great as Dr. Dolittle, content to be the straight...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Cats & Dogs

C+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 2001
Anyone who has ever lived with a cat or dog already knows what this movie finally reveals to the rest of the world – they are the ones who are really in charge. While humans go about their business, tossing...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Kiss of the Dragon

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Jet Li is always a pleasure to watch, even in this silly story about a Chinese spy befriended by an American prostitute on a mission in Paris. No longer the pretty boy in the equally silly but more romantic "Romeo...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Science-Fiction

A.I.: Artificial Intelligence

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2001
Cross "2001" with "ET" and "Blade Runner" and throw in some "Pinocchio," some "Wizard of Oz," some "Velveteen Rabbit" and a touch of "Our Town," and you might have some sense of what to expect from "A.I." It is an...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

crazy/beautiful

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Sensitive but highly responsible and straight-laced guys have been falling for sensitive but high-maintenance and irresponsible girls in movies since before they started selling popcorn from theater concession stands. That theme has been played for comedy ("Bringing Up Baby") or...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Fast and the Furious

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
I don’t ask for much from summer popcorn movies. Give me some car chases and explosions, some romance, and a nasty villain who meets a nastier end, and I’m happy. I had high hopes for "The Fast and the Furious"...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
Something more than a video game but something less than a movie, "Tomb Raider" has some great action sequences and the ever-watchable Angelina Jolie. What it does not have is much of a plot, interesting characters, or a reason to...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2001
For the third time in a row, Disney departs from its traditional animation release formula with this non-musical, intense-action adventure (rated PG for violence) about the search for the legendary city that mysteriously disappeared in ancient times. Michael J. Fox...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Evolution

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Despite what the advertising campaign tries to sell you, this is not another "Ghostbusters." It may have the same director, but remember that he is also responsible for turkeys like "Father's Day." It tries for the same mix of scary...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Swordfish

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
If attitude and very cool explosions were enough to make a movie worthwhile, then this one would win an Oscar. But movies generally require something along the lines of characters and plot, and there this movie lets us down. John...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

What's the Worst That Could Happen?

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
This movie has a terrific cast and some very funny moments. But there is an overall slackness and an underlying cynicism that takes this outside of the category of mindless fun and makes it uncomfortably distasteful. Martin Lawrence plays a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Pearl Harbor

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
Remember when Humphrey Bogart told Ingrid Bergman that "it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world?" Well, this is a story that comes down...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Moulin Rouge

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
This is a big overstuffed everything- and the kitchen sink mess of a movie. It is an ambitious, often gorgeous, occasionally brilliant mess. But for all its superficial abundance, there is an essential stinginess at its core. It teases the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Angel Eyes

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Watch out -- they're trying to sell this movie as a thriller with supernatural overtones, but it turns out that it is a very traditional love story, and a surprisingly touching one, too.Jennifer Lopez plays Sharon, a cop who is...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Startup.com

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Jehane Noujaim left her job at MTV to make documentaries just as her roommate, Kaliel Isaza Tuzman, was leaving his job at Goldman Sachs to run a new Internet company. They combined their two ventures when Noujaim, in conjunction with...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Shrek

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2001
It has an enchanted princess in a tower, guarded by a fire-breathing dragon. It has a big, green ogre with a Yiddish name. It has a donkey that not only talks, and not only sings, but sings the old Monkee’s...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

A Knight's Tale

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
If the idea of a medieval jousting movie set to classic rock songs like "We Will Rock You," "Low Rider," and "The Boys are Back in Town" bothers you, forget this movie and rent "Ivanhoe" instead. But if the idea...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Trumpet of the Swan

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2001
Most of E.B. White’s elegant language is missing and the animation is nowhere near the Disney level, but the new animated version of "Trumpet of the Swan" (G, some tension and peril) is still a very good family movie with...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Mummy Returns

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
It may still be spring outdoors, but this is the first summer movie of the year. Grab some popcorn and settle in for some old-fashioned movie fun, the best in this genre since the gold standard of adventure movies, the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

One Night at McCool's

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
This black comedy about the different way that people can see the same characters and events is disappointingly uninvolving, too violent, and just not very funny. Liv Tyler plays a literally femme fatale named Jewel, a con woman who will...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Town and Country

F
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Part Woody Allen-style mid-life crisis movie, part old-fashioned, door-slamming bedroom farce, part "let's laugh as rich folks mess everything up while we enjoy looking at their beautiful homes and clothes," and possibly part therapy session for leading man Warren Beatty,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Driven

D
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
It’s a good thing that the people who will want to see this movie are not too concerned about the plot, dialogue or performances, because the people who made the movie were not too concerned about them either. The plot...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles

D
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2001
You would think that a movie called "Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles" would just about make itself work. It starts with two strong assets: an engaging character already well known and fondly remembered from two previous movies and a city...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Josie and the Pussycats

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
There is a moment in last year’s "The Tao of Steve" in which Donal Logue charms Greer Goodman – and the audience, too – with his appreciation for the 1970’s cartoon series "Josie and the Pussycats," based on characters from...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Thriller

Along Came a Spider

D-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2001
Morgan Freeman returns as Dr. Alex Cross in this prequel to "Kiss the Girls." Like the original, this movie has a nursery rhyme title and centers on a kidnapped girl. This time it is not a serial killer, just a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Bridget Jones's Diary

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Renée Zellwegger is irresistible as Bridget Jones, in this delectable romantic comedy with some sly references to that uber-romantic comedy, Pride and Prejudice. From the opening credits, when we see her singing along with the radio to "All By Myself"...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Pokemon 3: The Movie

C
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 2001
I suppose that it's a sign that we've passed the peak of Pokemon frenzy that the word "Nintendo" got a bigger reaction from the kids in the audience than the word "Pokemon," but this movie mustered enough of the old...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Spy Kids

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2001
Imagine James Bond crossed with "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" and you might have an idea of what to expect in "Spy Kids," the best family movie of the spring. It has just the right combination of giddy fantasy,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Someone Like You

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Animal Husbandry," a wry and witty book about a single woman’s efforts to understand men, has become "Someone Like You" a generic looking-for- love-in-all-the-wrong-places romance with plot twists that were tired back in the days of Sandra Dee and Bobby...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

About Adam

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2001
It begins as a sweet, simple love story. A flirtatious waitress named Lucy (Kate Hudson) falls for a man named Adam (Stuart Townsend). All the other men in Lucy's life pursued her, but Adam lets her take the lead. Once...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Say It Isn't So

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Audiences who have been wondering when we were going to get a great comedy about incest can keep wondering. "Say it Isn’t So" is a mediocre comedy about incest, a pale retread from the producers (but not the writers or...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Heartbreakers

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
William Tensy (Gene Hackman), a chain-smoking tobacco zillionaire, goes into a little rant about the ridiculous notion that second-hand smoke is harmful and turns to blast a cloud of cigarette smoke at his parrot, who immediately keels over. If only...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Exit Wounds

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Steven Seagal is definitely in "Fat Elvis" mode in this color-by-numbers honest-cop against corruption story. He's got Wayne Newton-style black hair and a William Shatner-style sucked-in paunch, and I suspect that at least some of the cuts in the fight...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Dish

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2001
I started smiling ten minutes after the movie began, and didn't stop until ten minutes after it ended. What a delight! I cannot resist saying that this "dish" is delicious. It's about one part of the race to the moon...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Enemy at the Gates

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
It is 1942 and Stalingrad is "a city on the Volga where the fate of the world is being decided." Hitler is trying to do what Napoleon could not and has sent his troops to invade the Soviet Union. The...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

15 Minutes

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
There is an inherent hypocricy in any satire about our fascination with violence. Invariably, it tries for the best of both worlds, giving us a lot of violence and allowing us to assume moral superiority through ironic distance. Like the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Mexican

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Two of the biggest stars in Hollywood took pay cuts to appear in what is essentially a quirky independent movie -- with two of the biggrest stars in Hollywood. Even though Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts are both top-notch acting...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Caveman's Valentine

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Once a brilliant, Julliard-trained musician and composer, Romulus Ledbetter (Samuel L. Jackson) now lives in a cave in the park. He is severely mentally ill. Images of giant moths and fears of an imaginary villain haunt him. But he still...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

See Spot Run

D
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2001
What were they thinking? This movie is rated-PG and heavily marketed to kids. But in the first ten minutes, the title character, a dog trained by the FBI to catch criminals, bites off a bad guy’s testicle. We then see...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Pollock

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
The best biographical movies do three things. They show us why the life being depicted was important and how the main character had an important impact on the way we see the world. They give us a glimpse of what...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

3000 Miles to Graceland

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Nine-tenths attitude and one-tenth gunplay, this testosterone-fueled story has a tasty premise – in the middle of an Elvis convention in Las Vegas, a team of five Elvis impersonators rob a casino. (A couple of weeks ago it was a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Monkeybone

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
The new movie from the people behind "James and the Giant Peach" and "A Nightmare Before Christmas" has some of the same trademark visual inventiveness, but this is no children’s story. "Monkey Bone" is based on a "graphic novel" (i.e.,...

