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Tuesday November 10, 2009

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A-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some peril and action
Movie Release Date: May 29, 2009

Pixar movies are beautiful to look at, but what takes your breath away is the story. They don't rely on fairy tales or best-selling books with pre-sold stories and characters we are already attached to. And, as if challenging themselves to make it even harder, they take on increasingly unlikely protagonists -- a gourmet rat, an almost-wordless robot, and now a cranky old man, and somehow they make us fall in love with them.

In some ways, this is the oldest and most enduring of tales, the story of a journey. And this is one that started a long time ago. A brief prologue introduces us to Carl and Ellie, a boy and girl who dream of adventure. They pledge to follow their hero, explorer Charles Muntz, to see Paradise Falls in South America.

Then they grow up and get married and life intervenes. He sells balloons and she works with birds. They save for their trip but keep having to use the money for un-adventuresome expenses like repairing the roof. Then Ellie dies, and Carl (voice of Ed Asner) is left alone. Developers are closing in on his little house. He just can't bear to lose anything more. And so he takes the one thing he has and the one thing he knows and ties so many balloons to his house that it lifts, yes, up into the sky, so he can follow Muntz to Paradise Falls at last.

But he does not realize he has an inadvertent stowaway. Russell (voice of Jordan Nagai), a pudgy, trusting, and irrepressibly cheerful little Wilderness Adventure scout who needs to assist an elderly person so that he can get a badge. They arrive in South America and as they pull the house, still aloft, toward Paradise Falls, they meet an exotic bird, talking dogs, and several kinds of danger, and have to rethink some of what they thought they knew and some of what they thought was most important to them.

The visuals are splendid, making subtle but powerful use of the 3D technology to make some scenes feel spacious and some claustrophobic. Carl and his world are all rectangles, Russell all curves. The Tabletop Mountains-inspired landscapes are stunning and the balloons are buoyant marvels, thousands of them, each moving separately but affecting all of the others, the shiny crayon dots of pure color amid the dusty rock and the earth tones of Carl's wrinkles, gray hair, and old clothes. The other glowing colors on screen are the iridescent feathers of the bird, inspired by the monal pheasant.

There are a couple of logical and chronological inconsistencies that are distracting. But the dogs, with special collars that allow them to give voice to the canine purity of their feelings, are utterly charming -- and there is a clever twist to keep the scariest one from being too scary. Another pleasure of the film comes from the way the precision of the graphic design is matched by some welcome and very human messiness in the story. Everything is not resolved too neatly but everything is resolved with a tenderness and spirit that is like helium for the heart.

Tuesday November 3, 2009

Aliens in the Attic

B-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for action violence, some suggestive humor and language
Movie Release Date: July 31, 2009

Back in the era of Saturday matinées, "Aliens in the Attic" would have been just fine sandwiched between a couple of cartoons and a newsreel, especially if about half an hour was lopped off and there was a bit more imagination or wit in the title invaders. It's probably better suited for DVD and a pizza at slumber parties than for an $8 movie theater ticket. But as long as no one expects too much, this is not a bad time-waster.

The Pearson family: mom, dad (SNL and "Weeds" vet Kevin Nealon), love-struck teen queen Bethany ("HSMs" Ashley Tisdale), sulky middle child Tom (Carter Jenkins), cute sock-monkey-clutching kid Hannah (Ashley Boettcher) are joined in their vacation home by their grandmother (Doris Roberts of "Everybody Loves Raymond"), uncle (Andy Richter), and cousins, aggressive Jake (Austin Robert Butler of "Zooey 101") and gamer twins (Henri and Regan Young). Tom is not happy with himself, with being away from his computer, with having to go fishing, with any of his family, and especially with the uninvited arrival of Bethany's boyfriend Ricky (Robert Hoffman), who seems able to fool everyone but Tom with his good manners and preppy appearance. And then there are the aliens in the attic, four little green creatures with many arms who have come in search of something they need to take over the planet. One of their most potent weapons is a mind-enslaving dart that turns humans into remote-controlled zombie slaves.

But it only works on adults.

And so the kids have to learn how to work together to protect the grown-ups and the planet. What works best in the film are the special effects, clearly the primary focus as the talented cast, including Tisdale and SNL vet Tim Meadows, get less attention than the CGI and wire work. The gamer expert twins use the Wii-style remote to manipulate the zombified Ricky and grandma, the kids have to assemble weapons with whatever they have on hand, and the aliens turn off the gravity and get tangled in a Slinky. A lot of slapstick and a little crude humor went a long way with the kids in the audience and there were frequent hoots of delighted laughter. I could hear some of the punchlines repeated and stored for later use. (That last point is as much a warning as an endorsement.)

Tuesday November 3, 2009

The Taking of Pelham 123

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for violence and pervasive language
Movie Release Date: June 12, 2009

This third version of the story of a hijacked New York subway car may be superfluous but it still delivers some zip thanks to Tony Scott's music-video flash and even a bit of heft thanks to Denzel Washington.

The 1974 version had Robert Shaw ("Jaws," "The Sting") as the leader of a group of trigger-happy thugs and a bitter ex-subway motorman and Walter Matthau as the transit cop working for the safe return of the hostages. The film's great strengths were its nicely twisty plot, its superb cast of character actors (including Jerry Stiller), and its gritty feel for the city at a time of great economic turmoil and municipal decay. Then there was a made-for-TV version in 1998 with Vincent D'Onofrio and Edward James Olmos. This time, it is updated for the era of cell phones, laptops, and failing financial markets. The leader of the hijackers is John Travolta, with a 70's porn star mustache, a prison neck tattoo, and a whole lot of attitude. He starts out at the top of Mount CrazyAngry and pretty much stays there the whole time. At the other end of the phone is transit guy Garber (Denzel Washington), who has depth of expertise and some complications in his work situation.

Director Tony Scott knows how to deliver a cinematic adrenaline rush, and there are some impressive car crashes and chases. James Gandolfini is superb as the mayor, a cross between Giuliani and Bloomberg, and there are some nice up-to-the-minute touches for the era of cell phones, wifi, and Wall Street collapses. It sacrifices some of the original's craftiest switch-ups for action but the biggest problem is that Travolta never really connects and Washington's fully-realized portrayal of the troubled but heroic Garber makes even more obvious Travolta's struggle to make his character work. Travolta may steal the subway car, but it is Washington who steals the movie.

Tuesday November 3, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Romance

I Love You, Beth Cooper

Paul Rust is 28, and looks it, maybe a little older. But in "I Love You, Beth Cooper" he plays Denis Cooverman, a high school valedictorian. Jack T. Carpenter, last seen playing a college student in "Sydney White" two years ago, is 24, and looks it. But he is also playing a graduating senior, Cooverman's best friend Rich Munsch. As the movie opens, two actors who look like they should be playing guys in lab coats and stethoscopes wearing suits and carrying briefcases are wearing cap and gown and pretending -- badly -- that they are at their high school graduation. They look older than their principal, clue number one that no one is paying much attention to making sure this movie is going to work on any level.

Clues two through twelve that this movie is a mess come very quickly, and that is all that comes quickly in this slow-moving, sour-tasting disaster. It is possible -- unlikely, but possible -- that there is yet some unexplored humor to be made out of difficulty in opening a champagne bottle, but what this movie gives us instead is an excruciatingly drawn-out extended sequence with the most unimaginative of pay-offs. The characters race from one place to another for no purpose -- either in story or in comedy. There are more locations than there are laughs.

Cooverman, the high school valedictorian, gets up to give his graduation speech and instead of the usual, "as we go forth," he decides this would be a good time to tell the school's mean girl that she is an insecure witch, the school bully that he is cruel because he was abused, Munsch that he should come out of the closet, and the school cheerleader, Beth Cooper (Hayden Panettiere of "Heroes") that even though they have never spoken, he loves her. So the rest of the movie consists of the consequences of these poorly-timed revelations as Cooverman has to run from Cooper's crazed and coked up boyfriend and Munsch keeps telling everyone he's not gay. Oh, and everyone gets to break in on Cooverman's parents having sex in a car. Cooverman's father is played by Alan Ruck, who must have spent every minute on set wondering how he could be in both one of the all-time best teen movies ("Ferris Bueller's Day Off") and one of the worst (this one). Every single character is a dull paper-thin caricature, from Cooper's roid rage boyfriend to Cooverman's despised ex-girlfriend, whose unforgivable failing is that she is not pretty and she likes him.

The wild last night of high school party movie can be done well ("Can't Hardly Wait," "Dazed and Confused," "American Graffiti"). Here, however, director Chris Columbus seems to have taken the tiredest and most predictable elements from each of them, wrung out anything resembling an authentic or appealing detail, and then dragged out every single set-piece to the agonizing breaking point. I can't say I've never seen a clumsy attempt to open a champagne bottle go wrong on screen before, but I can say I have never seen one so poorly staged and lugubriously paced. It look Cooverman less time to get through high school than it felt like I spent watching this film.

Tuesday October 27, 2009

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild rude humor and peril
Movie Release Date: July 1, 2009

This third in the Ice Age series is a bit sweeter and gentler than the first two, perhaps less ambitious in scope than the first but much more engaging than the second. The 3D animation is beautifully immersive and the story is exciting but so low-key that everyone, even the scary dinosaurs with the big teeth, ends up happy.

Again this is the story of woolly mammoth Manny (Ray Romano), sloth Sid (John Leguizamo), and saber tooth tiger Diego (Dennis Leary), now joined by Manny's mate Ellie (Queen Latifah), who is about to have a baby. Everything seems settled and happy, but of course we would not have a story unless everything got unsettled pretty quickly. Diego is feeling left out and worried about getting older and less powerful, so he decides to leave the makeshift "tribe" they all think of as family. Sid finds three huge eggs and immediately adopts them, his nesting instinct so over the top that he insists he is their mother. The eggs hatch, and at first the little dino babies happily follow Sid around like ducklings, though they are not entirely on board with the idea of vegetarianism. But then their mommy dinosaur comes to get them, grabbing Sid along with her chicks, and pending childbirth or not, Sid, Manny, Ellie, and Diego go off to rescue him.

They end up in an underground portal to a place where the weather is temperate and the dinosaurs still rule. "I thought those guys were extinct," one of our heroes comments. (Note that in real life the last Ice Age was about 20 thousand years ago and the last dinosaurs were about 65 million years ago, but what the heck, animals do not talk or build playgrounds, either.) There they meet up with an off-beat piratical weasel named Buck (Simon Pegg), who teaches them some survival skills and leads them to Sid. Along the way, they have a number of adventures, and yes, that baby decides to arrive at just the wrong place and time, but despite some chases, several falls, and one near-ingestion by a hungry plant, everyone ends up happy and healthy.

Children and their parents will enjoy the portrayals of family life. "You're trying to childproof nature," Ellie chides Manny as his approaching fatherhood brings literally home to him the dangers of the world. And they will enjoy Buck's rakish antics and the traditional subplot about the prehistoric squirrel Scrat and his perpetual quest for the elusive acorn. This time, his biggest impediment is a long-lashed female, who outsmarts him at every turn.

Scrat's romantic confusion is a lot of fun, but there is a sense that the folks behind this movie are not evolved enough to think of the female characters as anything other than wise and nurturing -- and a little bossy. Ellie's job in the movie is to be the grown-up; apparently even in pre-historic times the females were more, uh, evolved. Not as funny, however.

But the sweet nature of this film is engaging and the adorable characters designed by illustrator Peter de Seve make this movie both satisfying and fun. The squirrels' tar pit dip, romantic tango, and post-romantic home-decorating session, Sid's efforts to mother the adorable dinosaur babies, and a nimble balance of action and humor make this one of the best family films of the year.

Tuesday October 20, 2009

Monster House

"Honey, I'm home" takes on a cheerfully creepy new meaning in "Monster House," a fresh, fun, and deliciously scary animated film produced by Robert Zemeckis (Back to the Future) and Stephen Spielberg (Jurassic Park, Jaws) and it is a great...

