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Friday November 20, 2009

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some violence and action
Movie Release Date: November 20, 2009

"You're good with weird," a character tells Bella mid-way through "The Twilight Saga: New Moon." That's an understatement. In the first Twilight movie, as in the first of the series by Stephanie Meyer, high school student Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) moved to the rainiest town in the US, Forks, Washington and fell deeply in love with Edward (Robert Pattinson), who looked like a teenager but was in fact a vampire who was more than 100 years old. He and his "family," the Cullens, are sort of vampire vegetarians, living on animal blood. But there are other vampires who continue to prey on humans, and they almost killed Bella before Edward rescued her. And then they lived happily ever after until it was time for another book/movie, and that is where we begin.

Edward, convinced that their relationship will always put Bella in danger, leaves, telling her he will never see her again. She is devastated and isolates herself from everyone. She discovers that Edward appears to her when she is in danger, so she takes some foolish risks, just to feel close to him. But then the quiet support and gentle teasing of her friend Jacob (Taylor Lautner) begin to make her feel that she is able to be a part of the world again.

bella-jacob-072309.jpg Like Edward, Jacob loves Bella and would do anything to protect her. And like Edward, Jacob has a secret. He is part of a tribe of wolf-people. Like "The Hulk," his anger manifests itself in a powerful transformation. And Bella finds herself at the center of a centuries-old war between the vampires and the wolves.

The wildly popular Twilight Saga has the core elements of girl-friendly romances from "Wuthering Heights" to "Titanic:" a boyfriend who is not approved by parents who is utterly undone by the appeal of the female lead, and something to make sure that their relationship is about longing, not satisfaction. Just in case you aren't paying close attention, we see Bella sleeping with a copy of "Romeo and Juliet" on her pillow, and her English class watching a video of the play. The teacher calls on Edward to recite one of Romeo's speeches. And later, Edward, like Romeo, believes that his love is dead and decides he cannot live without her.

The movie has a lot of longing. Characters exchange meaningful looks and take an extra beat before responding to allow for some strategic intakes of breath and swelling of the score. Lautner's excellent abs play such a significant role they should have their own billing. There's a reference to self-referential cleverness that is almost meta. And new director Chris Weitz does not have Catherine Hardwicke's feel for the rhythms of teenage interactions and the intensity of teen romance. And he does not have her ability to tell the story through the settings; we miss the lush natural world of the first chapter. Weitz and screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg also have to grapple with a transitional story that translates less well to screen than the first one. But he benefits from more experience with special effects and a bigger budget for them, too. He catches the spirit of the story and allows the natural chemistry between his leads do the rest. And that is enough to make this movie enormously enjoyable and keep us looking forward to the next one.

Thursday November 19, 2009

Categories: Animation, Movies

Planet 51

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for mild sci-fi action and some suggestive humor
Movie Release Date: November 20, 2009

The mood is romantic. The couple is parked in a secluded spot overlooking their charming home town. They lean in for a kiss. And then an alien rocket ship lands. I hate it when that happens.

Okay, no I don't. I enjoy it. That's a classic cheesy 1950's alien invasion movie set-up and "Planet 51" knows that very well. The scene we have just watched is from a movie called "Humanoids" and it is happily being enjoyed by a theater filled with rapt, popcorn-chomping, little green creatures with antennae. Just like the couple in the car on screen. Dorothy, we're not just not in Kansas anymore; we're not even on planet Earth.

It feels like an idealized, if retro suburban Earth setting, though. The houses have white picket fences and the soundtrack has standards from the 1950's. You could imagine Dick and Jane, Ozzie and Harriet, or Archie and Veronica playing hopscotch on the sidewalk, if they were green and had four fingers.

In this idyllic setting we have Lem (voice of Justin Long), very happy because he just got a job in the planetarium and is beginning to think Neera, the pretty girl next door (voice of Jessica Biel), kind of likes him. And there's Lem's friend Skiff (voice of Seann William Scott), who wears braces and works at the comic book store. And then things get complicated when an alien arrives.

That would be one of us.

This is "E.T." in reverse. The American astronaut is the alien invader. His name is Chuck (voice of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson). While many of the people on the planet (I know, they're not human, but I'm going to call them people) are terrified and determined to kill, capture, or dissect Chuck, Lem, Neera, and Skiff are willing to try to get to know him.

This theme is very similar to the more serious Battle for Terra 3D earlier this year. But it is sillier and sweeter, with a cute robotic sidekick somewhere between R2D2 and a puppy. It is also a little bland. It is a shame that a movie tweaking retro cliches falls into the white bread conventions itself, especially from a Madrid-based production company. That they believe Americans will only buy tickets to movies about white guys shows that the message of the movie about how it is all right to be different has not really been learned.

Thursday November 19, 2009

The Blind Side

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for one scene involving brief violence, drug and sexual references
Movie Release Date: November 20, 2009

"The Blind Side" is a movie about football that had its own broken field running challenge. It is the true story of Baltimore Ravens offensive lineman Michael Oher, a homeless black kid adopted by a wealthy white family. So, it could so easily have been syrupy, or condescending, or downright offensive. At worst, it could have been a cross between the Hallmark channel and "Diff'rent Strokes."

There have been too many "magical Negro" characters in movies, the non-white character whose role in the story is to give some white people a spiritual or ennobling experience. And there have been too many of what my friend Tim Gordon calls "mighty whitey" movies, where some needy non-white person is helped by some saintly white person. And there have been way too many movies where someone says, with a catch in his or her throat, that "he helped me more than I could ever have helped him." This movie risks failing in all three of these categories and somehow it manages to deftly come together to make the story genuinely touching. You may find yourself with a catch in your throat, not to mention a tear in your eye.

It helps that the story is true. The wealthy Touhey family did take in and then adopt a homeless black teenager whose life had been so chaotic that there was almost no record of his existence. He happened to go along with a friend who was applying to a private school on an athletic scholarship and was seen by the coach who recognized his ability. He is enormous and he is fast, both valuable in an offensive lineman. And this happened at just the time that the role of the offensive lineman was becoming one of the most critical positions on the team. As Leigh Anne Touhy (Sandra Bullock) explains at the beginning of the film, based on the Michael Lewis book of the same name, New York Giants lineman Lawrence Taylor changed the game by coming after quarterbacks like the Washington Redskins' Joe Theismann, who received a career-ending injury because Taylor came after him in his blind spot. Hence the increased focus on protecting the quarterback, and that is the job for which Michael Oher (Quinton Aaron) seems to have been designed.

It isn't just that his is very big and very fast. It is another quality, the one that was identified when he was given a battery of tests as the only stand-out ability in a long list of failures. Tests showed that he had an extraordinary level of protective instinct and experience showed that he had an extraordinary ability as well.

She was never tested, but Leigh Anne is probably off the charts for protective instinct as well. It is this quality they share that makes us believe in their connection.

And it is another of Leigh Anne's qualities that keeps the story from getting too sugary. She is kind of obnoxious. Girl-next-door Sandra Bullock shows us Leigh Anne's determination and passionate dedication to her family and her ideals and makes us understand that she has a bit of a sense of humor about herself. When she has to admit her husband was right about something, she also concedes that the words taste like vinegar. She has no problem telling pretty much everyone from her condescending friends to the high school coach what they should do. But it is her vinegary spirit that makes the situation and the movie work. She does not cry over Oher's trials and she does not act like he is her St. Bernhard puppy. She is just someone who has a strong sense of justice fueled by her faith. And that protective instinct. And Oher is not the usual gentle giant. He has a sense of humor and self-respect that makes clear that he is a full partner in becoming a member of the family, giving as much as he gets.

So this movie is smarter than it had to be, which gives its emotional core even more of punch. You've seen the highlights in the trailer. But the quiet moments in between and lovely performances by Bullock, Aaron, and Tim McGraw as Leigh Anne's husband make this one of the best family films of the year.

Thursday November 12, 2009

2012

C-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for intense disaster sequences and some language
Movie Release Date: November 13, 2009

"2012" is yet another example of technological genius and story-telling mediocrity. Its careless, almost gleeful destruction of the entire world makes the brilliant CGI work jarring in a way the film-makers did not intend.

It has the usual disaster film elements: concerned scientists pick up disturbing information, staring at computer screens and using important-sounding jargon (something about neutrinos). Government bureaucrats are reluctant to believe its implications. People say, "That's impossible!" Some ancient culture predicted this all along. Some crackpot conspiracy theorist predicted it all along, too. The disaster brings out the best and the worst in people. Someone says, "I thought we'd have more time." The same dozen people keep running into each other. Iconic landmarks collapse. The entire world may be at risk, but we still have time for a little romance and some touching lessons about the importance of family. There are some sad deaths but a couple of convenient and satisfying ones as well. And when things really get bad, there's a soaring angelic choir on the soundtrack.

But a disaster film has to be about survival, and this one, from how-can-I-blow-up-the-world-today writer/director Roland Emmerich ("Independence Day" and "The Day After Tomorrow") is too cavalier in tone, soft-pedaling the real implications of its apocalyptic storyline as though the world's literally breaking apart is justified in order to bring John Cusack back to his family. It is curiously antiseptic, with only a couple of dead bodies, and the deaths we witness almost like the coming of The Rapture. And, at two hours and forty minutes, it feels endless, as though by the time you get out of the theater, it will be 2012.

The CGI is impressive, especially when the ground buckles and heaves as a car speeds along a crumbling road, trying to stay ahead of the collapse. And you don't need a lot of story in a special effects movie. But you do need the right kind of story, and this one seems as off-kilter as the convulsing tectonic plates. The question is inevitably posed -- how do we decide who will survive? But it is never engaged. There is a momentary mention of the possible problems of a sort of economic Darwinism, selling survival to the highest bidders. But the characters never deal with the consequences of that decision either way; it spends more time on the lesser issue of whether people deserve to know what is about to happen. No one is asking for a debate about philosophy or ethics; just enough narrative Spackle to keep the story going forward. Instead, it repeatedly derails. It's no more compelling than watching a kid knock down a tower of blocks. In a movie like this, with little time to do more than sketch out the characters, a lot of the story's validity depends on who lives and who dies. It is harder than it seems at first to put together exactly the right mix of satisfying (bad guys get what they deserve, think Richard Chamberlin in "The Towering Inferno" and Victor Garber in "Titanic") and sad but honorable (Bruce Willis in "Armageddon," Leonardo DiCaprio in "Titanic"). The mis-handling of the outcomes here contributes to its inability to engage the audience. And so does the howler-filled dialogue. In the middle of utter catastrophe a scientist stops to make cocktail party chit-chat with a desperate father about the last time they met. In the wake of utter devastation a couple engages in arch but completely leaden banter. (She does miss the opportunity of a lifetime, though, to say something like, "Not if you were the last man on earth.")

Chiwetel Ejiofor is brilliant as always as the concerned scientist with a heart, though we can't help wondering whether the stricken look in his eyes is as much about the disaster he is in as an actor as it is about what his character is witnessing. In a story where 21st century robber barons seem to carry the weight, it is perhaps appropriate that the movie itself resembles a hedge fund manager -- too expensive, too arrogant, and, finally, dull.

Thursday November 12, 2009

Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire

A-
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for child abuse including sexual assault, and pervasive language
Movie Release Date: November 6, 2009

Claireece (newcomer Gabourey 'Gabby' Sidibe) is a 16-year-old, still in middle school, illiterate, pregnant with her second child. The first baby has Down Syndrome. Both pregnancies are the result of rape by her own father. She is subjected to constant physical, emotional, and sexual abuse and has retreated so far inside herself that she barely exists in the world. And in a cruel parody of tenderness, she is called by her middle name, "Precious." In a cruel demonstration of the constrictions of her world, Precious knew no other name to give her Down Syndrome child than "Mongo."

Inside 350 pounds of weight, a moat of flesh, her wall against the world, Precious hides as far from everyone as she can go. She has little wisps of dreams cobbled together from television, a light-skinned boyfriend, a stroll down a red carpet, surrounded by cameras and adoring fans. But she is so limited in experience and opportunity that she literally cannot imagine a genuine alternative to what she has. She does not even know what the word "alternative" means. When the middle school principal arranges for her to attend a special "each one teach one" alternative school, someone has to explain to her what an alternative is. It is, a distracted administrator tells her, "a different way of doing." And it is that recognition, more than the program itself, just the realization that there are different ways of doing, that leads her to understand that there may be choices available to her.

Seeing Precious understand for the first time that she is worthy of love and capable of learning is the expected pleasure of this movie. But it is also the challenge of the film. Even slightly toned down from the novel, by poet and teacher Sapphire, the abuse is so relentless, so outrageous, even beyond the usual struggles we see in fiction and on the talk shows and tabloid covers.

They thrive on exploitative confessions, a secularized testimony that tries to disinfect the prurient pleasures of wallowing in degradation and tragedy with the superficial pieties of simplistic redemption. The post-production sign-on of Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry as producers, both survivors of abuse and highly successful purveyors of abuse melodrama, is a sign to be wary. And even with a sensitive performance by Sidibe, this film would risk falling into that trap of easy sentimentality. That it does not is due to one character and one actress, comedienne Mo'Nique in a fearless portrayal of the mother, a monster named, with grim irony, Mary.

Two key scenes in the film focus on Mary's interactions with social workers. In the first, like a theatrical director, she barks out orders to set the stage for a visit, casting herself in the role of a loving grandmother, to persuade the social worker that she is doing everything necessary to qualify for welfare payments for her extended family. Where moments before she seemed completely out of control, wavering back and forth between stupor and rage, when she has to pull it together, she does, slapping on a wig and cuddling the baby. The instant the door shuts, the monster returns.

And then, near the end, in another meeting with another social worker (beautifully underplayed by pop diva Mariah Carey), Mary starts to talk and for the first time we see her as the victim as well as the inflicter of damage. In a monologue she seems to forget where she is and who she wants to appear to be and opens herself up in a moment so raw, so naked, so vulnerable that it takes the entire film to a different level.

Director Lee Daniels, like his producers Winfrey and Perry, brings a sincerity to telling these stories that tempers the potential for exploitation. He has a sure, if unconventional, eye for casting. In addition to Mo'Nique and Carey, he gets small jewels of performances from talk-show and sit-com star Sherry Shepherd as the alternative school administrator and musician Lenny Kravitz as a sympathetic nurse. The lovely Paula Patton brings understated grace to the role of the alternative teacher, and the assortment of young performers who play the classmates at Each One Teach One manage to avoid the "Welcome Back Kotter" syndrome and evoke full characters. But Mo'Nique's fierce and fearless performance as Mary holds the story together and takes it to another level. She does not let us hate her because she does not let us compartmentalize her. By opening herself up on screen, she forces us to look into the source of her damaged heart. And that moment, more than any other, show us what Precious has had to overcome.

Monday November 9, 2009

Categories: Comedy, Fantasy, Movies

Gentlemen Broncos

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some rude humor
Movie Release Date: November 6, 2009
"Gentlemen Broncos" is about the fantasies of a 15 year old boy and it has some of the charm but all of the failings of those stories. The charm is its unguarded purity of emotion and unchecked enthusiasm for its...

Sunday November 8, 2009

The Box

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for thematic elements, some violence and disturbing images
Movie Release Date: November 6, 2009
I loved "Donnie Darko" and was eager to listen to the DVD commentary by writer/director Richard Kelly. But I had to turn it off after the first ten minutes. Kelly explained too much, and his explanations were so mundane they...

Thursday November 5, 2009

Disney's A Christmas Carol

A-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for scary sequences and images
Movie Release Date: November 6, 2009
Writer-director Robert Zemeckis wisely chose the most unquenchable of stories for his technological marvel. Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, already filmed with everyone from Michael Caine to Patrick Stewart, George C. Scott, Vanessa Williams, and Mr. Magoo in the role...

Thursday November 5, 2009

The Men Who Stare At Goats

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language, some drug content and brief nudity
Movie Release Date: November 6, 2009
"More of this is true than you would believe," "The Men Who Stare at Goats" cheekily informs us as it opens. And while its tone is high satire, even farce, the story it tells is not hard to believe at...

Thursday October 29, 2009

An Education

Part of the charm of "An Education," a bittersweet coming of age story based on a brief memoir by Lynn Barber, is how much we know what its main character does not. Jenny (an incandescent Carey Mulligan) is a teenager...

Wednesday October 28, 2009

Categories: Documentary, Movies, Musical

This is It

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some suggestive choreography and scary images
Movie Release Date: October 28, 2009
"This is It" is here to rescue us from the tabloids and remind us what true star power looks like. There are moments of aching sadness as we get a behind-the-scenes look at the concert tour that never happened, but...

Thursday October 22, 2009

Astro Boy

C-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some action and peril, and brief mild language.
Movie Release Date: October 23, 2009
A show of hands, everyone. If you think it's a good idea to begin a movie for children by killing off a young boy in an industrial accident as his father looks on, raise your hand. Anyone? I didn't think...

Thursday October 22, 2009

Amelia

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some sensuality, language, thematic elements and smoking
Movie Release Date: October 23, 2009
Amelia Earhart, the pioneering aviator who was lost over the Pacific, is given the big Hollywood biopic treatment in a curiously retro film that feels like it was intended for Katherine Hepburn or Susan Hayward. It is not the 1930's...

Thursday October 22, 2009

Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

Vampires are everywhere these days. There are the Romeo and Juliet-style stories of Twilight and the steamier True Blood as well as the love triangle of the CW's Vampire Diaries. And now there is "Cirque Du Freak," based on the...

Thursday October 15, 2009

Law Abiding Citizen

This is not just a bad film; it is a despicable one. The slim but highly profitable torture porn genre has now begun to permeate major studio films directed at a general audience and the result is this dim-witted thriller...