Friday December 13, 2002

All the President's Men

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: 1976
Based on the real-life story of the two reporters who would not give up on the story of the Watergate break-in, this is as gripping as any detective novel. Bob Woodward (Robert Redford), a junior reporter for the Washington Post,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Beatles - Yellow Submarine

A+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 1968
All is peace, love, and music in gentle Pepperland until the wicked Blue Meanies take over. The Beatles come to the rescue via the title vessel, meeting all kinds of strange and interesting characters along the way. This movie is...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Brian's Song

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1971
This is the true -- and heartbreaking -- story of Brian Piccolo and Gale Sayers, players for the Chicago Bears, who were the first interracial roommates in pro sports, based on the memoir by Sayers. Piccolo (played by James Caan)...

Friday December 13, 2002

Amadeus

A+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG (theatrical version)
Movie Release Date: 1984
Antionio Salieri (F. Murray Abraham in an Oscar-winning performance), the court composer, should have been Mozart. He followed all the rules, worked hard, and cared deeply. Music was his life. Mozart (Tom Hulce) arrives, a bawdy, bratty, foolish boy whose...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Chariots of Fire

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1981
This is the true story of two athletes who raced in the 1924 Olympics, one a privileged Jewish student at Cambridge (Ben Cross as Harold Abrahams), the other a missionary from Scotland (Ian Charleson as Eric Liddell). Wonderfully evocative of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Toy Story

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1995
This Disney release was the first feature film animated entirely by computer. Although the dazzling technology is especially well suited to a story in which the major characters are made out of plastic, it is the unpretentious imagination and energy...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

101 Dalmatians

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1961
Like "Lady and the Tramp," this story is told from the perspective of dogs, this time two dalmatians, Pongo and Perdita, the cherished pets of Roger and Anita. Anita’s old friend, one of the most notorious villains in movie history,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Oliver and Company

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1988
Loosely based on Dickens' Oliver Twist, this animated Disney release is the story of an orphaned cat named Oliver who is befriended by vagabond dogs led by the the dashing rapscallion, Dodger. Oliver is adopted by lonely rich girl Jenny,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Little Mermaid

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1989
After some lackluster years, Disney came back into the top rank of animated features with this superbly entertaining musical, based loosely on the fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen (but with a happier ending). Ariel was the first in a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Lion King

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1994
Sort of a cross between "Richard III" and "Hamlet," this is the story of Simba (voice of Jonathan Taylor Thomas as a child, Matthew Broderick as an adult), the cub of Mufasa (James Earl Jones), the king of the jungle....

Friday December 13, 2002

Hercules

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: June 14, 1997
According to Disney, Hercules was the adored son of gods Zeus and Hera, stolen by Hades, ruler of the underworld, and made mortal. He must become a true hero to become a god again, so he can live with his...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Ferngully... The Last Rainforest

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: 1992
An evil and destructive spirit named Hexxus (voice of Tim Curry) is imprisoned in a tree by Magi, the leader of the fairies, who believes that all humans have been destroyed. Many years later, as Magi is teaching Crysta, her...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Brave Little Toaster

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1988
In this movie, based on a story by science-fiction author Thomas M. Disch, a group of household appliances in a summer cottage, worried about their young master, leave home to go and find him, encountering many challenges and adventures along...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Beauty and the Beast

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1993
Belle is the book-loving daughter of an absent-minded inventor. She wants "more than this provincial life" and the boorish hunter Gaston, who hopes to marry her. Lost in the woods, Belle’s father stumbles into what appears to be a deserted...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Balto

C+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 1995
This is the true story of the brave dog who saved the lives of Alaskan children with diphtheria when he brought medicine to them through the snow. Kevin Bacon provides the voice for the heroic canine, half wolf, half dog,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Aristocats

C+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 1970
Not one of Disney's best, but this is a nice animated story of an elegant cat (voice of Eva Gabor) who must find her way back home with her kittens to protect their inheritance from an evil butler. The plot...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

An American Tail

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1986
Feivel Mousekewitz is a little Russian mouse who emigrates to the United States with his family, after they are told that "there are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese." He becomes separated from his parents...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Anastasia

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1997
A sumptuous (if completely inaccurate) animated retelling of the mystery of the Tsar’s lost daughter, this movie will captivate kids and their families. In this version, the little Anastasia and her adored grandmother (voice of Angela Lansbury) are separated after...

Friday December 13, 2002

Aladdin

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: 1992
One of the best of the contemporary Disney releases, this classic tale of the magic lamp benefits tremendously from the energy and humor of Robin Williams as the genie. Only the Disney animators could find a way to keep up...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Sleeping Beauty

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1959
The King and Queen happily celebrate the birth of their daughter, Princess Aurora. The young Prince who is betrothed to the baby and three good fairies, Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather, join the celebration. But wicked Maleficent, a bad fairy, is...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Peter Pan

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1953
This is the Disney version of the Victorian classic about the boy who would never grow up. Wendy, Michael, and John Darling, three London children, meet Peter Pan, a boy who can fly. He has been drawn to their warm,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Lady and the Tramp

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1955
Plot: Lady is the pampered cocker spaniel of a couple she knows as "Jim Dear" and "Darling." Her best friends are Jock (a Scottie) and Trusty (a basset hound who has no sense of smell). They ignore a stray named...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Dumbo

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1941
The stork delivers babies to the circus animals, including Mrs. Jumbo’s baby, an elephant with enormous ears. The other elephants laugh at him and call him Dumbo, but Mrs. Jumbo loves him very much. When Dumbo is mistreated, she is...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Cinderella

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1950
The classic fairy tale by Charles Perrault is lovingly and imaginatively brought to life in this animated Disney version, also a classic. Cinderella, a sweet, docile, and beautiful girl forced to act as a servant for her mean stepmother and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Now, Voyager

A+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1942
Charlotte Vale (Bette Davis) is the repressed and depressed daughter of an imperious mother (Gladys Cooper), head of a wealthy and socially prominent Boston family. Miserably unhappy and insecure, she spends much of her time in her room, making carved...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Gaslight

A+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1944
Paula Alquist (Ingrid Bergman) falls in love with Gregory Anton (Charles Boyer), a musician, and once they are married, he persuades her to move into the house she lived in as a child, which has been closed since her aunt...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Dark Victory

A+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1939
Judith Traherne (Bette Davis) is an impetuous and headstrong heiress who lives life with furious energy. Her life revolves around parties and horses. She sees Dr. Frederick Steele (George Brent) for her headaches and dizzy spells, and he tells her...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Down to Earth

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Chris Rock is a stand-up comic. The people behind this movie (the Weitz brothers, of "American Pie" and "Chuck and Buck") wisely devote 25 percent of the film to Rock's stand-up routine. Chris Rock is not an actor. He has...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Recess: School's Out

D
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2001
Disney's latest release, "Recess: School's Out!" should have a brief life in theaters before moving on to a more fitting format on video. It is not "based on" the popular television series as much as it simply is an episode...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Saving Silverman

