Our Lady of Weight Loss

Laughing at Longevity

Friday September 5, 2008

Categories: happiness, humor, inspiration

Wise Crackin' and Young at Heart by Janice Taylor, Life & Wellness Coach, Cert. Hypnotist, Author, Columnist and 50-pound big-time-loser.

Dr. Andrew Weill, whom I absolutely adore for so many reasons - his voice, his beard, his impressive knowledge - (Did you hear that Dr. Weill? I heart you!!), writes about aging gracefully. His steps include breathing, connecting to nature, listening to inspiring music, having contact with loved ones. Good points, well taken, each and every one.

My mom, Harriet, is 92 years young (some of you have already 'met' her; she is legendary in these pages), and I thought I'd share Dr. Weill's aging gracefully points with her and see if she concurred, if she had anything she wanted to add to the list! And, well - of course, she did!

Harriet Taylor - 92 years-young - Tellin' It Like It Is! Top Ten Longevity Tips Straight from the Mouth of The Almost Ancient Wise Woman
1. Surround yourself with friends. The ones who are still living.

2. Read all the time; romance novels primarily - with happy endings. I'd prefer to read about sex. I've looked around, and believe me, reading about it is better than doing it with what's available.

3. Watch news only once a day, or I'd be stark staring mad.

4. I don't bother my children. I'm the ideal mother. I don't haunt them. I would never come uninvited, even if you lived one block away.

5. I don't over eat, but I don't eat health food like you all do.

6. I have a good disposition. Don't get depressed. Sad here and there, but don't let it carry into my every day life.

7. Watch television selectively. Not all day long. Particularly like Oprah, tremendously. Don't you?

8. That's enough? Isn't it ... oh, I'm not a big shopper - don't buy a lot of clothes. I manage to look all right.

9. Keep sadness out of my conversations with friends. Focus on what's good in life. Should one of the ladies get maudlin, I change the topic.

10. You want to know what my big trick is ... my 'secret' to living long? Don't die! (peels of laughter ... she cracks herself up.)

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Janice

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Comments
sithayya
September 6, 2008 8:20 AM

verynice,i like your advice

Becky Stone
September 7, 2008 7:02 AM

she is a riot. very funny. i see where you get your style!

James Tuggle
September 8, 2008 10:18 PM

I am an old man 93 years old. I spent 30 years in the military.The military keeps you in good health until you retire then it is your responsibilty.I keep up with the news & watch educattional programs on tv and computer.I take care of the little things in life.Think young.

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Janice Taylor is a Weight Loss Coach and Certified Hypnotist, author, artist and motivational speaker. She is the author of Our Lady of Weight Loss: Miraculous and Motivational Musings from the Patron Saint of Permanent Fat Removal and All Is Forgiven, Move On: Our Lady of Weight Loss's 101 Fat-Burning Steps on Your Journey to Sveltesville (publication date May 15, 2008). Janice is also the creator of the popular e-newsletter Kick in the Tush Club and a 50-pound big-time-loser.

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