Tuesday October 20, 2009

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Oh, dear. #TransformerFail I truly loved the first Transformers movie. It was everything you need in a big summer explosion movie, with stupendous special effects, shot through with heart-thumping adrenaline, with just enough character and storyline to allow us to...

Wednesday October 14, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Romance

The Proposal

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content, nudity and language
Movie Release Date: June 19, 2009
Think "Taming of the Shrew Wears Prada." Book editor Margaret (Sandra Bullock) is whip-smart and whippet-thin, ferociously competent, ruthlessly demanding, and just plain scary. When she strides into the office in her spike Christian Louboutin heels, IMs radiate through the...

Tuesday October 13, 2009

Land of the Lost

"Land of the Lost" features two funny actors and a criminally underused actress tramping around an alternate reality in search of comedy but not finding much for us to laugh at. Too raunchy for kids, too dull for anyone else,...

Tuesday October 13, 2009

American Violet

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for thematic material, violence, drug references and language
Movie Release Date: April 17, 2009
Meet two extraordinary women -- Dee Roberts, based on a real-life single mother who took on corrupt and racist law enforcement officials in Texas and Nicole Beharie, the woman who plays her, who makes one of the most thrilling feature...

Tuesday October 6, 2009

Categories: DVDs, Documentary, Musical

Anvil: The Story of Anvil

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Not rated
Movie Release Date: April 10, 2009
If this story wasn't true, they'd have to invent it. Indeed, they already did. "This is Spinal Tap," one of the most outrageous, influential, and utterly hilarious movies ever made, is a "mockumentary," a fake documentary about a heavy metal...

Tuesday October 6, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Romance

My Life in Ruins

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content
Movie Release Date: June 5, 2009
Everything that made the adorable "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" so winning is missing from this tired and formulaic sitcom of a movie about an American tour guide in Greece. "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," with writer/star Nia Vardalos, was...

Tuesday October 6, 2009

Imagine That

B-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild language and brief questionable behavior.
Movie Release Date: February 12, 2009
Title aside, there is not much imagination in this formulaic story of a daddy who discovers the value of his daughter's imaginary friends -- and then learns that it is his daughter who matters most of all. But I am...

Tuesday October 6, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Gross-out

Year One

The two-doofus comedy probably goes back to ancient times, so why not set it there? The always-funny Michael Cera and the frequently-funny Jack Black join forces like Hope and Crosby in an only intermittently-funny movie that is just a series...

Tuesday September 29, 2009

Categories: DVDs, Drama

Shrink

"Physician, heal yourself!" Henry Carter (Kevin Spacey) is the best-selling author of a book called Happiness Now and a Los Angeles psychiatrist to glamorous and highly successful people. But he is a mess, self-medicating to the point of obliterating himself...

Tuesday September 29, 2009

The Wizard of Oz

A+
Audience: All Ages
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: 1939
The 70th anniversary of this all-time classic is being celebrated with a beautiful new DVD release, a great chance for the family to sit down and watch what is probably the all-time greatest family film again. Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland)...

Tuesday September 22, 2009

Battle for Terra 3D

The animation may be three-dimensional but the story is one-dimensional in this dull saga of humans invading an alien planet -- from the perspective of the aliens. I suppose it is actually the humans who are the aliens in this...

Tuesday September 22, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Romance

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

"Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" feels like ghosts of movies past, with a been-there, seen-that feeling that goes far beyond its familiar appropriation of the structure of "A Christmas Carol." It is not as deep as Matthew McConaughey's dimples. He plays...

Tuesday September 22, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Gross-out

Observe and Report

C
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for pervasive language, graphic nudity, drug use, sexual content and violence
Movie Release Date: April 10, 2009
I have no affection for this movie but I have to admit to a grudging admiration for its willingness to be awkward, intrusive, and disturbing. A stark contrast to the similarly-themed and similarly plotted Paul Blart Mall Cop of just...

Wednesday September 16, 2009

Categories: Comedy, Crime, DVDs

Next Day Air

F
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for pervasive language, drug content, some violence and brief sexuality
Movie Release Date: May 8, 2009
I was plenty offended by "Next Day Air's" contempt for its characters. But the racism and sexism of this vile movie about dumb crooks and dumber would-be crooks and even dumber people who get mixed up with the first two...

Tuesday September 15, 2009

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Sometimes the mystery is better than the solution. This is one of those times. Marvel Comics' X-Men movie trilogy was about a group of mostly young people with special "mutant" powers who were either victimized by or exploited by "regular"...

Tuesday September 8, 2009

Categories: DVDs, Documentary, Parenting

Nursery University

B+
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: NR
Movie Release Date: 2009
Ingredients: 1. Too many toddlers 2. Not enough preschools 3. Parents who will do anything for their children 4. Parents whose top priority is their children's education 5. Parents who recognize the substantial social and educational advantages of the few...

Monday September 7, 2009

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: 1971
Based on the book by based on the book by Mary Norton (also the author of The Borrowers," Bedknobs and Broomsticks is the story of three Cockney children evacuated from London during WWII, who are placed with Miss Eglantine Price...

Thursday September 3, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Date movie, Romance

All About Steve

D
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content including innuendos
Movie Release Date: September 4, 2009
Somewhere deep inside this movie, like the little tiny pea in the bed of the princess, is an idea that could have been an interesting movie. Unfortunately, as with that bed of the princess, it is smothered in 20 mattresses...

Tuesday September 1, 2009

Categories: DVDs, Drama

State of Play

You need six things for a successful Washington thriller: a reporter, a Congressman, a dead girl, a choleric editor, some ugly secrets, and, for some reason, a chase inside a parking garage, not so sure why that last one seems...

Thursday August 27, 2009

Categories: Crime, DVDs, Drama, Television

Wiseguy

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: NR
Movie Release Date: 1987
"Wiseguy" was a tough, smart 1980's television series about a cop (Ken Wahl) who goes deep undercover, starting with 18 months in prison to establish his criminal credentials. In this first season, just out on DVD, he infiltrates the organization...

Wednesday August 26, 2009

Categories: DVDs, Drama, Romance, Spies

Duplicity

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for language and some sexual content
Movie Release Date: March 20, 2009
What do Egyptian launch codes and a new frozen pizza topping have in common? They're both secrets that are of value to both those who know it and those who want to know it. Where there are secrets, there must...

Tuesday August 25, 2009

Adventureland

B+
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language, drug use and sexual references
Movie Release Date: April 3, 2009
We all have at least one, a summer when everything changes, when we first start to become the person we truly are. Every writer tries at least once to tell the story of one of these summers and the best...

Tuesday August 11, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Fantasy

17 Again

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for language, some sexual material and teen partying
Movie Release Date: April 17, 2009
There's nothing new in the storyline, which mixes a little "Freaky Friday" with a bit of "Back to the Future," but it is a lot of fun to watch Zac Efron take center stage with plenty of star power in...

Tuesday August 4, 2009

Race to Witch Mountain

After an enormous train crash/explosion, a line of dialog reassures us that the engineer (played in a quick cameo by Disney Studios chairman Dick Cook) was not hurt. This is, reassuringly, a Disney movie. The entire planet may be at...

Tuesday August 4, 2009

The Soloist

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for thematic elements, some drug use and language
Movie Release Date: April 21, 2009
All around Los Angeles Times columnist Steve Lopez (Robert Downey, Jr.), everything seems to be broken or breaking. The newspaper is losing readers and laying off staff. His marriage to editor Mary Weston (Catherine Keener) is over. He is estranged...

Wednesday July 29, 2009

Chicka Chicka 123... and More Counting Fun

A
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: NR
First-time preschoolers can get a head start, kids returning in the fall can get a refresher, and everyone in the family can have fun with this terrific new DVD of counting stories from my very favorite series by Scholastic. I...

Tuesday July 28, 2009

Fast & Furious

How fast? How furious? Well, this fourth in the series is so zippy it doesn't even have time for "the" or "and." And how necessary? Is there any more fastness or furiousness not fully covered by the original The Fast...

Tuesday July 28, 2009

Watchmen

B+
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong graphic violence, sexuality, nudity and language
Movie Release Date: March 6, 2009
This movie deserves two separate reviews. The first is for fans of the the award-winning graphic novel, a dense, complex, challenging story of superheroes and costumed crusaders with lives that are messy, dysfunctional, and bleak. You will be very satisfied...

Tuesday July 21, 2009

Categories: DVDs, Drama

The Great Buck Howard

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some language including suggestive remarks, and a drug reference
Movie Release Date: March 20, 2009
This story about a retro performer itself has a very retro feeling, as though it is a recently rediscovered artifact. The likable Colin Hanks plays Troy Gabel, who drops out of law school with some vague thought that he would...

Tuesday July 21, 2009

Coraline

A-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for thematic elements, scary images, some language and suggestive humor
Movie Release Date: February 6, 2009
In the grand tradition of Alice, Dorothy, Milo, and the Pevensie children, Coraline enters a portal to a magical world that is both thrilling and terrifying, one that will both enchant her and demand her greatest resources of courage and...

Tuesday July 7, 2009

Knowing

When MIT astrophysics professor John Koestler (Nicolas Cage in one-note mournful mode) looks distracted and thoughtful as he invites his class to debate randomness vs. determinism, you don't have to be much of a determinist to figure out that as...

Friday July 3, 2009

1776

A
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: 1972
Happy Independence Day! This rousing musical about the Declaration of Independence makes the Founding Fathers vivid, human, and interesting characters, and is so involving that you almost forget that you already know how it all turned out. William Daniels is...

Tuesday June 30, 2009

Categories: 3D, DVDs, Documentary, Musical

Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience

B
Audience: All Ages
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: February 27, 2009
Jonas Brothers fans will feel like they are on stage with Joe, Nick, and Kevin in this immersive 3D concert film from the recent "Burning Up" tour. Brief backstage glimpses of the JoBros waking up, having breakfast, filming a music...

Sunday June 28, 2009

Secret Ballot

A
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: 2001
Those who are interested in the Iranian election and protests should see this superb Iranian film that is one of the finest explorations of freedom, elections, democracy, and the rule of law I have ever watched on screen. It begins...

Tuesday June 23, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Remake, Series/Sequel

The Pink Panther 2

D
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG for some suggestive humor, brief mild language and action
Movie Release Date: February 6, 2009
I have seen taxidermy livelier than this moribund mess which further sullies the reputation of the original series of films starring Peter Sellers as well as those of everyone associated with this unwelcome sequel to the awful 2006 Pink Panther....

Tuesday June 23, 2009

Confessions of a Shopaholic

C
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild language and thematic elements
Movie Release Date: February 13, 2009
Even the endlessly talented and infinitely adorable Isla Fisher cannot overcome the script problems in this unfrothy romantic comedy about a writer who just can't stop shopping. As hard as they try to make her irresistable, the character she plays...

Tuesday June 16, 2009

Inkheart

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG for fantasy adventure action, some scary moments and brief language
Movie Release Date: January 23, 2009
Inkheart is a best-selling novel by Cornelia Funke about the power of reading. There is something truly meta-magical about reading a book about reading a book, with a character who brings book characters to life. And no matter how creative...

Tuesday June 9, 2009

Categories: Crime, DVDs, Drama

Crossing Over

C
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for pervasive language, some strong violence and sexuality/nudity
Movie Release Date: February 27, 2009
A well-intentioned but ham-handed exploration of U.S. immigration policies, this movie's message is undermined by its cardboard characters and clunky script. Like "Babel" and "Crash" it is a multi-story exploration of one theme, but it is formulaic and uninvolving. It...

Tuesday June 9, 2009

Categories: DVDs, Drama, Thriller

The International

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some sequences of violence and language
Movie Release Date: February 13, 2009
This thriller about a multi-national bank with innumerable tentacles and immeasurable power has two problems and the worst is bad timing. It's just a little bit more difficult these days to feel pleasurably shaken up while watching a story about...

Tuesday June 9, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Gross-out

Fired Up

Yes, this is a dumb little teen sex comedy that repeatedly tries to generate hilarity with a cheer involving the initials of its title. Yes, it spends a lot of camera time focusing on tight little shorts on tight little...