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
I’ll admit it with some embarrassment – this movie made me laugh. Yes, it is a very dumb comedy, but as dumb comedies go, it is one of the best because it stars four of the most able comic actors...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Shadow of the Vampire

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
The story of Dracula has been filmed dozens of times, but one of the most unforgettable is the silent German film, "Nosferatu." The director, F.W. Murnau, was not able to get permission from the author's widow to film "Dracula," so...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Head Over Heels

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Amanda Pierce (Monica Potter) is an art restorer at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York with very bad taste in men. When she comes home to find her current beau in bed with another woman ("This isn't what...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Sugar and Spice

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
The title may be "Sugar and Spice," but the content is closer to snips and snails and puppy dog tails in this supposedly cute story of a pregnant teenage cheerleader and her friends who rob a bank. Lisa (Marla Soloff)...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Wedding Planner

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
This disappointing would-be romantic comedy is neither comic nor particularly romantic. Its biggest problem is a sitcom-style script with too much emphasis on the situation and not enough on the comedy. It fails to create a single believable or sympathetic...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Left Behind: The Movie

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2001
Left Behind" tries hard to succeed as parable and as thriller. It is based not just on the first in a series of best-selling books, but also on the Biblical Book of Revelations, and is is made by people who...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Gift

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Cate Blanchett plays Annie Wilson, a widow from rural Georgia who has the gift of second sight. She supports her three sons by doing readings with cards, so she hears a lot of problems and secrets. Her clients include Valerie...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Double Take

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Usually, the worst thing about a movie like this is the waste of talent. Yes, this movie wastes the talent of Orlando Jones (the guy from the 7-Up commercials who was terrific in "The Replacements") and Eddie Griffin and especially...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Finding Forrester

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
There is nothing more appealing to watch in a movie than one character teaching another, except perhaps when two characters teach each other. This reliable formula is well presented in this fine film about two great writers, one who has...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Chocolat

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
This choice little fairy tale even begins with "once upon a time." It takes place in rural France, in a "quaint little village whose villagers believed in tranquility." They have "learned not to ask for more." The village is all...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Save the Last Dance

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
There is real logic and there is movie logic. Audiences are usually very forgiving of lapses in movie logic -- we recognize that people always get perfect parking spaces and have correct change and live in fabulous apartments that their...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

State and Main

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
"Shoot first -- ask questions afterward." That's the motto on the lucky pillow carried to location by director Walt Price (William H. Macy). This is actually the second choice of location, a last minute substitution for the original small New...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Cast Away

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
What happens when everything we hold on to is taken away from us? This is the story of Chuck Noland (Tom Hanks), trouble-shooter for Federal Express, who travels to Moscow to remind the wayward Russian office that "We live or...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

A+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
This is a ravishing fairy tale/epic, and the best movie of the year. It is passionately romantic -- the story of two sets of star-crossed lovers who face enormous obstacles, within themselves as well as those imposed by the outside...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The House of Mirth

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Why is it when we meet we always play this elaborate game?" asks Lily Bart (Gillian Anderson) of Lawrence Selden (Eric Stoltz). The answer is that Lily and Lawrence live in a society that gives them no alternative. Edith Wharton's...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Proof of Life

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Another stunning performance from Russell Crowe holds together a movie that is otherwise not sure exactly what it wants to be.Inspired by a magazine article about "K and R" consultants and a real-life hostage negotiation, this is the story of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Miss Congeniality

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Sandra Bullock the producer found a pretty good vehicle for Sandra Bullock the actress in this variation on the classic Hollywood "makeover movie." As in predecessors from "Cinderella" to "My Fair Lady" to "Pretty Woman," this is at its core...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Traffic

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
A hard-line judge is selected as the President's new general in the war on drugs. Front-line cops in Mexico and the US go after the small-time distributors and try to make cases against the sources of the drugs. A pampered...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
The Coen brothers' latest is based in part on the Odyssey (a prologue credits the story to Homer). But its title comes from that most sublime of Preston Sturges classic comedies, "Sullivan's Travels," made in 1941. The title character is...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

What Women Want

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Mel Gibson shows us just what women want in his first-ever romantic comedy -- we want Mel Gibson. Mel plays Nick Marshall, a Chicago advertising executive who is successful at work (he thinks up ideas like the Swedish bikini team)...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Emperor's New Groove

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2000
The fast, fun, and funny "Emperor's New Groove" is sheer delight for the entire family. It deserves to be taken out of the rarified category of "animation" and called what it is -- a cartoon. It has more in common...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Holland Avenue Boys: A Success Story

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
The "Holland Avenue Boys" are a group of 14 men who grew up on or near Holland Avenue in the Bronx in the late 1940's and early 1950's. The "success story" is their enduring friendship and loyalty. With busy working-class...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Family Man

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
The grand tradition of "what if?" movies from "A Christmas Carol" to "It's a Wonderful Life" and the more recent "Passions of Mind" and "Me Myself I" show us an unhappy hero or heroine who finds out what life would...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Thirteen Days

A+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
For once the tag line has it just right: "You'll never know how close we came." It may seem like a movie script, but it really happened. American planes took photos of Soviet missiles in Cuba, a "massively destabilizing move."...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

A Hard Day's Night

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1964
The documentary style of this movie masks its tight construction, clever script, and sublime anarchy second only to the Marx brothers. A surrealistic day in the life of the most overwhelmingly popular rock group of all time, it portrays the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Unbreakable

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
The big surprise ending of "Unbreakable" is what a disappointment it is. The writer/director of "The Sixth Sense" begins with many of the same elements -- Bruce Willis, a Philadelphia setting, a strained marriage, a child who is grappling with...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Bounce

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
Like "Return to Me," this is a love story that is better than its gimmick. In a variation on the "cute meet" of romantic comedies, this movie has a "buried secret that will be revealed at the worst possible time"...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

102 Dalmatians

D
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 2000
In "101 Dalmatians," all-time movie villian Cruella De Vil (Glenn Close) is sent to jail for dognapping with the intention of making the dalmatian puppies into a fur coat. As the sequel begins, Cruella has been rehabilitated through the experimental...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2000
Audiences will feel like their own hearts are two sizes too large at the end of this wonderful sugarplum of a movie. Based, of course, on the classic Christmas story by Dr. Seuss, this is the story of a Christmas-hating...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Charlie's Angels

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
Charlie's Angels" manages to fulfill the middle-school-age fantasies of both boys and girls and to make it clear that it does not take itself too seriously. The result is a lot of silly popcorn fun. This is the kind of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Little Nicky

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
There are two kinds of Adam Sandler movies: the kind where he plays a complete idiot and uses a (supposedly) funny voice through it all and the kind where he just plays a sweet doofus with his regular voice. Generally,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Basket

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2000
The term "family movie" tends to evoke eye-rolling and sighs from all but the youngest kids, calling up memories of sugary stories about adorable children, cute pets, and bouncy songs. What it should evoke is a movie like this one,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Legend of Bagger Vance

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
There is a golden boy, young, handsome, a champion golfer, and he wins the heart of Adele (Charlize Theron), the most beautiful debutante in Georgia. His roots in Savannah are so deep that even his name seems spelled with a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Lucky Numbers

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
A message to those of you who might be considering larceny, fraud, or murder -- it's much, much more complicated than it seems. Unfortunately, the people who are not smart enough to figure that out are the people who think...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Little Vampire

D
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2000
On one hand, this is an imaginative and exciting story, based on a popular series of children's books. On the other hand, the subject matter is vampires. Even though these vampires are friendly and only suck blood out of cows,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Pay it Forward

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
A child challenged to change the world comes up with a plan. He will do three important favors for people who need them. Then, instead of allowing them to pay it back, he will ask each of them to "pay...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Legend of Drunken Master

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
One of Jackie Chan's best Chinese films is being re-released in a dubbed version with a new score. It is a sequel to the movie that made him an international star. Though it was made 15 years later than the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Ladies Man