Thursday October 15, 2009

Where the Wild Things Are

A-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for mild thematic elements, some adventure action and brief language
Movie Release Date: October 16, 2009
Maurice Sendak's spare, poetic, and deeply wise book has been lovingly unfolded into a movie about the child who lives in all of us, brave and fearful, generous and needy, angry and peaceful, confident and insecure, adventuresome and very glad...

Friday October 9, 2009

Categories: Comedy, Documentary, Movies

Good Hair

Chris Rock's daughter wanted to know why she didn't have "good hair." And so he made this documentary as an answer, exploring the relationship between black women and their hair and hair products and processes -- and how that relationship...

Thursday October 8, 2009

Categories: Comedy, Movies

Couples Retreat

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 on appeal for sexual content and language
Movie Release Date: October 9, 2009
I'm guessing that what happened here is that BFFs Jon Favreau (director of Iron Man but here as an actor), Vince Vaughn, and Peter Billingsley (star of A Christmas Story-turned director) decided that it would be a lot of fun...

Thursday October 8, 2009

Categories: Drama, Movies, Spiritual films

A Serious Man

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language, some sexuality/nudity and brief violence
Movie Release Date: October 9, 2009
Larry Gopnik (theater actor Michael Stuhlbarg) is a physics professor in 1967 Minneapolis. He covers a blackboard the size of a movie screen with equations, confidently lecturing his students about the uncertainty principle but outside the classroom unable to cope...

Friday October 2, 2009

Categories: Comedy, Fantasy, Movies, Romance

The Invention of Lying

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for language including some sexual material and a drug reference
Movie Release Date: October 2, 2009
Ricky Gervais has come up with a fresh and enticing premise but -- I have to be honest -- it is imperfectly executed. It has the gloss of a romantic comedy because it gives us the fun of knowing that...

Thursday October 1, 2009

Categories: Documentary, Movies

Capitalism: A Love Story

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some language
Movie Release Date: October 2, 2009
Twenty years after his groundbreaking "Roger & Me," documentarian-provocateur Michael Moore returns to some of the same themes with "Capitalism: A Love Story," about the financial meltdown and what it shows about the failures of our financial and political systems....

Thursday October 1, 2009

Whip It

Drew Barrymore has devoted more time than most people to growing up and has done it more publicly than most people, too. At age 34, she has been acting for nearly three decades. Here she makes her directing debut with...

Thursday October 1, 2009

Categories: Fantasy, Horror, Movies

Zombieland

B
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for horror violence/gore and language
Movie Release Date: October 2, 2009
What is it about zombies? Dating back to 1932's "White Zombie," the stories of the relentless, omnivorous undead and the humans who try to escape them have been one of film's most popular genres, with sub-genres including the flourishing category...

Friday September 25, 2009

Categories: Movies

Fame

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: PG for thematic elements
Movie Release Date: September 25, 2009
Less a movie than a mosaic, this remake of the 1980 classic with the Oscar-winning title anthem about the high school for the performing arts has been re-imagined for the hyper-linked and just plain hyper 21st century. As in the...

Thursday September 24, 2009

Categories: Documentary, Movies

The Providence Effect

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for mild thematic elements
Movie Release Date: September 25, 2009
You often hear the expression "feel-good movie" and it usually refers to a heart-warming romantic comedy or maybe something with penguins. This is a real feel-good movie because it is a real story. A man with a passionate commitment to...

Thursday September 17, 2009

Categories: Comedy, Date movie, Movies, Romance

Love Happens

C-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some language including sexual references
Movie Release Date: September 18, 2009
Pay attention, class. Jennifer Aniston makes two kinds of movies. When she has her hair tied back, it's usually an independent film (like last summer's "Management") and usually worth watching. But when her hair is loose it's usually a big,...

Thursday September 17, 2009

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for brief mild language
Movie Release Date: September 18, 2009
When things go very, very wrong in this movie, as they so often do, we get to see a series of television news broadcasts from around the world showing the destruction of various iconic monuments, as we so often do....

Thursday September 17, 2009

The Informant!

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language
Movie Release Date: September 18,
Like some of the food made with the substances produced by the corporation at the heart of this story, this movie is pleasant but leaves a sour aftertaste. It is inspired by the real-life story of one of the most...

Thursday September 17, 2009

Categories: Horror, Movies

Jennifer's Body

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for sexuality, bloody violence, language and brief drug use
Movie Release Date: September 18, 2009
"Jennifer's Body" is not scary enough for horror and not knowing enough for commentary on horror. "Hell is a teenage girl," says Needy (Amanda Seyfried of "Mama Mia" and "Big Love"). And she should know. She is a teenage girl....

Sunday September 13, 2009

I Can Do Bad All By Myself

Tyler Perry's movies are review-proof. Not just because he does not let critics see them before they are released, knowing that his audience won't care about reviews, but because they do not lend themselves to the usual kind of analysis....

Thursday September 10, 2009

Passing Strange

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: NR
Movie Release Date: August 28, 2009
If you live in New York or Los Angeles, go see Spike Lee's latest movie in the theater. It is a film version of the Tony Award-winning musical autobiography, something between a concert and a play, about, by, and starring...

Wednesday September 9, 2009

9

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for violence and scary images
Movie Release Date: September 9, 2009
An award-winning animated student film has been turned into a full-length feature with intricately-designed visuals but a story-line that feels stuck together with chewing gum and Scotch tape. Tim Burton protege Shane Acker has proven a better student of the...

Thursday September 3, 2009

Categories: Comedy, Movies

Extract

C
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language, sexual references and some drug use
Movie Release Date: September 4, 2009
The fans who have been waiting for a new workplace comedy as wickedly on target as Mike Judge's cult classic "Office Space" will have to keep waiting. Judge's new film has no red stapler, no TPS reports coversheet problems, and...

Thursday September 3, 2009

Categories: Documentary, Movies, Music

It Might Get Loud

A-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for mild thematic elements, brief language and smoking
Movie Release Date: September 4, 2009
It goes to 11. Davis Guggenheim ("An Inconvenient Truth") has made a documentary featuring three generations of guitar gods: Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin), The Edge (U2), and Jack White (The White Stripes). But it is not about the musicians. It...

Thursday August 27, 2009

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Romance

Play the Game

B-
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content and language
Movie Release Date: August 28, 2009
The players get played in a romantic buddy comedy with one important distinction -- one of those players is the resident of an assisted living facility who gets some assistance he was not expecting when a frisky fellow resident slips...

Thursday August 27, 2009

Taking Woodstock

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for graphic nudity, some sexual content, drug use and language
Movie Release Date: August 28, 2009
This is a movie about what went on in the community near Woodstock while the concert that would forever be known by that name was happening. And a happening. In other words, this is a footnote movie. It tries to...

Friday August 21, 2009

Post Grad

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual situations and brief strong language
Movie Release Date: August 21, 2009
There is not one single thing in this movie that you don't see or guess from the trailer, but for some audiences that means that it will deliver just what they are looking for. Alexis Bledel plays Ryden, who thinks...

Thursday August 20, 2009

Inglourious Basterds

B+
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong graphic violence, language and brief sexuality
Movie Release Date: August 21, 2009
There is no question that writer-director Quentin Tarantino is a brilliant film-maker. But there is some question about whether he has yet made a brilliant film. No one takes a more visceral pleasure in movies than he does but there...

Thursday August 20, 2009

X Games 3D: The Movie

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for extreme sports action and accidents
Movie Release Date: August 21, 2009
Kids, don't try this at home. 3D is X-treme film-making and thus well suited to the X Games, hyper-intense, hyper-dangerous, hyper-what are they thinking? sports that are closer to stunts. Young men compete on skateboard, snowboard, and on dirt bikes...

Thursday August 13, 2009

Ponyo

B
Audience: All Ages
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: August 14, 2009
Hayao Miyazaki has produced another trippy fantasia, this time a fish out of water story along the lines of "The Little Mermaid." A little girl goldfish with magical powers loves a little boy human and turns herself into a human,...

Thursday August 13, 2009

The Time Traveler's Wife

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for thematic elements, brief disturbing images, nudity and sexuality
Movie Release Date: August 14, 2009
Books and movies are two very different modes of expression. Books tend to be more subjective and internal, focusing on what the author or characters think and feel. Movies are usually better at showing what happens. Even a hugely popular...

Thursday August 13, 2009

Categories: Date movie, Drama, Movies, Musical

Bandslam

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some thematic elements and mild language
Movie Release Date: August 14, 2009
A little edgier than the "High School Musical" series and a little smarter than the usual tween fare, "Bandslam" is a refreshing late-summer treat for tweens, teens, and their families from the always-welcome Walden Media, a top provider of quality...

Thursday August 13, 2009

Categories: Comedy, Gross-out, Movies

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

B-
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for sexual content, nudity, pervasive language and some drug material
Movie Release Date: August 14, 2009
"The Goods" is an unabashedly outrageous comedy about a team of hard-charging, harder-living, hardest-partying "mercenary" car salesmen who go from town to town for short-term sales promotions, racking up huge sales numbers, eating take-out, going to strip clubs, getting wasted,...

Thursday August 13, 2009

District 9

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for bloody violence and pervasive language.
Movie Release Date: August 14, 2009
This is the smartest alien movie in quite a while. But then movies about creatures from other planets are never about the aliens; they're about the humans, and about what being human really means. It has cool and creepy giant...

Thursday August 6, 2009

Categories: Date movie, Drama, Movies, Romance

Adam

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for thematic material, sexual content and language
Movie Release Date: July 31, 2009
Adam (Hugh Dancy), appropriately shares his name with the first man because even though he lives in contemporary Manhattan, he is in a very real way new to the world. He seems at once tightly wound and untethered. When he...

Thursday August 6, 2009

Julie & Julia

A-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for brief strong language and some sensuality
Movie Release Date: August 7, 2009
"Julie & Julia" is -- I can't help it -- a scrumptiously satisfying film about writer/director Nora Ephron's two favorite subjects: food and marriage. It is based on two true stories. Julia Child revolutionized American notions about food with her...

Sunday August 2, 2009

Categories: Biography, Documentary, Movies

Yoo-Hoo, Mrs. Goldberg

B+
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: NR
Movie Release Date: July 10, 2009
Gertrude Berg is described in this sympathetic and engaging documentary as an earlier version of Oprah. She wrote every word of over twelve thousand scripts. She played the lead role and oversaw every element of the programs on radio, in...

Thursday July 23, 2009

G-Force

C
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild action and rude humor
Movie Release Date: July 24, 2009
Top voice talent and good 3D computer graphics cannot make up for the fact that this film is utterly synthetic as well as crass, loud, and vulgar. Even at a brief running time of under 90 minutes, it overstays its...

Thursday July 23, 2009

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Romance

The Ugly Truth

D
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for sexual content and language
Movie Release Date: July 24, 2009
There is little chemistry between co-stars Katherine Heigel and Gerard Butler in this charmless war of the sexes story, but there is even less chemistry between the two genres it tries to combine, the romantic comedy (sunny pop song over...

Thursday July 16, 2009

Categories: Date movie, Movies, Romance

500 Days of Summer

A-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual material and language
Movie Release Date: July 17, 2009
Like its winning hero, this movie wears its heart right on its sleeve. It lays it out for us right at the beginning, making it clear that "this is not a love story." Oh, and it is a work of...

Tuesday July 14, 2009

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

A
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for scary images, some violence, language and mild sensuality.
Movie Release Date: July 14, 2009
In his last two movies, Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) was becoming an adolescent. In this gripping and atmospheric film, based on the sixth book in the series, Harry Potter is becoming a man. He knows who he is and what...

Tuesday June 30, 2009

Public Enemies

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for gangster violence and some language
Movie Release Date: July 1, 2009
Back before the days when trashy faux celebrities from tawdry reality shows merited magazine covers and "gangsta" rappers postured and pretended to be killers, there was once a romanticized fascination with actual killers with names like "Baby Face" and "Pretty...

Thursday June 25, 2009

My Sister's Keeper

How far would you go to save your child's life? How far should you go? Those are the questions posed -- and largely ducked -- in this film based on the best-selling book, My Sister's Keeper, by Jodi Picoult. The...

Thursday June 4, 2009

Categories: Comedy, Gross-out, Movies

The Hangover

When things go wrong for us, it's tragedy. When they go wrong for someone else, it's funny. As Alan Dale says, comedy is a man in trouble. This comedy gives us four men in a lot of trouble following a...

Thursday May 21, 2009

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for mild action and brief language
Movie Release Date: May 22, 2009
Everything is bigger, better, and especially funnier in this sequel to the surprise hit Night at the Museum. In the original, Larry (Ben Stiller) was an unsuccessful inventor who took at job as a security guard at New York's Museum...

Thursday May 21, 2009

Terminator: Salvation

How can you have a war between humans and machines when the line between them is hard to find? In the first three Terminator movies, cyborgs from the future were sent back in time to prevent future leader of the...

Tuesday May 5, 2009

Categories: Documentary, Movies

Earth

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: April 22, 2009
This stunning valentine to our planet's plants and animals re-purposes some of the footage from the stunning documentary Planet Earth into a more narrative storyline, taking us through the seasons and across the globe to see nature's eternal themes of...

Thursday April 30, 2009

Categories: Drama, Family Issues, Movies

Is Anybody There?

B
Audience: High School
Movie Release Date: May 1, 2009
A boy whose parents turn their house into a nursing home can be expected to develop an interest in death. Ten year old Edward ("Son of Rambow's" Bill Milner) is more than interested. He is fascinated. And that is in...

Thursday April 23, 2009

Fighting

D
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for intense fight sequences, some sexuality and brief strong language
Movie Release Date: April 27, 2009
Terrence Howard's performance in "Fighting" is so bizarrely strange and awful that it occurred to me he might be hoping we didn't realize it was him. Howard plays Harvey, a street hustler who discovers Shawn, a gifted young boxer (Channing...

Thursday March 26, 2009

Categories: Based on a play, Drama, Movies

Spinning Into Butter

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language
Movie Release Date: March 27, 2009
The best of intentions and a welcome willingness to engage on the touchiest issues is not enough to keep this movie from feeling more like a seminar than a story. It betrays its origins as a play, still talky and...

Sunday March 22, 2009

Categories: Documentary, Movies

Robert Blecker Wants Me Dead

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Movie Release Date: March 20, 2009
Robert Blecker is one of the most outspoken -- and unexpected -- proponents of the death penalty. He does not try to base his argument on the death penalty as deterrent or to prevent the opportunity for further crimes. The...

Thursday March 19, 2009

Categories: Comedy, Gross-out, Movies

I Love You, Man

B-
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for pervasive language, including crude and sexual references
Movie Release Date: March 20, 2009
Paul Rudd is a national treasure. His smaller roles were a highlight of movies like "The 40 Year Old Virgin," "Knocked Up," and "Anchorman." He was charming in "Clueless," heartbreaking in "The Object of My Affection" and "The Shape of...

Thursday March 12, 2009

Categories: Comedy, Gross-out, Movies

Miss March

A smarmy premise becomes an unspeakably offensive movie in a mess that is not just disgusting but dull. I don't feel I need a bath after seeing it; I feel I need an exorcism. Remember the song "Centerfold?" That's pretty...

Thursday February 19, 2009

Must Read After My Death

A-
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Movie Release Date: February 20, 2009
A generation ago the technology first became widely available to allow families to document their lives with home movies and audio recordings. The use of these artifacts has transcended the "can you believe I used to look like that" and...

Thursday February 19, 2009

Categories: Comedy, Gross-out, Movies

Fanboys

"Fanboys" has less of a sense of humor about its subjects than they do about themselves. It is so afraid of offending the demographic that it cannot decide if it is making fun of passionate fans of popular culture or...

Thursday February 5, 2009

Push

If you add up all the recent movies about ordinary-looking people who walk among us with special hidden powers, you might conclude that there are no normal people left. The accountant next door might be a secret mutant, time traveler,...

Thursday January 15, 2009

Notorious

Christopher George Latore Wallace lived fast, died young, and left a very big corpse. He started dealing drugs as a young kid in Brooklyn, went to prison, and was killed at age 24 in a gang-style shooting that is still...

Friday December 12, 2008

The Day the Earth Stood Still

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some sci-fi disaster images and violence
Movie Release Date: December 12, 2008
In the 1951 version of The Day the Earth Stood Still, a spaceship landed in front of the Washington Monument to warn the people of earth that they were on the path to destruction. The problem then was the Cold...

Thursday December 11, 2008

Delgo

C
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: PG for sequences of fantasy action violence
Movie Release Date: December 12, 2008
The good news is that animation software is so widely available these days that just about anyone can make an animated film. That's also the bad news. It is now too easy to produce a professional-looking film without the same...

Thursday December 11, 2008

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies

Nothing Like the Holidays

Natalie Morales of ABC Family's The Middleman lists her three rules for a movie with Latino characters: Nobody calls anybody Papi. No dancing to salsa music. No gratuitous Spanish. By that standard, this latest entry in the dysfunctional family holiday...

Thursday December 4, 2008

Cadillac Records

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for pervasive language and some sexuality
Movie Release Date: December 5, 2008
In the words of Etta James, at last. At last, albeit imperfectly, the extraordinary story of the rise and fall of Chess Records has been given the loving attention it deserves. Magnificent performances and soul-shaking music make up for some...

Thursday November 6, 2008

Categories: Comedy, Gross-out, Movies

Role Models

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for crude and sexual content, strong language and nudity.
Movie Release Date: November 7, 2008
It takes some brains to make a good dumb comedy. Paul Rudd, who has been the best thing in too many films that ranged from dumb, to awful, to wildly uneven, has co-created a film that manages to insult the...

Thursday October 16, 2008

Categories: Documentary, Movies, Sports

Morning Light

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some language
Movie Release Date: October 17, 2008
This sunny documentary about a sailboat race across the Pacific Ocean is a bit of a throwback to the days when a night at the movies included some cartoons, a newsreel, and a travelogue. It has a lot of postcard-pretty...