Tuesday June 2, 2009

Categories: Based on a book, DVDs, Drama

Revolutionary Road

B
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and some sexual content/nudity
Movie Release Date: December 31, 2008
It may be, as Thoreau said, that "most men lead lives of quiet desperation," but in the movies, desperation is much more likely to be loud. "Revolutionary Road" is another movie about unhappiness, phoniness, and corrosive dysfunction behind the manicured...

Tuesday June 2, 2009

Defiance

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for violence and language
Movie Release Date: January 16, 2009
Cowriter-director Edward Zwick, who also made "Glory," the story of an all-black Union regiment in the Civil War, spoke to me about why it was important to tell the story of the Bielski brothers, who kept 1200 Jews hidden from...

Tuesday June 2, 2009

He's Just Not That Into You

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content and brief strong language
Movie Release Date: February 6, 2009
It turns out that it all goes back to the playground. What did our moms tell us when boys teased us and knocked us down? "He only does it because he likes you!" This leads to two consequences. First, women...

Tuesday May 26, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Date movie, Romance

New In Town

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG for language and some suggestive material
Movie Release Date: January 30, 2009
Despite the title, there is nothing at all new about this romantic comedy, but it manages to endear itself anyway. Renée Zellweger plays uptight and ambitious Lucy Hill, an ambitious, stiletto heel-wearing executive based in Miami who thinks she can...

Tuesday May 19, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some violence, mild crude and suggestive humor, and language
Movie Release Date: January 16, 2009
Some things are so inherently funny they transcend time, language, and culture. Slipping on a banana peel. A cream pie in the face. And now we must add to the list Kevin James in a uniform riding a Segway in...

Tuesday May 12, 2009

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for brief war violence, sexual content, language and smoking
Movie Release Date: December 25, 2008
Brad Pitt is a very fine actor (see "Twelve Monkeys" and "True Romance") but in this epic fantasy his diligent and thoughtful performance contributes less to the film than his appearance, about two-thirds of the way through. I mean appearance...

Tuesday May 5, 2009

Last Chance Harvey

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for brief strong language
Movie Release Date: January 16, 2009
It's wonderful to watch young people falling in love for the first time. That's why we get to see it so often in the movies. But it is even more wonderful to see people falling in love for the last...

Tuesday April 28, 2009

Hotel for Dogs

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for brief mild thematic elements, language and some crude humor
Movie Release Date: January 16, 2008
Cute kids + cuter dogs = one doggone cute movie. Emma Roberts (niece of Julia) stars in the movie based on the popular book by Lois Duncan about an orphaned brother and sister who rescue stray dogs. Andi (Roberts) and...

Tuesday April 28, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Bride Wars

C
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG for suggestive content, language and some rude behavior
Movie Release Date: January 9, 2009
Movies thrive on smackdowns. "Clash of the Titans." "Alien vs. Predator." "Freddy vs. Jason." "Kramer vs. Kramer." Rocky vs. Apollo Creed. And now, Bridezilla vs. Bridezilla. Kate Hudson (who co-produced) and Anne Hathaway play BFFs who are sweetly supportive of...

Wednesday April 15, 2009

I Could Never Be Your Woman

B+
Audience: Adult
Movie Release Date: 2007
Usually when a movie has a limited release with no ad support it means that test audiences hated it and the studio has decided to cut their losses. But once in a while it has nothing whatsoever to do with...

Tuesday April 14, 2009

Categories: Comic book, Crime, DVDs, Drama, Fantasy

The Spirit

If there is ever an Oscar category for best performance by an article of clothing, the red tie worn by the title character in this film would be the clear winner and the rain coat would most likely be the...

Friday April 10, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Fantasy

Bedtime Stories

B-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild rude humor and mild language
Movie Release Date: December 25, 2008
Once upon a time there was a movie studio that thought it could produce a hit with a performer best known for raunchy slacker comedies and a lot of money for special effects. This story does not turn out very...

Wednesday April 8, 2009

The Tale of Despereaux

B-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: December 19, 2008
The visuals are rich and inviting but a complicated three-part story makes an uneasy transition to screen for the well-loved book by Kate DiCamillo. Sigourney Weaver narrates the story, beginning with the description of a hero we will not meet...

Tuesday April 7, 2009

Not Easily Broken

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for sexual references and thematic elements
Movie Release Date: January 9, 2009
If we believe the movies, the tough part of relationships is getting to the "I dos." Everything after that is some vaguely imagined "happily ever after." But "Not Easily Broken," based on the popular novel by preacher T.D. Jakes, is...

Tuesday April 7, 2009

Categories: Based on a play, DVDs, Drama

Doubt

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for thematic material
Movie Release Date: December 12, 2008
Before movies, there were plays, and before plays there were stories told around the campfire. One of the deepest human impulses is the need to tell our stories in part because of the way they help us make sense of...

Tuesday April 7, 2009

Yes Man

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for crude sexual humor, language and brief nudity
Movie Release Date: December 19, 2008
Carrey-ologists will enjoy poring over the semiotics of "Yes Man," in one sense a very slight variation of one of Jim Carrey's biggest hits, 1997's Liar Liar. In both films, he plays a divorced professional man who has in essence...

Tuesday April 7, 2009

Categories: DVDs, Documentary

I.O.U.S.A.

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some thematic elements.
Movie Release Date: August 22, 2008
Two guys who are super-smart and super-rich, Warren Buffet and Pete Peterson and one guy who is just super-smart, former Comptroller General of the United States David Walker have a message for Americans -- don't spend money you don't have....

Saturday April 4, 2009

The Big Bad Swim

B+
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Not rated
Movie Release Date: 2006
I am a bit of a softie when it comes to those movies about diverse groups of people who come together to learn something new like tap dancing ("Stepping Out" with Liza Minnelli) or ballroom dancing ("Shall We Dance" with...

Tuesday March 31, 2009

Categories: DVDs, Drama, Romance

Seven Pounds

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for thematic material, some disturbing content and a scene of sensuality
Movie Release Date: December 19, 2008
The way you feel about "Seven Pounds" will depend on the way you feel about the choice made by the main character at the end of the film. Some may consider it admirable and selfless but for me the choice,...

Monday March 30, 2009

Categories: Based on a book, DVDs, Romance

Slumdog Millionaire

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some violence, disturbing images and language
Movie Release Date: November 12, 2008
Like its title character, this film has had highly improbable success, ending up with the Best Picture Oscar for 2008. The title character is Jamal (Dev Patel) a "slumdog" orphan child who grew up in the streets of Mumbai and...

Monday March 30, 2009

Marley & Me

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: December 25, 2008
Life is messy. And in this movie, that very important lesson is embodied by Marley, affectionately dubbed "the worst dog in the world" by his loving family. Jennifer (Jennifer Aniston) and John (Owen Wilson) Grogan are newlywed newspaper writers who...

Tuesday March 24, 2009

Categories: 3D, Animation, DVDs, For all ages

Bolt

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild action and peril
Movie Release Date: November 21, 2008
Bolt (voice of John Travolta) thinks he is a super-dog. He and his "person," Penny (voice of Miley Cyrus) spend their days battling the evil, green-eyed Dr. Calico (voice of Malcolm McDowell), who has captured Penny's scientist father and has...

Tuesday March 24, 2009

Quantum of Solace

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, and some sexual content.
Movie Release Date: November 14, 2008
More like "The Bond Ultimatum," this is the Bournization of Bond. He may still spend some time in a dinner jacket, but this Bond is not the cool, debonair spy who seldom misses and never questions. This Bond is almost...

Thursday March 12, 2009

Gulliver's Travels

B+
Audience: All Ages
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: 1939
The most famous episode of Jonathan Swift's classic satire is the visit of shipwrecked sailor Lemuel Gulliver to Lilliput, where no one is more than six inches tall. In this Fleischer Studios animated feature from 1939, released this week on...

Tuesday March 10, 2009

Categories: DVDs, Drama, Family Issues

Rachel Getting Married

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and brief sexuality
Movie Release Date: October 17, 2008
Fiction is usually very linear, just because of the limits of time. The longest epic and the thickest novel don't have enough scope to encompass extraneous detail. In real life people can't find parking spots and fumble for correct change,...

Tuesday March 10, 2009

Transporter 3

Frank Martin (Jason Statham) is in the transport business. If he accepts the job he guarantees delivery with three rules: once the deal is made, no details may be changed, no names provided by either side for deniability, and a...

Tuesday March 10, 2009

Milk

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language, some sexual content and brief violence
Movie Release Date: December 5, 2008
"My name is Harvey Milk and I want to recruit you!" This disarming introduction became the trademark of the man who would become the first out gay man to hold major elective office in the United States. With this greeting,...

Tuesday March 3, 2009

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

C-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild thematic elements
Movie Release Date: October 3, 2008
A pampered pooch goes on an unexpected adventure but just about everything else in this movie is only too predictable. Drew Barrymore provides the voice for Chloe, a cashmere couture and diamond collar-clad chihuahua. She enjoys the high life with...

Tuesday March 3, 2009

Australia

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some violence, a scene of sensuality, and brief strong language
Movie Release Date: November 26, 2008
Writer/director Baz Luhrmann is known for his surprises. In Strictly Ballroom, William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet , and Moulin Rouge! he created visual and musical mash-ups of classic and pop that achieved, sometimes apparently accidentally, some transcendence and that were...

Tuesday February 17, 2009

Changeling

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some violent and disturbing content, and language.
Movie Release Date: October 25, 2008
Radiantly beatific, Angelina Jolie glows with mother love in bright red lipstick and a series of divine cloche hats as Christine Collins, a devoted single mother, in this fact-based drama directed by Clint Eastwood. In 1928 Los Angeles, while she...

Tuesday February 17, 2009

Categories: DVDs, Documentary

Religulous

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some language and sexual material
Movie Release Date: October 3, 2008
The most important moment in Bill Maher's new documentary about the dangers and hypocrisy of religion is at the conclusion of his visit to a tiny trucker's chapel. As he does throughout the movie Maher challenges the very notion of...

Tuesday February 17, 2009

Flash of Genius

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for brief strong language
Movie Release Date: October 3, 2008
Americans do love our underdog stories and this one has the ingredients. There's a David -- an engineering professor named Robert Kearns (Greg Kinnear), who had a "flash of genius" and invented a gadget that all the geniuses in Detroit...

Tuesday February 17, 2009

Categories: Action/Adventure, Crime, DVDs, Drama

Body of Lies

Once movie spies were sleek and cool and impeccably dressed. They were devil-may-care, they had joie de vivre, they seemed to know everything, and they were unstoppable. The bad guys had endless money to spend on sociopathic sidekicks and elaborate...

Tuesday February 10, 2009

W.

Maybe it is just too soon, maybe we are just too used to the high-gloss satire of "Saturday Night Live" and "The Daily Show," maybe it's the kaleidoscopic structure, but this movie feels like a rough draft. Director Oliver Stone...

Tuesday February 10, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Musical

Soul Men

C+
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for pervasive language, and sexual content including nudity
Movie Release Date: November 7, 2008
If you see this movie, stay through the end credits to watch an interview with co-star Bernie Mac, who died not long after filming was completed. It is a better reminder of his gifts than the movie itself, a formulaic...

Friday February 6, 2009

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild crude humor
Movie Release Date: November 7, 2008
The rare sequel that improves on the original, "Madagascar 2" keeps the silliness and steps up the heart. In the first film, four zoo animals run away and after a series of adventures are sent to live in an African...

Monday February 2, 2009

Categories: Based on a book, DVDs, Drama

The Secret Life of Bees

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for thematic material and some violence
Movie Release Date: October 17, 2008
The beloved best-seller by Sue Monk Kidd has been brought to screen with great care, deep sincerity, and a perfect cast. Unfortunately, it is so careful, so lovingly burnished, so deliberate that it becomes sluggish, never finding the distinctive voice...