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
First, the good news. (1) It isn't very long. If you are going to waste time at a movie, you won't waste more than 85 minutes on this one. (2) It isn't as bad as some of the other SNL...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Bedazzled

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
The classic English comedy written in 1967 by Peter Cook and starring Cook and Dudley Moore has been Americanized. In other words, it has less deadpan humor, sly wit, and existential comedy and more jokes about penis size. But it...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Contender

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
The Contender" isn't authentic. It isn't even credible. It falls just short of preposterous. Now that we have that out of the way, let me say that it is thought-provoking and thoroughly enjoyable. The Vice President has died and the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Dr. T and The Women

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
This doctor knows what ails you. Sully Travis (Richard Gere) is known as "Dr. T" to the adoring upper-class women of Dallas. He is a popular gynecologist, and why not? No trying to cover your nudity with embarassing paper "gowns"...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Bamboozled

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Spike Lee's new movie is ambitious, provocative, complex, thoughtful, and just about review-proof. Anyone who doesn't like it could be accused of not getting it. Anyone who does like it could be accused of liking it for the wrong reasons...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Men of Honor

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
Carl Brashear, Jr. was the first black man to achieve the rank of Master Diver in the Navy. He was also the first amputee to be returned to active duty in the armed services. In this movie, produced by Bill...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Tao of Steve

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Dex (Donal Logue) is a fat, irresponsible, pot-smoking slacker with no ambition. But he is so charming that women cannot resist him. And neither can the viewers. Dex may have no ambition, but he has no pretention, either. He has...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Beautiful

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Minnie Driver does her best, but, sadly, she gets no help from the movie's producers (14 of them!). She gets no help from the screenwriter, whose only previous credit was Jerry Springer's "Ringmaster." Driver does not even get much help...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Best in Show

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Fans of offbeat humor will get a big kick out of this follow-up to "Waiting for Guffman," but there will be more appreciative, "Oh, that's funny!" comments than outright laughs.Director Christopher Guest has a repertory company of top-notch improvisational actors....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Billy Elliot

A
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
As two 11-year-olds walk home from school, the girl casually bounces a stick along the side of a building. The building ends and, still chatting, she keeps bouncing it along the shields held up by a line of policemen. They...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Meet the Parents

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
There is a sub-category of comedy that can only be termed "comedies of excruciation," in which we laugh at the hideously humiliating experiences of some poor sap. If this is your kind of humor, then this is your kind of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Bring It On

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
I may sound like the Movie Grandmom here, but it is a darned shame that this smart and sassy movie has to include unnecessarily raunchy humor. Otherwise, this would be a terrific movie for kids, because it raises some important...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Nurse Betty

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Renee Zellwegger's lips should be eligible for their own Oscar. As the waitress who is such a big fan of a soap opera that she becomes convinced she is a character on it, she does more to convey her essential...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Remember the Titans

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2000
This movie about the real-life integration of a Virginia high school football teem teeters on the brink of cliche and stereotype but manages to come down on the side of archetype, thanks to a sure script, solid direction, and another...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Watcher

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
A couple of clever turns don't rescue this movie from its tired plot, laughable dialogue, and disastrous casting. James Spader plays Campbell, a burned-out FBI agent from Los Angeles who was unable to catch a serial killer and now lives...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Way of the Gun

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Christopher McQuarrie, the screenwriter of the deviously brilliant "The Usual Suspects" wrote and directed this bleak, tough-talking story about a couple of petty criminals named Longbaugh (Benicio del Toro) and Parker (Ryan Phillipe). Longbaugh says, "Our path had been chosen...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Cell

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
I think the idea here was to cross "Silence of the Lambs" with "The Matrix." It's a story about a serial killer, now in some sort of irreversible catatonia. How can the police find where he has hidden his last...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Steal This Movie!

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
It might have worked if this movie had been frustrating in the way that the peace movement or the 60's as a whole were frustrating. But this movie about the life of Hippie/Yippie leader Abbie Hoffman is unsatisfying for a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Coyote Ugly

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
The people behind "Flashdance" have delivered another movie with about the same level of believabilty, but with little less flash and a lot less dance. You won't see much more dance on screen than you do in the commericals. There...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Space Cowboys

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
If we needed someone to save the world, wouldn't Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, James Garner, and Donald Sutherland be the guys to do it? Or at least wouldn’t it be fun to watch those guys play "Leisure World astronauts"...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Replacements

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
What is it about football movies? I don't even like football, but I am a sucker for a good football movie. I'm even a sucker for a pretty good one like this lightweight but likeable story about players called in...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Parents should not be fooled by the PG-13 rating into thinking that it might be appropriate for middle schoolers and younger kids. The people who rate movies for the MPAA seem to think that if it's a comedy and no...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Loser

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
When a movie's on-screen explanation about what happens to the characters after it ends contains a typo ("aide" instead of "aid"), we get some idea of why it seems that so little attention was paid to other details like story...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Thomas and the Magic Railroad

C+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 2000
The beloved PBS series about the little blue train and his friends moves to the big screen with a story that will please its many fans, though they might find it a little hard to follow. Even adults may scratch...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

What Lies Beneath

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Think "Fatal Attraction" crossed with "Poltergeist" and considerably dumbed down, and you have an idea of what this movie has in store for you. There are a couple of surprises and chills, but I am sure it is nothing compared...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Pokemon 2000: The Movie

C+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 2000
It's better than the first one. That isn't saying much, especially since the prime audience for this film doesn't really care much about niceties like character, dialogue, or quality of animation. If you've got a little Pokemon fanatic in your...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

X-Men

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2000
Let's get right to the point. Extremely cool special effects? Check. Highly overqualified actors bringing Shakespearian line readings to comic book dialogue? Check. Highly attractive young stars bringing sensational bodies to skin-tight costumes? Check. Really fun action sequences, at least...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Patriot

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
As I watched this movie, I kept thinking of the tagline from "Jaws 4:" "This time it's personal." Mel Gibson plays Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the British army who was a hero during the French and Indian war. Twenty...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Disney's The Kid

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2000
Note to Bruce Willis: make sure all your future movies have kids in them. Willis has great talent as an actor and enough charm to keep him on the A-list despite a few clunkers, but he is simply the best...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

The Perfect Storm

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
It's very hard to make a good book into a good movie, even a good book that seems inherently cinematic, as this one does, with all its swirling winds and crashing waves. But in adapting this book, the screenwriter made...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle

C+
Audience: Preschool
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: 2000
Fans of the old "Rocky and Bullwinkle" cartoon show fondly remember its wisecracking sensibility and its refusal to take anything seriously, especially itself. And they remember its terrible puns, planted like time-release capsules in the brains of young baby-boomers, who...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Shaft

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
This movie gets four stars just for coolness. Samuel L. Jackson, the Armani leather coat, and the Oscar-winning theme song are a match made in heaven, and it is just plain summer-popcorn-movie fun to see them all work it together....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Chicken Run

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2000
Chicken Run" has arrived to the joy and relief of the many fans of Nick Parks' Oscar-winning Wallace and Gromit short films. In his studio's first feature-length movie, a brave chicken plots an escape from a small Yorkshire chicken farm....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

All I Wanna Do

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 1998
An appealing cast of talented performers and some mild good intentions cannot save this uneven and sour comedy (originally released with the title "Strike!") about a girls' boarding school that is threatened with co-education. It is 1963 and three girls...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Gone in 60 Seconds

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
This is a check-your-brain-at-the-door, dig into some popcorn, sit back and enjoy summer explosion movie, brought to you by the same folks who did "Con Air." Nicolas Cage again stars as the good guy in a bad world, this time...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

East is East

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
George (Om Puri), who is Pakistani, marries Ella (Linda Bassett) and they settle down in Manchester to have seven children and run a fish and chips shop called George's English Chippy.As the movie opens in 1971, George returns unexpectedly from...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Big Momma's House

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
This is less a movie than a string of skits based on one concept -- Martin Lawrence in a fat suit and a dress. It's a great concept, crossing two terrific movies: "Stakeout" and "Tootsie," with a little bit of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Road Trip