Thursday October 2, 2008

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

There is no question that Nick (Michael Cera) and Norah (Kat Dennings) are destined for True Love. For one thing, they have the same taste in music. Nick is still making mixes for the girl who dumped him (Alexis Dziena...

Thursday September 25, 2008

The Duchess

B
Audience: High School
Movie Release Date: September 26, 2008
Kiera Knightly plays 18th century aristocrat Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire in this muddled but eye-filling saga of an ancestor of Diana, Princess of Wales, who shared her status as a fashion icon, heartbroken wife of a man in love with...

Thursday September 25, 2008

Nights in Rodanthe

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some sensuality.
Movie Release Date: September 26, 2008
Of course Richard Gere is going to fall in love with Diane Lane in this movie. How could he resist her and why would he try? Certainly the audience will fall in love with her, too. There is no actress...

Thursday September 18, 2008

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies

Tyler Perry's The Family That Preys

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for thematic material, sexual references and brief violence.
Movie Release Date: September 12, 2008
Tyler Perry's latest film is more traditional and with a more consistent tone than his "Medea" movies, but it has his trademark trio: sincerity, spirituality, and story. And if he passes on that other "s" -- subtlety, that's all right....

Thursday September 11, 2008

Categories: Documentary, Movies

FLOW: For Love of Water

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: NR
Movie Release Date: September 19, 2008
Americans take for granted our most precious and vital resource. We assume that when we turn on the tap, the water that comes out will be perfectly safe and more than plentiful, endless. And then there are those rows and...

Thursday September 11, 2008

Categories: Based on a book, Drama, Movies

Towelhead

Alicia Erian's semi-autobiographical novel about a young girl coming of age has been brought to the screen by writer/director Alan Ball, whose "American Beauty" and "Six Feet Under" explored the darker side of sunny suburban streets. This is the story...

Wednesday August 27, 2008

Traitor

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for intense violent sequences, thematic material and brief language
Movie Release Date: August 27, 2008
A timely story, some welcome complexity, and a compelling performance elevate this story of terrorism above the usual bang-bang. Don Cheadle plays Samir, a person of interest being tracked by the authorities for his possible involvement in terrorist activities. He...

Thursday August 21, 2008

Categories: Comedy, Movies

The House Bunny

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sex-related humor, partial nudity and brief strong language.
Movie Release Date: August 23, 2008
Being a good sport is part of what makes Anna Faris such a gifted comic actress. She has never had any hesitation about doing whatever it takes to be funny, no matter how ridiculous, embarrassing, or dangerous. Through the...

Thursday August 21, 2008

The Longshots

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some thematic elements, mild language and brief rude humor.
Movie Release Date: August 23, 2008
A little bit of grittiness keeps this fact-based story of a girl who plays football from getting too sugary. The talented Keke Palmer of Akeelah and the Bee gives a beautifully understated, witty, and sincere performance as Jasmine, the first...

Thursday August 14, 2008

Fly Me to the Moon

C
Audience: All Ages
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: August 13, 2008
Don't try to swat that enormous insect buzzing a few inches above your popcorn. It's a hologram-like image hovering in front of you and it is part of the movie. Yes, you have to wear the clunky glasses, but...

Tuesday August 5, 2008

Categories: Comedy, Gross-out, Movies

Pineapple Express

C
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for pervasive language, drug use, sexual references and violence.
Movie Release Date: August 8, 2008
Another week, another Apatow movie. Another Apatow movie, another story of lame, pot-smoking slackers up to all kinds of hijinks and discovering the true meaning of friendship. Sigh. Comedy is often grounded in the pleasure of seeing someone get away...

Thursday July 31, 2008

The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for adventure action and violence
Movie Release Date: August 1, 2008
Salt the popcorn and settle your gigantic soda in the cup-holder. Brendan Fraser is back and just as important, so are the mummies. Strictly speaking, these guys are not mummies, but they're close enough. It's only been nine years since...

Thursday July 24, 2008

The X-Files: I Want to Believe

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for violent and disturbing content and thematic material
Movie Release Date: July 25, 2008
I want to believe, too, but this movie did not make it happen. Six years after the record-breaking television series ended its run, this attempt to carry the franchise forward is unlikely to make any new fans or entirely satisfy...

Thursday July 10, 2008

Journey to the Center of the Earth

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for intense adventure action and some scary moments
Movie Release Date: July 11, 2008
The most impressive achievement from Brendan Fraser and Josh Hutcherson in this 3D action -adventure is holding our attention as it feels like we are being chased by a drooling dinosaur and squirted with something really ooky. Fraser plays a...

Thursday June 19, 2008

Get Smart

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some rude humor, action violence and language
Movie Release Date: June 20, 2008
The big-screen version of the classic 1960's television show created by Mel Brooks and Buck Henry is more than an update. It shrewdly tweaks the original, making its hero, Maxwell Smart (Steve Carell) smarter and more capable than the bumbling...

Thursday May 15, 2008

Categories: Based on a book, Drama, Movies

Fugitive Pieces

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some sexuality.
Movie Release Date: May 16, 2008
In this impressionistic, rose-and honey-toned memory piece, young Jacob hides from the Nazis in 1941 Poland but his parents are killed and his sister is captured. The terrified boy is discovered by a Greek archaeologist, who takes him in and...

Thursday April 24, 2008

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Like the effects of the marijuana laced with cocaine smoked by a world leader near the end of this movie, the sequel to Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle combines a literally dopey stoner comedy buzz with an electric...

Friday April 18, 2008

Categories: Documentary, Movies, Musical

Young@Heart

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild language and thematic elements.
Movie Release Date: April 21, 2008
In School of Rock Jack Black taught a classroom of 10-year-olds that rock and roll music is always about one thing: Sticking it to The Man. A new documentary about a chorus of performers in their 80's and 90's shows...

Friday April 18, 2008

Categories: Movies

88 Minutes

C-
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for disturbing violent content, brief nudity and language.
Movie Release Date: April 19, 2008
This non-thrilling thriller is so full of howlers and slippery plot holes that it should slide off the screen, which would be a relief to everyone there. It is at least 88 minutes too long. Al Pacino plays Dr....

Tuesday April 15, 2008

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Genre, Movies, Reviews

Juno

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for mature thematic material, sexual content and language.
Movie Release Date: December 5, 2007
It's time for the q-word again. Every year, it seems, there is some audience-favorite-quirky-little-indy -- that category is now a genre of its own, like thriller and romantic comedy. 2006's Little Miss Sunshine was called "this year's Napoleon Dynamite....

Thursday April 10, 2008

Categories: Drama, Independent, Movies, Romance

Smart People

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language, brief teen drug and alcohol use, and for some sexuality.
Movie Release Date: April 11, 2008
A burned-out literature professor named Lawrence Wetherhold (Dennis Quaid) has written an "unpublishable" book called The Price of Postmodernism: Epistemology, Hermeneutics and the Literary Canon. Of course it is unpublishable. Everyone knows that the part of the title that comes...

Wednesday April 9, 2008

Street Kings

C
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong violence and pervasive language.
Movie Release Date: April 11, 2008
"Street Kings" is a like a Cliff's Notes version of Training Day not that Training Day was any special challenge to the mental muscle. Corruption is bad, we get it. At least that movie had a sizzling performance and an...

Thursday April 3, 2008

Categories: Movies, Sports

Leatherheads

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for brief strong language.
Movie Release Date: April 4, 2008
Like the 1925 ragtag professional football team it follows, this movie has more high spirits than ability to deliver. George Clooney directs and stars in this affectionate tribute to 1920's "professional" football and 1930's movie comedies, but it it captures...

Friday March 28, 2008

Beaufort

A-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Movie Release Date: March 28, 2008
'Beaufort," the first Israeli movie nominated for the best foreign film Oscar in 24 years, is a meditation on the tragic ironies that soldiers face while ending an 18-year occupation of a medieval fortress in Lebanon. Despite their valor, the...

Thursday March 13, 2008

Categories: Movies

Never Back Down

There have been a number of very successful films lately that show one or more high school kids participating in some form of ultimate competition, usually involving dance or sports. The form is as predictable as a limerick: Good-hearted but...

Thursday March 6, 2008

10,000 B.C.

C
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sequences of intense action and violence.
Movie Release Date: March 7, 2008
If you are ten years old, a fan of video games, and have a short attention span and no knowledge of history, you will love this movie. The further you stray from these core qualifications, the less you will love...

Thursday March 6, 2008

The Bank Job

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for sexual content, nudity, violence and language.
Movie Release Date: March 7, 2008
Ah, the pleasures of the heist film. Something for nothing. Sticking it to The Man. Tricky problems solved by clever people both in the planning stages and on the spot. And, just to make it really fun, sometimes, as here,...

Friday February 29, 2008

Categories: Fantasy, Movies, Romance

Penelope

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for thematic elements, some innuendo and language.
Movie Release Date: February 29, 2008
This off-beat and uneven fairy tale has something in common with its heroine -- an uncertain incongruity. That heroine is Penelope (Christina Ricci), an educated, wealthy young woman with a loving heart and the nose of a pig. More of...

Thursday February 21, 2008

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies

Charlie Bartlett

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language, drug content and brief nudity.
Movie Release Date: February 22, 2008
Charlie Bartlett (Anton Yelchin) has been kicked out of so many posh prep schools that the only thing left to try is the local public school. At first, he shows up wearing his prep school blazer and carrying an attaché...

Thursday February 7, 2008

Categories: Comedy, Gross-out, Movies

The Hottie & the Nottie

D
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content.
Movie Release Date: February 8, 2008
This pea-brained vanity production does not have the energy to remember from one scene to the next what it is about or why it is on screen. It is attention-deficit film-making. Famous-for-being-famous Paris Hilton is not only the star, but...

Thursday February 7, 2008

Categories: Comedy, Movies

Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content, language and some drug references.
Movie Release Date: February 8, 2008
“Family is a 24-7 reality check,” explains one of the parade of nightmare relatives. “This is one hell of a family,” says another. These two statements pretty much summarize the movie. And that’s the good news. Family reunions on screen...

Thursday January 31, 2008

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Romance

Over Her Dead Body

This movie starts out badly, gets much worse, and then after it is just dull for a while, it veers off into a whole new category of awful. Stay away. The premise is promising. How do we know? Because it...

Thursday January 24, 2008

Categories: Movies, Musical

How She Move

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some drug content, suggestive material and language.
Movie Release Date: January 25, 2008
Raya Green (Rutina Wesley) has to go back home because her Caribbean immigrant parents can no longer afford the tuition at her tony private school. They spent that money on drug rehab for Raya's sister. But they were unable to...

Thursday January 24, 2008

Categories: Movies

U2 3D

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: January 23, 2008
"U2 in 3D" doesn't just give you the feeling of being at a rock concert. It gives you the feeling of being a rock star. Super-big, super-close, super-clear, and super-charged, it broke the record for the most 3-D cameras used...

Thursday January 17, 2008

Categories: Comedy, Genre, Movies, Romance

27 Dresses

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for language, some innuendo and sexuality.
Movie Release Date: January 18, 2007
Jane has a special closet in her apartment filled with 27 dresses so ugly that only two things can be true: (1) they were all bridesmaid's dresses, and that means (2) all 27 brides assured her that they could...

Friday January 11, 2008

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything-A Veggie Tales Movie

B-
Audience: Preschool
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: January 11, 2008
The Veggie Tales have produced a series of popular computer-animated videos for children and their families, with fruit and vegetable-inspired characters in engaging and funny stories with gentle moral overtones. Their new feature film does not mention God, as the...

Thursday January 10, 2008

Categories: Comedy, Genre, Movies

First Sunday

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for language, some sexual humor, and brief drug references.
Movie Release Date: January 11, 2008
Ice Cube was once a member of the fiercely provocative gangsta rap group N.W.A. (for N****** With Attitude). He is now a prolific Hollywood producer with franchise films from R-rated (the Friday series) to family-friendly (Are We There Yet?)....

Friday January 4, 2008

There Will Be Blood

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: R for some violence
Movie Release Date: January 4, 2008
It opens with a scorching contrast of light and darkness. Alone at the bottom of a dark pit, Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis) stubbornly scratches and claws in the mud. High above, a pitiless sun bleaches a remote desert landscape. Plainview...

Monday December 24, 2007

The Water-Horse

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some action/peril, mild language and brief smoking.
Movie Release Date: December 25, 2007
In the grand tradition of "he followed me home -- can I keep him?" movies, we have seen movies about children who are brought to adventure and understanding through dogs, horses, cats, a whale, a dolphin, dragons, geese, and...

Monday December 24, 2007

Persepolis

Marjane Satrapi brings her award-winning graphic memoir to the screen in a powerful story of growing up in Iran as the Shah was ousted and hopes for democracy were crushed by the rise of the fundamentalists. Named for the legendary...

Thursday December 20, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Genre, Movies, Musical, Reviews

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

B+
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for sexual content, graphic nudity, drug use and language.
Movie Release Date: December 21, 2007
Childhood tragedy and attendant guilt feelings. A big career-defining concert followed by a flashback of everything that went before. Adults amazed by early evidence of extraordinary talent and feel for music. Tragedy and loss to overcome. A first wife who...

Thursday December 20, 2007

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

B+
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for graphic bloody violence.
Movie Release Date: December 21, 2007
There could be no better match for the gothic saga of the barber who slit men's throats and the baker who made their bodies into pies than director Tim Burton, the master of the macabre. Here working with Johnny...

Friday December 14, 2007

The Kite Runner

This faithful adaptation of the worldwide best-seller puts a struggle for personal redemption and atonement in the context of devastating divides, ethnic, cultural, poltical, and moral, set in Afghanistan before, during, and after the Soviet invasion of 1979. Loyalty,...

Tuesday December 4, 2007

Atonement

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for disturbing war images, language and some sexuality.
Movie Release Date: December 7, 2007
Little toy jungle animals are lined up on the rug. Typewriter keys bang like gunshots. Briony (Saoirse Ronan) is writing a play called "The Trials of Arabella." It is 1935 England, a dream of a summer afternoon on a...

Tuesday December 4, 2007

The Golden Compass

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sequences of fantasy violence.
Movie Release Date: December 5, 2007
Lyra Belacqua (Dakota Blue Richards) is disobedient, obstinate, crafty, and skeptical. In other words, she challenges authority, she is is a creative thinker, and she is in the grand tradition of the heroes of classic adventure stories. And this...

Tuesday December 4, 2007

The Golden Compass

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sequences of fantasy violence.
Movie Release Date: December 5, 2007
Lyra Belacqua (Dakota Blue Richards) is disobedient, obstinate, crafty, and skeptical. In other words, she challenges authority, she is is a creative thinker, and she is in the grand tradition of the heroes of classic adventure stories. And this...

Monday December 3, 2007

The Nanny Diaries

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for language
Movie Release Date: August 24, 2007
Oh, we all love to feel superior to rich people, don't we? It makes us feel so nice and smug. They may have the fancy apartments and couture, but we have a lock on authenticity and unpretentiousness, right? That's...

Monday December 3, 2007

Categories: DVDs, Documentary, Genre, Movies, Reviews

Arctic Tale

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: G
Movie Release Date: July 30, 2007
The people behind "March of the Penguins" have put together another endearing story of life in the coldest place on earth. This time, it is the story of two newborns, a polar bear called Nanu and a walrus named Seela....

Thursday November 15, 2007

Love in the Time of Cholera

B-
Audience: Adult
MPAA Rating: Rated R for sexual content/nudity and brief language
Movie Release Date: November 16, 2007
In the most incongruous mismatch of literature and movie treatment since Demi Moore flounced around in "The Scarlet Letter," director Mike Newell has taken a lyrical meditation on love, patience, devotion, loss, betrayal, and fever and turned it into...

Wednesday November 7, 2007

Categories: Drama, Genre, Movies, Reviews

Lions for Lambs

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: MPAA Rating: R for some war violence and language
Movie Release Date: November 9, 2007
It is more op-ed than movie. "Lions for Lambs" is a well-meaning attempt to encapsulate and move forward one segment of our current political debates. But it is mostly speeches, not stories....

Sunday October 21, 2007

O Jerusalem

C
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some war scenes
Movie Release Date: October 17, 2007
Good intentions often make bad movies....

Sunday October 21, 2007

O Jerusalem

C
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some war scenes
Movie Release Date: October 17, 2007
Good intentions often make bad movies....

Thursday October 18, 2007

Categories: Movies

Ira & Abby

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and some sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Everyone can tell that Abby (played by screenwriter Jennifer Westfeldt) is adorable. Her parents dote on her. A jittery subway mugger is disarmed by her – literally. She has not managed to sell a single membership at the health club...

Thursday October 4, 2007

The Jane Austen Book Club

I'm pretty sure that Jane Austen never thought of including a lesbian jumping out of an airplane in any of her books, and yet somehow that scene fits in just fine in this story of six people who get together...

Monday September 24, 2007

Categories: Drama, Movies, Thriller

The Kingdom

The highlight of this film is over by the time it begins. A brief credit sequence outlines the relationship between the US and Saudi Arabia in provocative, trenchant terms covering the Saudi nationality of Osama Bin Laden and most 9/11...

Thursday September 20, 2007

Resident Evil: Extinction

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong horror violence throughout and some nudity.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Those meanies at the Umbrella Corporation are at it again in the third chapter of this series based on the popular computer game. That pesky virus they allowed to escape has wiped out nearly all life on earth except for...

Friday August 24, 2007

Categories: Drama, Movies

Chalk

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
A kinder, gentler mockumentary, this black and white film's greatest strength and weakness is its unwillingness to be too tough on the high school teachers and administrators it portrays. The writers, director, and stars of this movie are all former...