Tuesday January 27, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Musical

The Rocker

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for drug and sexual references, nudity and language.
Movie Release Date: August 20, 2008
Pete Best, who was famously kicked out of The Beatles just before they brought on Ringo Starr and rocketed to international superstardom, appears as himself in this movie about a drummer who was kicked out of an 80's hair band...

Tuesday January 27, 2009

Categories: Crime, DVDs, Drama

Pride and Glory

C-
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong violence, pervasive language and brief drug content
Movie Release Date: October 24, 2008
A big-name cast and some big-time issues are not enough to make up for a small-time script that adds absolutely nothing new to the too-often-told tale of police corruption and family betrayal. It is as generic as its title. Four...

Tuesday January 20, 2009

The Express

When a real-life story combines athletic excellence and civil rights breakthroughs, it has more than enough heart and drama to be good movie material. Ernie Davis was a combination of heart and pure talent who came along at just the...

Tuesday January 20, 2009

City of Ember

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for mild peril and some thematic elements.
Movie Release Date: October 10, 2008
Under the earth's surface for so long they have forgotten how and why they got there and even that there is another place to be, the citizens of the City of Ember have just about lost their sense of hope,...

Tuesday January 20, 2009

Categories: Animation, Comedy, DVDs, Fantasy

Igor

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some thematic elements, scary images, action and mild language
Movie Release Date: September 19, 2008
In the town of Malaria, anatomy is destiny. Boy babies get their assignments at birth. Those without hunchbacks become evil scientists. Those with hunchbacks become Igors and spend their days saying, "Yes, master," when ordered to "Throw the switch!" Malaria...

Tuesday January 6, 2009

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Satire

Swing Vote

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for language
Movie Release Date: August 1, 2008
Kevin Costner the producer severely underestimates the ability of Kevin Costner the actor to win over the audience in this tepid satire of electoral politics. Through a technical and mechanical glitch, Costner's character, an affable loser named Bud, finds himself...

Tuesday January 6, 2009

Categories: Crime, DVDs, Drama, Thriller

Righteous Kill

B-
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for violence, pervasive language, some sexuality and brief drug use.
Movie Release Date: September 12, 2008
Has there ever been a cinematic pairing as eagerly anticipated as this one? Perhaps, but I can't think of one that has been anticipated as long. Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro were both in 1974's "The Godfather II" but their...

Tuesday December 30, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Fantasy, Romance

Ghost Town

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some strong language, sexual humor and drug references
Movie Release Date: September 19, 2008
Bertram Pincus, D.D.S. sees dead people. And he's very crabby about it. Bertram (Ricky Gervais, creator and star of the original British version of "The Office") doesn't much like any kind of people, living or dead. He likes being a...

Tuesday December 23, 2008

Eagle Eye

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of action and violence, and for language
Movie Release Date: September 26, 2008
A promising premise, some intense action, and a lively appearance by Billy Bob Thornton might have been enough to squeak this one by as a summer movie but when the days grow shorter and the wind blows chill we ask...

Tuesday December 23, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Drama, Satire, Spies

Burn After Reading

B
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for pervasive language, some sexual content and violence.
Movie Release Date: September 12, 2008
The Coen brothers may have achieved mainstream success with their Best Picture Oscar for No Country for Old Men, but so much for adapting prestigious literary novels that engage the essential American archetypes; they are back with another twisty, genre-tweaking...

Tuesday December 16, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Musical, Romance

Mamma Mia!

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some sex-related comments.
Movie Release Date: July 18, 2008
Go ahead, admit it. We won't judge you. You, in the car, with the Ramones t-shirt, singing along to "Fernando" when it comes on the radio. And you, in the shower, singing "Dancing Queen" into the shampoo bottle. You, over...

Tuesday December 9, 2008

The Dark Knight

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and some menace.
Movie Release Date: July 18, 2008
"Dark" is right. Christopher Nolan's sequel to his Batman Begins is not only dark; it is searing and disturbing. The bad guys are very, very bad. These are not guys who do bad things because that is the only way...

Tuesday December 9, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Documentary

Man on Wire

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some sexuality and nudity, and drug references.
Movie Release Date: July 25, 2008
"Beacause it's there." George Mallory's reason for conquering Everest applies to feats of exploration and adventure that include traveling to the moon. This documentary shows us that it also explains how a French teenager leafing through a magazine at his...

Monday December 1, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Gross-out

Step Brothers

D
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for crude and sexual content, and pervasive language.
Movie Release Date: July 25, 2008
I have an idea for a movie comedy. A writer-director has a couple of huge hits and so all the Hollywood studio hacks descend on him adoringly. "Give us your ideas," they tell him, "Anything at all! We'll make a...

Monday December 1, 2008

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for epic battle action and violence.
Movie Release Date: May 16, 2008
The Pevensie children are back in London and contemporary life seems pale and uninvolving compared to their adventures in the magical land of Narnia. As they wait for the Tube, a wall opens up and just as happened when they...

Monday December 1, 2008

Wanted

B
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong bloody violence throughout, pervasive language and some sexuality.
Movie Release Date: June 28, 2008
Nasty, twisted, pulpy, and brutally violent, "Wanted" is like a cross between Kill Bill, The Matrix, and The Terminator. Angelina Jolie, smokey-eyed and a little bit leaner, plays the assassin who grabs cubicle galley slave Wesley ("Atonement's" James McAvoy) when...

Tuesday November 25, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Fred Claus

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: November 9, 2007
The predictable work and family and romantic complications ensue, but they are dragged out and overplotted as an efficiency expert (Kevin Spacey) comes in for some bah-humbug moments, threatening to outsource the entire operation. The movie could have used...

Tuesday November 25, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Fantasy, Superhero

Hancock

The problem is, this is not a 4th of July movie. It is not a bad movie. It is not a good movie either. It is a flawed but interesting movie but its biggest problem is that on the...

Tuesday November 25, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Fantasy

Meet Dave

C-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for bawdy and suggestive humor, action and some language.
Movie Release Date: July 11, 2008
It seems like Eddie Murphy wants to live in a world of his own. Increasingly, in movies like the execrable Norbit, he plays multiple parts and does his best to make sure that any parts played by other actors are...

Tuesday November 25, 2008

Categories: Animation, Comedy, DVDs, Fantasy

Space Chimps

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: July 18, 2008
This genial animated sci-fi comedy about astronaut chimps is an unpretentious summer pleasure, an entertaining mix of adventure and comedy that even manages to find some heart. Ham III (voice of "Saturday Night Live's" Andy Samberg) is a chimpanzee circus...

Tuesday November 18, 2008

Categories: Action/Adventure, Comedy, DVDs, War

Tropic Thunder

With constant coverage of every baby bump and trip to rehab, we all feel like show business insiders these days. And co-writer/director/star Ben Stiller makes the most of that with this pointed but ultimately sweet take on Hollywood excess....

Tuesday November 18, 2008

Wall∙E

A-
Audience: All Ages
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: June 27, 2008
700 years after the last humans left the planet they had made uninhabitable through environmental degradation, one small robot is still continuing to crunch the mountains of trash. He is a Waste Allocation Load-Lifter Earth-Class, or Wall∙E. His eyes are...

Tuesday November 18, 2008

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for mature material and sensuality.
Movie Release Date: August 8, 2008
When the first five minutes of a film show us a wedding, a graduation, a pregnancy, some kisses, and two grave sites, followed by a reunion scene involving shrieking and hugging, we know we are in for an irresistible saga...

Sunday November 9, 2008

Hellboy 2: the Golden Army

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sequences of sci-fi action and violence, and some language.
Movie Release Date: July 11, 2008
"Hellboy" is the "US Weekly" of comic book sagas. Superheroes are just like us! They squabble with their loved ones! They smoke cigars! They take pregnancy tests! When their hearts are broken they get drunk and sing along to Barry...

Sunday November 9, 2008

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Oh, George Lucas. Please stop diluting the franchise. This latest all-animated iteration of "Star Wars" has a relationship to the original somewhere along the lines of the relationship of a homeopathic ingredient to the ultimate concoction. It has been...

Sunday November 9, 2008

The Perfect Holiday

B-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: PG for language and some suggestive humor.
Movie Release Date: December 12, 2007
This sugarplum of a movie is held together with good intentions and paperclips, but its appealing cast and seasonal sweetness make it -- if not the perfect holiday treat, a pleasantly enjoyable one, especially welcome because there are so...

Monday November 3, 2008

Kung Fu Panda

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for sequences of martial arts action
Movie Release Date: June 5, 2008
Po (voice of Jack Black) is a soft, sweet-natured cuddly panda. He works as a waiter in his father's noodle shop but dreams of being a kung fu champion. He studies kung fu history and cherishes his action figures of...

Sunday October 26, 2008

Kit Kittredge: An American Girl

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: July 2, 2008
"Kit Kittredge" is remarkable for what it is and just as remarkable for what it is not. It is wholesome but it is not sugary. It is family-friendly but it does not gloss over economic realities and family stress....

Wednesday October 22, 2008

The Incredible Hulk

It begins with a zippy credit sequence that dispatches with the backstory Ang Lee's lumbering 2003 version took more than an hour to slog through. And we're off! Who cares what kind of gamma rays turned Bruce Banner into the...

Tuesday October 14, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Documentary

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed

D
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for thematic material, some disturbing images and brief smoking.
Movie Release Date: April 21, 2008
There may be a good argument to make on behalf of teaching Intelligent Design in science class, but this documentary from Ben Stein does not make it. The movie itself is an example of design by faith and emotion rather...

Tuesday October 14, 2008

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for adventure violence and scary images
Movie Release Date: May 22, 2008
Some things are different. No more Nazis -- it is now a Cold War and the guys on the other side are the Soviets. And there may be enemies at home. A harmless-looking professor could be a Red. Or maybe...

Thursday October 9, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Science-Fiction, Thriller

The Happening

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for violent and disturbing images
Movie Release Date: June 13, 2008
Here's a spooky story: a talented storyteller mesmerizes his audience and then loses his way in a thicket of self-regard so that no matter how hard he tries, each of the stories he tells becomes less powerful than the one...

Tuesday October 7, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Satire

You Don't Mess With the Zohan

Somewhere inside this Adam Sandler slacker silliness there is a fierce and provocative little satire trying to get out. Sandler is so busy with his usual shtick that at times it seems that even he hardly notices the subversive...

Tuesday September 30, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Gross-out, Romance

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for sexual content, language and some graphic nudity.
Movie Release Date: April 21, 2008
"How I Met Your Mother's" Jason Segal wrote and stars in the latest from the Apatow atelier, another raunchy comedy with a tender heart, and once again the story of a childish and helpless man who is perpetually longing for...

Tuesday September 30, 2008

Iron Man

With its first self-financed production, Marvel has produced one of the best superhero movies ever made, pure popcorn pleasure for its special effects, its story, its villain, and its hero. Director Jon Favreau, star Robert Downey Jr. and a first-class...

Tuesday September 23, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Romance

Sex and the City

B+
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong sexual content, graphic nudity and language
Movie Release Date: May 30, 2008
No spoiler alert is required before disclosing that the very appropriate and deeply satisfying fade-out at the end of this film has its four heroines happily going off into the metaphorical sunset....with each other. That is the great love story...

Tuesday September 23, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Run Fatboy Run

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some rude and sexual humor, nudity, language and smoking.
Movie Release Date: March 28, 2008
David Schwimmer, who spent nine years deftly playing Ross on Friends seems to be trying to make a sitcom episode out of this overlong over-conventional under-funny romantic comedy. To put it in its own terms, it might make it as...

Tuesday September 23, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Drama, Remake

The Women

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for sex-related material, language, some drug use and brief smoking
Movie Release Date: September 11, 2008
It isn't so much that they have updated or re-invented the brilliantly acidic Claire Boothe Luce play that was adapted for a classic 1939 movie; they completely misunderstood it. The surface details of the original may need updating but its...

Tuesday September 16, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Gross-out

The Love Guru

Anyone old enough to see this movie is way too old to enjoy it. And having co-writer and star Mike Myers wink at the audience after some lame pun or potty joke doesn't up the hilarity factor. The fact that...