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
In fairness to the intended audience for this movie, the following review was written by my 16-year-old, who wanted to give it more stars: Road Trip, a raunchy comedy in the style of Detroit Rock City and American Pie, is...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Mission: Impossible 2

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
Summer has arrived. "Mission Impossible 2" is the essence of a summer movie: gorgeous stars, sensational stunts, nerve-wracking chases, steamy romance, some "gotcha" plot twists, and lots of explosions. And this time, the story makes sense! The first one was...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Passion of Mind

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
This is the movie equivalent of a juicy beach book, an old-fashioned guilty pleasure chick flick. The plot is "Sliding Doors" crossed with the fairy tale of the dancing princesses with a touch of "Truly Madly Deeply." Demi Moore plays...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Small Time Crooks

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
Woody Allen’s lightest comedy in years is a slight story of an unsuccessful crook named Ray who comes up with a plan for one big heist. He wants to rent a storefront that is two doors down from a bank...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Shanghai Noon

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Jackie Chan has his best American movie role so far as Chon Wang, an imperial guard sent from China’s Forbidden City to Colorado’s Carson City to rescue a kidnapped Princess (Lucy Liu) in the old West of 1881. Along the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Dinosaur

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2000
Instead of the annual G-rated musical cartoon released just as school lets out, this year Disney’s big summer release is "Dinosaur," a stunning integration of computer graphics over live backgrounds. Aladar is an orphan Iguanodon raised by monkey-like lemurs. When...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Battlefield Earth

F
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
In the future, a race of 9-foot-tall, dreadlocked aliens called Psychlos takes over the earth following a nine-minute battle. A thousand year later, the few remaining humans are hunter-gatherers and the evil Psychlos maintain earth as an outpost for mining....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

The Virgin Suicides

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Five exquisitely beautiful sisters dazzle and beguile the boys around them in this movie, set in the mid-1970’s. Amid the idyllic suburban stillness, there are intimations that all is not right. Huge elm trees are diagnosed with Dutch Elm Disease...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Gladiator

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Gladiator" is a movie of such astounding scope and sweep and such masterful story-telling that it makes its storyline seem classic rather than clichéd. Breathtakingly sumptuous visuals credibly re-create the world of Rome in 180 AD, a world of unimaginable...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Filth and the Fury

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
More than 20 years ago, the Sex Pistols made one album, were let go by two record companies, one after only one day, and had the number one song in the UK, though it was so controversial it could not...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Committed

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Joline (Heather Graham) is a woman of her word. Her parents "had a way of moving on from things, including each other." But Joline believes in commitment. When she gets married, she has the ring tattooed on her finger. Less...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Frequency

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Every moment, we face a thousand seemingly inconsequential choices that can have the most profound impact on our lives and those around us. In "Frequency," a fireman gets a message from his son, 30 years in the future, to turn...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas

C+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 2000
First things first -- it is better than the original, famously troubled 1994 version that sank under the weight of too many screenwriters (reportedly over 30) and too many commercial tie-ins. This prequel benefits from lower expectations (it was originally...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Love and Basketball

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
About eighty percent love and twenty percent basketball, this is a romance about two basketball-loving kids who go one-on-one in both games for almost twenty years before they get it right. The movie is divided into quarters, like a basketball...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Where the Heart Is

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
You don’t have to ask where the heart is in this movie – it’s all heart. As you might expect from a movie based on an Oprah book and starring several of Hollywood's most talented actresses, this is a chick...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

U-571

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
U-571, a fictional story inspired by several different WWII incidents, follows a group of sailors who are trying to capture the German's Engima code machine, so that they can find out where the U-boats are headed in time to prevent...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Return to Me

C+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2000
No surprises here, but it is a pleasant date-movie, a romance that tries hard to transcend its gimmick and just about succeeds. Let’s get the gimmick out of the way first – guy has girl (architect Bob -- David Duchovney...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Me Myself I

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Rachel Griffiths (Oscar nominee for Hilary & Jackie) plays Pamela Drury, a harried 30-something magazine writer who wonders if she made a mistake, 13 years earlier, when she turned down a marriage proposal from Robert (David Roberts). She gets a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Where the Money Is

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Two characters stare blankly at the closed door, as flashing lights from the patrol cars circle the room and a voice booms out, "Come out with your hands up!" Henry (Paul Newman) turns to Carol (Linda Fiorentino) and says, "You...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Keeping the Faith

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Keeping the Faith" is a romantic comedy for grown-ups, witty, thoughtful, sweet and funny. Always respectful of the sincerity and commitment of its two clergy lead characters and the serious issues they must resolve, it allows us to laugh with...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Ready to Rumble

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
For all those out there who can't wait for the next Adam Sandler movie, and especially for those who find those Adam Sandler movies a little too intellectually challenging, we now have "Ready to Rumble," a sort of Bill and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Drama, War

Deterrence

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and violence
Movie Release Date: 2000
Teens may think that it does not really matter who gets elected President. Or, they may think that the important issues in this year's election are the domestic controversies that attract most of the coverage, like abortion and gun control....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Romeo Must Die

F
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Hong Kong action star Jet Li ("Lethal Weapon 4") and R&B artist Aliyah are a hip-hop Romeo and Juliet in this tired tale of rival gangters. Fans of martial arts will do well to wait for it to come out...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Hamlet

F
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
This is a dreadful movie. Shakespeare is multi-facted enough to stand up to almost every possible kind of interpretation and adaptation. Almost. This version, using much of the original language but set in modern-day New York, is so poorly produced...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

High Fidelity

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Rob Gordon (Jon Cusack) asks the audience, "Do I listen to pop music because I was miserable, or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?" Rob spends more time talking to us than he does to any of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Road to El Dorado

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2000
Dreamworks SKG steps up to the Disney gold standard with this sensationally entertaining animated adventure. Kevin Kline and Kenneth Branaugh provide the voices for Miguel and Tulio, two loveable rogues who go off to the new world in search of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Beyond the Mat

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
This is the best documentary since "Hoop Dreams," and it is not a coincidence that it, too, is about sports. That means that it is about money, ambition, competition, dreams realized and dashed, race, money, families -- both functional and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Sixth Sense

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
This is one of the rarest of movie treats, a thinking person's thriller that is genuinely haunting. You're lucky if you see a movie that you are still thinking about by the time you reach your car; this one you...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

The Blair Witch Project

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
More conceptual art and marketing phenomenon than movie, "The Blair Witch Project" is poised to become the most profitable movie of all time. Directors Eduardo Sanchez and Daniel Myrick have learned from canny film- makers like Val Lewton and Alfred...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Mystery Men

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1999
This semi-successful attempt at a post-modern comic-book style story that has it both ways, archly commenting on superhero sagas while actually giving us a new and cooler version of one at the same time. That is an all but impossible...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Bowfinger

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Bobby Bowfinger (Steve Martin) wants desperately to make a movie, and as he approaches his 50th birthday he thinks he is running out of time. He tries to interest a studio executive in a script called "Chubby Rain," written by...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

The Thomas Crown Affair

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
This is the movie equivalent of a beach book, a glossy story about beautiful, wealthy, people that not only doesn't require much thinking but actually repels it. Think too much (They allow briefcases and food in the galleries of a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Dick

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
The better you remember the early 70's, the more you will enjoy this very funny movie. It purports to reveal the "Deep Throat" who gave the Washington Post the inside information that led to President Nixon's resignation. And come to...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Runaway Bride

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1999
In the all-time best romantic comedy ever, "The Philadelphia Story," Jimmy Stewart says, "The prettiest sight in this fine pretty world is the privileged class enjoying its privileges." Not really -- the prettiest sight in this fine pretty world is...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies, Movies

Mystery, Alaska

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
The coming attraction makes it clear that "Mystery, Alaska" is your basic "Rocky" movie about a grown-up version of the Mighty Ducks -- a team from a small, hockey-worshipping Alaska town gets a chance to play the New York Rangers....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Iron Giant