Thursday August 23, 2007

Categories: Biography, Drama, Movies

Into the Wild

A-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and some nudity.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Every one of us at times hears the call of the wild, to match the wild of the outdoors to the wild that is inside us, to leave behind all of the petty complications of civilization and test ourselves down...

Tuesday August 21, 2007

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Thriller

Illegal Tender

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for violence, language and some sexuality.
Movie Release Date: 2007
There's a chance, but a very slight chance that 20 years from now this could be one of those films whose pulpiness overcomes its dopiness. But I doubt it. Oh, it is fun to see Wanda de Jesus get all...

Monday August 20, 2007

Categories: Documentary, Movies

11th Hour

Leonardo DiCaprio has produced a thoughtful, important film about a vitally important subject, the devastating impact of industrial development on the fragile environment. He has assembled an impressive collection of scholars and world leaders to emphasize the precariousness of the...

Tuesday August 14, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies

The Nanny Diaries

C
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Oh, we all love to feel superior to rich people, don't we? It makes us feel so nice and smug. They may have the fancy apartments and couture, but we have a lock on authenticity and unpretentiousness, right? That's what...

Thursday August 2, 2007

Underdog

C
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for rude humor, mild language and action.
Movie Release Date: 2007
There may be no need to fear now that Underdog is here, but there is no reason to feel very happy, either. This live-action adaptation of the 1960's animated television show substitutes special effects for satire. The animated series was...

Tuesday July 31, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Movies

Hot Rod

Even when this movie is at its dumbest, and that is very, very dumb indeed, even when it launches, or, I should say, lurches, into its umpeenth attempt to find humor in having its main character get beat up/crushed/knocked over...

Tuesday July 31, 2007

Categories: Animation, Comedy, Movies

The Simpsons Movie

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for irreverent humor throughout.
Movie Release Date: 2007
"I can't believe we're paying to see something we get to see on TV for free. Everyone in this theater is a giant sucker, especialy YOU." And thus, Homer Simpson lets us know that he's onto us, as he has...

Wednesday July 18, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Romance

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

There are none so straight as those who pretend to be gay. That seems to be the premise of Adam Sandler’s latest slacker comedy. But its mild pleasures are spoiled by its belief that homophobic humor can be somehow sanitized...

Wednesday July 18, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Musical

Hairspray

I am not sure which is the more amusingly surprising -- the idea that one of the most painful struggles in American history could become the subject of a light musical comedy, or the idea that it comes from one...

Tuesday July 10, 2007

Categories: Drama, Movies

Resurrecting the Champ

C-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some violence and brief language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Critic-turned-writer/director Rod Lurie produces old-fashioned potboilers, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. His unabashed melodramas can be refreshing in an era when very little of what we see onscreen takes on big issues or provocative positions. But this time,...

Sunday July 1, 2007

Transformers

The surprising transformation here is not from machines into enormous robots but from a modest Saturday morning cartoon based on a line of toys into 2007's most exhilarating summer movie, able to transform audiences of all ages into 12-year-old fanboys....

Sunday July 1, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Romance

License to Wed

The best thing about "License to Wed" is that John Krasinski and Mandy Moore have enough of that ever-elusive quality — chemistry — that an impending marriage seems possible if not likely. They easily get us on their side. The...

Tuesday June 26, 2007

Live Free or Die Hard

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for intense adventure action and some scary moments.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Just as Entertainment Weekly picks the 1988 Die Hard as the greatest action movie of all time, Bruce Willis comma-ti-yi-yippies it up again for NYPD’s John McClane’s fourth explosion-and-wisecrack-fest. Number three is still my favorite, but this latest installment has...

Sunday June 24, 2007

Ratatouille

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated G
Movie Release Date: 2007
Pixar's latest release is brilliantly animated, and a lot of fun. But it does not have a clear sense of who its audience is, and families with children who are looking for the next Finding Nemo may find themselves puzzled....

Sunday June 24, 2007

Categories: Documentary, Movies

Sicko

A-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for brief strong language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Presenting symptoms: queasiness, fever, hyperventilation, and mood swings. Diagnosis: You've just seen Michael Moore's latest film, "Sicko." As the tagline says, "This might hurt a little." Moore's record-breaking documentaries have taken on guns (Bowling for Columbine), the war in Iraq...

Monday June 18, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Movies

Evan Almighty

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for mild rude humor and some peril.
Movie Release Date: 2007
There isn't one single surprise in this movie, at least not for anyone who has seen the trailer, except perhaps for its sweetness. Yes, this is another movie about a family that is brought together by an unusual adventure and...

Friday June 15, 2007

Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer

If not exactly meriting the term "fantastic" yet, this second installment is a slight improvement over the "first" film. ("First" is in quotes because there was a legendary 1994 never-released quickie made only to preserve the studio's rights to the...

Wednesday June 6, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Crime, Movies, Thriller

Ocean's 13

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for brief sensuality.
Movie Release Date: 2007
The first one was fun for them to make and us to watch. For the second one, clearly the Oceanists were having more fun than the audience. George Clooney has joked that the third "Oceans" film should be called "The...

Wednesday May 30, 2007

Categories: Drama, Movies

Gracie

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for brief sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2007
When it rains, baseball players go to the locker rooms and put on their street clothes, but soccer players stay on the field, according to father/coach Bryan Bowen (Dermot Mulroney). So we get not one but two high-tension moments as...

Tuesday May 29, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Thriller

Severance

Severance is a quirky yet compellingly gory tale of a few great characters begrudgingly forced to spend a weekend together. And then they are hunted down, suffer grizzly deaths, and are, for the most part, never heard from again. Writer/director...

Wednesday May 23, 2007

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Thriller

Mr. Brooks

I have to give this film credit for embracing its craziness. This is one movie that proudly raises its freak flag high and lets it wave. But that does not mean it works. Mr. Brooks (Kevin Costner) is an upstanding...

Wednesday May 23, 2007

Surf's Up

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for mild language and some rude humor.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Every so often an unpretentious little charmer like "Surf's Up" darts ahead of the pack of big, over-hyped, over-long, resistance-is-futile summer blockbusters lumbering into multiplexes. This one is as refreshing as an ice cream cone after a hot day. The...

Monday May 21, 2007

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Even in a summer blockbuster, sometimes less is more. Especially when it comes to the story. They throw in so many plots, so many battles, so many tonal shifts, so many characters, and ultimately so many Captain Jack Sparrows that...

Wednesday May 16, 2007

Shrek the Third

Did you ever wonder what happens to the villains while the hero and heroine are living happily ever after? We get to find out in this third chapter in the saga of Shrek. In the previous episode, Prince Charming failed...

Wednesday May 9, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance

Georgia Rule

C
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for sexual content and some language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Minow rule: If Hector Elizondo barely makes an appearance in a Garry Marshall film, watch out. Or, I should say, don't watch. Marshall wisely does his best to include the talented Elizondo in every one of his films. If the...

Tuesday May 8, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Romance

Fast Track

Painfully overlong at under 90 minutes, "The Ex" (formerly known as "Fast Track") is a clunky, lead-footed disaster, the stunning incompetence of its script and direction only exceeded by the shocking array of talented and successful performers who struggle in...

Saturday May 5, 2007

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Thriller

Jindabyne

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for disturbing images, language and some nudity.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Parents should know that this film deals with very disturbing themes, including the discovery of the dead body of a young woman who may have been raped. There are scenes of nudity and graphic wounds. Characters drink (sometimes to excess),...

Wednesday May 2, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies

Lucky You

C
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some language and sexual humor.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Maybe if it had been made in the 1940's or 50's in black and white, maybe if it starred Frank Sinatra and Lee Remick, maybe if we had never seen better films like "The Hustler," maybe this script might have...

Sunday April 29, 2007

Spider-Man 3

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sequences of intense action violence.
Movie Release Date: 2007
It isn't just Spider-Man who loses his way in the third and last installment. It's the movie. A superhero movie should have (1) cool special effects, (2) a great villain, (3) thrilling action scenes, and (4) just enough plot to...

Wednesday April 25, 2007

Next

If Philip K. Dick could have seen into the future, he would never have agreed to have his story "The Golden Man" be adapted into a movie, at least not this movie. Nicolas Cage, who also produced, plays Chris Johnson,...

Monday April 16, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance

Knocked Up

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for sexual content, drug use and language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Here's the secret for making a raunchy comedy work -- it has to be sweet and even a little bit romantic. What the makers of films like American Pie and The 40-Year-Old Virgin understood is that the "oh, no, they...

Friday April 13, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance

In the Land of Women

If you've see the ads with vulnerable cutie Adam Brody from "The O.C." kissing willowy cutie Kristen Stewart (the kid in Panic Room and growing up very nicely), you probably think it must be a romantic comedy. That's what they...

Friday April 13, 2007

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Thriller

Fracture

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and some violent content.
Movie Release Date: 2007
This is not a who-dun-it. It's a will-they-be-able-to-prove-it. As in the old Columbo television series, we know from the beginning who pulled the trigger. We see Ted Crawford (Anthony Hopkins) shoot his wife in the head because she was having...

Wednesday April 11, 2007

Disturbia

This nicely nifty little thriller takes Hitchcock's classic Rear Window and updates it to the era of cell phones and webcams. Kale (Shia LeBeouf) is under house arrest for hitting a teacher. For three months, he has to wear an...

Friday April 6, 2007

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Thriller

Perfect Stranger

Was Ashley Judd at the hairdresser the day this script came in? She's usually the star of movies like this -- the low-level potboiler with the plucky girl in jeopardy, and Morgan Freeman around somewhere to give some sage advice....

Thursday April 5, 2007

Categories: Movies, Thriller

The Reaping

Ancient scrolls foretell the birth of an evil child begat of an unholy union between an episode of "The X-Files" and Nicolas Cage’s The Wicker Man, from the branch of the family that produced Children of the Corn. Okay, so...

Wednesday April 4, 2007

Grindhouse

NOTE: This movie has extremely graphic, grisly, violent, and disgusting images, situations, and characters. It is not appropriate for anyone under 18 or for many adults. The positive rating is only for its intended audience, fans of this genre. Famously...

Sunday April 1, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Family Issues, Movies

Are We Done Yet?

C-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some innuendos and brief language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Is it over yet? Please? Ice Cube's Are We There Yet? was tough enough to sit through, though unaccountably successful. Thus, we have this doubly unnecessary sequel. It is so creatively bankrupt that it has to teeter not just on...

Wednesday March 28, 2007

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Thriller

The Lookout

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language, some violence and sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2007
In this tense and twisty thriller, our narrator and central figure is Chris (the stunning Joseph Gordon-Levitt), a one-time high school hockey star and dreamboat who was brain-damaged in a car crash on prom night. Now, he works as the...

Wednesday March 28, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Romance

Blades of Glory

Will Ferrell seems to be working his way through every sport ever covered on ESPN. With figure skating, he has found a target-rich environment for comedy. The collision of sport and showbiz is nowhere more intense than in an Olympic...

Thursday March 22, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies

The Hoax

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
What is it about liars that makes them the focus of so many movies? In the past few months alone we've had Breech (from the same writer/director who gave us another real-life liar story, Shattered Glass) and Colour Me Kubrick:...

Thursday March 22, 2007

Meet the Robinsons

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated G
Movie Release Date: 2007
At times, all of us feel like strangers in the world. In Disney's bight, colorful, CGI animated film (available in 3D in some locations), Lewis (voice of Daniel Hansen) is left on the steps of an orphanage as a baby...

Wednesday March 21, 2007

The Last Mimzy

Two children find toys that make them more intelligent and powerful and send them on an adventure in this fine story for 4th-8th graders and their families. After he plays with the toys, Noah (Chris O'Neil) doesn't need his glasses...

Wednesday March 21, 2007

Categories: Drama, Movies

Pride

Like all sports stories, this is about teamwork, but the team that matters here is Terrence Howard and Bernie Mac who bring such conviction and authenticity to this story of an inner-city Pennsylvania 70's swim team that you can smell...

Friday March 16, 2007

Shooter

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong graphic violence and some language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Pulitzer prize-winning film critic Stephen Hunter of the Washington Post has seen a lot of movies, both good and bad, and this film, based on his highly cinematic novel Point of Impact, shows an able, if somewhat derivative, sense of...

Friday March 16, 2007

TMNT

They're teenagers, they're mutants, they're ninjas, and they're turtles. Up from the sewers by way of some handy toxic waste, those Renaissance-named, three-fingered, ninja-fighting, pizza-eating turtle siblings are back in their first all-CGI adventure. They say funny-tough things like, "I'm...

Friday March 16, 2007

Hot Fuzz

Those Shaun of the Dead guys are at it again. Having put a comedic stake through the heart of the zombie movie, they are now going after brainless cop films. Simon Pegg, the clueless Shaun in the last film, here...

Friday March 16, 2007

Categories: Drama, Movies, Romance

Away From Her

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some strong language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Parents should know that this is a very sad movie with themes that may be disturbing to some audience members. Characters use brief strong language. Families who see this movie should talk about some of their own stories about losing...

Thursday March 15, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance

I Think I Love My Wife

C
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for pervasive language and some sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Chris Rock has often said he admires the work of Woody Allen, and in Rock’s latest film, "I Think I Love My Wife," the comedian tries to channel a very “Allen” vibe. Like Allen, he writes, directs, and stars. And...

Tuesday March 13, 2007

Categories: Drama, Fantasy, Movies, Thriller

Premonition

With little style and no substance, this low-wattage forgettable thriller plays like a rejected episode of "The Twilight Zone." Linda (Sandra Bullock) wakes up every day in a different reality (and a different sleeping outfit -- she has quite the...

Thursday March 1, 2007

300

"Everyone will kneel to you -- if you will kneel to me." That is the offer made by a gold-dusted, multi-pierced Xerxes of Persia to King Lionidas (Gerard Butler) of Sparta in this visually sumptuous version of the battle of...

Wednesday February 28, 2007

Zodiac

We still don't know for sure who was -- or is -- the California serial killer known as the Zodiac, the name he used in a series of letters he sent to San Francisco newspapers in the late 1960's and...

Tuesday February 27, 2007

Wild Hogs

C-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content, and some violence.
Movie Release Date: 2007
It was almost 40 years ago that Easy Rider made a motorcycle road trip the ultimate baby boomer emblem of freedom and adventure. Now John Travolta, William H. Macy, Martin Lawrence and Tim Allen play the uneasiest of riders in...

Thursday February 22, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Crime, Movies

Reno 911!: Miami

Silly cops have been a staple of comedy since Shakespeare created the character of Dogberry in Much Ado About Nothing. They've been a staple of movie comedy from the Keystone Kops of the silent era through the Police Academy and...

Tuesday February 20, 2007

Categories: Drama, Movies, Thriller

The Number 23

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for violence, disturbing images, sexuality and language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
There are 23 things wrong with this movie. Or maybe there are 24. Or 165. To be honest, I lost count. Despite this film's best efforts, it never persuaded me that there was anything special about the number 23.It began...

Sunday February 18, 2007

Ghost Rider

C
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for horror violence and disturbing images.
Movie Release Date: 2007
"Ghost Rider" needs a new ghost writer. Well, it needs something. You might not think that a movie based on a comic book about a flaming skeleton in a leather outfit who rides a (literally) hot motorcycle and has a...

Thursday February 8, 2007

Categories: Drama, Movies, Thriller

Hannibal Rising

My first Hannibal Lecter was Brian Cox in Manhunter . As dazzling as Anthony Hopkins was, that's still my favorite Hannibal portrayal. Like Hopkins, Cox showed us Lecter's mesmerizing stillness and unnervingly penetrating mind. In both Manhunter and The Silence...

Tuesday February 6, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Romance

Norbit

Eddie Murphy has taken his love for playing multiple roles, his love for Jerry Lewis (who also loved playing multiple roles), his love for racial humor, his love for crude humor, his love for himself, and -- to be charitable...

Monday February 5, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Musical, Romance

Music & Lyrics

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Comedy that is actually funny plus romance that is actually sweet equals a sunny little valentine to brighten the winter doldrums. And -- I can't help saying it -- Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore go together like music and lyrics....

Saturday February 3, 2007

Categories: Action/Adventure, Drama, Movies

The Astronaut Farmer

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for thematic material, peril and language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Once upon a time there was a farmer who wanted to build a rocket ship and orbit the earth. And there were some evil ogres who wanted to stop him. That's the best way to describe this slight fairy tale...

Saturday February 3, 2007

Categories: Drama, Movies, Thriller

Breach

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for violence, sexual content and language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Robert Hanssen was the head of the Soviet department in the FBI. And he was working for the enemy. Over a period of 22 years, he sold vital secrets to the Soviet and Russian governments for $1.5 million, resulting in...

Saturday February 3, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance

Black Snake Moan

Things are not going well for Lazarus (Samuel L. Jackson). He has been living a life right out of a blues song. His wife left him. For his brother. And now, he has found an almost-naked young woman, badly beaten,...

Saturday February 3, 2007

Bridge to Terabithia

Thirty years ago, a young mother named Katherine Paterson wrote a book to console her son David after his close friend was killed in an accident. That book went on to win the Newberry, children's publishing's highest honor, and to...

Saturday February 3, 2007

Categories: Drama, Movies

The Namesake

Ashima (Indian superstar Tabu) pauses before entering the living room to meet her prospective bridegroom and his family. Their shoes have been left outside the door, according to the customs of her home in India. Ashima sees that inside the...

Friday February 2, 2007

Categories: Drama, Movies, Thriller

The Messengers

The trailers for "The Messengers" don’t do it justice — there’s a lot more potential in this movie than appears in the Grudge- and The Omen-like snippets shown as teasers. The idea isn't bad. It’s in living up to this...