Tuesday September 16, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Romance

Made of Honor

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content and language
Movie Release Date: May 2, 2008
"Made of Honor" has gloss and bounce and some of the core elements of a mainstream chick flick/date movie. Sexiest Man Alive runner-up in lead role? Yep, Dr. McDreamy himself. I've been a Patrick Dempsey fan since he did the...

Tuesday September 16, 2008

Speed Racer

Andy and Larry Wachowski, the folks behind the Matrix trilogy, have taken the iconic but decidedly low-tech 1960's Japanese cartoon character and put the pedal to the metal with dazzling effects and electrifying action. Do what Speed Racer does --...

Tuesday September 9, 2008

Categories: Action/Adventure, DVDs, Fantasy

Forbidden Kingdom

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sequences of martial arts action and some violence.
Movie Release Date: April 19, 2008
It's not a good movie, but it is a lot of fun. It's a fantasy with three things going for it: it does not take itself too seriously, it does take the action scenes seriously, and it includes both of...

Tuesday September 9, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Baby Mama

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor, language and a drug reference.
Movie Release Date: April 25, 2008
"Baby Mama" is not just smart, warm, funny, and romantic, it is an especially welcome dose of XX chromosome humor in an Apatow-flooded XY era. Tina Fey ("30 Rock") plays Kate, a single woman who has achieved a great deal...

Tuesday August 26, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Romance

Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some partial nudity and innuendo.
Movie Release Date: March 7, 2008
A delicious retro romp about a failed nanny who finds her true calling when she transforms the life of a flighty singer, this film is designed around two fabulously entertaining stars, Frances McDormand and Amy Adams. McDormand is Miss Pettigrew,...

Monday August 25, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Romance

What Happens in Vegas...

A romantic comedy needs to get us on the side of its couple as individuals and on the side of romance. This one fails by giving us characters so crude and unlikeable that even the star wattage of Cameron Diaz...

Wednesday August 13, 2008

Boxboarders!

The writer of the delightful Clockstoppers has written and directed an unpretentious little comedy about a crazy "sport" -- racing boxes on wheels. It makes the most of its low budget with an easy-going good humor in this goofy but...

Wednesday August 6, 2008

Nim's Island

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for mild adventure action and brief language.
Movie Release Date: April 4, 2008
A pair of heroines on opposite sides of the world team up in an eye-filling and heart-warming story from Walden Media, the latest in its series of fine films based on popular children's literature. Eleven year old Nim (Abigail Breslin...

Tuesday July 22, 2008

21

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some violence, and sexual content including partial nudity.
Movie Release Date: March 28, 2008
The real-life story of a group of MIT math whiz kids who won millions playing blackjack gets the glossy Hollywood treatment here -- a poor but worthy son of a single mother who needs money for med school tuition makes...

Tuesday July 15, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Musical, Series/Sequel

Step Up 2 the Streets

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for language, some suggestive material and brief violence.
Movie Release Date: February 14, 2008
Isn't it too soon for a remake of "How She Move," which came out less than a month ago? "How She Move" itself felt like a remake of all of those "You Got Served"/"Stomp the Yard"/"Save the Last Dance"/"Step Up"...

Tuesday July 15, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

College Road Trip

D
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: March 7, 2008
What bugs me the most about this movie is not that it is cynical, synthetic, exploitative, and lazy, though it is all of those things. It is not that it alternates being dull with being both painful and dull, though...

Sunday July 13, 2008

Categories: Classic, DVDs, Drama

12 Angry Men

A-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: NR
Movie Release Date: July 29, 1957
Twelve jurors, hot and tired after a six-day murder trial, file into the jury room. They begin with a vote -- 11 vote for a guilty verdict, but one (Henry Fonda), juror Number 8, votes to acquit. The others are...

Tuesday July 8, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Drama, War

Stop-Loss

B-
MPAA Rating: Rated R for graphic violence and pervasive language.
Movie Release Date: March 28, 2008
A young soldier who has come home from Iraq is forced to rethink his ideas about heroism and patriotism when he is "stop-lossed" -- informed that instead of leaving the Army he has been involuntarily assigned to another tour of...

Friday July 4, 2008

Independence Day

A-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: July 4, 1996
In this heart-thumping, slam-bang action extravaganza, aliens arrive and blow up the world's major cities. The president (Bill Pullman) and fighter pilots (led by Will Smith) must find a way to fight back. Some kids will find this too intense...

Tuesday July 1, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Drillbit Taylor

Like Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow has tried to extend his franchise, and like Sandler, the result is diluted, derivative, and disappointing. Director Steven Brill (of the truly terrible "Without a Paddle," "Ready to Rumble," and Sandler's biggest flop, "Little Nicky")...

Tuesday July 1, 2008

Vantage Point

A gimmicky thriller without much of a gimmick or many thrills, "Vantage Point" suffers, too, from being out of synch with its time. Its premise may be current -- an assassination attempt at an anti-terrorism summit -- but its tone...

Tuesday June 24, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Romance

Definitely, Maybe

"Definitely, Maybe" is the story of the three great loves of a man's life. That's "story" in the literal sense, as in the bedtime story he tells his young daughter, who wants to know how he met her mother and,...

Monday June 23, 2008

The Spiderwick Chronicles

The best-selling series of books about children who find their mysterious old house surrounded by magical creatures has been turned into a visually sumptuous treat for fans of fantasy and imagination. Freddie Highmore (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) plays twins...

Tuesday June 17, 2008

Fool's Gold

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for action violence, some sexual material, brief nudity and language
Movie Release Date: February 8, 2008
An adventure-romance-comedy about a just-divorced couple who join forces in pursuit of sunken treasure reunited Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Despite the considerable -- and well-displayed -- charms of its stars,...

Tuesday June 17, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Drama

Under the Same Moon

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some mature thematic elements.
Movie Release Date: March 19, 2008
As the title suggests, there is a little bit of fairy tale moondust sprinkled over this story of a nine-year-old boy who runs away from his home in Mexico to find his mother in Los Angeles. As with all fairy...

Monday June 16, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Fantasy

Be Kind Rewind

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some sexual references.
Movie Release Date: February 22, 2008
This charming little fairy tale is more than a sweet and heart-warming story; it is a thoughtful exploration of the power of stories, why we are enthralled by hearing and watching them and why we are even more captivated by...

Monday June 9, 2008

Categories: Action/Adventure, DVDs, Fantasy

Jumper

The movie "Jumper" is 88 minutes on a pogo stick, hopping from teenage cliche to teenage cliche. You like the story about the high school nerd who pines for the class beauty and is tormented by her bully boyfriend? You're...

Monday June 9, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Drama, Genre, Reviews

The Bucket List

C
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for language, including a sexual reference.
Movie Release Date: December 25, 2007
It's The Shawshank Redemption part two, or it tries to be. It has voiceover narration by Morgan Freeman. It has an inspiring and life-affirming friendship -- featuring Morgan Freeman. It just is not very good. If you've seen the trailer,...

Monday June 9, 2008

The Other Boleyn Girl

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for mature thematic elements, sexual content and some violent images
Movie Release Date: February 29. 2008
Take away the sumptuous settings and Hollywood glamour and what you have here is like Henry VIII for Dummies enacted by the cast of the OC. Natalie Portman plays Anne Boleyn, who became the second of Henry VIII's six wives...

Tuesday June 3, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Sports

Semi-Pro

C-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R for language and some sexual content
Movie Release Date: February 29, 2008
"Semi-Pro" is not even semi-funny. It takes what looks like an unmissable slam dunk of a premise and turns it into a big, noisy airball of a movie without a single truly funny moment. Will Ferrell in the 1970's --...

Tuesday May 27, 2008

Rambo

Same "stick it to the man" story. Same stoic, emotionally damaged but still a fighting machine (mean, yes; lean, not so much) who can take on a hundred guys with guns because he is so well trained and so pure...

Monday May 19, 2008

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

B-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some violence and action
Movie Release Date: December 21, 2007
The first movie ended with historian/treasure-hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates (Nicolas Cage) triumphant, with riches, a dream house, and a dream girl, historian/knockout (and conveniently named) Abigail Chase ("Troy's" Helen Diane Kruger). He has pretty much lost all of that...

Monday May 12, 2008

The Great Debaters

In 1935, the debate team from a tiny all-black college took on the top white team in the country and they won. This is that story, Oprah-fied to be sure (Winfrey's company produced the film), but powerfully told by...

Monday May 12, 2008

Categories: Comedy, Crime, DVDs

Mad Money

C
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual material and language, and brief drug references.
Movie Release Date: January 18, 2008
What force on earth is strong enough to unite an upper middle class suburban housewife, a poor African-American single mother and a young, spaced-out rock n' roll fan living in a trailer? Why, the opportunity to steal from the government,...

Friday May 9, 2008

I Remember Mama

A
Audience: All Ages
MPAA Rating: NR
Movie Release Date: 1948
Kathryn Forbes’ memoirs of her Norwegian immigrant family are lovingly brought to life in this classic, often found on television on Mother’s Day. Mama is played by the luminous Irene Dunne, far from the sophisticated comedies and glossy romances she...

Wednesday May 7, 2008

P.S. I Love You

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual references and brief nudity.
Movie Release Date: December 21, 2007
Hillary Swank does not have the chin for romance or the rhythm for comedy. Her two Oscars were for earnest, androgynous roles (“Boys Don’t Cry” and “Million Dollar Baby”) that made the most of her strong jaw and lanky...

Tuesday April 22, 2008

Charlie Wilson's War

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong language, nudity/sexual content and some drug use.
Movie Release Date: December 21, 2007
It is not easy to take a wealthy socialite, a powerful Congressman, and a CIA agent, have them played by three Oscar-winners, two who are genuine box office gold, and make them look like the underdogs, but in this...

Monday April 21, 2008

Cloverfield

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for violence, terror and disturbing images.
Movie Release Date: January 18, 2008
Stories, especially movies, are usually linear and organized in part because stories are how we make sense of the world but mostly because of the limits of time. If we are only going to give two hours of our...

Monday April 7, 2008

Categories: Based on a book, DVDs, Drama

Reservation Road

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and some disturbing images.
Movie Release Date: October 26, 2007
We’ve all done it. We know we shouldn’t. We know it is dangerous. Dwight (Mark Ruffalo) is racing to get his 10-year-old son home after a ball game went into extra innings. He is talking on the cell phone to...

Monday April 7, 2008

Categories: DVDs

The Final Season

B-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for language, thematic elements and some teen smoking.
Movie Release Date: October 12, 2007
From the opening shots of the American flag fluttering gracefully from a barn in the Iowa morning mist, to the closing scenes of cheering crowds at the baseball field, The Final Season is one great big corn-fed cliche. The movie...

Tuesday April 1, 2008

Alvin and the Chipmunks

C
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild rude humor.
Movie Release Date: December 14, 2007
Novelty songwriter Ross Bagdasarian noticed that speeding up the audio recordings creatd a high-pitched sound in 1958, and used that technique in his song "The Witch Doctor." It was a hit. And so, he created the singing chipmunks, Simon,...

Tuesday March 18, 2008

Enchanted

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some scary images and mild innuendo
Movie Release Date: November 21, 2007
Fairy tales and modern-day Manhattan find a way to live happily ever after in this adorable Disney story about the adventures of a prince, an almost-princess, and an evil queen in New York City....

Tuesday March 18, 2008

I am Legend

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi action and violence.
Movie Release Date: December 14, 2007
Will Smith plays the last man on earth in this third movie based on Richard Matheson's novella. Scientist Robert Neville was immune to the virus that wiped out everyone. He spends his days hunting for food in the deserted streets...

Tuesday March 11, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Fantasy, Genre, Musical, Reviews

August Rush

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some thematic elements, mild violence and language
Movie Release Date: November 21, 2007
Those who are willing to open their hearts to this urban fairy tale will find its pleasures, as long as they they don't think about it too hard....