A-
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 1999
It draws a lot from E.T.: The Extra-terrestrial, The Indian in the Cupboard, and, for that matter, from Lassie, but this story of a boy who befriends an enormous robot from outer space is told with so much humor and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Run Lola Run

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Teenagers with a taste for the offbeat will enjoy this German import about a woman who gets a frantic phone call from her boyfriend and has only 20 minutes to find 100,000 marks (about $60,000), or he will be killed...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Haunting

D
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1999
This high-tech remake of the creepy classic is dumb and overblown, but some teenagers will have a good time with it, especially if they go in a group. Its only possible merit is that it is too silly to be...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Arlington Road

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
This is a very scary movie about a very scary subject -- terrorism. Indeed, its release was delayed due to concerns about the sensitivity of the material. Jeff Bridges plays Michael Faraday, a professor who specializes in terrorism, still grieving...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Parents may think that nothing can be more outrageous than the "South Park" television show, with its macabre humor, strong language, and singing poop. They need to understand that this theatrical release is much, much more outrageous and inappropriate for...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Wild Wild West

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1999
"The Wild Wild West" has the weak, weak script. It is not unusual to see a trailer that is better than the movie, but in this case the music video is brighter, wittier, and more exciting than the movie. Will...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Big Daddy

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Big Daddy" has all the unavoidable elements of an Adam Sandler film: slapstick humor, gross jokes, bodily functions galore, spectacular pratfalls and more than a sprinkling of sexual innuendo. Yet, the movie is not without its funny moments, it is...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
This movie is only slightly behind "Phantom Menace" in anticipation and excitement among kids, but parents need to know that it is very, very, very raunchy, with incessant and prolonged sexual humor. Because it is a comedy, the rating system...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Fly Away Home

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1996
Amy, a 13-year-old girl from New Zealand (Anna Paquin), wakes up in a hospital bed after an automobile accident to see her father, Tom (Jeff Daniels), whom she barely knows. Her mother was killed in the crash, and she must...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Contact

C+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1997
This film, based on the late Carl Sagan's novel about a young scientist's efforts to make contact with intelligent life beyond our world provides a sharp contrast in tone to slam-bang shoot-'em-ups like "Independence Day" and "Men in Black." Sagan,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Cats Don't Dance

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1997
A singing, dancing cat named Danny goes to Hollywood to become a star in this colorful and energetic animated musical suitable for all but the very youngest toddlers. He finds, however, that no one in Hollywood thinks that animals can...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Man in the Iron Mask

D
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1998
It's more than 20 years since the "all for one and one for all" days and the Three Musketeers and their friend D'Artagnan (Gabriel Byrne) have gone their separate ways. Athos (John Malkovich) is a loving father to his son,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Quest For Camelot

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: 1998
A young girl named Kayley dreams of being a knight like her father, who was killed defending King Arthur from the brutal Ruber. When Ruber steals Excalibur from Camelot, Kayley goes into the forbidden forest to find it. There she...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Wallace & Gromit - The Wrong Trousers

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1993
Oscar-winner Nick Parks'claymation masterpieces are thrilling, witty, and enormous fun. In this one, dim inventor Wallace has created mechanical trousers designed for walking his wise but silent dog, Gromit. They are rewired by a wicked penguin who turns out to...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Kids for Character

B+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 1996
Tom Selleck and many of preschoolers' favorite TV figures like Barney, Miss Frizzle of the Magic Schoolbus, the Puzzle Place kids and Sheri Lewis explain concepts like trustworthiness, fairness, caring, and citizenship in this entertaining and enlightening video. It comes...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Erin Brockovich

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
The poster says, "She brought a small town to its feet and a huge company to its knees." So we know where it's all going, and just settle back to enjoy the ride. And an enjoyable ride it is, too....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Price of Glory

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
In the 1940's, this movie would have starred John Garfield and been on the lower half of a double feature. In 2000, it stars Jimmy Smits as the father who pushes his three boys to be championship boxers, because his...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Enchanted Cottage

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1944
For Valentine's Day, try this romantic classic. Mrs. Minnett (Mildred Natwick), a widow, owns a small cottage that she rents out to honeymoon couples. Some people believe there is a magic about the house that keeps the couples safe and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Mission to Mars

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2000
Director Brian DePalma is known for movies that have two qualities -- striking visual flair and frustrating narrative incoherence. If you are the kind of person who talks about the plot on the way home, this is not your kind...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Drowning Mona

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
I guess they thought they were going to make another "Fargo." That's the only possible explanation for the time this talented cast spent making this awful movie. There are movies that paint small town America as an idyllic oasis of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Whole Nine Yards

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Surprisingly enough, there is a nice little comedy genre about mob hit men living in suburbia. This one doesn’t quite live up to Steve Martin’s neglected gem "My Blue Heaven," but it has some very funny moments. Matthew Perry plays...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Hanging Up

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
There are movies where the writer and director focus on the emotions of the characters. Then there are movies like this one where they make the mistake of trying to focus on the emotions of the audience, and you can...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Wonder Boys

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
This movie has a lot in common with its main character. Both are shambling and directionless, with a literary gloss and great deal of charm and intelligence. And both need all of that to be forgiven for their many failings....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

My Dog Skip

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2000
This is a good, old-fashioned boy and his dog movie, based on the memoir of Willie Morris, who grew up in 1940's Mississippi, a small, sleepy town of "ten thousand souls and nothing to do." It is lyrical and very...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Boiler Room

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Seth (Giovanni Ribisi) wants two things very badly. He wants to make a lot of money quickly, and he wants the respect of his father (Ron Rifkin), a federal judge. Seth drops out of college to run a highly profitable...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Diamonds

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Kirk Douglas plays Harry, an aging boxer recovering from a stroke, who wants to retreive some lost "magic diamonds" he once hid in Reno. So he sets off in a Thelma and Louise-style vintage convertible with his son (Dan Ackroyd)...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Tigger Movie

C+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 2000
What is a family? Is it people who look like us? People who like the same things that we do? People who always have time for us? Tigger learns something about what family really means in this pleasant animated musical...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Down to You

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Teenagers, especially teenage girls, may want to see this movie, a romantic comedy staring teen dreams Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Julia Styles. Parents need to know that it contains material that they may consider inappropriate, including several explicit sexual references...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Isn't She Great

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Hard to imagine myself saying this, but it would have been better if Jacqueline Susann had written this movie. It would have been dumb and unbelievable and even grotesque, but it would not have been boring. The tag line for...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Next Friday

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
On the one hand, this movie is a lazy, dumb, and misogynistic and it promotes pot smoking, unemployment, and burglary. On the other hand, it is genial and unpretentious. If it does not take drug use, crime, racism, and sexism...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Snow Falling on Cedars

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
There has never been a movie more literally true to its title -- this is indeed a movie with many long, loving scenes of snow falling on cedars. There are also scenes of raindrops plopping in puddles and autumn leaves...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Hurricane

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Rubin "Hurricane" Carter triumphed over a brutal childhood to become a contender for the middleweight boxing championship, through pure determination. Then, wrongfully sentenced to three life terms for murders he did not commit, he used the same discipline, integrity, and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Cider House Rules

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Homer Wells (Tobey Maguire) reads David Copperfield aloud to his fellow orphans, letting us know that like Copperfield, he will let us decide for ourselves whether he is the hero of his own life. Homer, twice returned by adoptive parents,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Cradle Will Rock

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
How do you stay true to ideals when there is pressure to compromise in order to make a living? How can you sell without selling out? These questions are provocatively posed in "mostly true" intersecting stories surrounding a pro-union play...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Galaxy Quest

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some action violence, mild language and sensuality
Movie Release Date: 1999
This is one of the funniest movies of the year, hilariously but affectionately skewering television sci-fi, its stars, and its fans. Not since William Shatner told Trekkers Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz to "get a life" back on Saturday Night...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Anna and the King

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
This is the fourth movie version –- and the second this year -- of the story of Anna Leonowens, brought to Siam in 1864 by King Monghut to teach his children. Anna and the King end up teaching each other...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Fantasia 2000