Sunday January 28, 2007

Categories: Drama, Movies

The Situation

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for violence, language and a scene of sexuality.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Parents should know that this film contains disturbing wartime violence involving military and insurgent groups. Characters are injured and killed. There are some non-explicit sexual situations. Characters drink, smoke, and use some strong language. A strength of the movie is...

Thursday January 25, 2007

Categories: Drama, Fantasy, Movies, Romance

Blood and Chocolate

There was enthusiastic applause in the theater when the name of author Annette Curtis Klause appeared in the opening credits. The book, about a teenage girl in Maryland whose werewolf issues serve as a metaphor for the sometimes-disturbing forces in...

Tuesday January 23, 2007

Smokin' Aces

This is a flashy, nasty, hyper-violent story about a lot of people who are very, very interested in a snitch, magician and five time entertainer-of-the-year Buddy "Aces" Israel (Jeremy Piven). He's about to turn state's evidence against his long-time cronies...

Monday January 22, 2007

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance

Catch and Release

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content, language and some drug use.
Movie Release Date: 2007
For the first time, screenwriter Susannah Grant not only writes but directs with this messy romantic weepie about a woman whose fiance is killed just before the wedding. Grant is known for writing movies with strong female characters, from Disney's...

Friday January 19, 2007

The Hitcher

F+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong bloody violence, terror and language.
Movie Release Date: 2007
John Ryder returns in this remake of the 1986 horror film, and this time he has his eyes (and knives, and guns, and fleet of constantly-changing automobiles-turned-weapons) on not the young man driving but the young woman in the passenger’s...

Monday January 8, 2007

Arthur and the Invisibles

Director Luc Besson is known for his striking visuals and his mash-ups of sentimental, even corny moments with intense, graphic violence. At his best, in films like The Professional and The Fifth Element, these juxtapositions work well. But here, in...

Wednesday January 3, 2007

Code Name: Cleaner

C
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content, crude humor and some violence.
Movie Release Date: 2007
With a script that couldn't find 22 minutes of jokes to fill a sitcom on the USA Network, even Cedric the Entertainer can't make this attempt at comedy anything but inert. It want to be a spy spoof. It's a...

Tuesday January 2, 2007

Happily Never After

B-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild action and rude humor.
Movie Release Date: 2007
As an Empress of Evil announces that she is in charge and from now on it will be "happily NEVER after," the film appears to jump off the sprockets of the projector and a narrator interrupts with an important announcement....

Monday January 1, 2007

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies

Freedom Writers

Here is the formula for movies about idealistic young teachers who go into bad neighborhoods: 1. Idealistic teacher goes into bad neighborhood and is aghast at poor conditions and cynicism of the school administration. 2. Students treat teacher with contempt...

Wednesday December 27, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies

Notes on a Scandal

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and some aberrant sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2007
Long-time teacher Barbara Covett (Judi Dench) doesn't even pretend to care anymore. The other teachers come back from summer break with thoughtful reports -- or apparently thoughtful reports -- on their departments and their plans, but she turns in three...

Wednesday December 27, 2006

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Thriller

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

It's an engaging idea -- to make a movie about the one sense least able to be evoked by film, the sense of smell. The great triumph of the cinema is the way it unites sound, words, and images to...

Friday December 22, 2006

Children of Men

"A baby is God's opinion life should go on," Carl Sandburg said. So, in a world where babies have stopped being born and the death of the youngest person on earth is an international tragedy, there seems to be no...

Thursday December 21, 2006

Night at the Museum

Larry (Ben Stiller) needs a job fast. He has always dreamed of making it big, but none of his schemes have worked and as his ex-wife points out, their son Nick needs some stability. After an employment counselor (Stiller's real-life...

Wednesday December 20, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies, Musical

Dreamgirls

A-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for language, some sexuality and drug content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
If my movie reviews had headlines, this one's would be: "A Star is Born." More like a Supernova. Jennifer Hudson explodes onto screen in this incendiary production of the Broadway musical inspired by Motown and the Supremes. She is mesmerizing....

Wednesday December 20, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies, Thriller

The Good Shepherd

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some violence, sexuality and language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
You can see what drew director Robert DeNiro and co-producer Francis Ford Coppola to this film about the beginnings of the CIA. It resonates with many of the same themes as their great triumph Godfather II. In both stories, men...

Monday December 18, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies

Rocky Balboa

C
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for boxing violence and some language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
"You throw a big shadow," someone tells Sylvester Stallone in his sixth appearance as heavyweight Rocky Balboa, the character he created for the Oscar-winning Rocky). And those five previous films throw a big shadow, indeed, making this slight coda seem...

Wednesday December 13, 2006

Categories: Biography, Drama, Movies

Miss Potter

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG brief mild language
Movie Release Date: 2006
As delicate as the title character's watercolors, this gentle story about the author and illustrator of The Tale of Peter Rabbit very winning. Renee Zellwegger plays the quiet daughter of conventional parents who don't quite know how to respond to...

Tuesday December 12, 2006

Eragon

The fact that the CGI dragon gives the best performance in this film is not going to impede the enjoyment of its intended audience, which is 9-12 year olds. It may, however, make it a bit of a long haul...

Monday December 11, 2006

Categories: Biography, Comedy, Drama, Movies

The Pursuit of Happyness

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
If a man goes from homeless single dad to multi-millionaire stockbroker, you know there has to be a movie. This one has the good sense to star Will Smith and his real-life son Jaden. Their natural chemistry and Smith's natural...

Thursday December 7, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Family Issues, Movies

Unaccompanied Minors

C+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for mild rude humor and language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
In “Unaccompanied Minors,” a group of young travelers are stranded in Chicago’s fictional Hoover Airport on Christmas Eve. Lead to a room full of other children but decidedly empty of Christmas spirit, five break away from the chaotic “rec room,”...

Wednesday December 6, 2006

Blood Diamond

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong violence and language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
December brings us the thinking person's thrillers -- all of the explosions and shooting and close calls of a summer movie, but with a more serious purpose and a more distinguished pedigree. Like Syriana and Traffic, this is the story...

Tuesday December 5, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies, Sports

We Are Marshall

At least in movies, sports are almost always about redemption, community, and triumph. Sports -- like movies -- provide a controlled world with boundaries within which we can work through issues that seem insurmountably complex outside the chalk lines on...

Tuesday December 5, 2006

Categories: Action/Adventure, Drama, Movies

Apocalypto

There are at least three movies here and two of them are great. There is the classic adventure saga of the hero who is trying to get home and save his family. Mel Gibson, as director, has created brilliant action...

Tuesday December 5, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies, Mystery, Thriller

The Good German

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language, violence and some sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Director Steven Soderbergh has created a loving tribute to the films of the 1940's that is more accomplished than effective. It is such a meticulous re-creation of the techniques and technology of the era that it seems jarring to see...

Thursday November 30, 2006

Charlotte's Web

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated G
Movie Release Date: 2006
E.B. White's book, Charlotte's Web, is a genuine classic for readers of any age, a beautifully written literary novel about loyalty and loss, friendship and the importance of a perfectly chosen word. The book began with a little girl named...

Thursday November 30, 2006

Turistas

The growing trend in horror is to be as disgusting as possible — the story need not be involved, as long as it includes some form of stainless-steel torture and preferably five to six young backpackers/tourists/campers/other people away from home....

Tuesday November 28, 2006

Categories: Drama, Family Issues, Movies

The Nativity Story

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some violent content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Jean Kerr once wrote of school Christmas pageant with a moving depiction of the nativity that consisted of two young children crossing a bare stage. They stopped briefly. Joseph said, "Mary, 'tis a cold, cold night." "'Tis," she replied. And...

Monday November 20, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Family Issues, Movies

Deck the Halls

Another year, another cheesy, hypocritical movie about how the true meaning of Christmas gets lost in the madness of Christmas. Except that this movie is, in itself, Exhibit A in the Christmas Madness category. And, to boot, it has unforgiveably...

Monday November 20, 2006

Deja Vu

A heart-pounding thriller with a time-travel twist, "Deja Vu" will not leave you thinking you've seen it all before. Denzel Washington plays Doug Carlin, an ATF agent called in to investigate a bombing. Someone, perhaps a terrorist, has blown up...

Tuesday November 14, 2006

Casino Royale

They got a lot right with this new rebooted Bond, but -- let me get this straight -- when Bond and the Bad Guy have their big confrontation, it's...a poker game? First things first. Daniel Craig is a great Bond,...

Sunday November 12, 2006

Happy Feet

A-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild peril and rude humor.
Movie Release Date: 2006
It's official. The cutest thing on the planet is penguins singing "Boogie Wonderland." Especially if one of them is tap-dancing. This movie is a straight shot of sunshine. I defy anyone to watch it without smiling. Just as important, I...

Sunday November 12, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Musical

Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny

If you're going to make an unapologetic slob/druggy/rock and roll comedy it has to be snark-free, without a hint of irony. Self-deprecation is welcome, but winking at the audience spoils the effect. And this movie winks at its winking, a...

Friday November 10, 2006

Categories: Drama, Family Issues, Movies

Opal Dream

Antoine de Saint-Exupery wrote in The Little Prince, "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." That is the theme of this gentle story about a little girl whose...

Wednesday November 8, 2006

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Thriller

Harsh Times

C
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong violence, language and drug use.
Movie Release Date: 2006
If David Ayer the director paid David Ayer the screenwriter for this script, he should ask himself for some of his money back. The screenplay is awfully close to Ayer's own Training Day, the film that won Denzel Washington his...

Wednesday November 8, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance

A Good Year

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for language and some sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Plonk is a Britishism for cheap, low-quality wine -- not undrinkable, by any means, just nothing special. As much could be said for this film, lightly based on the helium-weight plonk of a best-seller by Peter Mayle. Some movies begin...

Wednesday November 8, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance

A Good Year

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for language and some sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Plonk is a Britishism for cheap, low-quality wine -- not undrinkable, by any means, just nothing special. As much could be said for this film, lightly based on the helium-weight plonk of a best-seller by Peter Mayle. Some movies begin...

Wednesday November 8, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies, Thriller

Babel

In the Bible, the story of Babel is a cautionary tale of hubris. The whole world had a common language until God, seeing that the people were building a huge tower together, "confused their speech." They could no longer understand...

Tuesday November 7, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Movies, Romance

Stranger Than Fiction

Who among us has not leaned into the bathroom mirror as we brushed our teeth, thinking about what a narrator might be saying about us if we were in a story? "Our hero prepared for battle as though he was...

Saturday November 4, 2006

Categories: Movies, Movies

For Your Consideration

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual references and brief language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
This is the time of year when ads, CDs, and DVDs marked "for your consideration" are sent out to members of the movie industry and to critics, in the hopes that those behind and in front of the camera will...

Saturday November 4, 2006

Categories: Movies, Movies

For Your Consideration

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual references and brief language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
This is the time of year when ads, CDs, and DVDs marked "for your consideration" are sent out to members of the movie industry and to critics, in the hopes that those behind and in front of the camera will...

Thursday November 2, 2006

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

C-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated G
Movie Release Date: 2006
Tim Allen and Martin Short are funny guys. How do we know this? Because when this movie is finally over, there are some outtakes during the credit sequence that remind us. Up to that point, it's easy to forget. Twelve...

Tuesday October 31, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Movies

Borat

First and foremost, let me make it clear that this movie has extremely outrageous and offensive material and is not for the faint of heart or the easily shocked, and inappropriate for sensitive or impressionable viewers. But it's also very...

Sunday October 29, 2006

Flushed Away

A-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for crude humor and some language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Aardman has applied the sweetly demented sensibility of the "Wallace and Gromit" claymation films to their first CGI film and it is an irresistible treasure. It has their trademark intricacy of design, thrilling, hair's-breadth-timing of action sequences, mastery of physical...

Friday October 27, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies

Running With Scissors

The appeal for actors of movies about hideously dysfunctional people is obvious. They're fun to play, and always good for awards consideration. Which script would you go for, the umpty-umpth "meet cute" romantic comedy or the one where you play...

Wednesday October 25, 2006

Catch a Fire

A sizzling performance by Derek Luke ignites this story about Patrick Chamusso, a South African oil refinery worker who became caught up in the fight against apartheid. Chamusso who did his best to stay out of trouble and care for...

Wednesday October 18, 2006

The Prestige

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for violence and disturbing images.
Movie Release Date: 2006
As if we should believe him, Hugh Jackman’s character proclaims in “The Prestige” that magicians have a “circle of trust.” “The Prestige” takes that circle of trust and twists it into a Russian roulette, with Jackman betting on black and...

Wednesday October 18, 2006

Flags of Our Fathers

Clint Eastwood's first of two films about the WWII battle at Iwo Jima is sincere, competent, and respectful. He powerfully conveys the madness and brutality of battle and the conflicting feelings of thosw who fight -- dedication, loyalty, patriotism, fear,...

Sunday October 15, 2006

Marie Antoinette

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content, partial nudity and innuendo.
Movie Release Date: 2006
With this third film, we can begin to see the themes emerging in the work of writer/director Sofia Coppola. Again, she has given us the story of a sensitive, vulnerable young woman trying to find a place and some meaning...

Sunday October 15, 2006

Flicka

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
"No one's riding that loco thing!" Well, of course as soon as we hear that line we know someone's going to have to ride it. And in this very fine family film, the rider will be Katy (Alison Lohman), just...

Friday October 13, 2006

Categories: Drama, Horror, Movies, Mystery, Thriller

The Grudge 2

There are two types of people who awake with an uneasy feeling on Friday the 13th: the superstitious, and those who just can’t stomach the release of another horror sequel, remake, or (in this case), sequel to a remake. But...

Wednesday October 11, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance, Thriller

Man of the Year

So, what if Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert decided to run for President? First of all, didn't we already see that movie, when it was called Head of State and starred Chris Rock? (Okay, he didn't play a comedian, but...

Wednesday October 11, 2006

Stormbreaker

C
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for sequences of action violence and some peril.
Movie Release Date: 2006
I never thought I'd miss Cody Banks. But the dull and lifeless Alex Rider brought back surprisingly fond thoughts of the better-than mediocre Agent Cody Banks and the terrific first two Spy Kids. Even the lousy third one was better...

Saturday October 7, 2006

Categories: Biography, Drama, Movies

The Queen

A
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for brief strong language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Tony Blair (Michael Sheen) is feeling more triumphant than nervous as he goes to Buckingham Palace for the queen's formal invitation to serve. He and his wife all but snicker as they consider the anachronism of royalty in the modern...

Wednesday October 4, 2006

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Thriller

The Departed

Brilliantly acted, enthrallingly told, this vast, operatic saga centers on two men, Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon) and William Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio), both Boston Southies. Both are pretending to be the opposite of what they really are. Both are caught between...

Wednesday September 27, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Movies

School for Scoundrels

This movie asks the age-old question: Do nice guys finish last? Kind of the evil twin of last year's Will Smith romantic comedy Hitch, this, too, is about a life coach who helps awkward, insecure men who want to attain...

Sunday September 24, 2006

Categories: Action/Adventure, Drama, Movies

The Guardian

"Have you learned the lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed the passage with you?"...

Friday September 22, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Documentary, Movies

Jackass: Number Two

Anyone unfamiliar with the Jackass collection (a prior feature-length “movie” -– really a collection of skits –- and a series on MTV) will definitely not want to go into the boys’ second film, "Jackass: Number Two" (get it?), without first...

Friday September 22, 2006

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies

Haven

Director Frank E. Flowers’ full-length debut, "Haven," is a study in sin. Set mostly in the Cayman Islands, the film’s characters live in a world where the stakes are high and the people are higher. It could be written off...

Friday September 22, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Movies, Romance

The Science of Sleep

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language, some sexual content and nudity.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Stephane (Gael Garcia Bernal of The Motorcycle Diaries) lives across the hall from Stephanie (Charlotte Gainsbourg), though for some reason he goes to elaborate lengths to have her think he lives on the other side of town. They share more...

Wednesday September 20, 2006

Jet Li's Fearless

C-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for violence and martial arts action throughout.
Movie Release Date: 2006
It does not have the ravishing images of Hero but it does not have the cheesy plot of Cradle 2 the Grave, either. For his last action film, Jet Li has decided to give us a reverential biopic about Huo...

Monday September 18, 2006

Flyboys

C+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for war action violence and some sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Has this script been in a drawer somewhere since 1942? It sure seems like it. It's "inspired" by the absorbing true story of Americans who enlisted with the French armed forces in World War I, flying aircraft that were more...

Monday September 18, 2006

Open Season

I love CGI. I love the textures, the way every single hair and feather, every leaf and raindrop, every shiny, fuzzy, smooth, rough, soft, hard surface is perfectly perfect. But I realized, as I watched this movie, that one of...

Wednesday September 13, 2006

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Remake, Sports

Gridiron Gang

The biggest shock in this film comes at the very end. It is not a spoiler to say that there's the usual "here's what happened to the characters" round-up. The shocker is the reminder that the murderers and drug dealers...

Tuesday September 12, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance

The Last Kiss

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for sexuality, nudity and language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
A man tells his pregnant girlfriend he will marry her when she can name three couples who have been happy together for more than five years. She offers her parents and "that cute couple from the pond." He reminds her...

Monday September 11, 2006

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Mystery, Thriller

The Black Dahlia

Director Brian de Palma is all about the look and the mood and paying tribute to the classic old movies he loves. He loves them so much he crawls inside them. He imitates them like an art student sitting in...

Monday September 11, 2006

Everyone's Hero

B-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated G
Movie Release Date: 2006
The indomitable spirit of Christopher Reeve shines through this little story of a boy who will not give up his quest to retrieve the baseball bat belonging to the greatest player ever, Babe Ruth. Ten-year-old Yankee Irving (that's his name)...