Tuesday March 11, 2008

Categories: Crime, DVDs, Drama

No Country for Old Men

B+
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong graphic violence and some language.
Movie Release Date: November 9, 2007
"I'm fixin to go do somethin dumbern hell but I'm goin anyways. If I don't come back tell Mother I love her." "Your mother's dead Llewelyn." "Well I'll tell her myself then." For the Coen brothers' first-ever adaptation of another...

Tuesday March 11, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Family Issues, Thriller

Nancy Drew: Mystery in the Hollywood Hills

Part of the appeal of Nancy Drew through the decades has been the way she has continually been updated while remaining essentially the same. The problem with this movie is that the updates are poorly chosen, awkwardly inserted, and inappropriate...

Monday March 10, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Drama, Romance

Dan in Real Life

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some innuendo.
Movie Release Date: October 26, 2007
No one is better than Steve Carell at playing clenched. In "Dan in Real Life," he plays a character so clenched he just about levitates off the ground. Dan is an advice columnist and a single parent. He cares for...

Monday March 10, 2008

Bee Movie

B-
Audience: Preschool
MPAA Rating: PG for mild suggestive humor.
Movie Release Date: November 2, 2007
Jerry Seinfeld will always be remembered for creating a brilliant and beloved television show about...nothing. His unbreakable rule was "no learning, no hugging." Popular sitcoms had always been about learning and hugging and "very special episodes." But Seinfeld created four...

Monday March 3, 2008

Into the Wild

A-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and some nudity.
Movie Release Date: September 21, 2007
Every one of us at times hears the call of the wild, to match the wild of the outdoors to the wild that is inside us, to leave behind all of the petty complications of civilization and test ourselves down...

Monday March 3, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Family Issues, Fantasy

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

C
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: November 16, 2007
There's nothing harder to get right in a movie than whimsy. And there are few clumsier crashes when it goes wrong. What could have been a charmingly whimsical children's book becomes an arch and sugary movie, its failures of...

Tuesday February 26, 2008

Categories: DVDs

The Darjeeling Limited

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for langauge
Movie Release Date: October 2, 1007
If Wes Andersen ever decides to treat his characters with the same loving attention he treats his props, he will make better movies. Oh the tschotchkes in this movie! It's like a long, loving J. Peterman catalogue commercial. If only...

Tuesday February 26, 2008

Beowulf

One of the oldest surviving stories is retold through one of the most modern of technologies in a thrilling 3-D adventure from director Robert Zemeckis....

Tuesday February 19, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Drama

Rendition

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for torture/violence and language.
Movie Release Date: October 18, 2007
This is America. We do not torture people. But sometimes we send prisoners suspected of ties to terrorism to places where they do torture people. That is what happens to Anwar El-Ibrahimi (Omar Metwally), a chemical engineer who moved to...

Tuesday February 19, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Thriller

Michael Clayton

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language including some sexual dialogue.
Movie Release Date: January 25, 2008
Michael Clayton (George Clooney) spends a lot of time facing into the dark midnight of the soul, his own and others'. Late one night and early the next morning, he does both at once as he gets a call on...

Tuesday February 12, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Drama

The Martian Child

C
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for thematic elements and mild language.
Movie Release Date: November 2, 2007
There's nothing wrong with a little fakery now and then if it smooths out some rough spots and eliminates some distractions. But this film goes past fakery into condescending phoniness that knocks the story off its tracks. What is frustrating...

Tuesday February 12, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Remake, Romance

No Reservations

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: July 27, 2007
It may be a three-star movie about a four-star chef, but it is still a sweet summer treat and a great date night hors d'oeuvre. Kate (Catherine Zeta Jones) just does not understand what everyone's problem is. All she wants...

Tuesday February 12, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Drama, Thriller

We Own the Night

This is a curious hybrid combining contemporary language and violence with a retro set-up right out of a 1930's James Cagney/Pat O'Brien movie and pulsating undercover law enforcement action of 1970's films like Serpico and The French Connection. The story...

Tuesday February 5, 2008

Categories: DVDs, Musical, Romance

Across the Universe

On the list of movies featuring Beatles songs, this one comes far below A Hard Day's Night, Yellow Submarine, Let It Be, and Help but slightly above Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, maybe somewhere around Magical Mystery Tour. Director...

Tuesday February 5, 2008

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some strong violence and brief sexual references.
Movie Release Date: 2007
This movie may be about one of the most famous outlaws in the days of the Wild West, but it is not a bang-bang shoot-em-up Western. It is a broody psychological Western, a lot of peering out into endless prairie...

Tuesday January 29, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Daddy Day Camp

This farm team follow-up to "Daddy Day Care" puts Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Paul Raye as Charlie and Phil, the parts originated by Eddie Murphy and Jeff Garlin. Note that the ads proclaim this is "from the studio" that gave...

Tuesday January 29, 2008

Categories: DVDs

The Invasion

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for violence, disturbing images and terror.
Movie Release Date: August 17, 2007
This fourth movie version of the Jack Finney story about "body-snatchers" again reminds us that the scariest enemies are not creatures with sharp talons and teeth, aliens with super-powerful weapons, or enormous dinosaurs with powerful jaws but the prospect of...

Monday January 28, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Drama, Genre, Independent

Rocket Science

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some sexual content and language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Hal (Reece Thompson) has something say but he has a lot of trouble saying it. On the bus, he can practice asking for pizza, but when it comes to the moment and he is standing in the cafeteria line, he...

Tuesday January 22, 2008

The Game Plan

B-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: September 28, 2007
There is undeniable little girl appeal in this story of a big, selfish meanie of a quarterback who is tamed by the 8-year-old daughter he never knew he had. Some audiences will find it as sugary as a fruit-scented princess...

Tuesday January 22, 2008

The Hunting Party

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: September 7, 2007
Crazy times require crazy tactics. And so just because the UN can't seem to find Bosnia's most notorious war criminal does not mean that a gonzo journalist shouldn't track him down for an interview. Based on a 2002 Esquire Magazine...

Sunday January 20, 2008

Sydney White

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: September 21, 2007
This updated fairy tale has some clever riffs on “Snow White” but never makes use of the considerable talents of its star, Amanda Bynes. Sydney (Bynes) is a college freshman who wants to join Kappa, the most exclusive sorority on...

Tuesday January 15, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Romance

Good Luck Chuck

At age 10, following an awkward Spin the Bottle encounter, a little goth girl puts a hex on Charlie so that he will be surrounded by love but never find it himself. But it is the audience who will feel...

Tuesday January 15, 2008

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Mr. Woodcock

If Sophocles knew that this would be the result, he would never have allowed "Oedipus" to see the light of day. "Mr. Woodcock" is an Oedipal comedy about a man who loves his mother and who becomes very, very upset...

Tuesday January 8, 2008

Sunshine

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for violent content and language.
Movie Release Date: July 17, 2007
The sun is dying. A rocket ship from earth, meaningfully named "Icarus," failed in its mission to reboot the sun with a supercharged nuclear payload designed to "create a star within a star." Now the earth's last chance is Icarus...

Wednesday January 2, 2008

Categories: Action/Adventure, DVDs, Genre

Shoot 'Em Up

B+
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: R for pervasive strong bloody violence, sexuality, and some language
Movie Release Date: September 7, 2007
Writer-director Michael Davis has stripped the action movie down to its essence in a mind-blowing mash-up fueled with testosterone, adrenaline, and weapons-grade plutonium. No esoteric references in the title. No Robert McKee-mandated 10 pages at the beginning to make us...

Tuesday December 18, 2007

Stardust

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some fantasy violence and risque humor.
Movie Release Date: 2007
This is an enchanting story that lives up to the promise of a "once upon a time beginning," filled with romance, adventure, magic, and wit. It has witch sisters who need to find a fallen star to make the potion...

Tuesday December 11, 2007

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for sequences of fantasy violence and frightening images.
Movie Release Date: July 11, 2007
Everything is changing again for Harry Potter. Back when Hagrid explained to him for the first time at age 11 that his parents had not died in a car crash but in a battle with an evil wizard and that...

Tuesday December 11, 2007

The Bourne Ultimatum

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for violence and intense sequences of action.
Movie Release Date: August 3, 2007
There is not much story here. The set-up was two movies ago, when a man with a gunshot wound was fished out of the water. He had no memory but when it came to the tricks of the spy trade,...

Tuesday December 4, 2007

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, DVDs, Genre, Reviews

Superbad

Cheerfully outrageous and unabashedly offensive, this saga of three high school seniors in search of sex and liquor works because the vulgarity is in the context of a very sweet story about growing up and leaving home. It centers on...

Tuesday December 4, 2007

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, DVDs, Genre, Reviews

Superbad

Cheerfully outrageous and unabashedly offensive, this saga of three high school seniors in search of sex and liquor works because the vulgarity is in the context of a very sweet story about growing up and leaving home. It centers on...

Monday December 3, 2007

The Nanny Diaries

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for language
Movie Release Date: August 24, 2007
Oh, we all love to feel superior to rich people, don't we? It makes us feel so nice and smug. They may have the fancy apartments and couture, but we have a lock on authenticity and unpretentiousness, right? That's...

Monday December 3, 2007

Categories: DVDs, Documentary, Genre, Movies, Reviews

Arctic Tale

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: July 30, 2007
The people behind "March of the Penguins" have put together another endearing story of life in the coldest place on earth. This time, it is the story of two newborns, a polar bear called Nanu and a walrus named Seela....

Tuesday November 27, 2007

Bratz

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for thematic elements.
Movie Release Date: August 3, 2007
If the "Transformers" were the snips and snails and puppy dog tails of the toys-to-movie genre of the summer of 2007, the Bratz were the sugar and spice....

Tuesday November 27, 2007

Bratz

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for thematic elements.
Movie Release Date: August 3, 2007
If the "Transformers" were the snips and snails and puppy dog tails of the toys-to-movie genre of the summer of 2007, the Bratz were the sugar and spice....

Sunday November 18, 2007

Live Free or Die Hard (Die Hard 4)

It will blow the box of popcorn out of your hand....

Sunday November 18, 2007

Live Free or Die Hard (Die Hard 4)

It will blow the box of popcorn out of your hand....

Thursday November 15, 2007

Categories: Animation, DVDs, Family Issues

Shrek the Third

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: May 18, 2007
Did you ever wonder what happens to the villains while the hero and heroine are living happily ever after? We get to find out in this third chapter in the saga of Shrek. In the previous episode, Prince Charming failed...

Monday May 21, 2007

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Even in a summer blockbuster, sometimes less is more. Especially when it comes to the story. They throw in so many plots, so many battles, so many tonal shifts, so many characters, and ultimately so many Captain Jack Sparrows that...

Friday April 20, 2007

Categories: DVDs

The Great Race

B+
Audience: All Ages
MPAA Rating: NR
Movie Release Date: July 1, 1965
Dedicated to "Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy," this movie is both a spoof and a loving tribute to the silent classics, with good guys, bad guys, romance, adventure, slapstick, music, wonderful antique cars, and the biggest pie fight in history....

Tuesday April 3, 2007

Firehouse Dog

Ths story about a mega-movie star dog who gets lost and finds a home with the son of a fire chief is an uncomfortable blending of three different stories that neglects the one thing we want to see -- the...

Saturday February 3, 2007

The Namesake

Ashima (Indian superstar Tabu) pauses before entering the living room to meet her prospective bridegroom and his family. Their shoes have been left outside the door, according to the customs of her home in India. Ashima sees that inside the...

Tuesday January 30, 2007

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Romance

Because I Said So

I blame "Sex and the City." Now everyone thinks that what it takes -- or all it takes -- for a story about a bunch of women characters to work is non-stop talk about sex and shoes and a complete...

Sunday January 28, 2007

Categories: DVDs

Amazing Grace

Parents should know that this film includes frank descriptions of some of the most profound atrocities of the slave trade, including torture and rape. The painful symptoms of Wilberforce's long-term illness are also included. The movie's portrayal of extraordinary leadership,...

Wednesday January 10, 2007

Categories: Crime, DVDs

Alpha Dog

"This whole thing is about parenting," explains the ironically named Sonny Truelove (Bruce Willis). He is telling an off-screen questioner about his son Johnny (Emile Hirsch). Or, the questioner is trying to get some answers from Sonny, but not making...