A+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 2000
Almost sixty years ago, the original "Fantasia" was released and hard as it may be to believe it now, the response was unenthusiastic. Today, images like Mickey as the Sorcerer's Apprentice, the little black Pegasus getting some extra help learning...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Stuart Little

B+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 1999
E.B. White's story of a family whose son happens to be a mouse is lovingly Hollywood-ized. In other words, it bears very little relationship to the book but has a lot of great special effects. Fans of the book will...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Bicentennial Man

C+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1999
Think of it as Pinocchio played by C3PO from "Star Wars." Robin Williams plays "Andrew Martin," a robot who wants to be human, in this adaptation of a story and book by Isaac Asimov. In "the not too distant future,"...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

End of Days

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Once again Arnold Schwarzenegger has to save the world from destruction in this tired and tiring dud of an action movie. The thin premise this time is that our whole calendar was designed so that the devil’s one opportunity to...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Green Mile

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
It’s pretty easy to make a movie where the hero saves the Earth from asteroids or blasts the bad guys into smithereens, because those kinds of battles give us lots of very cool stuff to look at. It’s a lot...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Viewers will know exactly what they’re in for when the opening credits reveal the production company: Happy Madison. Anyone who recognizes that name as a tribute to two Adam Sandler movies will enjoy this genial but raunchy story of a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Drama

American Beauty

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 1999
Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) is a 42-year-old man who has lost touch with anything that made him feel alive. His wife Carolyn (Annette Benning) is a realtor, so highly focused that she is clenched. His daughter Jane (Thora Birch) is...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Toy Story 2

A+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 1999
Wow. WOW! "Toy Story 2" is stunning, witty, exciting, enchanting, and very moving. Amazingly, it is even better than the sensationally entertaining original. The animation is better -- the facial expressions of the main characters should qualify the animators for...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Mansfield Park

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Bodices may not be ripped, but they are certainly loosened in this very liberal adaptation of Jane Austen’s novel. This is not your mother’s "Mansfield Park." Fans of the book are warned early on that there will be some significant...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Anywhere But Here

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Adele (Susan Sarandon), a free-spirited teacher, takes her 14 year old daughter Ann (Natalie Portman) to Los Angeles in a gold-colored Mercedes. Ann resents her mother for taking her away from everything she knows, and she misses her family and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

1776

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1972
At least once a year, every American should watch this musical about the signing of the Declaration of Independence, preferably on July 4. The characters and the issues are vividly and frankly portrayed, and we see the founding father's faults...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Tom Thumb

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1998
The fairy tale about the boy no bigger than a thumb is brought to life with former gymnast Russ Tamblyn as the title character. Tom is as irresistibly charming as his "Very Own Song," one of many charming musical numbers....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Sleepy Hollow

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
This less the Washington Irving story than it is "Scream" set in post- revolutionary times. Its production design by Rick Heinrichs is ravishingly eerie, all gray skies, looming spires, gnarled branches, and rearing horses. The magnificent collection of character actors...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Insider

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Jeffrey Wigand (Russell Crowe), a research scientist for a tobacco company, tells "60 Minutes" to reveal that the company is more aware of the addictive properties of nicotine than its executives claimed and in fact manipulated the delivery of nicotine....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Pokemon: The First Movie

C+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 1999
Human scientists have figured out a way to create a bigger and stronger clone of the most powerful Pokemon ever, Mew. The result is a sort of Maxi-Mew called Mewtwo. Mewtwo decides to go after that goal of all movie...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Straight Story

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1999
Do not let the G-rating and the Disney label mislead you - this is an adult movie in the old-fashioned sense of the word, meaning that its story and themes will most appeal to adults and some teens. It gets...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Superstar

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Even fans of the Mary Katherine Gallagher skits on Saturday Night Live will find this movie overlong at 82 minutes. It is one thing for a 30-something woman to play the part of a high school girl in a skit,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Mumford

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
This is a cleverly updated version of a 1930's movie staple -- a genial small-town comedy with eccentric but endearing characters and a leading man who is not what he pretends to be. Loren Dean plays Doctor Mumford, a psychologist...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Drive Me Crazy

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1999
If a sitcom episode from the TGIF line-up was crossed with a commercial from MTV, you'd get this movie, a genial half-hour story stretched out to movie length through the insertion of lots and lots of music for the 11-...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

City of Angels

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1998
The German film Wings of Desire, Wim Wenders' dreamlike meditation on the angels among us, has been Hollywoodized into a dreamlike but glossy romance between an angel named Seth (Nicolas Cage) and a surgeon named Maggie (Meg Ryan). According to...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Thief and the Cobbler

A+
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 1996
This neglected but absolutely delightful animated musical (released in theaters as "Arabian Knight") is a must for family viewing. A shy cobbler and a plucky princess save ancient Baghdad in this fairy tale, put together by the Oscar-winning animator from...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, For the Whole Family

The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

B+
Audience: Preschool
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: 1999
When Elmo's favorite friend, his beloved blanket, is tossed into Oscar's trash can, Elmo goes in after it, only to find himself transported to Grouchland, where grouches cut off the flowers and keep the stems and you get put in...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Good Will Hunting

A+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1997
Mature teens will appreciate this story, written by its appealing two stars, of a brilliant young man with a troubled past. Will (Matt Damon), who grew up as an abused foster child in tough South Boston, works as a janitor...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Titanic

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1997
Classic Greek tragedies explored the theme of hubris as human characters dared to take on the attributes of the gods only to find their hopes crushed. This is a real-life story of hubris, as the ship declared to be "unsinkable"...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Godzilla

D
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1998
The classic Japanese monster film has been updated by the team that produced and directed "Stargate" and "Independence Day," and what we get is basically "Jurassic Park" with one very, very big dinosaur. Nuclear testing has resulted in the mutation...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Blue Streak

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Martin Lawrence stars in a made-to-order story of a jewel thief who returns to the scene of the crime to retrieve his loot, only to find that the construction site where he stashed the stolen diamond is now a police...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Chill Factor

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
This movie should come in a white box with a generic label -- it is all concept and explosions, with nothing worthwhile in its plot, character, or dialogue. The concept is this: a scientist (David Paymer) working for the defense...

Friday December 13, 2002

Armageddon

The summer thrill ride movie is becoming as much of a 4th of July tradition as the picnic and the fireworks, and the 1998 version is "Armageddon," the second movie of the year about a meteor headed toward earth. While...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

The Muse

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1999
The latest film by writer/director/actor Albert Brooks has him portraying Steven Phillips, a Hollywood screenwriter who is let go by the studio when a young, arrogant executive tells him he has lost his "edge." On the advice of a friend,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Playing from the Heart

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1998
This theatrical production of the real-life story of deaf percussionist Evelyn Glennie is a real treasure for family viewing. As with the other productions from Globalstage, it may take some kids a while to get used to the more impressionistic...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Mickey Blue Eyes

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Basic Movie Plot #2 is the fish out of water, and that is because it works so well. Whether we're talking about a mermaid coming to Manhattan, a guy from the Australian outback coming to Manhattan, or Dorothy in Oz,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Detroit Rock City

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
This movie follows four high school boys who are die-hard KISS fans in spite of the overwhelming popularity of disco and the objections of the adults ("KISS stands for Knights In Satan's Service!") as they do everything they can think...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Movies

Jackie Robinson Story

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1950
For Black History Month, take a look at this neglected gem about the first black baseball player to play in the major leagues. The primary appeal of this movie is that Robinson plays himself (with Ruby Dee as his wife)....

Friday December 13, 2002

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The Waterboy

F
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1998
If you've seen the coming attraction and you still want to see this movie, then you are probably between the ages of 12 and 16 and will probably recognize all of the "played by themselves" sports stars who make cameos....

Friday December 13, 2002

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Bean

D
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1997
One of the classic set-ups for comedy is what I refer to as the "Cat in the Hat" plot -- one or more "normal," somewhat bored characters find their lives completely (and yet somehow enjoyably) disrupted by a free- spirited...