Thursday September 7, 2006

The Protector

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for pervasive strong violence and some sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Martial arts actor Tony Jaa’s follow-up to his breakout performance, 2003’s Ong-bak, could be called Kill Bill with a conscience. The violence is so pervasive that viewers can’t help but become increasingly desensitized, and there’s a clear attention to style...

Monday September 4, 2006

Hollywoodland

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language, some violence and sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Is there a more heartbreakingly unsolveable mystery than a suicide? The only person who really knows what happened is gone. Even if we find out the how, we who are left behind will always wonder why. Those who are still...

Friday September 1, 2006

Categories: Drama, Horror, Movies, Mystery, Thriller

The Wicker Man

Fans of the original The Wicker Man appreciate the film for many reasons: Its dichotomy of paganism and Christianity, its skillful use of Celtic folk music, its eerie and overbearing ambience. Although some might find it slow, disturbing, and at...

Friday September 1, 2006

Crank

Crank -- as in the highly potent and highly agitating street drug, as in cranked up, as in dizzying cuts and swoops with the camera to replicate a disorienting strung-out high followed by an even more disorienting and strung-out crash....

Thursday August 31, 2006

Crossover

C
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content and some language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
This is one air ball of a movie, a talented cast and an appealing idea stranded by a clunky script. It shoots. And it shoots and shoots and shoots, but it never scores. Tech (Anthony Mackie) works in the mall,...

Friday August 25, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies

Little Miss Sunshine

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language, some sex and drug content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
When the family in this movie learns that their van cannot be repaired in time for them to get to the Little Miss Sunshine competition, they decide to drive it as is. And that means that in order to get...

Thursday August 24, 2006

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Musical, Romance

Idlewild

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for violence, sexuality, nudity and language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Percival, a mortician by day/speakeasy piano player by night, sleeps under an assortment of singing cuckoo clocks and serenades a lovely corpse dressed as a bride. The engraved rooster on a silver liquor flask talks to its owner, also named...

Sunday August 20, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Family Issues, Movies

How To Eat Fried Worms

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for mild bullying and some crude humor.
Movie Release Date: 2006
This is a delightfully snips and snails and puppy-dog tails-style movie, with kids who look and act refreshingly like real kids. It's based on the book by Thomas Rockwell that has delighted and happily grossed out kids since 1973. A...

Saturday August 19, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Family Issues, Movies

Material Girls

F+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for language and rude humor.
Movie Release Date: 2006
The problem with a movie about rich people learning about real life that is written by rich people who have no idea about real life is that you end up with something like this -- a movie about two rich...

Friday August 18, 2006

Snakes on a Plane

If there's ever an Oscar for truth in titling, it will go to "Snakes on a Plane." As zillions of internet fans have noted for months, that says it all. This is the snakiest plane movie and the planeiest snake...

Wednesday August 16, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies, Mystery, Romance, Thriller

The Illusionist

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some sexuality and violence.
Movie Release Date: 2006
This feels like a fairy tale, so I will begin: "Once upon a time..." ...there was a princess who loved a commoner but was engaged to a cruel prince. The commoner and the princess played together as children, but when...

Tuesday August 15, 2006

Categories: Biography, Drama, Movies, Sports

Invincible

B-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for sports action and some mild language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
In this movie, a father tells his son that one great touchdown by Steve Van Buren of the Philadelphia Eagles got him through 30 years of factory work. We often identify so completely with the teams and athletes we love...

Tuesday August 15, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Movies

Beerfest

The boys of Broken Lizard have no shame. That's what their fans like about them. There’s something quant, cute and even endearing (stick with me here) about their more innocent jokes, the ones where the laughs aren’t cheap but are...

Wednesday August 9, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies, Musical, Romance

Step Up

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for thematic elements, brief violence and innuendo.
Movie Release Date: 2006
A ballet dancer needs a partner for the biggest show of the year. She sees a boy working off his community service time at her school showing some of his dance moves off to a friend. Could he do? Will...

Monday August 7, 2006

Categories: Drama, Epic/Historical, Movies

World Trade Center

September 11, 2001 was one of those days that cleave history in two, forever separating the Before and the After as irrecovably as it separated those who were lost from those who survived. As we watched it over and over...

Wednesday August 2, 2006

Barnyard

C-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild peril and rude humor.
Movie Release Date: 2006
In this movie, the cows are boys. They have big pink udders and manly male voices. In fact, head cow Ben has the manliest, malest, deepest voice imaginable, that of quintessential cowpoke Sam Elliott. Our hero, Otis has the voice...

Wednesday August 2, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies, Mystery, Thriller

The Night Listener

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and some disquieting sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Armistad Maupin (Tales of the City) didn't trust his own story in his adaptation of his novel inspired by something that happened to him. But what could have been a thoughtful psychological drama raising issues of identity and trust and...

Wednesday August 2, 2006

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

When we've seen Will Ferrell run around naked, how much fun is it to see him run around in his underpants? The disappointment of this movie is not that we don't see enough of Will Ferrell. It's disappointing because what...

Wednesday July 26, 2006

The Ant Bully

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild rude humor and action.
Movie Release Date: 2006
A boy beset by bullies turns bully himself, going after the ants in his family's back yard. But the ants shrink him down to their size and he learns something about ants, about empathy, about himself, and about how to...

Wednesday July 26, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Fantasy, Movies, Mystery

Scoop

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Woody Allen's recent scripts, yes, even the revered Match Point, are so lightweight the pages must just float up into the air. His latest is "Scoop," no relation to the Evelyn Waugh comic novel about journalists, just a weak, stale,...

Tuesday July 25, 2006

Miami Vice

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong violence, language and some sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
The original "Miami Vice" was Michael Mann's decade-defining television show. It ran from 1984-89 and everything about it was fresh, edgy, and influential. The t-shirt under the Armani jacket with photogenic beard stubble look, the best-selling techno-synth musical theme that...

Wednesday July 19, 2006

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

Even with a face contorted with rage and vengeance and a voice echoing through the streets of New York as well as the theater, it’s difficult not to like Uma Thurman as the needy, controlling and manipulative Jenny Johnson/G-girl. The...

Monday July 17, 2006

Categories: Fantasy, Movies, Mystery, Thriller

Lady in the Water

C
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some frightening sequences.
Movie Release Date: 2006
There is no conventional rating scale that could do justice to this film. It is a terrible movie, but it is terrible in an interesting and often highly watchable way. There have been better films that I have enjoyed less....

Wednesday July 12, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Crime, Movies

Little Man

The Wayans family is better at making money than making movies. They know that if they keep the budget low and the humor even lower, they can keep making money. In fact, according to Entertainment Weekly, they are the most...

Tuesday July 11, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Romance

You, Me and Dupree

Remember the classic comedy The Odd Couple? This is sort of the same movie, only it's the odd triple and it isn't very funny. Adorable newlyweds Molly (Kate Hudson) and Carl (Matt Dillon) are just back from their honeymoon when...

Tuesday July 4, 2006

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

This is what big summer blockbuster studio movies are all about -- love, honor, humor, villains evil enough to make it really satisfying when they are beaten and scary enough to keep you wondering whether it's possible, and thrilling stunts...

Tuesday June 27, 2006

Superman Returns

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some intense action violence.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Superman has returned. In the movie, Superman (now played by Brandon Routh) comes back to earth after five years in search of his roots on the exploded planet Krypton, and the inhabitants of earth are overjoyed. In real life, Superman...

Monday June 26, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies

The Devil Wears Prada

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some sensuality.
Movie Release Date: 2006
It is just too bad Meryl Streep is so good at drama and suffering and accents and stuff like that because that means we don't get enough of a chance to see how brilliantly funny she is. Her under-appreciated work...

Wednesday June 21, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Movies

Click

Like Tom Cruise, Adam Sandler has based his career on playing shallow, callow boy-men who learn painful for him/humorous for us lessons about the importance of growing up. Those stories have enduring appeal on two levels. First, we get the...

Tuesday June 20, 2006

Waist Deep

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong violence and pervasive language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
A standard gangsta bang-bang movie with a script like a rap song benefits from charismatic performers and smooth writing and direction by Vondie Curtis Hall, who plays it like an urban western -- a strong, quiet loner takes on a...

Sunday June 11, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies, Sports

Peaceful Warrior

Saturday June 10, 2006

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

C-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some off-color elements.
Movie Release Date: 2006
This is lowest common denominator movie-making. Why not, it's based on a lowest-common denominator comic strip. Garfield's lighter-than-air comic strip is utterly generic because its motivating force is not art or comedy but commerce; the less distinctive the character or...

Tuesday June 6, 2006

Cars

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated G
Movie Release Date: 2006
Look closely at the little flying bugs buzzing and bumping in the hot light of the desert. They are, of course, Bugs: VW Bugs with wings. In the world of this story, all of the characters are cars and all...

Saturday June 3, 2006

Categories: Horror, Movies, Remake, Thriller

The Omen

Director John Moore knows one thing -- how to compose some compelling images with swirling white (flakes of snow, scraps of paper) and something creepy and scarlet to catch your eye. But those swirling flakes and glimpses of red have...

Saturday June 3, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Musical

A Prairie Home Companion

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for risque humor.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Garrison Keillor's voice is a national treasure. It is so warm, so magnetic, even hypnotic that it lulls you into a whole different dimension, an idealized past located somewhere between innocent nostalgia and ironic self-awareness, as though Norman Rockwell painted...

Friday June 2, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance

The Break-Up

F+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content, some nudity and language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Someone should file a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission about false advertising for this film. The trailer and the ads indicate that it is a romantic comedy. But it is, in fact, neither romantic nor a comedy; it's more...

Wednesday May 24, 2006

Categories: Documentary, Movies

An Inconvenient Truth

A-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for mild thematic elements.
Movie Release Date: 2006
No zombies. No chain saws. No mutants. No aliens. No meteors hurtling toward Earth. And yet, this is the scariest movie of the year, not, as some jokes suggest, because it is a two-hour Power Point Presentation by famously un-exciting...

Wednesday May 24, 2006

X-Men: The Last Stand

A concerned father bangs on the door of the bathroom, insisting that his son open the door. Inside, his son sobs as he tries frantically to get rid of the evidence that his body is changing in a way he...

Wednesday May 17, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies, Mystery, Thriller

The Da Vinci Code

A character in this movie's version of the Catholic organization Opus Dei explains that their mission is to follow doctrine very strictly. That was director Ron Howard's secular mission as well with this adaptation of the world-wide best-seller. He and...

Saturday May 13, 2006

Over the Hedge

Computer technology has always had the advantage in animation when it comes to texture and three-dimensionality, and it is superb for physical properties like "shiny" and "bouncy," but it has lagged behind hand-drawn when it came to expressions. "Over the...

Wednesday May 10, 2006

Poseidon

This remake is so stripped down it doesn't even have time for two of the three words of the original: this isn't The Poseidon Adventure -- it's just "Poseidon." If they remake it, it will be called "Pos." Top-notch action...

Wednesday May 10, 2006

Mission Impossible III

At this point, the impossible mission may be finding some way to make this story work once more. That Lalo Schifrin score still jumps and in this version there is a propulsive shot of percussive adrenalin. The idea of super-spies...

Wednesday May 10, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies, Sports

Goal!

A soccer-mad friend sat beside me in the theater, leaning over from time to time to explain what was going on in the game on the screen or point out an in-joke about the appearance of a real-life figure from...

Wednesday May 3, 2006

Hoot

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for mild bullying and brief language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Kids take on developers to protect endangered owls in this mildly pleasant story based on the award-winning book by Carl Hiaasen. Parents will admire some of the messages -- care for the environment, self-reliance, loyalty, and communication skills. But they...

Wednesday April 26, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Sports

Stick It

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some crude remarks.
Movie Release Date: 2006
This fresh, fun, funny, and smart story about a teenager "sentenced" to return to the gymnastics training she thought she had left behind has all the sizzling attitude of a great floor routine, and all of the discipline and heart...

Tuesday April 25, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies

Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont

A-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG
Movie Release Date: 2006

Sunday April 23, 2006

Categories: Drama, Epic/Historical, Movies

United 93

I cannot tell you whether you are ready to see a movie about the only hijacked flight that did not hit its target on September 11, 2001 because a brave group of passengers subdued the hijackers, crashing the plane into...

Saturday April 22, 2006

RV

F+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for crude humor, innuendo and language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Road movies are pretty easy. Whether the people on the journey have just met and are getting to know each other or who don't like each other and have to overcome animosity, all we ask is two things. First, we...

Friday April 21, 2006

The Sentinel

What this movie gets right is the dry, cynical, slightly gallows-ish humor of people who spend their lives on constant alert, knowing that 999 out of a thousand of the "suspicious" activities they check out will be nothing. They are...

Tuesday April 11, 2006

The Wild

B-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG
Movie Release Date: 2006
"The Wild" is more like "The Mild." But it is pleasant enough; its the timing that's rotten. Like last year's suprisingly successful Madagascar, this is an animated film about zoo animals who have to learn to fend for themselves in...

Friday April 7, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Movies

Phat Girlz

It occured to me as I watched this movie that this was the third time in the last few months that I was watching a large black woman bringing shock and awe to to a bunch of slender, clueless white...

Friday April 7, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Sports

The Benchwarmers

F+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for crude and suggestive humor, and for language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Booger jokes. Potty jokes. Hit on the head jokes. Hit on the crotch jokes. And underdog characters so annoying that they have you rooting for the bullies. These guys should have stayed on the bench. On behalf of everyone who...

Sunday April 2, 2006

The Devil and Daniel Johnston

It's not just that an interview with a rock star while he is in the dentist's chair having his teeth drilled is far from the weirdest thing in this movie. It's more that the whole story is so weird that...

Sunday April 2, 2006

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Thriller

Lucky Number Slevin

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong violence, sexuality and language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Slevin (Josh Harnett) is not having a good week. He lost his job and his girlfriend. He was mugged and his wallet and suitcase were stolen. He decided to visit a friend, who seems to have disappeared. But the door...

Wednesday March 29, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies

ATL

The star of this movie is first-time director Chris Robinson, who took an appealing but conventional story of five friends on the brink of adulthood and made it come alive with a vibrant, pulsing, slightly cynical but ultimately hopeful tone...

Wednesday March 29, 2006

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Mystery, Thriller

Basic Instinct 2

Someone should tell Sharon Stone that you can't step in the same river twice. Or you can't go home again. Or that for every Godfather II there are a hundred Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloos. Anything to stop another big, boring...

Saturday March 25, 2006

Ice Age: The Meltdown

B-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild language and innuendo.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Once again, as in the first Ice Age, wooly mammoth Manny (voice of Ray Romano), sloth Sid (John Leguizamo), and saber tooth tiger Diego (Dennis Leary) set off on a journey. This time, they have to lead their friends out...

Friday March 24, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies, Musical

Take the Lead

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for thematic material, language and some violence.
Movie Release Date: 2006
It never fails. No matter how many times rap songs win the Oscar, no matter how many years have passed since Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers were at the top of the box office as they danced the Carioca and...

Tuesday March 21, 2006

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Thriller

Inside Man

A-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and some violent images.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Spike Lee's brilliant direction and a clever and surprising script from first-timer Russell Gewirtz provide an ideal setting for four of the most watchable actors in the business in a heist film that transcends and tweaks its genre. It has...

Wednesday March 15, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Romance

She's the Man

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some sexual material
Movie Release Date: 2006
It worked for Shakespeare, so why not for Amanda Bynes? Shakespeare had female characters pretending to be male because they were all played by men anyway. While his prodigious heart and brain certainly understood the rich and delightful narrative and...

Wednesday March 15, 2006

V for Vendetta

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong violence and some language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
"Remember, remember, the fifth of November, gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.” Who says good-looking, brawny action flicks cannot also have brains to match? “V for Vendetta,” based on Alan...

Wednesday March 15, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Crime, Drama, Movies

Find Me Guilty

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong language and some violence.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Director Sidney Lumet revisits the themes of two of his most memorable films in this movie, but with less success. Like Dog Day Afternoon, it is a true story with colorful characters and both comic and tragic overtones. Like 12...

Friday March 10, 2006

Categories: Horror, Movies, Thriller

The Hills Have Eyes

If these hills only had eyes, it would be one thing but parents should know that they also have mutants wielding pickaxes which results in a disturbingly graphic movie not suitable for sensitive audiences of any age or species. Even...

Wednesday March 8, 2006

The Shaggy Dog

B-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild rude humor.
Movie Release Date: 2006
An uninspired all-the-best-parts-are-in-the-trailer remake, this is a showcase for two things: Tim Allen's mugging and some computer wizard-style special effects. The limited entertainment value of both items and a solid supporting cast are not quite enough to make up for...

Saturday March 4, 2006

Ultraviolet

This movie hopes that it can distract you from its failure of imagination with the following: Throbbing techno club music-style soundtrack Sleek, towering futuristic structures The toned body of star Milla Jovovich, magnificently displayed in a variety of skin-tight, midriff-baring...

Thursday March 2, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Documentary, Movies, Musical

Block Party

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
The regal Erykah Badu takes the stage, her slender form topped with an enormous puff of hair that hangs down over her face. But the stage is outdoors on a gusty, rainy day, and all of a sudden it is...

Wednesday March 1, 2006

Categories: Biography, Documentary, Movies

Unknown White Male

B+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for drug references and brief strong language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Confounded doctors admit that they’ve only seen it in movies and textbooks. But in this documentary a mystery, perhaps the ultimate mystery occurs. A healthy and successful young man wakes up on a train to Coney Island to discover –...