Sunday December 3, 2006

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Drama, Holidays, Romance

The Holiday

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content and some strong language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Amanda (Cameron Diaz) has a successful business cutting up new Hollywood releases into three-minute trailers that make the films look as enticing as possible. Writer-director Nancy Meyers essentially cuts up classic romantic comedies and reassembles them for modern consumption. The...

Monday September 18, 2006

Categories: Classic, DVDs, Drama

All the King's Men

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: N/A
Movie Release Date: 1949
This is the story of the rise and fall of a Southern politician, based on the career of Louisiana's Huey Long. Here, the politician is named Willie Stark (Broderick Crawford), and the Southern state where it takes place is never...

Monday August 14, 2006

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Accepted

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for language, sexual material and drug content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Bartleby (Justin Long) has been turned down at every single college he applied to. His friends' college plans have also turned out badly. No problem. Bartleby is a can-do Ferris Bueller type -- without "Twist and Shout," a red Ferrari,...

Tuesday April 18, 2006

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Musical, Television

American Dreamz

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for brief strong language and some sexual references.
Movie Release Date: 2006
The Roman rulers used to distract the populace from the problems of corruption and decadence with "bread and circuses." Today's equivalent might be junk food and television, especially "reality" television. It plays to our fascination with both "real people" and...

Thursday March 16, 2006

Categories: DVDs, Drama, Family Issues

Akeelah and the Bee

A-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
"Prestidigitation." Akeelah (Keke Palmer) has just won her school's spelling bee and everyone is impressed and proud. But Dr. Larrabee (Laurence Fishburne), who, like Keke, grew up in Compton, pushes her further, with this long word that means magic. "Prestidigiation."...

Wednesday March 8, 2006

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Family Issues, Fantasy

The Shaggy Dog

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated G
Movie Release Date: 1959
A ring falls into the pants cuff worn by teenager Wilby Daniels (Tommy Kirk) while he is visiting a museum, and, not noticing, he carries it home with him. The ring’s ancient spell turns him into a huge shaggy dog,...

Wednesday February 8, 2006

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Remake

The Pink Panther

Anyone remember Ted Wass? He starred in Curse of the Pink Panther. Alan Arkin (Inspector Clouseau) tried to step into the banana-slipping shoes of Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau. Roberto Benigni played the title role in Son of the Pink...

Tuesday January 10, 2006

Hoodwinked!

Adorable Little Red Riding Hood opens the door to Granny's charming cottage in the woods and walks into the bedroom with her basket of goodies. But Granny looks a little different. It is the wolf, in disguise. He lunges toward...

Saturday January 7, 2006

Categories: DVDs, Drama

The Corn is Green

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: N/A
Movie Release Date: 1945
Miss Moffat (Bette Davis), an educated and very independent woman, arrives in a small Welsh mining village in 1895 to live in a house she inherited and start a school for the miners’ children. She is told, “Down here, they’re...

Wednesday December 21, 2005

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Drama, Romance

The Family Stone

If you believe the previews or have seen the poster of an aggressively extended and bejeweled ring finger, then you might presume that “The Family Stone” is going to be a light-hearted romp of a comedy. Boy brings home uptight...

Sunday December 4, 2005

Aeon Flux

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sequences of violence and sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2005
Maybe it's just that my expectations were so low because it was not screened for critics (meaning the studios did not think they would get even one good review), but "Aeon Flux" was not so bad. A little boring, yes,...

Monday September 5, 2005

Categories: DVDs

An Unfinished Life

A bear is wandering through farms looking for something to eat. An angry and abusive man is following the woman who left him because he wants her to come back, or because he wants to hit her again, or both....

Sunday June 5, 2005

Categories: Action/Adventure, DVDs

The Adventures of Shark Boy & Lava Girl in 3-D

B-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: 2005
This movie spends a lot of time and energy on the importance of dreams and imagination, delivering its message in both form and content. I wish it had spent a little more time and energy on the importance of structure,...

Tuesday May 31, 2005

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

This is a story about one summer in the life of four friends, told with sincerity, heart, and a little bit of magic -- the very same qualities that made the original book and its sequels a "you have to...

Thursday May 12, 2005

Categories: DVDs

Tell Them Who You Are

A
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
A young man sees someone he would like to meet, but he is shy and unsure of how to approach him. His father pushes him, saying, "Tell them who you are." What he means is, "Tell them you're my son."...

Tuesday February 8, 2005

Categories: Action/Adventure, DVDs

Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2005
There are three reasons to see this movie. First: the dazzling martial arts moves of Tony Jaa, whose lightning reflexes and breathtaking gymnastics are both impressive and entertaining. Second is the authenticity. As the tagline says, this film has "no...

Wednesday January 26, 2005

Categories: DVDs, Science-Fiction

Alone in the Dark

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2005
There's something far scarier about this movie than its CGI monsters, whose lack of any apparent weight makes them seem as threatening as the floating Clifford balloon in the Macy's parade. What's scary is the premise: it's based on a...

Saturday November 20, 2004

Categories: DVDs, Epic/Historical

Alexander

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2004
Alexander the person was great. "Alexander" the movie is not. It is a horrendously bad movie, a genuine 40-car pile-up of literally epic proportions, a three-way head-on collision of bad writing, bad acting, and bad direction. It is not just...

Thursday November 11, 2004

Categories: Action/Adventure, DVDs

After the Sunset

C
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2004
This movie features two of the most glorious sights on earth -- Paradise Island and Salma Hayak in a bikini. Unfortunately, it keeps putting unappealing characters and a dumb story in front of them. Pierce Brosnan, in movie star scruffy...

Tuesday October 19, 2004

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Remake

Alfie

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2004
What's it all about, Charlie? Charles Shyer and Nancy Meyers used to be married and they used to make movies together (Baby Boom, the remakes of Father of the Bride and The Parent Trap). Now they are divorced, and they...

Sunday August 22, 2004

Categories: DVDs

American Graffiti

A+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: 1973
The movie takes place on a single night in 1962, immediately before two good friends, Curt (Richard Dreyfus) and Steve (Ron Howard), are about to leave for college. Curt and Steve are facing enormous changes and they are both scared...

Tuesday June 15, 2004

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Gross-out

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for rude and sexual humor, and language.
Movie Release Date: 2004
Think Bad News Bears crossed with Happy Gilmore. Except with dodgeball, which means many, many opportunities for humorous slams to the head, chest, and crotch. That pretty much sums it up. Pete (Vince Vaughn) is about to lose his gym,...

Thursday June 10, 2004

Categories: DVDs, Documentary

America's Heart and Soul

A
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: 2004
If Norman Rockwell made a movie, this would be it. If "America the Beautiful" was a movie, this would be it. If America had a home move, this would be it. And if we ever needed a reminder of of...

Sunday June 6, 2004

Categories: DVDs

Napoleon Dynamite

A-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for thematic elements and language.
Movie Release Date: 2004
When you are hurtling through adolescence, overcome with warring emotions and desperately trying to learn a whole new set of rules for status and interaction, everything you thought you knew seems suspect and even your own body is completely unfamiliar...

Thursday April 8, 2004

Categories: DVDs, Epic/Historical

The Alamo

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2004
There is only one reason to see "The Alamo," and it is Billy Bob Thornton. His portrayal of Davy Crockett is magnificently vibrant, fully imagined, and so breathtakingly evocative of the essence of the American hero that it may be...

Saturday March 6, 2004

Categories: Action/Adventure, DVDs

Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: 2004
Frankie Muniz returns as junior secret agent Cody Banks in a moderately cute action comedy that will satisfy its target audience of 8-14-year-olds. Cody is the superstar of the secret CIA training camp for spy kids. He helps the camp...

Tuesday January 13, 2004

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Along Came Polly

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2004
The writer and star of Meet the Parents reunite in this much tamer comedy about a risk-averse guy who meets a free spirit. Reuben (Ben Stiller) evaluates risk for a living. When he marries Lisa (Debra Messing), he thinks he...

Tuesday December 9, 2003

Categories: DVDs

Something's Gotta Give

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2003
This delightful romantic comedy is the ultimate middle-age woman's fantasy -- not the part about being romanced by Keanu Reeves and Jack Nicholson, just the part about being Diane Keaton. Keaton plays Erica, a successful playwright with a beautiful house...

Wednesday August 13, 2003

Categories: DVDs, Horror, Series/Sequel

Freddy vs. Jason

I hope needless to say, this extremely violent movie is only for the hard-core fans of the genre who are old enough not to be traumatized by it. Since I do not think I can be fair to these movies,...

Wednesday June 18, 2003

Categories: Comedy, DVDs, Romance

Alex and Emma

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2003
Kate Hudson is so irresistibly charming that it is easy to forget how tepid and uninspired this movie is. It is always a delight to see Hudson's saucer-eyed smile and impeccable timing, but it would be just as entertaining to...

Sunday March 9, 2003

Categories: Action/Adventure, DVDs

Agent Cody Banks

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: 2003
I took four young teenagers to this movie and they loved it. But I was not as impressed. The idea is a cute one -- but it was cuter when they did the same thing in two editions of "Spy...

Thursday December 19, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Adaptation

A
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2002
There are people who care so passionately about something that it fills them up completely. And then there are the rest of us, who can never lose themselves that way, people who divide their interest and attention and always hold...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Muppets From Space

B
Audience: Preschool
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: 1999
Like all Muppet movies, this latest entry has plenty of jokes to keep the parents happy while the kids are enjoying the story. This time, the story focuses on a question that has intrigued Muppet fans for years: exactly what...

Friday December 13, 2002

American Pie

This is a movie about teenagers who promise each other that they will have sex before the night of the prom, and then do whatever they can to make it happen. It is one of the raunchiest and most explicit...

Friday December 13, 2002

Alice in Wonderland

B+
Audience: Preschool
MPAA Rating: N/A
Movie Release Date: 1951
Plot: The children's classic by Lewis Carroll about the girl who falls down a rabbit hole is presented by Disney in this lively and tuneful version. Alice is reading with her sister when she sees a white rabbit, fully dressed,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Date movie

About a Boy

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2002
"About a Boy" is the story of a shallow man appropriately named Will Freeman (Hugh Grant) who believes, contrary to John Donne, that every man is an island. Or at least he believes that that a man can be an...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Eight Legged Freaks

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
"Eight Legged Freaks" is essentially a cheesy 1950’s sci-fi drive-in movie with un-cheesy special effects. There’s no sense of irony and not much of a sense of humor. Instead, it has a rather sweet sense of pleasure in its own...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Thriller

Abandon

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2002
Given the talent involved, it really is almost impressive how bad "Abandon" is. The movie is written by Stephen Gaghan, who last won an Oscar for "Traffic" and here makes his directing debut. The direction is poor, and the screenplay...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2002
"8 Crazy Nights" is a bit of an enigma. In the Venn diagram of movie goers, Adam Sandler fans are not an easy overlap with those who cherish holiday musicals. This lame attempt at comedy is more likely to appeal...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Drama

About Schmidt

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2002
Warren Schmidt (Jack Nicholson) sits at his desk as though he was standing at attention during a full-dress inspection. As he watches the clock move from 4:58 to 5:00, he is as clenched as a fist. It is Warren's last...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Big Momma's House

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
This is less a movie than a string of skits based on one concept -- Martin Lawrence in a fat suit and a dress. It's a great concept, crossing two terrific movies: "Stakeout" and "Tootsie," with a little bit of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Apollo 13

A+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for language and peril.
Movie Release Date: 1995
This movie should be called "Smart and Smarter." In addition to the thrilling story, masterful performances, and impeccable technical authenticity, it is a heartening story of the triumph of smart guys with slide rules, a relief in this era of...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Runaway Bride

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 1999
In the all-time best romantic comedy ever, "The Philadelphia Story," Jimmy Stewart says, "The prettiest sight in this fine pretty world is the privileged class enjoying its privileges." Not really -- the prettiest sight in this fine pretty world is...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Gone in 60 Seconds