Friday December 13, 2002

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What Dreams May Come

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1998
Robin Williams plays Chris Nielson, a doctor who arrives in heaven after he is killed by a car as he attempts to help the victims of an accident. His wife, Annie (Anabella Sciorra), already devastated by the loss of their...

Friday December 13, 2002

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The Borrowers

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1998
Mary Norton's delightful book about the tiny people who live in houses and "borrow" foraged items (thus explaining why no one can ever find anything) is charmingly translated to the screen. The art direction is sublime and the performances are...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Enemy of the State

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1998
This movie is what I call a "soft R," the rating based on limited bad language and violence, but not really unsuitable for younger kids. Will Smith stars as Bobby Dean, a successful Washington lawyer, who in true thriller fashion...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Pleasantville

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1998
In "Dave" and "Big" screenwriter Gary Ross gave us characters whose innocent honesty and goodness revealed and transformed the adult world. Now, as both screenwriter and director of "Pleasantville," he has created teen-aged twins who are transported into an idyllic...

Friday December 13, 2002

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The Rugrats Movie

D
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 1998
Fans of the television series will be happily at home with this movie, which takes its toddler heroes through two terrifying adventures -- getting lost in the woods and having to share parents with a new baby. The children around...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Waking Ned Devine

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1998
Jackie O'Shea (Ian Bannen) lives in a tiny Irish village called Tulaigh Mhor (pronounced Tully More). Like many of the other residents, he is an enthusiastic buyer of lottery tickets, and when he reads in the paper that one of...

Friday December 13, 2002

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The Prince of Egypt

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1998
Dreamworks SKG's first animated feature is a respectful retelling of the story of Moses, from the time he was found in the bullrushes and adopted by the Pharoh to the time he led the Hebrews out of Egypt to freedom....

Friday December 13, 2002

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You've Got Mail

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1998
The classic story of two enemies who discover that they are really the "dear friends" who share a loving penpal relationship is deliciously updated for the era of email. Tom Hanks plays Joe Fox, scion of a family that owns...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Antz

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1998
The technological mastery and all-star cast all but obscure the one real problem of this movie -- it does not know who its audience is. The computer animation -- and the ad campaign -- suggest that it is directed toward...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Madeline

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1998
One of the most beloved heroines of children's literature is brought to life in this movie based on the classic series of books by Ludwig Bemelmans about the "twelve little girls in two straight lines" who live in "a small...

Friday December 13, 2002

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The Parent Trap

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1998
This delightful remake of the Hayley Mills classic stars Lindsay Lohan as both Hallie and Annie, twin girls separated at birth, who meet up at summer camp and decide to switch places. Lohan is utterly adorable and does a masterful...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Dance With Me

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1998
Former Miss America Vanessa Williams and Latin Superstar Cheyanne star in this story of a Cuban man who comes to Texas in search of his father and brings a new spirit to the people who work at a run-down dance...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Mulan

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1998
Disney's 1998 animated feature is based on the legend of Mulan, a Chinese girl who helps the Chinese army defeat the Mongols. After the Mongols invade, led by Shan-Yu (voice of Miguel Ferrar) every family is called upon to send...

Friday December 13, 2002

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One True Thing

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1998
Based on Anna Quindlen's novel, this is the story of a young writer who learns the value of her mother when she goes to care for her during her treatment for cancer. Renee Zellweger plays Ellen Gulden, a New York...

Friday December 13, 2002

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She's All That

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Get ready. The success of movies like "Scream" has led to an upcoming avalanche of movies transplanting every possible movie plot into high school. This one takes "Pygmalion" with a few touches from "Pretty in Pink," "Easter Parade," "Cinderella," and...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Practical Magic

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1998
This uneven adaption of Alice Hoffman's lyrical novel is the story of two orphan girls from a family of witches. Raised by aunts who feed them brownies for breakfast and are visited by neighbors only when they are desperate for...

Friday December 13, 2002

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The Truman Show

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1998
Truman Burbank (Jim Carrey) is an insurance salesman who gradually realizes that everyone around him is part of an elaborate "show," and that every aspect of his life has been orchestrated and broadcast throughout the world. Truman's "ideal" suburban community...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Rush Hour

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1998
Hong Kong superstar Jackie Chan is always a delight to watch. His charm, wit,and impeccable timing make his kung fu moves closer to Charlie Chaplin or Jacques Tati than to Stephen Segal. He has had a hard time finding an...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Rushmore

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
This story about the misery that comes from the grandiosity and humiliation during adolescence is probably of more interest to adults than to the teens who are already only too aware of those experiences. Max Fischer (Jason Schwartzman) is a...

Friday December 13, 2002

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My Favorite Martian

F
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 1999
The commercial for this movie features our heroes (the visiting Martian and his earthling friend) in the midst of a car chase. The Martian (Christopher Lloyd) shrinks the car, which goes into the sewer system and comes up in a...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Blast From the Past

D
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1999
Brendan Fraser plays Adam, who was born in 1962, in an elaborate bomb shelter constructed by his eccentric genius of a father (Christopher Walken). His parents, mistakenly believing that a nuclear bomb exploded in Los Angeles, stayed in the shelter...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Life is Beautiful

A+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1998
This Oscar-winner for Best Actor and Best Foreign Film is a "fable" is about a father's love for his wife and son in the midst of the Holocaust. Writer/director Roberto Begnini stars as a Chaplinesque character who charms a beautiful...

Friday December 13, 2002

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October Sky

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1999
This true story of a boy from a small town who dreams of becoming a rocket scientist is one of the best films ever made about the thrill and hard work of science and a great family movie. In 1957...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Ever After

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1998
Drew Barrymore plays Danielle, according to her great-great-great grand- daughter the real inspiration for the story of Cinderella. Just as in the classic fairy tale, Danielle lives with her mean step-mother and step- sisters, after the death of her beloved...

Friday December 13, 2002

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10 Things I Hate About You

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
Bianca, a beautiful high school sophomore, longs for a social life. But her father will not let her date until her older sister Kat does. Sound familiar? This is an adaptation of Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew" set in a...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Never Been Kissed

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1999
Drew Barrymore is completely adorable in this completely adorable story about Josie, a former high school ugly duckling, now a copy editor for the Chicago Sun Times. She wants to prove herself as a reporter and her first assignment is...

Friday December 13, 2002

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The Matrix

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
In "A Star is Born," Kris Kristofferson sings a song that begins, "Are you a figment of my imagination or am I a figment of yours?" This is the theme of "Matrix," heavy on special effects, striking visuals, and brooding...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Babe: Pig in the City

D
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 1998
Families who loved the adorable and heartwarming "Babe" need to know that this sequel, co-written and directed by "Mad Max's" George Miller, is a much darker and more unsettling movie, not suitable for most small children. Once again, Babe is...

Friday December 13, 2002

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The King and I

F
Audience: Preschool
Movie Release Date: 1999
Don't waste your time on this animated version -- rent the classic version with Yul Brynner and Deborah Kerr instead. Some of the classic Rodgers and Hammerstein songs remain, but second-rate animation and massive plot changes (mostly of the dumbing-down...

Friday December 13, 2002

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The Mighty

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1998
Max (Eldon Henson), a huge boy who has flunked 7th grade twice and Kevin (Kieran Culkin), a tiny disabled boy, help each other in this moving story of the power of friendship and imagination. Inspired by stories of King Arthur’s...

Friday December 13, 2002

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Entrapment

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
A heist film is one of Hollywood?s most reliable plots. "Entrapment" has caught the look and feel but not the heart of classics like "Topkapi" and "To Catch a Thief." Sean Connery plays "Mac" MacDougal, a dashing (if somewhat creaky)...

Friday December 13, 2002

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A Midsummer Night's Dream

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1999
Four couples sort out their romantic entanglements in Shakespeare's most magical love story. Hermia and Lysdander love each other, but her father wants her to marry Demetrius. Demetrius loves Hermia, but is loved by her friend Helena. When Hermia and...