Tuesday February 28, 2006

16 Blocks

When a cop at a crime scene needs someone to stay with the bodies until the detectives arrive, he asks "who don't we need?" That would be tired, slow, Jack Mosley (Bruce Willis). As soon as the other cops leave,...

Sunday February 26, 2006

Doogal

C
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG
Movie Release Date: 2006
This tiresome animated quest story starts out uninspired but quickly becomes irritating. Half an hour into its 80 minute running time, the child behind me asked hopefully, "Is that the end?" If only. Has anyone behind this movie ever met...

Saturday February 25, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance

Madea's Family Reunion

As the Borg say on "Star Trek," "Resistance is futile." Don't even try to get in the way of Madea, that pistol-packing, Bible-thumping, larger than life powerhouse and force for good creation of Tyler Perry, who also plays the part....

Wednesday February 22, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Romance

Failure to Launch

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content, partial nudity and language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Trip (Matthew McConaughey) is a 35-year-old boat broker who happily resides in an assisted living facility where he is served fresh pancakes and bacon with warmed syrup and all of his clothes are cleaned, neatly folded, and placed on his...

Sunday February 19, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Movies

Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story

B
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
When in the depths of winter the dregs of the cinematic year limp into theaters, some audiences long for the more cerebral fare of spring or fall. “Haven’t we seen this plot before?” becomes a common refrain and a movie...

Friday February 17, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Romance

Date Movie

I counted references to 23 movies in this 80-minute film, not including Girls Gone Wild and "The Bachelor," or about one every three and a half minutes. Throw in a couple of songs and a dozen or so celebrity shout-outs...

Friday February 17, 2006

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Mystery, Thriller

Freedomland

C+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and some violent content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
This movie’s inability to live up to its potential is nearly as epic as its misleading title. In other hands, "Freedomland" might have played a jazz-like riff of personal loss and moving vignettes against the 4/4 beat of racial injustice...

Tuesday February 14, 2006

Categories: Drama, Horror, Movies, Mystery, Thriller

Final Destination 3

F
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong horror violence/gore, language and some nudity.
Movie Release Date: 2006
It’s like deja vu, says the main character, only of something I haven’t done yet. Wow, get out of my head, Wendy! We are barely minutes into “Final Destination 3” and already we, the audience, are sharing her feeling. We...

Friday February 10, 2006

Curious George

B-
Audience: Preschool
MPAA Rating: Rated G
Movie Release Date: 2006
This gentle little film about the monkey whose curiosity gets him into trouble and the man who befriends him will make 4-8-year olds very happy and give their parents a chance for a nice nap. Generations of children have loved...

Friday February 10, 2006

Aquamarine

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for mild language and sensuality.
Movie Release Date: 2006
The best thing about this fairy tale is that its happily-ever-after ending is satisfyingly real world. It's the most enchanting treat for girls since The Princess Diaries. It's less of a fairy tale than a fish tale, at least half...

Tuesday February 7, 2006

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Thriller

Firewall

What can you do if you want to rob a bank and hotshot Harrison Ford has designed a foolproof security system? Well, firewalls may be unbreakable, but people are not. So, you tell him that if he doesn't break into...

Monday February 6, 2006

Categories: Horror, Movies, Remake, Thriller

When a Stranger Calls

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for intense terror, violence and some language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
“He is calling from within the house.” What a line! Since the original version of When a Stranger Calls came out in 1979, that sentence -- packed with impending terror --has resonated with babysitters and played on their fears as...

Sunday February 5, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Movies

Thank You for Smoking

A-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and some sexual content.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Michael Kinsley famously said that the crime in campaign finance is not what's illegal -- it's what's legal. That also applies to campaign finance's even sleazier cousin, lobbying. Lobbyists are paid by groups, mostly business groups, to prevent legislators from...

Friday February 3, 2006

Eight Below

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some peril and brief mild language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
The dogs rescue the humans, but will the humans rescue the dogs? Can they? A scientist (Bruce Greenwood) arrives at a National Science Foundation base in Antarctica, in search of a rare meteor. Vehicles are too heavy to take over...

Saturday January 28, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance

Imagine Me & You

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some language and sexual material.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Love at first sight can be thrilling, but it can very very inconvenient when it happens to a bride who is walking down the aisle at the time. Especially if the loved-at-first-sight object of affection is another woman. Rachel (Piper...

Friday January 27, 2006

Big Momma's House 2

The poster for this movie shows Martin Lawrence in fat-lady drag tugging at a wedgie. This is as funny as it gets. A completely unnecessary sequel to a mildly amusing 2000 movie with Martin Lawrence as an FBI agent who...

Thursday January 26, 2006

Categories: Documentary, Movies, Shorts

Roving Mars

B+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated G
Movie Release Date: 2006
Imagine standing in Los Angeles, trying to shoot a basketball all the way to New York, where it must hit the basket without touching the hoop. That's the magnitude of the challenge faced by NASA scientists and engineers in trying...

Wednesday January 25, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies, Remake, Sports

Annapolis

C+
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some violence, sexual content and language.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Sincere performances and some star charisma can't save this movie from its derivative screenplay, a retread of every "callow youth learns what it means to be a man" service drama. This movie samples An Officer and a Gentleman and Top...

Monday January 23, 2006

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance

Something New

B
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual references.
Movie Release Date: 2006
They are so afraid we won't get the point that this movie has our heroine literally letting down her hair, literally putting some color into her beige world, and -- in case we still don't get it -- literally having...

Sunday January 22, 2006

Nanny McPhee

There are seven children in the Brown family, and they are all very clever and exceedingly naughty. The 16th nanny has just quit because she thought she saw the six older children eating the baby. The nanny agency refuses to...

Friday January 20, 2006

Underworld: Evolution

"Is that the same guy that was just sucking the blood out of the dead horse?" That was my question to the critic sitting next to me in the middle of the movie. I liked the first Underworld. I thought...

Wednesday January 18, 2006

The New World

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some intense battle sequences.
Movie Release Date: 2006
It is beautiful to look at. Director Terrence Malick knows how to create images of stunning beauty and power. Those images are especially compelling in this story of Captain John Smith and the because they show us what it was...

Wednesday January 11, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies

End of the Spear

B-
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Can you forgive the unforgiveable? Fifty years ago, five American missionaries were killed by members of the most violent culture ever studied by anthropologists, the Waodani tribe in Ecuador. The homicide rate was 60 percent. The widows and children and...

Tuesday January 10, 2006

Categories: Drama, Movies, Sports

Glory Road

A man who coaches high school girls' basketball gets a job at a small Texas school and not only takes them to the nationals, where they defeat the long-time champions in a stunning upset, he changes the course of college...

Tuesday January 10, 2006

Tristan + Isolde

C
Audience: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for intense battle sequences and some sexuality.
Movie Release Date: 2006
Tristan and Isolde have suffered enough. This movie feels like overkill. Oh, their legend will survive. But this classic comics-style perfume commercial of a re-telling will not. The ampersand is a giveaway. "And" isn't good enough? An ampersand is, what,...

Friday January 6, 2006

Categories: Crime, Drama, Movies, Romance

Match Point

C
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some sexuality.
Movie Release Date: 2006
In Stardust Memories, Woody Allen's character refers to his mother's cooking as putting food through the "deflavorizing machine." His latest movie feels as though he has taken his complex and powerful Crimes and Misdemeanors abd put it through a deflavorizing...

Tuesday December 20, 2005

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Sports

The Ringer

The single most interesting aspect of this movie about a man who pretends to be disabled so that he can compete in the Special Olympics is that the movie was made in cooperation with and with the endorsement of the...

Tuesday December 20, 2005

Categories: Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance

Rumor Has It

In the savage satire The Player, actor/screenwriter Buck Henry makes a hilarious pitch for a sequel to The Graduate, something of a savage satire itself, though cloaked in the garb of a romantic fantasy of rebellion and authenticity. The thing...

Tuesday December 20, 2005

Categories: Comedy, Crime, Movies, Remake

Fun With Dick and Jane

The first "Fun with Dick and Jane" was the popular reader that millions of first graders used to sound out words like "Oh" and "Run!" Dick and Jane were perfect suburban children in an idealized world of smiling parents, sunny...

Thursday December 15, 2005

Categories: Comedy, Movies, Musical, Remake

The Prodcuers

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual humor and references.
Movie Release Date: 2005
The 1968 version of The Producers was a brilliantly funny commercial flop about an outrageously offensive and atrociously appealing play that became a hit. The screenplay won an Oscar for director/writer Mel Brooks. It was fall-out-of-your-chair-gasping hilarious and a cherished...

Thursday December 15, 2005

Categories: Drama, Movies, Romance

Brokeback Mountain

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for sexuality, nudity, language and some violence.
Movie Release Date: 2005
Director Ang Lee is a master of repressed love whether between young Taiwanese men in The Wedding Banquet, Jane Austen’s class-conscious Brits in Sense & Sensibility, duty-bound warriors in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, or even monsters and scientists in The...

Tuesday December 13, 2005

King Kong

This is not just one of the most thrilling action movies ever made – it is more like five or six of the most thrilling action movies ever made. It is not quite twice as long as the usual movie,...

Monday December 12, 2005

Cheaper by the Dozen 2

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some crude humor and mild language.
Movie Release Date: 2005
As synthetically generic as a "Happy Holidays" card from your realtor, this by-the-numbers pratfall-fest is, at least, a teensy bit better than the 2004 original. I'll explain why in a moment. But first, I want to say something about montages....

Sunday December 11, 2005

Last Holiday

B-
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some sexual reference.
Movie Release Date: 2005
Every night, Georgia Bird (Queen Latifah) cooks a spectacular meal, arranges everything perfectly, takes a picture of it for her "possibilities" scrapbook and then feeds it to the boy who lives next door while she microwaves a frozen diet dinner...

Friday December 9, 2005

Munich

Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meier said, "I can forgive them for killing my children. I cannot forgive them for forcing my children to kill theirs." At the 1972 Olympic games in Munich, there was very little security because the Germans...

Wednesday December 7, 2005

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A-
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for battle sequences and frightening moments.
Movie Release Date: 2005
The perennial children's classic by C. S. Lewis has been lovingly, thrillingly, enchantingly, brilliantly brought to screen in this flawless adaptation of the first of the "Narnia" series. (Note for purists -- yes, it is chronologically the second in the...

Sunday December 4, 2005

Categories: Documentary, Movies, Sports

First Descent

When the helicopter takes you to the snowy peaks at the end of the paved road, where “backcountry” describes a style and a philosophy as oppose to a location, you know you are about to see something beautiful. As if...

Tuesday November 22, 2005

Categories: Drama, Movies, Thriller

Syriana

B+
Audience: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for violence and language.
Movie Release Date: 2005
Most movies tell us everything and then they tell it to us again, just to make sure. Some movies, like this one, tell us too little, making us work at it, making us lean forward in our seats, fill in...

Tuesday November 22, 2005

Casanova

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some sexual content
Movie Release Date: 2005
Mistake number one may be the title. There may be times in history when it is possible to have an appealing lead character whose primary interest in life is women, but this doesn't seem to be it. For centuries, people...

Sunday November 20, 2005

Categories: Drama, Movies, Musical, Romance

Rent

When thinking about a Tony- and Pulitzer-prize winning musical based on an opera, an almost-entirely-sung story about homeless artists, some of them drug addicts, some infected with the AIDS virus, the director of Mrs. Doubtfire is not the first thought...

Sunday November 20, 2005

Categories: Movies

Ice Harvest

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
This is a rancid lump of coal in the toe of the Christmas stocking of the holiday movie season. Perhaps inspired by the unexpected success of last year's anti-feel-good Bad Santa, this has that movie's star, Billy Bob Thornton, as...

Wednesday November 16, 2005

Categories: Movies

Memoirs of a Geisha

A
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Movies can show us visions of other worlds, exotic vistas, customs, fashions, rules. And they can show us visions of ourselves, with our longings, our fears, our dreams, the and the way love can include them all. "Memoirs of a...

Sunday November 13, 2005

Categories: Movies

Just Friends

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
The worst thing about this movie is not how dumb it is, or how much talent it wastes. The worst thing is not how crude it is or how ugly the humor (more accurately, intended humor) is, and how cynically...

Sunday November 13, 2005

Categories: Movies

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

A
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2005
No recap. No amusingly horrifying opening appetizer at the Dursley's house. No intriguing Diagon Alley detours. Someone shouts at Harry to hold on and he is whooshed into his next adventure as we are whooshed along with him. It turns...

Friday November 11, 2005

Categories: Movies

Derailed

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
This movie sets out for intense, psychological thriller but ends up in an unrealistic dead-end thanks to misguided casting, implausible character development and a whole lot of bad behavior on the part of nearly everyone onscreen. “Derailed” indeed. Stuck on...

Friday November 11, 2005

Categories: Movies

Walk the Line

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
At first it just seems like a pulse. Then we realize it is a sound. Then we realize it is a very loud sound, muffled because it is on the other side of some very thick walls. Johnny Cash (Joaquin...

Tuesday November 8, 2005

Categories: Movies

Yours, Mine & Ours

C+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2005
This one is straight off the sit-com conveyer belt, all pratfalls and spit-takes. What little gloss it gets from star power is buried under forced humor about a pet pig (The pig swallows a cell phone! The pig eats the...

Tuesday November 8, 2005

Categories: Movies

Get Rich or Die Tryin'

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
It begins with a burst of energy and charisma as Marcus (rapper Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson) and his friends break into a store so they can rob it. They don't break in so much as explode in. Director Jim Sheridan...

Friday November 4, 2005

Categories: Movies

Zathura

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2005
There's a lot to look at in this movie, but unpleasant characters keep getting in the way. And I don't mean the bad guys. In this follow-on to Jumanji, like this movie, based on a book by Chris Van Allsburg,...

Tuesday November 1, 2005

Categories: Movies

Chicken Little

A-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2005
You know that nightmare of appearing at school in your underwear? That happens to poor Chicken Little (voice of Zach Braff of TV's "Scrubs"), a tiny little chick with big glasses perched uncertainly on his beak, but he has the...

Tuesday November 1, 2005

Categories: Movies

Jarhead

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
In Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot, Estragon and Vladimir wait for someone (God?) who never arrives, evoking the absurdity and powerlessness of the modern condition. In "Jarhead," based on the memoirs of Persian Gulf veteran Anthony Swofford, Marine recruits wait...

Tuesday November 1, 2005

Categories: Movies

Bee Season

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
A little girl who thought she was the ordinary member of the family discovers a talent for spelling, in this thoughtful movie based on the best-seller by Myla Goldberg. But this is not a fictionalized version of the superb documentary...

Friday October 28, 2005

Categories: Movies

Pride and Prejudice

A
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2005
It is a truth universally acknowledged that the best romantic novel in the English language must perpetually be in need of a remake. And it is equally true that movie adaptations of Pride and Prejudice face an odious dilemma. On...

Tuesday October 25, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Weather Man

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
In this movie, David Spritz (Nicolas Cage) pays tribute to his father, Robert (an immaculate performance by Michael Caine) by quoting a Bob Seger song. So I'll begin my review with a quote from a Bob Dylan song: "You don't...

Tuesday October 25, 2005

Categories: Movies

Shopgirl

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
"Shopgirl" is a luminous, if melancholy, modern-day fairy tale about a lost princess named Mirabelle (Claire Danes) whose path to true love is complicated when she meets an evil enchanter. Okay, he's not evil; he's Steve Martin, who co-stars as...

Wednesday October 19, 2005

Categories: Movies

Doom

C
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
The movie is called "Doom" and it's based on a video game. So no one is expecting insights into the human condition or subtle performances. We're here to see stuff get blown up, baby. And that's what we get --...

Tuesday October 18, 2005

Categories: Movies

North Country

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
"North Country" was "inspired by a true story," but instead of sticking to the undeniably moving facts of the sexual harassment suit filed by female mineworkers, this movie veers off into distracting and soapy subplots. It doesn't trust its story,...

Saturday October 15, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Legend of Zorro

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2005
Great stunts, glamorous stars, and our affection for the characters make this sequel watchable, even with a disappointing script. The original was pure popcorn pleasure, with Anthony Hopkins as the original Zorro, the dashing masked swashbuckler who appeared wherever justice...

Saturday October 15, 2005

Categories: Movies

Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story

A-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2005
There is one thoroughbred on the screen in this film and her name is Dakota Fanning. Ever since her breakthrough performance at the age of six in I am Sam, when she more than held her own with Sean Penn...

Thursday October 13, 2005

Categories: Movies

Prime

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Writer-director Ben Younger, who perflectly nailed the high-testosterone world of pump-and-dump stock scams in Boiler Room, is a bit more uneven with a switch over to the estrogen side of things with "Prime." It is the story of an unusual...

Wednesday October 12, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Squid and the Whale

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
A hyper-verbal, deeply wounded man who is almost as clever (but not nearly as brilliant) as he thinks he is has an ego that has been triply hit. His unfaithful wife wants a divorce, his writing career, once called promising,...

Tuesday October 11, 2005

Categories: Movies

Elizabethtown

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
I've always suspected that a failed Cameron Crowe movie would be more entertaining than a successful movie by most Hollywood screenwriters, and this shows I was right. Okay, Vanilla Sky was not exactly entertaining, but it wasn't exactly a CC...

Wednesday October 5, 2005

Categories: Movies

Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Julianne Moore's radiant performance as Evelyn Ryan does for this movie what the real-life Ryan's "contest-ing" did for her family in the 1950's -- it holds it together with such mesmerizing grace that it makes the rough patches seem endearing....

Tuesday October 4, 2005

Categories: Movies

Two for the Money

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
There's only one possible reason that Brandon Lang (Matthew McConaughey), a one-time quarterback with a busted knee turned 900-number sportsline win-predictor sticks around after he finds out what is really going on in the big-money sports betting advice, and it's...