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
This is a check-your-brain-at-the-door, dig into some popcorn, sit back and enjoy summer explosion movie, brought to you by the same folks who did "Con Air." Nicolas Cage again stars as the good guy in a bad world, this time...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Classic, DVDs, Reviews

All About Eve

A+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: N/A
Movie Release Date: 1950
Margo Channing (Bette Davis), a Broadway diva beginning to show her age, meets the young fan who stands outside the theater after every performance (Anne Baxter as Eve Harrington). Taken by her devotion, humility, and hard luck story, Margo...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

The Thomas Crown Affair

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
This is the movie equivalent of a beach book, a glossy story about beautiful, wealthy, people that not only doesn't require much thinking but actually repels it. Think too much (They allow briefcases and food in the galleries of a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

All I Wanna Do

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 1998
An appealing cast of talented performers and some mild good intentions cannot save this uneven and sour comedy (originally released with the title "Strike!") about a girls' boarding school that is threatened with co-education. It is 1963 and three girls...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Classic, DVDs

The African Queen

A+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: NR
Movie Release Date: 1951
Rose Sayer and her brother Samuel are English missionaries in 1914 German East Africa. Their rare contact with the outside world is through Charlie Allnut, who delivers their occasional mail on his steam- powered boat, The African Queen. The...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

The Blair Witch Project

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1999
More conceptual art and marketing phenomenon than movie, "The Blair Witch Project" is poised to become the most profitable movie of all time. Directors Eduardo Sanchez and Daniel Myrick have learned from canny film- makers like Val Lewton and Alfred...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Shaft

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
This movie gets four stars just for coolness. Samuel L. Jackson, the Armani leather coat, and the Oscar-winning theme song are a match made in heaven, and it is just plain summer-popcorn-movie fun to see them all work it together....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

All About the Benjamins

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2002
"All About the Benjamins" is to Ice Cube what "Crossroads" is to Britney Spears, a vanity vehicle designed by a star who has very little sense of how people like the characters in the movie (or the people in the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Beyond the Mat

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
This is the best documentary since "Hoop Dreams," and it is not a coincidence that it, too, is about sports. That means that it is about money, ambition, competition, dreams realized and dashed, race, money, families -- both functional and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle

C+
Audience: Preschool
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: 2000
Fans of the old "Rocky and Bullwinkle" cartoon show fondly remember its wisecracking sensibility and its refusal to take anything seriously, especially itself. And they remember its terrible puns, planted like time-release capsules in the brains of young baby-boomers, who...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Drama, Series/Sequel, Sports

Rocky

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: 1976
Plot: Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) is a sweet-natured but not very bright boxer and small-time enforcer for a loan-shark. He has a crush on Adrian (Talia Shire), the painfully shy sister of his friend, Pauly (Burt Young). Apollo Creed (Carl...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Romeo Must Die

F
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Hong Kong action star Jet Li ("Lethal Weapon 4") and R&B artist Aliyah are a hip-hop Romeo and Juliet in this tired tale of rival gangters. Fans of martial arts will do well to wait for it to come out...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

The Perfect Storm

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
It's very hard to make a good book into a good movie, even a good book that seems inherently cinematic, as this one does, with all its swirling winds and crashing waves. But in adapting this book, the screenwriter made...

Friday December 13, 2002

The Best Years of Our Lives

A
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: NR
Movie Release Date: 1946
Three men are returning home from service during WWII. Fred Derry (Dana Andrews), a bombardier, Al Stephenson (Frederic March), a middle- aged footsoldier, and Homer Parrish (Harold Russell), a sailor who has lost both hands, fly back to their home...

Friday December 13, 2002

Aladdin

A+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: 1992
One of the best of the contemporary Disney releases, this classic tale of the magic lamp benefits tremendously from the energy and humor of Robin Williams as the genie. Only the Disney animators could find a way to keep up...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Drama, War

Deterrence

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and violence
Movie Release Date: 2000
Teens may think that it does not really matter who gets elected President. Or, they may think that the important issues in this year's election are the domestic controversies that attract most of the coverage, like abortion and gun control....

Friday December 13, 2002

Hercules

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: June 14, 1997
According to Disney, Hercules was the adored son of gods Zeus and Hera, stolen by Hades, ruler of the underworld, and made mortal. He must become a true hero to become a god again, so he can live with his...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

National Velvet

A+
Audience: All Ages
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: 1944
Plot: Mi Taylor (Mickey Rooney) arrives in a small English town and meets Velvet (Elizabeth Taylor) just as she and her sisters have been let out of school for the summer. They like each other immediately, and she is delighted...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Ready to Rumble

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
For all those out there who can't wait for the next Adam Sandler movie, and especially for those who find those Adam Sandler movies a little too intellectually challenging, we now have "Ready to Rumble," a sort of Bill and...

Friday December 13, 2002

Amadeus

A+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG (theatrical version)
Movie Release Date: 1984
Antionio Salieri (F. Murray Abraham in an Oscar-winning performance), the court composer, should have been Mozart. He followed all the rules, worked hard, and cared deeply. Music was his life. Mozart (Tom Hulce) arrives, a bawdy, bratty, foolish boy whose...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Unstrung Heroes

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 1995
Plot: Steven Lidz is the son of Sid (John Turturro), an inventor. He is a distracted man who "believes in documentation" and empirical data. Steven is closer to his warm-hearted mother, the emotional center of the family. When she becomes...

Friday December 13, 2002

All the King's Men

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for an intense sequence of violence, sexual content and partial nudity
Movie Release Date: September 22, 2006
Huey Long was man of gigantic proportions, an epic, almost operatic figure who rose to power as the greatest of populists, succumbed to corruption, and was murdered at age 42. His story inspired a Pulitzer Prize-winning book and an Oscar-winning...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Where the Money Is

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Two characters stare blankly at the closed door, as flashing lights from the patrol cars circle the room and a voice booms out, "Come out with your hands up!" Henry (Paul Newman) turns to Carol (Linda Fiorentino) and says, "You...

Friday December 13, 2002

All the President's Men

A+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: 1976
Based on the real-life story of the two reporters who would not give up on the story of the Watergate break-in, this is as gripping as any detective novel. Bob Woodward (Robert Redford), a junior reporter for the Washington Post,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Western

American Outlaws

C+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2001
American Outlaws" is a rock and roll western for the MTV era. It may be a little on the dumb and cheesy side, but it does not take itself or its characters too seriously and it has enough cute cowboys,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Return to Me

C+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2000
No surprises here, but it is a pleasant date-movie, a romance that tries hard to transcend its gimmick and just about succeeds. Let’s get the gimmick out of the way first – guy has girl (architect Bob -- David Duchovney...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

About Adam

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2001
It begins as a sweet, simple love story. A flirtatious waitress named Lucy (Kate Hudson) falls for a man named Adam (Stuart Townsend). All the other men in Lucy's life pursued her, but Adam lets her take the lead. Once...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

U-571

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
U-571, a fictional story inspired by several different WWII incidents, follows a group of sailors who are trying to capture the German's Engima code machine, so that they can find out where the U-boats are headed in time to prevent...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Thriller

Along Came a Spider

D-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2001
Morgan Freeman returns as Dr. Alex Cross in this prequel to "Kiss the Girls." Like the original, this movie has a nursery rhyme title and centers on a kidnapped girl. This time it is not a serial killer, just a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Where the Heart Is

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
You don’t have to ask where the heart is in this movie – it’s all heart. As you might expect from a movie based on an Oprah book and starring several of Hollywood's most talented actresses, this is a chick...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Town and Country

F
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
Part Woody Allen-style mid-life crisis movie, part old-fashioned, door-slamming bedroom farce, part "let's laugh as rich folks mess everything up while we enjoy looking at their beautiful homes and clothes," and possibly part therapy session for leading man Warren Beatty,...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

Amelie

A
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2001
"Amélie" is filled with whimsical charm the way that a chocolate soufflé is filled with air. Amélie (Audrey Tatou) grows up the lonely child of parents who do not know how to show their love for her. She becomes a...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Frequency

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Every moment, we face a thousand seemingly inconsequential choices that can have the most profound impact on our lives and those around us. In "Frequency," a fireman gets a message from his son, 30 years in the future, to turn...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Science-Fiction

A.I.: Artificial Intelligence

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2001
Cross "2001" with "ET" and "Blade Runner" and throw in some "Pinocchio," some "Wizard of Oz," some "Velveteen Rabbit" and a touch of "Our Town," and you might have some sense of what to expect from "A.I." It is an...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Gladiator

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Gladiator" is a movie of such astounding scope and sweep and such masterful story-telling that it makes its storyline seem classic rather than clichéd. Breathtakingly sumptuous visuals credibly re-create the world of Rome in 180 AD, a world of unimaginable...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Comedy, DVDs

America's Sweethearts

D
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Movie Release Date: 2001
It sounds like it can't miss -- a delicious situation created by a guy who knows how to write jokes, with an all-star cast. But it does miss. Billy Crystal, who wrote the script with Peter Tolan, delivers wisecracks, but...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

The Virgin Suicides

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
Five exquisitely beautiful sisters dazzle and beguile the boys around them in this movie, set in the mid-1970’s. Amid the idyllic suburban stillness, there are intimations that all is not right. Huge elm trees are diagnosed with Dutch Elm Disease...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Life as a House

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2001
When a movie is called "Life as a House" you enter on full metaphor alert. When it turns out to be about an estranged father and son who pull down an old shack and construct a dream house overlooking the...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Battlefield Earth

F
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2000
In the future, a race of 9-foot-tall, dreadlocked aliens called Psychlos takes over the earth following a nine-minute battle. A thousand year later, the few remaining humans are hunter-gatherers and the evil Psychlos maintain earth as an outpost for mining....

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: Biography, DVDs

Ali

A+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 2001
Will Smith delivers a knock-out punch as Muhammed Ali in this outstanding film that follows the champ from his first heavyweight title to the "Rumble in the Jungle" when he won the title again by defeating George Foreman in Zaire.Smith...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs

Hanging Up

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2000
There are movies where the writer and director focus on the emotions of the characters. Then there are movies like this one where they make the mistake of trying to focus on the emotions of the audience, and you can...

Friday December 13, 2002

Armageddon

The summer thrill ride movie is becoming as much of a 4th of July tradition as the picnic and the fireworks, and the 1998 version is "Armageddon," the second movie of the year about a meteor headed toward earth. While...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, For the Whole Family

The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

B+
Audience: Preschool
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: 1999
When Elmo's favorite friend, his beloved blanket, is tossed into Oscar's trash can, Elmo goes in after it, only to find himself transported to Grouchland, where grouches cut off the flowers and keep the stems and you get put in...

Friday December 13, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Drama

American Beauty

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Release Date: 1999
Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) is a 42-year-old man who has lost touch with anything that made him feel alive. His wife Carolyn (Annette Benning) is a realtor, so highly focused that she is clenched. His daughter Jane (Thora Birch) is...

Friday June 14, 2002

Categories: Classic, DVDs, Drama, Romance

Splendor in the Grass

A-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: NR
Movie Release Date: 1961
In this classic of repressed teenage sexuality, set in the 1920s, Bud (Warren Beatty) and Deanie (Natalie Wood) are high school students who are newly in love and breathless with desire, physical and emotional. Deenie's parents are unable to give...

Saturday March 9, 2002

Categories: DVDs, Drama, Romance

The Quiet Man

A
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Not rated
Movie Release Date: 1952
Tall American Sean Thornton (John Wayne) arrives in Innisfree, a small, beautiful Irish village and meets Michaleen Oge Flynn (Barry Fitzgerald), who drives him into town. Something of a busybody, Michaeleen is very curious, and is delighted to find that...

Wednesday April 14, 1999

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

A-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Release Date: 1989
In this technical marvel of a movie, human and animated actors interact seamlessly. It begins with a cartoon, loveable Roger Rabbit taking care of adorable Baby Herman, despite every kind of slapstick disaster. Then, as birdies are swimming around Roger's...

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