Monday October 3, 2005

Categories: Movies

In Her Shoes

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Siblings divide up the world to prove who they are, and the closer they are to each other, the more they depend on each other, the harder they would to stake their claim to being different from each other. In...

Thursday September 29, 2005

Categories: Movies

Domino

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
"Based on a true story." "Sort of." Domino Harvey was the daughter of British movie star Laurence Harvey (The Manchurian Candidate). She grew up in luxurious surroundings, worked as a model, and then became a bounty hunter. She died of...

Wednesday September 28, 2005

Categories: Movies

Oliver Twist

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005

Monday September 26, 2005

Categories: Movies

Waiting

F
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
I've said it before, but apparently some out there were not listening, so here I go again. Disgusting is not the same as funny. Now, please, pay attention this time, because I do not want to have to sit through...

Sunday September 25, 2005

Categories: Movies

Serenity

A-
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2005
Creator of Buffy the the Vampire Slayer Joss Whedon has populated another world with tough, smart-talking characters fighting the darkest evil. And once again the heart of the force for good is a not entirely unconflicted or uncomplicated adolescent girl....

Thursday September 22, 2005

Categories: Movies

A History of Violence

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Flies buzz and bump against a window as a woman looks out helplessly at a scene of terrible violence on her once-placid front lawn, in her once-peaceful community. A little girl wakes up from a dream of monsters and is...

Monday September 19, 2005

Categories: Movies

Flightplan

C
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
It's always a bad sign in a thriller when the big reveal is greeted by hoots of derisive laughter, and that's what happened at this movie. It's an even worse sign when two-time Oscar winner Jodie Foster is out-acted by...

Sunday September 18, 2005

Categories: Movies

MirrorMask

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2005
A curiously distant story is surrounded by enchanting visuals and special effects in this Alice in Wonderland-style tale of a young girl who has to solve a puzzle in a magical land in order to get back home and help...

Saturday September 17, 2005

Categories: Movies

Good Night, And Good Luck.

A+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2005
I love this movie so much I wanted to go up and hug the screen when it was over. And then I wanted to sit down with everyone I know and watch it over again. It's a triple threat, and...

Wednesday September 14, 2005

Categories: Movies

Just Like Heaven

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Many romantic comedies have a Sleeping Beauty theme, but few as literally as this by-the-book but enjoyable trifle. Elizabeth (Reese Witherspoon) is a dedicated doctor who has no life outside the hospital. One night her car is hit by a...

Wednesday September 14, 2005

Categories: Movies

Proof

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
People often speak of "opening up" a play when it is made into a movie. In one sense the Tony- and Pulitzer-prize winning Broadway production of "Proof" has been opened up. Instead of entirely taking place at one house near...

Tuesday September 13, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Thing About My Folks

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
You never know." What does that mean? Of course you never know, but why would someone adopt that as an all-purpose rejoinder? Writer/producer/actor Paul Reiser has a good feel for the way families talk to each other, especially the talk...

Tuesday September 6, 2005

Categories: Movies

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

A
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2005
There are so many reasons to love writer-director Nick Park's dim, gentle, cheese-loving inventor Wallace and his patient, practical, and loyal dog, Gromit. First, they are brilliant at every kind of funny, from sophisticated wit to sly parody to outrageous...

Tuesday September 6, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Man

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
As generic as its title, this drearily predictable and tushie-obsessed buddy cop movie has just one distinction -- it wastes more talent in less time than we get to see very often outside of straight-to-video releases. We've seen everything here...

Monday September 5, 2005

Categories: Movies

Tim Burton's Corpse Bride

B+
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2005
It's the details that matter in this movie more than the characters, the story, or even the music, all blander than in writer/director Tim Burton's first claymation movie, Nightmare Before Christmas. Still, there is a goulishly enchanting love triangle and...

Thursday September 1, 2005

Categories: Movies

A Sound of Thunder

B-
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2005
The most remarkable special effect in this movie based on Ray Bradbury's classic science fiction short story is Ben Kingsley's hair. The usually-bald actor has been given a thick thatch so white it almost glows in the dark. He even...

Wednesday August 31, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Greatest Game Ever Played

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2005
When you give a movie the title "The Greatest Game Ever Played," expectations will be pretty high. When it turns out that the game in question is a golf match that occured almost a century ago between two people most...

Tuesday August 30, 2005

Categories: Movies

Transporter 2

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Silly but stylish, this sequel to The Transporter is, like the original, all about the chases and fight scenes. It's about the usual for a sequel -- 2/3 of the quality of the original, but like its title character, it...

Tuesday August 30, 2005

Categories: Movies

G

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2002
Audacious, ambitious, and provocative but uneven and ultimately unsatisfying, this long-delayed film adapts F. Scott Fitzgerald's classic novel of class, love, and power, The Great Gatsby, to the present. Instead of Jay Gatsby, the gangster who can't forget the girl...

Tuesday August 30, 2005

Categories: Movies

Lord of War

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
It's a classic American success story. An immigrant with a dream and a vision works hard and becomes wealthy and successful. He marries the girl he fell in love with at age 10 and they and their son live in...

Friday August 26, 2005

Categories: Movies

Underclassman

B
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2005
Apparently, when Nick Cannon was growing up, he dreamed of being Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop. It seems he also wanted to be Jon Cryer in Hiding Out. So, when he got a chance to produce a feature film...

Friday August 26, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Constant Gardener

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Director Fernando Meirelles (City of God) turns his Brazilian –cinematic—jujitsu on an emotionally gnarled book by England’s spy king, John LeCarré, with an equatorial glare that dares the audience to keep up with characters bathed in every shade of black,...

Friday August 26, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Exorcism of Emily Rose

C
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
This muddled mess wants to be three things at once and fails at all of them. It wants to be a horror movie, a courtroom drama, and and inspiring spiritual statement, but each element detracts from the others and the...

Thursday August 25, 2005

Categories: Movies

Everything Is Illuminated

A
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
If a movie has two guys who could not be more different going on a difficult journey and one of them has a funny accent, a quirky dog, and a grumpy grandfather, you might expect slapstick and confrontations and misunderstandings...

Wednesday August 24, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Cave

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
This movie unfolds as though the scenes were assembled in random order. At least I think that's what it looks like; it is hard to say because it was so dark and murky looking. It appears to be some sort...

Tuesday August 23, 2005

Categories: Movies

Undiscovered

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
It starts promisingly. Just as he is leaving New York for Los Angeles, aspiring musician Luke (Steven Strait) sees a beautiful girl on the subway. As her train is about to pull away, she tells him he has dropped his...

Monday August 22, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Brothers Grimm

B-
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2005
Too scary for kids and too thin for anyone else, Terry Gilliam's latest movie, like his heroes' tricks, has a lot of visual flair, but no substance. Gilliam's version of the story about the folklorist Grimm brothers, Jacob (Heath Ledger)...

Sunday August 21, 2005

Categories: Movies

Four Brothers

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
We start out on the side of the four adopted brothers who reunite to find the people who murdered their mother, but they lose us in this over-violent and under-sincere story that strays from justice past revenge and into mindless...

Saturday August 20, 2005

Categories: Movies

Say Anything

A
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 1989
Lloyd Dobler (John Cusack) is an engagingly aimless high school graduate who likes junk food and kickboxing. Courageously, he sets his heart on Diane Court (Ione Skye), the most beautiful and brilliant girl in school, described as a brain “trapped...

Wednesday August 17, 2005

Categories: Movies

Roll Bounce

A-
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2005
In Undercover Brother, director Malcolm Lee's shrewd but affectionate appreciation of the 1970's was played for satire. In "Roll Bounce," he brings that same evocative skill to a coming of age story that is sweet, funny, touching, and completely genuine....

Tuesday August 16, 2005

Categories: Movies

Red Eye

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Master of horror Wes Craven moves into the thriller genre, showing us that scary is scary, with or without grotesque killers (A Nightmare on Elm Street) or grotesque killings (the Scream trilogy). Craven's sure sense of pace and ability to...

Monday August 15, 2005

Categories: Movies

Supercross

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2005
I've got to give this movie some credit for its lack of pretense and the modesty of its goals. The title says it all. This movie is called "Supercross" and that's exactly what it is. It's pretty much just supercross...

Saturday August 13, 2005

Categories: Movies

Valiant

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2005
Like its title character, this little animated film has heart and charm. What it will have trouble finding is an audience to appreciate it. This is a computer-animated film with a G rating that assumes its viewers will understand references...

Friday August 12, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Skeleton Key

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Buoyed by Gena Rowlands’ magisterial presence, this mediocre little bit of hoodoo-voodoo mystery casts enough of a spell to propel it through the trancelike lethargy of the first 80 minutes until it double, double, toils and troubles to reach its...

Friday August 12, 2005

Categories: Movies

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Andy (Steve Carell) collects "action figures" from movies, comic books, and television series, maintaining them with curatorial scrupulocity in their meticulously preserved original packaging. He is pretty meticulously preserved himself. Like his collection, he is an action figure who gets...

Friday August 5, 2005

Categories: Movies

Broken Flowers

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
George Orwell said that by age 50 every man has the face he deserves. Now in Hollywood, by age 50 it's more likely that movie stars pretty much have the faces they can buy (are you listening, Cher? Meg Ryan?...

Tuesday August 2, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Dukes of Hazzard

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
If you think that seeing a nutty fat guy in saggy white underpants blowing things up is funny, then this movie might be for you. Otherwise, don't bother. The single biggest challenge for a "lunchbox movie" (a movie that gets...

Thursday July 28, 2005

Categories: Movies

Stealth

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2005
The middle of the summer is always the time for a big, dumb, loud explosion movie, with a lot of thumping bass to show how manly it all is, and "Stealth" has arrived right on schedule. Its name is a...

Wednesday July 27, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Island

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Director Michael Bay knows how to blow things up. Between Armageddon, Pearl Harbor and, now, "The Island," he has boldly used his camera for visual extravaganzas that are designed to amaze even the jaded summer audience. What he has seldom...

Tuesday July 26, 2005

Categories: Movies

Sky High

A-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2005
It's the classic anxiety dream -- embarrassing yourself in front of the whole class on the first day of school. Now imagine that instead of being called upon to answer some question about the summer reading, you've been brought onstage...

Monday July 25, 2005

Categories: Movies

Devil's Rejects

A
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
The Movie Mom wants to make it clear that this film is not for children or for most adults. It is unrated for its graphic depiction of violence, including sexual violence and torture, strong language, substance abuse, and anything else...

Sunday July 24, 2005

Categories: Movies

Must Love Dogs

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Those out there who are still hoping for Lloyd Dobler to stand outside their window holding up a boombox playing "In Your Eyes" may be glad to hear that a movie that tries to be Say Anything, Part 2: After...

Saturday July 23, 2005

Categories: Movies

Fantastic Four

B
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2005
There are four of them, and they are fantastic. Idealistic scientist Reed Richards (Ioan Gruffudd) has a reach that exceeds his grasp. Beautiful and brilliant Sue Storm (Jessica Alba) loves him but feels that he doesn't really see her. Her...

Saturday July 23, 2005

Categories: Movies

Bad News Bears

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Here is a list of reasons to remake The Bad News Bears: 1. 2. 3. And here is a list of reasons not to: 1. It's been done. And re-done. And re-re-done. The original 1976 movie sparked a perennial series...

Monday July 18, 2005

Categories: Movies

Wedding Crashers

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
A bawdy summer comedy for adults and mature teens, this movie features rapid-fire dialogue and sincere affection between best-friend leads and strong chemistry between the actors who portray them, thereby elevating what could have been a brainless ode to never...

Monday July 18, 2005

Categories: Movies

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

A-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2005
Like a bowl of peanut butter-pretzel, chocolate ice-cream with a marshmallow swirl, this “Charlie” is a delicious confection that is gluttony for the senses and has novel twists placed in a familiar favorite. True to form, director Tim Burton has...

Tuesday June 28, 2005

Categories: Movies

Dark Water

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
No matter how many times they film it, the "something creepy is going on in my house" story has a lot of potential. We've all heard creaks and wondered, on dark and stormy nights, if anyone -- or anything --...

Sunday June 26, 2005

Categories: Movies

War of the Worlds

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
“Is it the terrorists?” a frightened child asks, because that is the scariest thing she knows. But what makes this thing scary is that it is something no one knows. It is beyond our knowledge, even beyond our imagination. Earth...

Friday June 24, 2005

Categories: Movies

George A. Romero's Land of the Dead

B-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
A groaning buffet table of cannibalistic carnage and cheesy dialogue, “Land of the Dead” unevenly masks its stale plot elements with campy winks and a dash of humor. The extreme carnivore’s ultimate popcorn genre, the zombie flick, is back in...

Tuesday June 21, 2005

Categories: Movies

Herbie: Fully Loaded

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2005
Lindsay Lohan tries for three for three with another remake of a Disney classic, following The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday with an updated version of The Love Bug, but this one doesn't quite make it across the finish line....

Monday June 20, 2005

Categories: Movies

Rebound

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2005
It's called "Rebound," but it's more like "Retread." This is right off the conveyer belt of underdog-team-of-kids-matched-with hot-headed-and-self-centered-coaches-used-to-sliding-by movies. That means it is yet another in the endless series of movies about scrappy little sports teams made up of losers...

Wednesday June 15, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Perfect Man

D
Audience: 4th - 6th Grades
Movie Release Date: 2005
The word "perfect" should not be used anywhere near this disappointing and downright icky would-be romantic comedy, in which a teenage girl creates a fake online boyfriend to cheer up her lonely mother. Jeane (Heather Locklear) is a gifted baker...

Tuesday June 14, 2005

Categories: Movies

Batman Begins

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2005
Every so often, it's time to re-boot Batman. Bob Kane created Batman in 1939. What made him different was that in an era of superheroes, he had no super-powers. All he had was a bat costume and a burning mission...

Monday June 13, 2005

Categories: Movies

High Tension

C+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
This French gore-fest is two-thirds ripe and one-third rot, resulting in an initially promising but ultimately disappointing horror movie that is not for sensitive or discerning audiences of any age. Dripping with tension both violent and sexual, “High Tension” (“Haute...

Sunday June 12, 2005

Categories: Movies

Rize

B+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2005
In West Side Story, Anita says that the boys dance like they're trying to get rid of something. There is no trick photography in this film. It begins by advising the audience that the movie has not been sped up...

Saturday June 11, 2005

Categories: Movies

Bewitched

A-
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2005
This update of the 1960's television series that is still running on TV Land is as cute as the magical twitch of Samantha Stephens' nose. Director and co-writer (with her sister Delia) Nora Ephron have given us more than the...

Thursday June 9, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Deal

D
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
There is an amateur quality to this film that might be endearing if it was not so self-righteous and almost deliberately ignorant. Though written by a former investment banker, it has been dumbed down to Hollywood's idea about Wall Street...

Wednesday June 8, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Honeymooners

C+
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2005
The classic television show The Honeymooners has been not so much updated as aoftened and sweetened. The original, half a century later, is fresher and more contemporary than this stale marshmallow of a remake. The appeal of the original was...

Tuesday June 7, 2005

Categories: Movies

Howl's Moving Castle

B
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2005
Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones seems especially suitable for adaptation by Hayao Miyazaki because it has many of his favorite themes. The central character is a young girl who shows determination and loyalty when she is brought into...

Tuesday June 7, 2005

Categories: Movies

March of the Penguins

A-
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2005
In the coldest place on earth, the only place where it is safe to care for newborns is 70 miles from the only place to find food. And so, the Antartic's hardiest and most determined inhabitants, the emperor penguins, must...

Thursday May 26, 2005

Categories: Movies

Rock School

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
As adorable as Jack Black's fictional portrayal was, there is something inherently disturbing about the idea of a real life School of Rock for 9-17-year-olds. Of course there is the problem of the music itself, loud, profane, and rude, promoting...

Thursday May 26, 2005

Categories: Movies

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

A
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2005
This is a story about one summer in the life of four friends, told with sincerity, heart, and a little bit of magic -- the very same qualities that made the original book and its sequels a "you have to...

Wednesday May 25, 2005

Categories: Movies

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
Can This Marriage Be Saved? (With apologies to the Ladies' Home Journal) John's turn: We got married before we really knew each other. Now I wonder whether we'll ever know each other. She always seems so controlled and controlling. I...

Tuesday May 24, 2005

Categories: Movies

The Longest Yard

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
After a series of interchangeable slacker movies with scripts that felt like two lines scribbled on a pizza box cover and a couple of sensitive performances in movies by A-list directors, Adam Sandler seems to be growing up at last....

Friday May 20, 2005

Categories: Movies

Madagascar

C+
Audience: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Movie Release Date: 2005
Some charming performances and saucy humor cannot save this movie from its surprising insensitivity. Its core question is what happens to best friends in captivity, who, once returned to the wild, realize they are predator and prey. The makers of...

Thursday May 19, 2005

Categories: Movies

Lords of Dogtown

B+
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
In the late 1970's, a group of kids in Venice, California who loved to surf invented a new kind of skateboarding and a new kind of cool. Three ingredients came together. The first was technology. Skateboards were a fad that...

Sunday May 15, 2005

Categories: Movies

Murderball

A-
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005
You know those thousands of heartwarming, triumph of the human spirit, disease-of-the-week movies? With heroes and heroines who suffer through every possible medical catastrophe and become better people and learn the meaning of life? I know they are supposed to...

Thursday May 12, 2005

Categories: Movies

Ladies in Lavender

A-
Audience: Middle School
Movie Release Date: 2005
The title of the movie suggests faded characters fussing over antimacassars and sipping tea. But the beauty of this film is that it shows us that the feelings of these women are anything but simple and their scope is as...

Tuesday May 10, 2005

Categories: Movies

Unleashed

B
Audience: Mature High Schooler
Movie Release Date: 2005